兒童英語演講小短文 英語演講小笑話1分鐘 .doc

1、兒童英語演講小短文 英語演講小笑話1分鐘 幽默與笑話同是社會交往活動中不可缺少的交際手段,探究幽默與笑話的區(qū)別,認為有意與無意、含蓄與直白、復雜與簡單、創(chuàng)新與故舊是區(qū)分幽默與笑話的重要標準。下面是WTT帶來的1分鐘演講小笑話，!1分鐘演講小笑話篇一The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant.“You have your choice of two brains,” he told the patient, “For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for

2、 $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician.”The patient was amazed at the huge difference in price.“Is the brain of a politician that much better?” he asked.The Brain Surgeon replied, “No, its not better, just unused.”一個外科醫(yī)生正要作一個腦移植手術?！澳憧梢詮膬蓚€腦子中選一個給你?！贬t(yī)生告訴病人，“一個心理學家的大腦1000美元，一個政治家的大腦10000美元。病人很

3、驚訝二者之間這樣大的差異，“政治家的大腦好一些嗎?”他問。醫(yī)生說：“不是好一些，只是沒有用過。”1分鐘演講小笑話篇二One real manThe ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives.He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and warned that any man who did not tell the tr

4、uth would be punished severely(嚴格地，嚴厲地).Then he asked all the men who obeyed their wives' directions and counsel(勸告，建議) to step to the left side of the hall.All the men did so but one little man who moved to the right.It's good to see, said the king, that we have one real man in the kingdom.

5、Tell these chickenhearted(膽小的) dunces(傻瓜) why you alone among them stand on the right side of the hall.Your Majesty, came the reply in a squealing voice, it is because before I left home my wife told me to keep out of crowds.一個真正的男子漢古代有一個國王，他想證明他領土內的男人并非像人們傳說的那樣，受到老婆的管制。他把王國里所有的男人都召到跟前，警告說，哪個男人膽敢不說實

6、話，就會受到嚴厲的懲罰。然后，他叫所有聽從妻子的命令和意見的男人都走向大廳的左側。所有的男人都站到了左側，只有一個小個子男人站到了右側。國王說：看到我們國家里還有一個真正的男子漢，真是令人快樂。告訴這些膽小的笨蛋，為什么在他們當中只有你一個人站在大廳的右側。陛下，那人尖聲地答復：因為在我出門之前，我老婆告訴我不要扎堆。1分鐘演講小笑話篇三Once there was a king.He likes to write stories, but his stories were not good.As people were afraid of him, they all said his sto

7、ries were good.One day the king showed his stories to a famous writer.He waited the writer to praise these stories.But the writer said his stories were so bad that he should throw them into fire.The king got very angry with him and sent him to prison.After some time, the king set him free.Again he showed him some of his new stories and asked what he thought of them.After reading them, the writer at once turned to the soldiers and said: “ Take me back to prison, please.”國王和他的故事從前有一個國王，他喜歡寫故事，但是他寫的故事很不好。人們怕他，都說他的故事好。有一天國王把他的故事給一名作家看，他想要作家贊揚他的這些故事，而作家說