三打白骨精英語話劇搞笑劇本附中文

1、2021/6/201 Three Times Beating Monster. 三打白骨精 T:T:唐僧唐僧(A) (A) S:S:孫悟空孫悟空 (B)(B) E:E:豬八戒豬八戒(C) (C) J:J:沙僧沙僧(D)(D) B:B:白骨精白骨精(E)(E) B1:BB1:B變成村姑變成村姑 B2:BB2:B變成太婆變成太婆 B3:BB3:B變化成老頭變化成老頭 2021/6/202 vT: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? v 阿彌陀佛，我們這是到哪了？阿彌陀佛，我們這

2、是到哪了？ vS: Bajie,map!S: Bajie,map! v 八戒，地圖！八戒，地圖！ vE: (E: (摸出，遞給摸出，遞給S)S) vS: Look,boss (S: Look,boss (湊近湊近T)T)（T T、S S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E E） v 師傅，請看。師傅，請看。 vT: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, dont T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, dont bring these pictures of beautiful girls!bring these pictures

3、of beautiful girls! v 八戒，我跟你講了多少次了，不要帶這種美女的圖片！八戒，我跟你講了多少次了，不要帶這種美女的圖片！ vE: Oh, boss!Forgive meE: Oh, boss!Forgive me。( (伸手拿回伸手拿回) ) v 哦，師傅！原諒我吧。哦，師傅！原諒我吧。 vT: (T: (縮手縮手)Ill keep it for you until we reach the )Ill keep it for you until we reach the westwest v 為師先替你保管，到西天了再給你。為師先替你保管，到西天了再給你。 2021/6/2

4、03 vE: ButE: But v但是但是 vT: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? v 阿彌陀佛，色即是空，空即是色！地圖？阿彌陀佛，色即是空，空即是色！地圖？ vE: (E: (遞遞)Here.Em we have arrived in White Tiger )Here.Em we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I cant walk on any more!(Mountain!Ah

5、I cant walk on any more!(坐坐)My stomach )My stomach doesnt allow So. doesnt allow So. v 給，嗯給，嗯我們已經(jīng)到白虎山了！哎呀，我走不動(dòng)了！我們已經(jīng)到白虎山了！哎呀，我走不動(dòng)了！ 再說，我這肚子也餓了。再說，我這肚子也餓了。 vS: Fat Pig!S: Fat Pig! v 肥豬肥豬! ! vE: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I wi

6、ll ,I will.again,I will ,I will. v 死猴子，有本事再說一遍，再說死猴子，有本事再說一遍，再說 vS: You will what(S: You will what(兇相兇相)?)? v 再說你怎么樣？再說你怎么樣？ 2021/6/204 vE: I will help you catch fleas(E: I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤跳蚤).). v 我?guī)湍阕ナ?。我?guī)湍阕ナ印?vS: Hm!S: Hm! v 哼！哼！ vT:T:（輕咳）（輕咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could

7、Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?you go to get me some food? v 悟空，我也有點(diǎn)餓了，你能去化些齋飯來吃嗎？悟空，我也有點(diǎn)餓了，你能去化些齋飯來吃嗎？ vE: You see , boss is hungry,too!E: You see , boss is hungry,too! v 你看，師傅不也餓了嗎！你看，師傅不也餓了嗎！ vT: Baijie!Dont forget who ate my last meal!T: Baijie!Dont forget wh

8、o ate my last meal! v 八戒！不要忘了是誰吃了我的干糧！八戒！不要忘了是誰吃了我的干糧！ vJ: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away.is away. v 但是，師傅，假如妖怪趁猴哥不在來了呢但是，師傅，假如妖怪趁猴哥不在來了呢 vT: EmIt is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?T: EmIt is a problem.Wukong,do you

9、 have any idea? v 嗯嗯這是個(gè)問題。悟空，你有什么辦法沒？這是個(gè)問題。悟空，你有什么辦法沒？ 2021/6/205 vS: No problem!(S: No problem!(安裝安裝) )（B B已躲在一旁偷看）已躲在一旁偷看） v 沒問題！沒問題！ （白骨精躲在一旁偷看）（白骨精躲在一旁偷看） vJ: This is.?J: This is.? vS: Electric net! I made this. No monster can S: Electric net! I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay

10、 in it!approach you if you stay in it! v 伏魔圈！只要待在里面，就沒有妖怪能接近！伏魔圈！只要待在里面，就沒有妖怪能接近！ v T: EmokT: Emok，we will stay in it!we will stay in it! v 嗯嗯好的，我們會呆在里面的！好的，我們會呆在里面的！ vS: Bye!(S: Bye!(飛走飛走) ) v 俺老孫去也。俺老孫去也。 vT: Lets play cards!(T: Lets play cards!(三人開始打牌三人開始打牌) )音樂音樂斗地主斗地主 v 我們斗地主吧！我們斗地主吧！ vB: Hm!Hm

11、!Electric net?You are too childish.(B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成變成B1)B1) v 哈哈！伏魔圈？太小兒科了吧。哈哈！伏魔圈？太小兒科了吧。 vB1: (B1: (接近三人，望著接近三人，望著)Can I join you?)Can I join you? v 我也可以玩嗎？我也可以玩嗎？ 2021/6/206 vJ: Im sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against J: Im sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting

12、 Against landowner and three people are enough.landowner and three people are enough. v 不好意思，姑娘。我們在斗地主，三個(gè)人夠了。不好意思，姑娘。我們在斗地主，三個(gè)人夠了。 vB1: (B1: (在一旁觀看在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!)Oh,Chance! Bomb! v 噢，機(jī)會來了！炸彈！噢，機(jī)會來了！炸彈！ vT: Bomb?(T: Bomb?(打出打出) ) vB1: Double King!B1: Double King! v 王炸！王炸！ vT: Oh.I win! Em,Lad

