功夫熊貓臺詞第二部分.docx

-Lets begin! -Wait, wait, wait! What!Now ? -Yes, now. Unless you think the great wugui was wrong and youre not the dragon warrior -Okwell .I dont know if Ican do all of those moves.-Well, if we dont try, well never know,will we?-Yeah, its just maybe we can find something more suited my level. -And what level is that -Well,you know Im not a masterlets just start zero, level zero -No. Theres no such thing as level zero -Heymaybe I can start with that -That? We use that for training children,and for propping the door open when it is hot But if you insist -Wow the furious fiveyoure so much bigger than your action figures Except you, mantis, youre about the same. -Go ahead,pandashow us what you can do -Are they gonna watch,or should Iwaite till they get back to work?-Hit it! -OkI mean, I just ate.So Im still digesting .So my kungfu may not be as good aslater on -Just hit it! -All right.-What did you get. You got nothing , cause I got it right here. You pick on my friends? Get ready to feel the thunder Look at my crazy feet, what will you do about my crazy feet! Come on Im a blur, Im a blur. youve never seen bears style youve only seen praying mantis or monkey style or I could come at you snickety-snake -Would you hit it! -All rightall right -Why dont you try again? A little harder -Hows that? -That hurts! -This will be easier than I thought -Im feeling a little nauseous! Those are hard! My tenders-How did I do?-Theres now a level zero -Theres no words. -No denying that. -I dont understand what master wugui was thinking The Poor guy just gonna get himself killed!-He is so mightythe dragon warrior fell out of the sky on a ball of fire !-When he walks, the very ground shakes!-One would think that master wugui would choose someone who actually know kungfu -Yeah.Or could at least touch his toesor even see his toes -Okgreat Hey.hi youre up -Im now -I was justsomeday, huh? The kungfu staff is hard work, right ?Are your biceps sore? -Ive had a long and rather disappointing dayso, yeah, I should probably get to sleep now. -Yeah, yeah, yeahof course. -Ok thanks -Its just Im just a big fan! You guys were totally amazing at the battle of weeping river Outnumbered a thousand to one, but you didnt stop .You just Oh, sorry about that -Look! You dont belong here. I knowI know youre right I dont haveI just my whole life dream, I was dreaming-No, noI mean you dont belong here! I mean, in this roomthis is my room . Property of Orane. -Oh, ok, right, right . So, yeah, you want to get to sleep? Im keeping you up. We get big things tomorrow! All right. Youre awesomeLast thing I want to say, bye-bye .-Wow -What was that? -I didnt say anything -Ok, all right. Good night, sleep well -It seemed a little awkward.-Master tigress! I didnt mean to wake you. -You dont belong here.-Yeah, of course, this is your room. -I mean you dont belong in the jade palace. Youre disgraced kungfu, and if you have any respect for who we are and what we do, you will be gone by morning -Big fan -I see you have found the secret peach tree of heaven wisdom.- Is that what this is? I was so sorry, I thought it was just a regular peach tree.-I understand, you eat when youre upset. -Upset? Im not upset! What makes you think Im upset?-So why are you upset? -I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kungfu, in the history of China, and in the history of sucking! -Probably. -And the five! Man you should see them, they totally hate me.-Totally.-How is Shifu ever going to turn me into the dragon warrior?I mean, Im not like The five, Ive got no claws, no wings, no venom. Even mantis has those things. Maybe I should just quit and go back to make noodles. -Quit, dont quit, noodles, dont noodles. Youre too concerned with what was and what will be. There is a saying :Yesterday is history, tomorrow is mystery, but today is a gift .That is why its called the present . -Oh, no!-Whats happening?! -To your battle stations! Go! Go! Go!-Fire! -Tailang is free! I must warn shifu. -Not going anywhere! Neither he is!-Let go of me!-Bring it up! -Wait! Bring it back!-He is coming this way! -He wont get far! Archers!-We are dead. So very, very dead.-Not yet! We are not. Now! -Can we run now? -Yes! -Im glad shifu sent you. I was beginning thinking Ive been forgotten. Fly back there and tell them: the real dragon warrior is coming home! -Good morning, master!-Panda! panda! wake up! -Hes quit! -What do we do now, master? With the panda gone, who will be the dragon warrior? -All we can do is resume our training and trust that in time, the true Dragon Warrior will be revealed. -What are you doing here! -Ha! Hi! Good morning, master! I thought Ive warmed up a little.-You are stuck -Stuck? What stuck? No, this is one of myYeah, Im stuck. -Help him.-Oh, dear.-Maybe on three. One, two Three! Thank you! -Dont mention it. -No, really, I appreciate it.-Ever. -You actually thought you can learn to do a full split in one night? It takes years to develop ones flexibility, and years longer to apply it in combat! Put that down! The only souvenirs we collect here are bloody knuckles and broken bones! -Yeah, excellent! -Lets get started! -Are you ready? -I was born ready -Im sorry, brother. But you said you were ready. -That was awesome! Lets go again! -Ive been taking it easy on you, panda, but no more, your next opponent will be me. -Right, yeahlets go! -Step forth. The true path to victory is to find Your opponents weakness. And make him suffer for it.-Oh, yeah!-To take his strength and use it against him, until he finally falls or quits.-But a real warrior never quits. Dont worry, master! Ill never quit! -If hes smart, he want come back up those steps.-But he will. -Hes not going to quit, is he? -Hes not going to quit bouncing. Ill tell you that. -I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel better! -Trust me, it will. Its just not easy for finding the right nerve points under all this -Fat?-Fur. I was going to say fur.-Sure you are. -Who am I to judge a warrior based on his size? I mean, Look at me. Im over here. -Maybe you should take a look at this, again. -Ohok -Stop it, stop it! I know master shifu is trying to inspire me at all. But I didnt know any there, I think hes trying to get rid of me.-I know he can seem a little heartless. But you know he was not always like that. -According to legend, there was once a time when master Shifu actually used to smile. -No!-Yes. But that was before -Before what? -Before tailing. -Yeah, we are not really supposed to talk about him. -Well, if hes going to stay here, he should know. -Guys, guys. I know about tailing, he was a student. The first ever to master the thousand scrolls of kungfu. And then he turned bad, and now hes in jail. -He wasnt just a student. Shifu found him