幽默圖片英語(yǔ)繞口令

1、unit 20humourcomedianclowncrosstalkjoke sketchwhen you see the word “humour”, what will you think of?funny storycustomer: is there any soup on the menu?waiter: there was, but i wiped it off.i cover your eyes stealthily“ “ 特困生特困生”can you say ?吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮不吃葡萄不吃葡萄 倒吐葡萄皮倒吐葡萄皮tongue twistersi saw a

2、saw saw a saw.v. seesaw -seenn. a kind of toolv. the action a saw make1. betty bought some butter, but the butter was bitter, so she bought some better butter to make the bitter butter better.2. i wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, i wont wish the wish

3、 you wish to wish.3. if white chalk chalks white on a black blackboard, will black chalk chalk black on a white whiteboard then?.practise saying the tongue twisters top chopstick shops stock top chopstickstop chopstick shops stock top chopstickscan you can a can as canner can a can ?can you can a ca

4、n as canner can a can ?a big black bug bit the big black bear, a big black bug bit the big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.made the big black bear bleed blood.how many cans can a canner can if a canner how many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans? a canner can can as many

5、cans can can cans? a canner can can as many cans as a canner can if a canner can can cans.as a canner can if a canner can can cans.i thought a thought. but the thought i thought wasnt the thought i thought i thought. she sells seashells by the seashore. the shells she sells are surely seashells. so

6、if she sells shells on the seashore, im sure she sells seashore shells.come on!come on! ncustomer: waiter.will the pancakes be long?n waiter: no,sir. round.ngirl : if we marry, will you give me a ring boy: of course, whats your telephone number? policeman: you cant park here. driver: why not? police

7、man: read that sign. driver: i did. it says, “ fine for parking, ” so i parked. an animal sports meeting was going on. a duck and a crab (螃螃蟹）蟹）arrived at the finishing line at the same time. the judge asked them to play rock-paper-scissors to decide who is the winner. but the duck says “no”. please

8、 tell us the reason why the duck refused to do that? why does a river sleep a lot?why does a river sleep a lot?why does a river have a lot of money?why does a river have a lot of money?if you throw a white stone into red sea.if you throw a white stone into red sea. what will it become? what will it

9、become?its always in a bedit has two banksweti work only when im fired. i work only when im fired. what am i ?what am i ?a rocketa rocketi have teeth, but no mouth. i have teeth, but no mouth. what am i ?what am i ?i have a mouth, but no teeth. i have a mouth, but no teeth. what am i ?what am i ?a c

10、omba comba rivera riverwhat can you see with your eyes shut?what can you see with your eyes shut?which runs faster, heat or cold? why ?which runs faster, heat or cold? why ?what letter are people the most afraid of?what letter are people the most afraid of?a dreama dreamheat, because you can catch c

11、oldheat, because you can catch colde, because its the end of “l(fā)ifee, because its the end of “l(fā)ife”i have cities but no houses; forests but no trees; rivers without water. what am i ?a map listening guess the order of the pictures on p50 according to the dialogue.543126happy & shywant to marry th

12、ewoman in the churchtalk about, weddingsurprised & laughedmeethave dinner togetherwill you marry me? he realized that he hadalready loved her.oh, i see.they lived 3 villages fromeach other.?listen and answer the following questions.listen and answer the following questions.what was the mans job?

13、in england, who can marry couples in church?how close to each other did the man and the woman live?where did the woman ask the minister to marry her?when did he ask her to marry him?he was a minister in the church.a minister.about eight kilometers from each other.in a restaurant.a few days later. ho

14、w do you understand the sentence “will you marry me”? will you be my husband/wife? when i get married, will you be the minister who marries me and my husband/wife?language points 1. make people laugh make sb./sth (to) do sth 使某人做某事使某人做某事如：如：make , let ,have ,feel, listen to , hear, look at , see, no

15、tice, watch, observe 等，后面常常接省略了等，后面常常接省略了to的不定的不定式做其賓語(yǔ)補(bǔ)足語(yǔ)。式做其賓語(yǔ)補(bǔ)足語(yǔ)。 let me try. 讓我試試。讓我試試。 the doctor made the patient stay in bed. 醫(yī)生硬要病人躺在床上。醫(yī)生硬要病人躺在床上。 the patient was made to stay in bed by the doctor. language points 3. of course, i would like to reach a wide audience, thought i mostly have adu

16、lts in mind. a. most : 最最 mostly : 大部分；主要地大部分；主要地 b. in mind: 內(nèi)心，在腦海當(dāng)中內(nèi)心，在腦海當(dāng)中 you are always in my mind. 你一直在我心中你一直在我心中. 2. think about : 考慮考慮language points 5. still, i dont think everybody will find my kind of humor funny. still 盡管那樣盡管那樣;然而然而 a. although she didnt feel well, she still went to wor

17、k. 她雖然覺得不舒服她雖然覺得不舒服,但仍然去上班了。但仍然去上班了。 6. jokes about speaking a foreign language, german for example, always work. work 表示表示“產(chǎn)生預(yù)期的結(jié)果或作用產(chǎn)生預(yù)期的結(jié)果或作用”的意思。的意思。a. did the soap work on dirty clothes?肥皂對(duì)臟衣服有用嗎？肥皂對(duì)臟衣服有用嗎？language points 8. its a bitter sweet song. 那是一支又苦澀又甜蜜的歌。那是一支又苦澀又甜蜜的歌。 9. plan to do sth. 計(jì)劃做某事計(jì)劃做某事7. my next show will have a part in which i act the role of a science, the way that a science walks and talks. act the role = take the rolelangu