簡單英語小笑話一分鐘

1、青，取之于藍而青于藍；冰，水為之而寒于水簡單英語小笑話一分鐘 篇一：英語幽默笑話-等一分鐘 英語幽默笑話:等一分鐘 wait a minute tom: my grand god, what does a millennium mean to you? god: it only means a minute. tom: my omnipotent god, what do 10,000 golden coins mean to you? god: just a small coin. tom: my humane god, please give me a small coin. god: o

2、k, poor man, please wait a minute. 等一分鐘 湯姆：我偉大的上帝，一千年對你來說，意味著什么？ 上帝：它只意味著一分鐘。 湯姆：我萬能的上帝，一萬枚金幣對你來說，意味著什么？ 上帝：它只意味著一枚小硬幣。 湯姆：我仁慈的上帝，那就請給我一枚小硬幣吧！ 上帝：好吧，可憐的人，請等一分鐘吧。 篇二：英語笑話-等一分鐘 英語笑話:等一分鐘 wait a minute tom: my grand god, what does a millennium mean to you? god: it only means a minute. tom: my omnipoten

3、t god, what do 10,000 golden coins mean to you? god: just a small coin. tom: my humane god, please give me a small coin. god: ok, poor man, please wait a minute. 湯姆：我偉大的上帝，一千年對你來說，意味著什么？上帝：它只意味著一分鐘。湯姆：我萬能的上帝，一萬枚金幣對你來說，意味著什么？上帝：它只意味著一枚小硬幣。湯姆：我仁慈的上帝，那就請給我一枚小硬幣吧！上帝：好吧，可憐的人，請等一分鐘吧。 篇三：幽默英語演講小短文(2分鐘的)11

4、幽默英語演講小短文(2分鐘的) as food is to the body, so is learning to the mind. our bodies grow and muscles develop with the intake of adequate nutritious food. likewise, we should keep learning day by day to maintain our keen mental power and expand our intellectual capacity. constant learning supplies us with

5、 inexhaustible fuel for driving us to sharpen our power of reasoning, analysis, and judgment. learning incessantly is the surest way to keep pace with the times in the information age, and an infallible warrant of success in times of uncertainty. once learning stops, vegetation sets in. it is a comm

6、on fallacy to regard school as the only workshop for the acquisition of knowledge. on the contrary, learning should be a never-ending process, from the cradle to the grave. with the world ever changing so fast, the cease from learning for just a few days will make a person lag behind. whats worse, t

7、he animalistic instinct dormant deep in our subconsciousness will come to life, weakening our will to pursue our noble ideal, sapping our determination to sweep away obstacles to our success and strangling our desire for the refinement of our character. lack of learning will inevitably lead to the s

8、tagnation of the mind, or even worse, its fossilization, therefore, to stay mentally young, we have to take learning as a lifelong career. 學習之于心靈，就像食物之于身體一樣。攝取了適量的營養(yǎng) 食物，我們的身體得以生長而肌肉得以發(fā)達。同樣地，我們應該日復一日不斷地學習以保持我們敏銳的心智能力，并擴充我們的智力容量。不斷的學習提供我們用不盡的燃料，來驅使我們磨利我們的推理、分析和判斷的能力。持續(xù)的學習是在信息時代中跟時代并駕齊驅的最穩(wěn)當?shù)姆椒ǎ彩窃谧儎拥氖来?/p>

9、中成功的可靠保證。 一旦學習停止，單調貧乏的生活就開始了。視學校為汲取知識的唯一場所是種常見的謬誤。相反地，學習應該是一種無終止的歷程，從生到死。由于世界一直快速地在變動，只要學習停頓數(shù)日就將使人落后。更糟的是，蟄伏在我們潛意識深處的獸性本能就會復活，削弱我們追求高貴理想的意志，弱化我們掃除成功障礙的決心，而且扼殺我們凈化我們人格的欲望。缺少學習將不可避免地導致心靈的停滯，甚至更糟地，使其僵化。因此，為了保持心理年輕，我們必須將學習當作一生的事業(yè)。 2heavy schoolwork【課業(yè)繁重】 in my opinion, the schoolwork now being assigned

10、to high school students is too heavy. while it is true that students need to study, they need other things as well if they are to grow into healthy and well-rounded adults. high should be allowed more time for play. playing is not wasting time, as some think. it gives them physical exercise, and als

11、o exercise their imagination. which tends to be stifled by too much study. finally, the pressure put on high school students by excessive schoolwork can cause serious stress, which is unhealthy physically and mentally. i do not advocate the elimination of schoolwork. i do think, however, that a redu

12、ction of the current heavy load would be beneficial to students and to the society as a whole. 我認為目前高中生的課業(yè)實在太重了，雖然說學生的確應當念書，但是要想長大成為健全的人，他門還需要一些其它的東西，所以應該給高中生較多從事娛樂的時間。娛樂并不如某些人所想的，是在浪費時間，它可以讓學生鍛煉身體，發(fā)揮被繁重課業(yè)扼殺的想象力。此外，繁重的課業(yè)加諸在高中生身上的壓力可能引起嚴重的情緒緊張，這對身心都有害。我并非主張廢除學校課業(yè)，但是我認為減輕目前繁重的課業(yè)對于學生和整個社會都是有益的。 3time【時

13、間】 lost time is never found again. this is something which i learned very clearly last semester. i spent so much time fooling around that my grades began to suffer. i finally realized that something had to be done. it was time for a change. now i have a new plan for using my time wisely. i have set

14、my alarm clock ahead half an hour. this will give me a head start on the day. i have also decided to keep a log of what i do and when i do it. looking back on what ive done will give me some ideas on how to reorganize my time. 時光一去不復返，這是我上學期清楚學到的教訓。我浪費很 多時間四處游蕩，以致于我的成績開始退步。最后我終于了解到我必須有所作為；該是痛改前非的時候了

15、。 現(xiàn)在我有一個明智運用時間的新方法。我已將鬧鐘早撥半小時，這將使我這一天的作息提前開始。我也決定將我所做的一切及做這些事的時間記錄下來?；仡櫸宜龅氖虑闀l(fā)我如何重新安排我的時間。 4work and play【工作與娛樂】 work and play do not contradict each other; in fact, they complement each other. as the saying goes, all work and no play makes jack a dull boy. a life burdened with work leads you nowh

16、ere, for you would get tired and bored with your daily routine work. on the other hand, proper recreation will relieve the tension and discomfort of our monotonous life because it offers you various ways to let out your pent-up emotions. what i usually do to relax after school is jogging and seeing

17、movies. usually i dont spare time for exercise, but i value the physical education class at school. jogging several rounds in the field certainly relieves the days pressure. on weekends, ill catch the morning movie for my visual enjoyment. i feel revived and energetic for another weeks work-load. 工作

18、與娛樂并不互相沖突，事實上，它們之間的關系還相輔相成。有句格言說：整日工作而沒有休閑娛樂，會令人變得沉悶乏味。被工作重擔壓得喘不過氣來的生活，將使你一事無成，因為你將對一成不變的例行公事感到厭煩。由另一方面 來說，適度的娛樂活動能提供各種管道，來渲泄你被壓抑的情緒，減輕單調生活中的緊張與不悅。 放學之后，我最常做的休閑活動，便是慢跑與看電影。通常我并不特地撥出時間來做運動，但是我很重視學校的體育課。在操場上慢跑幾圈，無疑地可以減輕一天的壓力。在周末時，我都去看早場電影，享受視覺饗宴。如此一來，我將有如再生般的充沛活力，去面對下一星期的工作量。 5my first job【我的第一份工作】 my first job was at a cramming school. it was three years ago wh