經(jīng)典美劇《老友記》-第一季-第二十一集-字幕-對白-中英文對照-看美劇學英語

How'dsomeonegetaholdofyourcreditcardnumber?怎么會有人知道你的信用卡號碼Ihavenoidea.ButLookhowmuchtheyspent.我也不知道 你看他們花了多少錢Monica,wouldyoucalmdown?莫妮卡冷靜點好嗎Thecreditcardpeoplesaidthat信用卡部員說youonlyhavetopayforthestuffthatyoubought.你只須為你買的東西付款Iknow,it'sjustsuchrecklessspending.我知道只是他們花錢如流水Ithinkwhensomeonestealsyourcreditcard我想那小偷偷去你的信用卡時...they'vekindofalreadythrowncautiontothewind.早就忘了要小心謹慎吧Wow,whatageek.Theyspent$69.95onaWonderMop.真是個呆瓜花了69.95元買 "神奇拖把 "That'sme.我買的Oh,yuck.Ross,he'sdoingitagain.討厭羅斯他又這么干了Marcel,stophumpingthelamp.馬塞爾別再侵犯那盞燈了Stophumping.Now,Marcel,comeback,Comehere,Marcel.別蹭了停下馬塞爾過來馬塞爾Oh,no.Notinmyroom.I'llgethim.不別到我房里 我去抓他出來Ross.You'vegottodosomethingaboutthehumping.羅斯你得想辦法別讓他發(fā)春了What?It'sjustaphase.怎么了這只是暫時的Well,that'swhatwesaidaboutJoey.我們當時也是這么說喬伊的Wouldyouallrelax?It'snotthatbigadeal.你們冷靜點行嗎這又沒什么大不了-Marcel,stopit.Marcel.Badmonkey.-What?-馬塞爾停壞猴子 -又怎么了Let'sjustsaymyCuriousGeorgedollisnolongercurious.只能說我的"好奇喬治 "娃娃不再好奇了Monica,youarenotstillgoingoverthatthing.莫妮卡你不是還在糾結吧-Thiswoman'slivingmylife.-What?-這女人過著我的生活 -什么She'slivingmylife,andshe'sdoingitbetterthanme.她過著我的生活 而且過得比我好Lookatthis.Look.ShebuysticketstoplaysIwannasee.看她買的戲票是我一直想看的戲She,shebuysclothesfromstores她買衣服的那家店thatI'mintimidatedbythesalespeople.我一直被售貨員冷眼相待Shespent$300onartsupplies.她花了300塊買藝術用品You'renotanartist.你又不是藝術家ImightbeifIhadthesupplies.要是有這些 我或許已是藝術家了Imean,Icoulddoallthisstuff.OnlyIdon't.我本可以過這樣的生活 我卻沒有Oh,Monica,comeon.Youdocoolthings.莫妮卡別泄氣你活得很精彩Really?Let'scompare,shallwe?真的嗎那我們來比一比好嗎Oh,it'ssolatefor"shallwe."現(xiàn)在說"好嗎"太晚了吧DoIhorsebackrideinthepark?我到過公園騎馬嗎-DoItakeclassesattheNewSchool?-No.-我在新學校上過課嗎 -沒有Thisissounfair!She'sgoteverythingIwant,太不公平了她擁有我想要的一切andshedoesn'thavemymother.而且她沒有我那樣的媽HowaboutJoeyPaponi?喬伊帕波尼如何No,stilltooethnic.不好還是太民族了MyagentthinksIshouldhaveanamethat'smoreneutral..我的經(jīng)紀人認為我該取個中立點的名字JoeySwitzerland?喬伊瑞士如何JoeySwitzerland?瑞士是著名中立國Plus,youknow,IthinkitshouldbeJoe.還有我覺得自己應該叫喬youknow,JoeymakesmesoundlikeI'mthisbig喬伊讓我感覺 ...像個小不點youknow,JoeymakesmesoundlikeI'mthisbigjoey有小動物的意思whichI'mnot.