摩登家庭第一季第24集劇本英語(yǔ)學(xué)習(xí)

1、摩登家庭第1 季第 24 集clair : o, ony，have a g t time a te gam ！phil : t nks. cla e : mwa! why areouc unching? ph l : ordinarily, ima rlef llower,utwhe someone tel s m ican t bring my own snacks ito i m, ht wh niget a li tle nuts.its a f e conry,igt? et jst say it r fflese. en so e gobers. t l me ave to s en

2、d h l my payda .on the rot dogs are : please ， srmmer th family por rait. wenlavetphoto raphe fr a hor. hi ： ok y. caire: oka ？an , wee ,i you ha e cace totonte w ite p p t in your c oet？hil : oh, wha o they ook like? air ： isthre r aly a re c er ayto scr e hite pants ？sweetie, i theydon t fiou，your

3、e g nn be e n y n ot wearng hite ， and he you onn tand o t ke here wa d? ph l : acual y， wh res w lo？ doe stand ut.es uper hard t in. hats he c llenge. clai e ： hi porrai i inreiblimpo tant om. p l : also, his aeis jst ald. sor y. cai e: ipent ees trying o finda tmethatwor so every ody n fining the

4、right photogapher so if ocoul ust p omse me tha youll cooperate， o？phil: i omise. lar : okay. phil: this is amazi g hatoure doi g his cl ie : mm, than o. phi ： yue won erful clai e : than yophil :etin here. c ire : oka p il: h, nocan do. laire : ohil : ilyo. cl r : bye. y ： wher smy ood un ewa？lo ia

5、 : th quest on s， why isn all o unde war g od, ? y umak a nlivi ! jay: the ew d ke sixing up my undrwea wit nys.un the first t in i gabe . itwas like coth tourn que . y u got to tal to h r. gl ria: why me ？ja : hoa. you b h sp ak ame l guge. lor a : port g se do you knowhow o fensiv it s that ou put

6、all o s in he ame xing pot? ja : imsorry.plea e apolo izeo her w enyoutell h r ot oumy underwear. lria： i ant talk t hr！ay: hey, g ys. il : hey! jay ： wh e s luk ? alex : igo ng sead. phil : lu e sudd n y re embereda l p ject due to or oway : h,thats tou b itsa ood l sonforthe id. you k o, you ma e

7、omitent, you g t o foll w throu h. h: yah. glo ia : what s t e project? p l : uh, heas to in erviewsome odywho lived through t 90. j: oh， n.hell yeah ， luke. oh, ure, rmember hi sid. yeah ， com o oer.all ig .glria,youregonn have o take manny the ae. glor a : yy. m nny ，vamos! an : m till get ing dr

8、! hey, mom！ hnk m ditsorkng! m uner earwont s y p! mitch : h, so delcious.yes. h y, youreokit enot gi gwit you tod y， ri t? camero : have benhi ed osigat a weddin thsw ekend. was puked f om ob uity fter a parti larly stirring karaoke mance. sogues o could sy i a profes ionsi ger nowmitc e： ont now.

9、w l ,heyrepayn ouin f wer, so. cameon ： el,i uld have lwnthe monen flowersaywa. theye saving este lus, all egreat ivasearded inlowers. mitch ll : tealso gie paycheks. it hll ： t ust，im rell ad at smaltalk,s . e n ： i gt i . ts no pro emitc ell ： eyou ure? becaue youve been iet ll oring. a ron: t eca

10、se im es ingy is umet. ichell : okay. ieel t on. every ne : kbe！phil: , what cn o fo yu?do you like being ketbll. .pl yer? obe: you riou？hil: i ho d. i didn h nkyoudlokup r，at e. ko e : lttepreaatin next tim . its enal gamephl : dually noted. ha ey ： what w ? cla re ： that ro en step. its orun ur wh

11、o efam yp trait. cla re: oay， hers y id a. i r lly excited abouti the hole xtendd family, all dresse in whi e,asingl fln don he arcs. phil： o，like a ine n h ighw ylai : . pil : a- ski jum . clai : no. wh . . hy ld i ant a kij p? phil : i dont kno my id was to hav the w le am yn a gi n bed like n wil

12、ly wonka cai： yeah， but thtsidi uoushl: ridic -lcioushaley : i don seeanthing. lire: so im azy？haley : n! yo r .n . claire : your thr was upposed t fix th t step. hley: mom,oure obsessng over th niest littl thngclai : so ou do see t. hley : yah wat is h biel aot this one p ctr？la e : oney, yunowwha?