13、y,you are a boss-hand. Come T: Oh.I win! Em,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!in and teach me! v 喔喔我贏了！嗯我贏了！嗯，姑娘，你是老手吧。進(jìn)來教我！，姑娘，你是老手吧。進(jìn)來教我！ vS: (S: (回來，看見回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打上前就打) ) v 啊，妖怪！啊，妖怪！ vB1: B1: （倒（倒)Ah )Ah 慘叫聲慘叫聲 vT: (T: (氣憤氣憤)Wukong! Look what have done! Sh

14、e is my )Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!teacher! v 悟空！你在干嘛！她是我的師傅悟空！你在干嘛！她是我的師傅! ! vS: She is a monster!S: She is a monster! v 她是妖怪！她是妖怪！ 2021/6/207 vT: Nonsense!(T: Nonsense!(深呼吸深呼吸) ) vS: Oh,please dontS: Oh,please dont v 噢，師傅，別噢，師傅，別 vT:Its too late!(T:Its too late!(唱唱)Once moreyo

15、u open the )Once moreyou open the door(door(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜) ) v 太晚了！太晚了！ Once more(Once more(緊箍咒緊箍咒) ) vS: Please,Please,oh,no(S: Please,Please,oh,no(痛苦抱頭痛苦抱頭) ) vT: (T: (嗆住，咳嗆住，咳)Wukong,Im disappointed with you!)Wukong,Im disappointed with you! v 悟空，為師早就跟你講了！（不要亂殺生）悟空，為師早就跟你講了！（不要亂殺生） vB:

16、 (B: (真身出現(xiàn)真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, Ill teach you a )Hm!Sun Wukong, Ill teach you a lesson!(lesson!(變成太婆變成太婆) ) v 哼哼! !孫悟空，讓我教訓(xùn)一下你！孫悟空，讓我教訓(xùn)一下你！ vB2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? v （長老）請問，你們見過我女兒沒？（長老）請問，你們見過我女兒沒？ vT: Daughter?.(T: Daughter?.(連忙擋住尸體連忙擋住尸體)No,sorry!)No,

17、sorry! vS: S: （咬牙切齒）（咬牙切齒）You monster, Ill beat you into hell! You monster, Ill beat you into hell! v 好你個(gè)妖怪，我打死你！好你個(gè)妖怪，我打死你！ vE&J: Are you Ok, boss?(E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶扶T)T) v 師傅，你還好吧？師傅，你還好吧？ 2021/6/208 vJ: Look,(J: Look,(伸食指伸食指)how many?)how many? v 看，這是幾？看，這是幾？ vT:Two.(T:Two.(暈乎乎地暈乎乎地) ) vB3

18、:Sun Wukong, game over!(B3:Sun Wukong, game over!(變成變成B3)B3) v 孫悟空，游戲結(jié)束了！孫悟空，游戲結(jié)束了！ vB3: (B3: (看到看到B1,B2B1,B2尸體尸體)Oh.,my daughter, my wife! Who )Oh.,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!(did it?!(哭喊哭喊) ) v 噢噢女兒，老婆子！誰干的？！女兒，老婆子！誰干的？！ vS: Ill kill you, monster!(S: Ill kill you, monster!(打打) ) v 妖怪，我要打死你！

19、妖怪，我要打死你！ vT: T: （想阻止，未及）（想阻止，未及）You,you.(You,you.(險(xiǎn)些暈，險(xiǎn)些暈，E,JE,J扶住扶住 )You )You have killed three lives!have killed three lives! v 你，你你，你你已經(jīng)傷了三條人命了！你已經(jīng)傷了三條人命了！ vS: No,they are not human beings!They are created by S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!monster! v 不，他們不是人！都是妖怪變的！不

20、，他們不是人！都是妖怪變的！ vT: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!you,go! v 妖怪？你才是妖怪！你走，不要再讓我看見你！妖怪？你才是妖怪！你走，不要再讓我看見你！ 2021/6/209 vS: (S: (悲，離去悲，離去) )（音樂，營造（音樂，營造 “ “假假”悲傷氣氛）悲傷氣氛）人鬼情未人鬼情未 了了 vJ: boss, brother Monkey is.J: boss, brother Monke

21、y is. v 師傅，猴哥這是師傅，猴哥這是 vT: Dont mention that guy any more!T: Dont mention that guy any more! v 不要再提他了！不要再提他了！ vB: (B: (出現(xiàn)出現(xiàn)) Ha,ha,ha!() Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體三尸體B1,B2,B3B1,B2,B3在在B B招手后招手后“飄飄”走走) ) vT: T: （驚）（驚）You are.You are. vB: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,JB: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退

22、去阻斗，被擊退) ) v 唐僧，你好愚蠢！唐僧，你好愚蠢！ vB: (B: (抓住抓住T)Ill enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha.T)Ill enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha. v 我要吃你的肉，哈哈哈哈我要吃你的肉，哈哈哈哈 vS: (S: (悄悄走到悄悄走到B B后，打后，打B,BB,B暈暈)A thousand years later.)A thousand years later. vT: Wukong?T: Wukong? v 悟空悟空 vE: Oh,Brother Monkey!E: Oh,Brother Monkey!（猴哥）（猴哥） vJ: Our hero is back!J: Our hero is back! v 我們的英雄回來了！我們的英雄回來了！ 2021/6/2010 vT: I,I cant understand.What happened?T: I,I cant understand.What happened? v 發(fā)生什么事了？發(fā)生什么事了？ vS: Boss,your I