可我不是Joe,Joe,JoeStalin?喬喬喬斯大林如何Stalin.Stalin.斯大林斯大林DoIknowthatname?Itsoundsfamiliar.我聽過這名字嗎聽起來好熟悉Well,itdoesnotringabellwithme.反正我沒什么印象JoeStalin.喬斯大林Youknow,that'sprettygood.這名字太霸氣了YoumightwannatryJoseph.或許你愿意叫約瑟夫JosephStalin.約瑟夫斯大林JosephStalin.前蘇聯(lián)領導人-Ithinkyou'drememberthat.-Yes.-這名字多好記 -沒錯ByeByeBirdie,starringJosephStalin.《再見小鳥》由約瑟夫 斯大林主演JosephStalinistheFiddlerontheRoof.約瑟夫斯大林參演《屋頂上的提琴手》Hi.Yes,thisisMonicaGeller.嗨對我是莫妮卡蓋勒IbelieveI'mtakingsomeclasseswithyou,我記得我有在你們那里上課andIwaswonderingwhattheywere.我想知道是哪些課-Whatareyoudoing?-Allright,great.-你在干什么 -好的 太棒了Great.Thanksalot.I'mgoingtotapclass.太棒了非常感謝我要去上踢踏舞課What,what,sothatyoucandancewiththewoman怎么你要和偷你信用卡的女人thatstoleyourcreditcard?一起跳踢踏嗎Thiswoman'sgotmylife.這女人偷走了我的生活Ishouldgettoseewhosheis.我得看看她長啥樣Gotothepostoffice,I'msureherpicture'sup.去郵局看啊 她的照片一定掛在墻上Okay,Monica,youknowwhat,honey,you'rekindalosingithere!莫妮卡你知道嗎你有點失控了Imean,thisisreallybecominglikeaweirdobsessionthing.你現(xiàn)在執(zhí)著得有點詭異了Thisismadness,it'smadness,Itellyou.這是瘋狂我跟你說這叫做瘋狂FortheloveofGod,Monica,don'tdoit.上帝保佑莫妮卡別這么做Thankyou.謝謝-Whatdoyouthink?-Lotsofthings.-你想什么呢 -百感交集-Whichonedoyouthinksheis?-MayIhelpyou?-你認為哪個是她 -有什么能效勞的嗎No,thanks.We'rejustheretoobserve.不必了謝謝我們是來參觀的Youdon'tobserveadanceclass.Youdanceadanceclass.舞蹈課怎么能參觀你們要來參與Spareshoesareoverthere.那兒有沒人穿的舞鞋Whatdoesshemean?什么意思Ithinkshemeans"Youdanceadanceclass."我想她是叫我們"參與到舞蹈課中"-Comeon,comeon,comeon.-Really?-來吧 來吧來吧 -真的嗎Doyouseeanybodyyouthinkcouldbeme?有看見哪個人像我的分身嗎Lasttimetherewereyogurtcontainerslyingaroundafterclass.各位上回有人在教室留下空酸奶瓶-Let'snothavethathappenagain.-Shecouldbeyou.-下不為例 -說不定是她Let'sgetstarted.開始吧Five,six.Five,six,seven,eight.五六五六七八-Okay,I'mnotgettingthis.-I'mtotallygettingit.-我毫無頭緒-我完全融入Didyoueverfeellikesometimes你可曾覺得youarejustsounbelievablyuncoordinated?自己有時候毫無協(xié)調(diào)感What?Youjustclickwhentheyclick.怎么了他們踢你跟著踢就是了Allright,people,noweveryonegrabapartner.好了各位每個人找個舞伴Allright.Andmydeadmothersaysyouareit.I'mwithRachel."我的亡母說就是你 "我跟瑞秋Great,it'sgymclassalloveragain.這下好體育課的舊事又重演了Wellthat'sallright,Youcancomeuptothefrontanddancewithme.