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六年級(jí)上冊(cè)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：LippyParrot

Onreachinghisplaneseat,amanissurprisedtoseeaparrotstrappedintotheseatnexttohim.Themanasksthestewardessforacupofcoffeeandtheparrotsquawks,Andwhydontyougetmeawhisky,wench.Thestewardess,flusteredbytheparrotsoutburst,bringsbackawhiskyfortheparrotbutinadvertentlyforgetsthemanscupofcoffee.Asthemannicelypointsouttheomissionofhiscoffeetothestewardess,theparrotdownshisdrinkandshouts,Andgetmeanotherwhisky,youuglybitch.Visiblyshaken,thestewardesscomesbackwiththeparrotswhiskybutstillnocoffeefortheman.

Unaccustomedtosuchslackness,themandecidesthatheisgoingtotrytheparrotsapproach,Iveaskedyoutwiceforacupofcoffeewench,IexpectyoutogetitformerightnowsoIdonthavetoseethatdisgustinglyhideousfaceofyoursanymore!

Nextthingtheyknow,boththemanandtheparrotarewrenchedupandthrownoutoftheemergencyexitbytwoburlystewards.Plungingdownwardstotheground,theparrotturnstothemanandsays,Forsomeonewhocantfly,yousurearealippybastard.

六年級(jí)上冊(cè)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：Coincidence

Amanwalksintoabar,sitsdownandordersatriplemartini.ThebartendersaysWhatacoincidence,theonlyotherpersonatthebaristhatbeautifulwomanattheotherend.Sheisalsodrinkingtriplemartinis.

Afterafewsipsofhisdrink,themanwalksuptothewomanandsays,Isntitacoincidencethatwearebothhavingthesamedrink.

SherepliesYes!IamherebecauseIamcelebrating.After20yearsoftryingIamfinallypregnant!

Whatacoincidencethemanreplied.Iamalsocelebrating.

Afteryearsofexperimenting,Ihaveinventedamulticoloredchicken.Atthis,thewomanaskedHowdidyoueveraccomplishthat!?.

Ihadtotryalotofdifferentcockshesaid.Thewomanreplied

Whatacoincidence!!!!

六年級(jí)上冊(cè)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：AFRICANROULETTE

ThenewAmericanAmbassadorwasbeingentertainedbyan

AfricanDiplomat.TheyhadspentthedaydiscussingtheprogressthecountryhadmadewiththeRussiansbeforekickingthemout.Theybuiltusapowerplant,anairport,andtaughtushowtodrinkvodkaandplayRussianroulette,statedtheAfricanDiplomat.

TheAmericanAmbassadorlookedpainedandsaid,Russianrouletteisadangerousgame.Oh,quiteso,saidtheDiplomat,thatswhyweinventedAfricanroulette.Inourversion,noonegetskilled...

Wouldyouliketoplay?

Ifyouassuremethatnoonegetskilled,Illgiveitatry,repliedtheAmericanAmbassador,howdoyouplay?The

AfricanDiplomatclappedhishandsandsixgorgeous,completelynudewomen,camewigglingintotheroom.

Thediplomatthenexplainedthatthewaythegamewasplayedwastosimplychoosetheoneyouwanttogiveyouoralsex.Thenweeachsitbacktobackwhilethesegorgeouswomentakecareofus.Thefirstonetomakeasoundofanykindloses.ThatsalotbetterandlessriskythanRussianroulette,statedthe

AmericanAmbassadorquitearoused,Letsplay.

Theyeachmadetheirselections,disrobed,andsatdownbacktoback.TheAmericanAmbassadorquippedthatthiswasgoingtobefun,butnotdangerouslikeRussianRoulette.

TowhichtheAfricanDiplomatreplied.Oh,Iforgottomention,oneofthewomenisacannibal.

六年級(jí)上冊(cè)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：IndianNames

ThisIndianboygoestohismotheronedaywithapuzzledlookonhisface.

Say,mom,whyismybiggerbrothernamedMightyStorm?

Shetoldhim,becausehewasconceivedduringamightystorm.

Thenheasked,WhyismysisternamedCornflower?Shereplied,

Well,yourfatherandIwereinacornfieldwhenwemadeher.

AndwhyismyothersistercalledMoonchild?Themothersaid,

Wewerewatchingthemoonlandingwhileshewasconceived.

MotherIndianpausedandaskedherson,

Tellme,TornRubber,whyareyousocurious?

六年級(jí)上冊(cè)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：Hiking

Afathercamehomefromalongbusinesstriptofindhisyoungsonridingabrandnewbike.

Wheredidyougetthemoneyforthat?heasked.

Itmusthavecostover300dollars!

Iearnedithiking,repliedtheboy.

Hiking???Comeonson;tellyourDadthetruth.Nobodycanmakethatsortofmoneyhiking.WheredidyouReallygetthecashfrom?

ItslikeIsay,Dad.Everynightwhen