三打白骨精(英語劇本)

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沙僧（J）孫悟空（S和旁白）八戒（E）唐僧（T）白骨精所變的老頭（B3）白骨精所變的太婆（B2）白骨精所變的女孩（B1和B）ThreeTimes’BeatingMonster

蘆葦蕩-大話西游.mp3P:Fivehundredyearsago,thereisainvitinglegend.Nowadays,we’lltellyouthisinterestingstory,ThreeTimes’BeatingMonster.Let’sbegin.敢問路在何方.mp3唐僧:Emitofo,doyouknowwherewearenow?悟空:Bajie,map!八戒:(摸出，遞給S)悟空:Look,master………唐僧:Bajie!HowManytimesIhavetoldyou,nottobringthesepicturesofbeautifulgirlswithyou!八戒:Oh,master!Forgiveme唐僧:I’llkeepitforyouuntilwereachthewest八戒:But……唐僧:Emitofo,nothingislust,lustisnothing!Map?八戒:Here.Em……wehavearrivedinWhiteTigerMountain!AhIcan’twalkonanymore!Mystomachdoesn’tallowSo.悟空:FatPig!八戒:Monkey,ifyoudaretosaythesetwowordsonceagain,Iwill,Iwill……….悟空:Youwillwhat?八戒:Iwillhelpyoucatchfleas(跳蚤).悟空:Hm!唐僧:Wukong,factually,Iamabithungry.Couldyougotogetmesomefoods?八戒:Yousee,masterishungry,too!唐僧:Baijie!Don’tforgetwhoatemylastmeal!沙僧:Butmaster,ifamonstercomeswhilebrothermonkeyisaway…..唐僧:Em…….Itisaproblem.Wukong,doyouhaveanyidea?悟空:Noproblem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看）八戒:Thisis…..?悟空:Electricnet!Ihavelearnttheenergyofelectricityfrommaster’sbooks.SoImadethis.Nomonstercanapproachyouifyoustayinit!唐僧:Em……Wukong,youarebecomingmoreandmorescientific!Emitofo,knowledgeispower!悟空:Bye!(走)唐僧:Let’splaycards!斗地主.mp3白骨精:Hm!Hm!Electricnet?Youaretoochildish.(變成B1)白骨精:CanIjoinyou?唐僧:I’msorry,lady.WeareplayingFightingAgainstLandlordandthreepeopleareenough.白骨精:Oh,Chance!Bomb!唐僧:Bomb?(打出)白骨精:DoubleKing!唐僧:Oh….Iwin!Em……,Lady,youareamaster-hand.Comeinandteachme!(準備開電網(wǎng)門)悟空:(回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!白骨精:Ah……唐僧:Wukong!Lookwhathavedone!Sheismyteacher!悟空:Sheisamonster!唐僧:Nonsense!悟空:Oh,pleasedon’t……唐僧:It’stoolate!(唱)Oncemore……youopenthedoor…泰坦尼克號.mp3悟空:Please,Please,oh,no……唐僧:Wukong,I’mdisappointedwithyou!白骨精:Hm!SunWukong,I’llteachyoualesson!(變成太婆)白骨精2:Hello,haveyouseenmydaughter?唐僧:Daughter?…No,sorry!白骨精2:Oh,mypoorbaby!What’swrongwithyou?Tellme,tellmewhodidit!?Ican’tstandit!Whyisitalwaysmewhogetshurt?悟空:（咬牙切齒）Youmonster,I’llbeatyouintohell!E&J:AreyouOk,master?(扶T)沙僧:Look,(伸食指)howmany?唐僧:Two…(暈乎乎地)SunWukong,gameover!(變成B3)白骨精3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh…mydaughter,mywife!Whodidit?!!O,oncetherewasatrueloveatmyhand,butIdidn'ttreasureit.Ididn'trealizeituntilitwasgone.Thereisnothingmoremiserablethanit.IfGodcangivemeachancetorestart,I'lltellthemywifeandmydaughterthreewords“ILoveYou”.IfIhavetoaddadeadlinetothelove,Ihopeitwillbetenthousandyears.蘆葦蕩-大話西游.mp3悟空:I’llkillyou,monster!(打)白骨精3:

Justkillmeuseyourgoldencudgel(金箍棒),don’thesitate,please!Withoutmyfamily,Idon'twannaliveanymore.唐僧:You,you…(險些暈，E,J扶住)Youhavekilledthreelives!悟空:No,theyarenothumanbeings!Theyarecreatedbymonster!唐僧:Monster?Youarearealmonster!Neverletmeseeyou,go!!悟空:(悲，離去)人鬼情未了.MP3八戒:Master,brotherMonkeyis.......唐僧:Scratch!Don'tmentionthatguyanymore!白骨精:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)唐僧:（驚）Youare......白骨精:Howfoolishyouare,Mr.Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)白骨精:(抓住T)I'llenjoyyourmeatandblood,ha,ha......悟空:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)Athousandyearslater.唐僧:Wukong?八戒:Oh,BrotherMonkey!沙僧:Ourheroisback!唐僧:I,Ican'tunderstand......Whathappened?悟空:Master,yourIQneedsincreasing!Thismonsterchangeditsappearanceintothreeshapesinordertocheatyou!唐僧:How,howdidyoufindit?悟空:(沉默).......Monkey'sintuition(直覺)唐僧:Wukong(S不理T)Iadmitmymistakethistime(S仍不理)I'msorry(小聲)悟空:What?唐僧:I'msorry.悟空:Em?Louder,please?唐僧:I......am......sorry.....敢問路在何方.mp3唐僧:Let'sgoguys!(歌)悟空:Youarecarryingtheluggage,Iamleadingthehorse.八戒:Saygoodbyetothesun,Welcomeeveningglow.沙僧:Sleepingontheground,againwesetoutsetout,againwesetout.唐僧八戒悟空沙僧:Ah......Ah......Sleepingonthegroundagainwesetou