沒關系你過來到前面和我一起跳Whydon'tIjusttakeoffmyclothesandhaveanightmare?我何不脫下衣服 來場惡夢It'sokay,it'sokay.I'mhere,I'mhere.沒關系沒關系我來了I'msosorryI'mlate.抱歉我遲到了Okay,hereIam.Sowho'sthenewtensegirl?我來了這個緊張的新人是誰-She'syourpartner.-Hi,I'mMonica.-你的舞伴-嗨我叫莫妮卡Oh,Monica.莫妮卡啊Hi,I'mMon嗨我叫莫...-Nana.-Monana.-...娜娜 -莫娜娜-It'sDutch.-You'rekidding.-是荷蘭語 -你在開玩笑吧IspentthreeyearsinAmsterdam.我在阿姆斯特丹住了三年PennsylvaniaDutch.我是德裔賓夕法尼亞州人Andwe'redancing.Five,six,seven,eight.開始吧五六七八Hi.嗨-Hey.Wherehaveyoubeen?-Ijustgotbackfromthevet.-你上哪兒去了-我剛從獸醫(yī)那回來She'snotgonnamakeyouwearabigplasticcone,isshe?她沒叫你戴那種塑料大圓錐吧ShesaysMarcel'shumpingthingisnotaphase.她說馬塞爾發(fā)情不是暫時的Apparently,he'sreachedsexualmaturity.顯然他已性成熟了Hey,hebeatyou.哇比你早哎Shesays,astimegoeson,她說隨著時間的推移he'sgonnastartgettingagressiveandviolent.他會越來越暴力侵略性越來越強So,whatdoesthismean?這代表什么Ihavetogivehimup.我們不能再養(yǎng)他了Ican'tbelieveit,Ross.Thissucks.我真不敢相信羅斯這太扯了Idon'tgetit,Imean,Youjustgothim.我不懂你也就剛養(yǎng)他Howcouldhebeanadultalready?他怎會突然成熟了Iknow.Onedayhe'sthislittlething...我知道他曾經(jīng)就是個小不點andbeforeyouknowit,he'sthislittlethingIcan'tgetoffmyleg.不知不覺中這小不點抱住我大腿不撒手Isn'tthereanywaytokeephim?你沒什么辦法繼續(xù)養(yǎng)著他嗎No.Thevetsaidthatunlesshe'sinaplace...沒有 獸醫(yī)說除非有個地方...wherehehasregularaccess...讓他能通過正常渠道...tosomemonkeyloving...發(fā)展一些猴類之愛...he'sjustgonnagetvicious.否則他會越來越殘暴Ijustgottagethimintoazoo.我得將他送到動物園-Howdoyougetamonkeyintoazoo?-Iknowthatone.-如何把一只猴送進動物園 -我知道No,that'spopesintoaVokswagen.不那是如何讓教皇進入大眾汽車We'reapplyingtoalotofthem.我們要多方申請Ourfirstchoicewouldbeoneofthebiggerstatezoos.當然大型州立動物園是首選Youknow,likeSanDiego.Right?比方說圣地亞哥動物園Butthatmayjustbeapipedream.那可能只是癡人說夢Becauseyouknow,he'sout-of-state.因為他都不在州內(nèi)MyvetknowssomeoneatMiami,sothat'sapossibility.獸醫(yī)說她有邁阿密的朋友 這是條路Butthat'stwoblocksfromthebeach.It'satotalpartyzoo.但那離海灘只有兩個街區(qū)環(huán)境太嘈雜-Wefoundher,Wefoundthegirl.-What?-我們找到她了找到偷卡女了 -什么Didyoucallthecops?你們報警了嗎No,wetookhertolunch.沒我們和她一起吃了午餐Oh,yourownbrandofvigilantejustice.用你們的方式給她治了罪Areyouinsane?Thiswomanstolefromyou.你瘋了那女人偷了你的東西Shestole.She'sastealer.她偷東西她是個小偷Afteryou'rewiththiswomanforlike10minutes,和這女人相處十分鐘后youforgetallthat.