13、 i donxpect you t nderstnd. btall rght. wheny ure mom，ever hin goes b s q ickly. in a in e， le gonn be saing, an aex is o n be off a oleg, and. n your gonna b. y regona b ig somethig at jusant o freze tis moent as itis gt ow you know ？hle ： i d. i know o show i, bthis familys s l te mosimotant thng

14、ha .scrw t. laire ： ignn fi the asta . i e , iu ly, how h rd a it e？ if you ather cn oi ,i coit,righ? ll right. i ju needo.ik，lift. . ley : h ow se it. cla r : uhhh. mm- mm. phil : tes eaare azig! gor a: whyouhave cany coin u of our pa ? phil : n, no，no, no,no, o,o: huh？phil: i oghtm n snacks.nbcaus

15、 i heap. i splu, i gt a literush from t e daner.be cool！ eco!be cool! justlook straig taad. evrfelt ore live. oo! laire ： okay,i ju t maet worse imot frekin ou, tou . im gon cllyou a ,and egonna t l me ow oithis. haley : oh,ygd, its dad ca: w e? hley： ightthee, behind ko ！ ir : oh！hley : , howwe r i

16、s ？la: ik. quick tell m omet ng to saythatll f ak hi out. hal y : tell him pregnan! laire ： no, i notgonn sy that. ay,here we o. wunnyi t ? hl： hey， it s pil. y u k w what to o. a y: well, at was retty f nny. itchell : oh,my god! oh, mygod oh,my goo, m god. oh,y g oh, my god. oh .oh. oh .oh， mgod! h

17、, y god! oh, y od! o , y d! h! cameron : excuse m. excue me. sorry f r that.h lo? itch ll ： the e sa igon in u ouse! atd i do？wha do d? a r n : ho isti？mit hl: nevr funny. o funnwcamero : clm down you kno , igreup aroundmany animals nime, rose attackde, ad o wrung it neck,nd e had it or dinn . mitch

18、e l : grat imfr a aecote. elp e! cameron : it o afraidofyou tan ou rfi. mitche ： p eon aen cre of an thing.thy tan on electrclw . cam ro ： oure gon b fie,mitchell.ou k owhat? st as lng as yuo . oh, you k o ht?he estartngot o go.kay by. mitc el : aonasdnt what?!cam, long a i dont.oh! any : oh,the iss

19、cm!oul nt i be embarrassif cmerawon us d hen th owd sarte. alex : were related. manny : not by b olex ： touchme, and ther ille lod. ph: not us. glo ia ： whats wrowith y u? pil ： itsthe kiss-am. wh n it lads on you, our spposed k s i myif s dd secowife,s,egally kay, but st llweir that wa awkw rd.and.

20、w reback. gl ri : y, come on. its not abig dea. lair : th k god o calleri. so youdonthave totalo your ifeh, ere g nna tak, mister. we e gonnatlk nd tlk. lx : dad!om saw ouo tv! ur dap: hres ethi . the kiss am is onsupose o befor the eoymet of te po e athea！thy vershow tht on . whatpeop e do inte pri

21、acy ofheirwnsprt rena shol b ther ow uin . jay: o, 66， i workedmyradfathes ofie-suply buiness. you kow ， your k,y rstapls, yur legal ds m goto fas o yu? luke: i ela efor second. d dyaythin itrestingin the 60? ja: well, one s mm , i sept u ir tmy otergrndf the barber shop. luke : uh, youre killi e！jy

22、 : what do you ant? uke : i dot k w. rian beckw ths grandfat r mar ed on washing onja ： arti beckith? he ouldntwak two feetwi oucomlaini g. he marched o wshingtn? ue: told brian he did.wih ma tn uthri g r. jay : r nuthe in? guswh thhi ke: wa? jay : do youknowh cut martinluth ki g j. hair？ neit erdoe

23、s lukes t cer. uke : o, t ebabe shop was in as ng n? jay : oky. ue : did you cu any th fa ush ir? jay : oh, eah, t ekenn dy, richard nixon, all he astronauts. hw do you th nkualdr n got s n cname？luk : awes me. m tche： *elove o pay ly s oo, we do t e any mlk. o，y u kowwat, lly?ia aman. ia go g into

