搞笑英語(yǔ)自我介紹范文

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搞笑英語(yǔ)自我介紹范文篇2

goodmorning!

itisreallymyhonortohavethisopportunityforainterview,

ihopeicanmakeagoodperformancetoday.imconfidentthaticansucceed.

nowiwillintroducemyselfbriefly

iam26yearsold,borninshandongprovince.

iwasgraduatedfromqingdaouniversity.mymajoriselectronic.andigotmybachelordegreeaftermygraduationintheyearof.

ispendmostofmytimeonstudy,ihavepassedcet4/6.andihaveacquiredbasicknowledgeofmymajorduringmyschooltime.

injuly,ibeginworkforasmallprivatecompanyasatechnicalsupportengineerinqingdaocity.becauseimcapableofmoreresponsibilities,soidecidedtochangemyjob.

andinaugust,ileftqingdaotobeijingandworkedforaforeignenterpriseasaautomationsoftwaretestengineer.becauseiwanttochangemyworkingenvironment,idliketofindajobwhichismorechallenging.morovermotorolaisaglobalcompany,soifeelicangainthemostfromworkinginthiskindofcompanyennvironment.thatisthereasonwhyicomeheretocompeteforthisposition.

ithinkimagoodteamplayerandimapersonofgreathonestytoothers.alsoiamabletoworkundergreatpressure.

thatsall.thankyouforgivingmethechance.

搞笑英語(yǔ)自我介紹范文篇3

Hi,guys.Asyouknow,werefellowstudents.Youareallfamiliarwithme.So,whatshouldIstartwith?Haw,itssomewhatembarrassingtotellyouwhatyouknowwell.Butitdoesntmatteratall.ImherejustforpracticingmyEnglish.Itsveryimportantofyoursupport.Letsgotobusinessnow.

Hum-hum,firstofall,youallknowwellmyname.Imfrom.Besides,IcannottellyouhowoldIambecauseitsasecretofaladysage.Thenext,Ilikesinging,swimming,crying,haw-haw...ItistoomuchthanwhatIcouldtellinonetime.

Ilikeicecream,apple,orange,banana,andsoon.Thenletmeintroducemyfamily.Myfather...,andmymother...WhatapitythatIhavenobrothersorsisters.Butfortunately,Ihaveyouasmyclassmatesandfriends.Youreallyhelpmealot.Aswell,Ialsoenjoyhelpingeachofyou.Doyouknowmypersonalities?Infact,Imnotsoclear.

搞笑英語(yǔ)自我介紹范文篇4

thegoalinmylife

asisknowntoeverybody,theknowledgeispowerandmoney.ifiwereacollegestudent,iwouldbethehappiestpersonintheworld.iwouldpursuemyfavoritehobbystudyenglish.

sincecollegelifeismeanttobeindependent,imightgivefreescopetomyrealtalent.furthermore,imightparticipateinsocialandnationalreconstructionprojects.

iwouldabidebymyprinciplesbyreadingmoreaddenrichingmyselfsothatimightbeofgreaterusetosocietyuponmygraduationday.

搞笑英語(yǔ)自我介紹范文篇5

goodmorning!

itisreallymyhonortohavethisopportunityforainterview,

ihopeicanmakeagoodperformancetoday.imconfidentthaticansucceed.

nowiwillintroducemyselfbriefly

iam26yearsold,borninshandongprovince.

iwasgraduatedfromqingdaouniversity.mymajoriselectronic.andigotmybachelordegreeaftermygraduationintheyearof.

ispendmostofmytimeonstudy,ihavepassedcet4/6.andihaveacquiredbasicknowledgeofmymajorduringmyschooltime.

injuly,ibeginworkforasmallprivatecompanyasatechnicalsupportengineerinqingdaocity.becauseimcapableofmoreresponsibilities,soidecidedtochangemyjob.

andinaugust,ileftqingdaotobeijingandworkedforaforeignenterpriseasaautomationsoftwaretestengineer.becauseiwanttochangemyworkingenvironment,idliketofindajobwhichismorechallenging.morovermotorolaisaglobalcompany,soifeelicangainthemostfromworkinginthiskindofcompanyennvironment.thatisthereasonwhyicomeheretocompeteforthisposition.

ithinkimagoodteamplayerandimapersonofgreathonestytoothers.alsoiamabletoworkundergreatpressure.

thatsall.thankyouforgivingmethechance.

搞笑英語(yǔ)自我介紹范文篇6

Iammale,isanon.yearoldfemalemeterstall,wearingshoes,beingunmarried.FocusonUndergraduateEducation--notadmitted,thegeneralundergraduatecourse--forafewminutes,soonlyamixedcollege.

However,theperformanceisverybrilliant,primaryschoolasamonitor,thewhite-collariswearingawhiteshirt,work-eatingchickeninthetableinamultinationalcompany,althoughiscleaningthetable,butthetreatmentisveryfavorable,ifyoudontarrivelateorleaveearly.

Youcouldgetthefull800yuan),andIhavehadtopaythemonthlyrenthouse--thatis,nonmotorvehiclecar--environmentalprotection,creditcardandpassbookathickstackofThereisnomoney.Iamlookingforaslimfigure,beautifulbeautiful,gentleandlovely,reasonable,fullofwit,extraordinaryabilityofrichwives,similartoBillGatessdaughter,Buffettsgranddaughterandsooncanbeconsidered.

Thelaughwhatlaugh?Iknowwhatyouwanttoputafart,youdontwanttosayIamaswanlikeatoad?Whatah,wholettheheartsogood!Whenthewholedonationhavepityonhim.WOW!Whoistheskinofabanana?Idonotsayit,saybrickshere,Iwasshottodeath!

搞笑英語(yǔ)自我介紹范文篇7

Iamthehydrogenmolecule,Iisverylight,soputmeinaballoonballooncanfly.Butmysistersandmybrothersareburning,sowhenIplaytoCaution!.Icanmakemyoxygenmolecules,manythingschange.

Forexample,ifyouwanttofireno,Iparticipateinyouisnot.Mybrothersandsistersareverylively,occasionallydosomedamage,therustyironandcopper,areourmasterpiece.

Iamhydrogenatoms,youusuallydontseeme,becauseIwasinpairsbymolecularforms.Iamtheoxygenatom,Ihaveaname,calledReactiveoxygen,asthenicknamesays,Imveryactive.Idontlikebeingalone.Ilovetobewithanyone,nomatterwhoItouch.

搞笑英語(yǔ)自我介紹范文篇8

Hello!

Mynameis.Thankyoufor