你就會把這些全忘了Imean,she'sthisastoundingpersonwiththisamazingspirit.她真是個振奮人心的奇女子Yeah!Whichsheprobablystolefromsomecheerleader.是啊指不定從某位啦啦隊員那偷來的-Takeofftheirhats.-PopesinaVokswagen.-脫下他們的帽子 -教皇塞進大眾車-Takeofftheirhats.-PopesinaVokswagen.笑話:教皇摘下高帽子才能坐進大眾車Ilovethatjoke.我喜歡這個笑話Noway.Nowaydidyoudothis.不可能你絕不會這么做Monanawasverybrave.莫娜娜相當勇敢Itwassowild.WetoldthemweweretheGundersonsinroom615...太瘋狂了我們自稱是 615房的岡德森姐妹...onlytofindouttheBostonCelticshadtheentiresixfloor.結果波士頓凱爾特人隊已包下整個六樓Sooncetheycaughtontothefactthatwe're,當他們發(fā)現(xiàn)我們個子矮矮youknow,shortandhavebreasts...還是女人的那一刻Theythrewusout.Iwasthrownoutofahotel.Me.就把我們攆出來了我居然被攆出飯店哎Go,Monana.干得好莫娜娜Youladiesarenottheonlyoneslivingthedream.不光你們過著夢想中的生活IgettogopourcoffeeforpeopleIdon'tknow.Don'twaitup.我得去給陌生人倒咖啡了不用等我Oh,bytheway...對了...tomorrowwe'reauditioningforaBroadwayshow.明天我們要去參加百老匯的面試-Excuseme?-There'sanopencallforCats.-什么 -《貓》劇還有一個缺額I'mthinkingwegodownthere,sing"Memories"...我想我們可以去唱《回憶》I'mthinkingwegodownthere,sing"Memories"...劇中名曲...andmakecompletefoolsofourselves.Whatdoyousay?讓自己大出洋相你意下如何No,no,no.Rememberwhoyou'redealingwithhere.不不不記住你在跟誰說話呢Imean,I'mnotlikeyou.我不像你Ican'tevenstandinfrontofatapclass.我連站在踢踏舞教室前排都不敢That'sprobablybecauseofyourAmishbackground.那可能是因為你的門諾教派背景-What?-You'rePennsylvaniaDutch,right?-什么-你不是德裔賓夕法尼亞州人嗎Right.TillIboughtablowdryer.ThenIwasshunned.對直到我買了吹風機 就被驅(qū)逐了Right.TillIboughtablowdryer.ThenIwasshunned.門諾教派后人遠離科技產(chǎn)品過著農(nóng)業(yè)生活Iusedtobejustlikeyou.我過去也和你一樣Andthen,oneday,Isawamoviethatchangedmylife.直到有一天我看了部改變我人生的電影DidyoueverseeDeadPoetsSociety?你看過《死亡詩社》嗎Ithoughtthatmoviewassoincrediblyboring.我認為這電影實在是太 ...無聊了Imean,thatthingattheendwherethekidkillshimself那孩子在電影的結尾自殺了becausehecan'tbeintheplay?只因他無法演出話劇Whatwasthat?It'slike,這是為了什么不就是"Kid,waitayear.Leavehome,"孩子再忍一年離開家dosomecommunitytheater."到社區(qū)話劇團去 "IwalkedoutofthereandIthought,走出電影院時我想"Nowthat'stwohoursofmylifethatI'mnevergettingback.""花在這部爛片上的兩個小時再也回不來了"Andthatthoughtscaredme這想法震驚了我morethanalltheothercrapIwasafraidtodo.從此便不再懼怕嘗試任何事了Wow.ThenIwoulddefinitelynotrecommendMrs.Doubtfire.那我強烈建議你別看《窈窕奶爸》Wow.ThenIwoulddefinitelynotrecommendMrs.Doubtfire.與《死亡詩社》主演同為羅賓 威廉姆斯Oh,God.上帝Wedidn'tgetintoScranton.我們進不了斯克蘭頓了Thatwas,like,oursafetyzoo.那是我們保底的動物園Theytake,like,dogsandcows.他們連狗和牛都收See,Idon'tknowwhothisisharderon,meorhim.我真不明白我和他誰更難受一點I'dsaythatchair'stakingthebruntofit.我想那椅子首當其沖Marcel.Marcel.Marcel,no.馬塞爾馬塞爾馬塞爾不要Goodboy.See?Howcannobodywanthim?乖寶怎么會沒人要他Somebodywill.一定會有人的Youknow,therealreadyisaJosephStalin.你知道嗎早就有人叫喬瑟夫斯大林了You'rekidding.開什么玩笑Apparently,hewasthisRussiandictatorwhoslaughteredpeople.顯然他是個嗜血如命的俄國獨裁者You'dthinkyouwould'veknownthat.我還以為你考慮得挺周全呢You'dthinkIwould've.那是你想錯了Phoebe.Whatdoyouthinkagoodstagenameformewouldbe?菲比你認為我該取什么藝名登臺FlameBoy.火焰男孩Whereexactlyisyourzoo?你的動物園具體在哪Well,it'stechnicallynotazoo,perse.嚴格而言不算是個動物園It'smoreofaninteractivewildlifeexperience.更像是種互動式野外體驗-Letmeaskyousomequestionsabout,isit,uh,Marcel.-Yes.-我想請教你幾個關于馬塞爾的問題 -好Doeshe,uh,fightwithotheranimals?他會和其他動物打架嗎No,no.He'sverydocile.不會的他非常溫馴Evenifhewerecornered?就算被逼進角落也不會嗎Well,Idon'tknow.Why?我不知道干嘛這么問Howisheathandlingsmallobjects?他掌控小東西的能力如何Hecanholdabanana,ifthat'swhatyoumean.他會拿香蕉如果你是這意思的話Whataboutahammerorasmallblade?錘子或小刀呢Whywouldheneedablade?他為何需要小刀Well,ifhe'supagainstajunglecatorananimalwithhorns,如果他要對抗的是貍貓或有角的動物...yougottogivethelittleguysomething.你總得給這小家伙武器防身Otherwise,it'sjustcruel.否則就太殘忍了-HegotintoSanDiego.-What?-他能去圣地亞哥了 -什么Wecamebackfromourwalk.Thephonewasringing 我們散步回來聽見電話鈴響He'sin.他被錄取了Didyouhearthat,Marcel?SanDiego.SanDiego.聽見沒馬塞爾圣地亞哥要你了You'remakingabigmistakehere.SanDiego'sallwellandgood...你大錯特錯了圣地亞哥環(huán)境良好沒錯butifyougivehimtome,但如果你把他交給我I'llstarthimoffagainstablindrabbit.我能訓練他對抗瞎眼的兔子...andgiveyou20%ofthegate.而且給你百分之二十門票收入Wherethehell'veyoubeen?你到底跑哪兒去了MonicaandIjustcrashedanembassyparty.我和莫妮卡剛混進了大使館的派對-Areyoudrunk?-No.-你喝醉了嗎 -才沒有呢-I'mlying.Iamsodrunk.-Oh,God.-騙你的我醉醺醺的-天哪Right,Monica,youknowwhat?Youcould'vecalled.莫妮卡你該打電話回來的Ihavebeenuphere,I'vebeenworried...Monica.我一直在家里擔心你 莫妮卡Waterrules.好過癮Yes.Yes,itdoes.沒錯沒錯Okay,look,therestaurantcalled.餐廳今天又來電話了Theywannaknowifyou'regonnabeshowingupforwork.他們想知道你還要不要去上班Nope.GoingtotheBigAppleCircustoday.不我今天要去紐約馬戲團OkayMonica,whatareyoudoing?莫妮卡你在干什么You'regonnaloseyourjob.Thisisnotyou.你會丟了工作的你不是這樣的人No,itisme.不這正是我I'mnotjustthepersonwhoneedstofluffthepillows...我并不只是那種必須拍松枕頭andpaythebillsassoonastheycomein!帳單一來立刻去繳款的人Youknow,whenI'mwithher,I'msomuchmorethanthat.和她在一起 我就超越了那種人I'mMonana.我是莫娜娜Hello?Yes,sheis.Holdonasecondplease.喂對她在等等Monana,it'sforyou.Thecreditcardpeople.莫娜娜你的電話信用卡公司打來的Hello.你好Yes?是嗎Oh,myGod.天吶-Thanks.-What?-謝謝 -怎么啦They'vearrestedMonica.他們逮到莫妮卡了Howareyou?你好嗎Nottoobad.Fortunately,blue'smycolor.不太糟幸好我喜歡藍色HowdidyouknowIwashere?你怎會知道我在這兒BecauseI'mMonicaGeller.因為我是莫妮卡蓋勒Itwasmycreditcardyouwereusing.你用的是我的信用卡ThatIwasnotexpecting.真是沒想到Iwantyoutoknow,itwasn'tmewhoturnedyouin.我想讓你知道 去報案的人不是我-Thanks.-No,thankyou.-謝謝你 -不 我要謝謝你Youhavegivenmesomuch.你教會我太多東西ifitwasn'tforyou,Iwouldneverhavegottentosing如果不是你 我永遠不可能 ......"Memories"onthestageattheWinterGardenTheater.在冬園劇院的舞臺上演唱《回憶》Well,actually,youonlygottosing"Memo"老實說你只開口唱了 "回"而已Ican'tbelieveyou'rehere.WhatamIgonnadowithoutyou?我不敢相信你會在這失去你我該怎么辦Who'sgonnacrashtheembassypartieswithme?誰陪我混進大使館的派對Who'sgonnatakemetotheBigAppleCircus?誰帶我去紐約馬戲團Monica,Istartedmydayby莫妮卡我開始新一天的方式peeinginfrontof25otherwomen...是在25個女人面前尿尿...andyou'reworriedaboutwho'lltakeyoutotheBigApplecircus?你卻擔心沒人帶你去看紐約馬戲團演出Well,notworried,youknow,justwondering.不是擔心只是迷惑There'snothingtowonderabout,Monica.沒什么好迷惑的莫妮卡You'regonnagobacktobeingexactlywhoyouwere,你繼續(xù)做你自己becausethat'swhoyouare.因為那才是真正的你-Notnecessarily.-Yes,necessarily.-沒必要吧 -很有必要Idon'tknowwhatitis.Maybeit'stheAmishthing.我不知道為什么或許因為你是門諾教徒I'mnotactuallyAmish.我其實不是門諾教徒Really?Thenwhyareyoulikethat?真的嗎那為何你那么怪You,bythedoor,inorout?-ln.-門旁邊那個 加不加入 -加入Youintheback.You'regettingitallwrong.后面的你完全跳錯了ButatleastI'mdoingit.至少我在跳ThisisthefinalboardingcallforFlight67...這是飛往圣地亞哥 67次航班的最后登機通知...toSanDiegoboardingatgate42A.登機口在42AOkay,goodbye,littlemonkeyguy.Allright,Iwroteyouthispoem.再見小猴子這是我給你寫的詩Okay,butdon'teatittillyougetontheplane.上飛機后才能吃Thankyou,AuntPhoebe.謝謝你菲比阿姨Okay,bye,champ.再見了棒小伙子Now,Iknowthere'sgonnabealotofbabesinSanDiego,我知道圣地亞哥那兒美女如云...butremember,there'salsoalottolearn.但記得要學習的還很多Idon'tknowwhattosay,Ross.It's