24、th itce t et yor milk whaaaaaaaaa! aah! ah! aah! aah ！ ohh! cameron ： *a e maia grta lena ma i，rtia pena. mra,rta ena. ve, ae dmns. domin s tecum.beneditat in mulieri us et bendctufruct svent s ntris t i, jesus, aemari y : then eday， wi t chamerlain showsup. he says, a ou akalittle ff thetop frmy fi

25、end here？aditselvis lu e： no wa jay : gratet gthe er live. atsinaraill fightny a who ay diferent. luke : mydad says hgreat st siner who ve lveds pabo bryon. jay: hen i uss got fight youradlu ： yeh. iguess. alex ： luke say granpa w ntstofightyo. li: why does ever hinghave touck？! haley : lets just do

26、 th icuranothe day. tinkigettng a p pl. cl re : ！o ouknwhlong t t k e to boo this hoogaer? abebythefir place. hale : yeah. that a classc old-persspot r apotrait. cla e： yea, if id e otered t paint that hdeouswll. phil: cair sa rfctinis, whic s meti s s good thing, e we i omes t icing a hu and. somet

27、ime its a bad ing,ike hen, uh, eve on elseseesso ethin beutif l, an allshe s is teteny, tiny flaw caire ： no. . h. m houe isa disaster.canwhi ptr atyor place？it hell: yeah， yea,that . t tsot gnnawok. caie : ybe n relayer. and ight,ealyti ht. da，a you call tem again? jy： i just did hye ontheir w y. g

28、ameent ito oertme. cl ire : iknow ，but erelosing th lig t， d he photogapherhs gto gt oa barmitzv hn0 mints. oh, re wne. realy ？now? ay : you n w, hony， i thin yore ge ing lit le oo upti t ao t t is. lair ： mm-hmm. luke : its hato breathe o, yu e fine. jay ： whatdyo d to hi?hes tuning b ue. lai e : y

29、ea, bt is clo e will stay wh te. gloria: r hom! lai : oh,thank go! pil : elo! l i : m ny, lets go c ange. mwah! jay :ey. es m beuifu wiphil :i now re md at me, and inow thi o m fi er a t map oree ting. claire : honey, youjust go change, ad well lk bouthat yu dd later. pil ： oka.hey. tha kyou so hort

30、 s tckets. jy : loria ells ou haa real godtme. phl: ot realy.n，i didnt.god， lov yur d hter. ohh! sould. i shoul com by ad sthat step. i that sep. ichel : uh, youre actig like i wantedo d try th ous. c mro : no, i ust tinkits od ta the ajortf hings you etoyed wer snt to s m mom. mitc l: oh, oka, k， k

31、y, s hile im fighting ff hat flty reaure， actully s op anday，oh, y u kow hat？h es he opporniyiv alwys be n oking or tdsro our kitschies objcts. cameron : itsch s? ,she onna lovetht. ou no,if y uwod have st cowit e t he eding, one ofthis would ha e happenedmitch l : oky，so y u e agy. ca ron: ichel， g

32、eti. youterified of small t k.ad birds yure just luc ht pigeon ddnt wa t tochat ouup bu the eather. llo, ay. ay: hello, guys. clai ： oh, go! oh，yu loo ik thguyfromdan e fever! phil： thank yo . jay : eney terrio cleveland, hi. claire ： dad, eally.hat is o complimen .t ts why i want yotty toon earliet

33、urn a und. haley ： theicture ant happent ay. mypimples gettin worsecla r : o，oney, m so sorry. can youstnd? hale ： yah？cl e : ell,hen, thiturs hap ing. aey ： s all anybody s onn see! cla re ： iwould t b o re abutht. did you get a oo at her dre ? hl : ha？ ! w wu d i l kat her des ?ilove you! pho rap

34、er: h, mrs. dunphy.thesun s se ing. cla e : oh, oay, y，ts a ing. eve ybdy, comeon, lets go. j： hold it. carfl. istaine some furntuoutheretiafteoo . car : of urse you d, dad. ything else i ed t knwabou? me the ighborson ether i eare avi g a pa tal fight. no ,w h hs. da, in is infin e wisd m, stai ed

35、ntre t ay on ouchiis wet hurry ， hry! pil ： tt at own,swee heart. laire: ok , oay， we goit. now regon out ere. wee eady. oh, my g ! ar ou kdinme?! jay : y all i h, o o yu.how d ou turn the sprink es of? gloria : a, corse, because imlatin ,im uppose to know everythin bot ga enn an sprinlers! jy : you

36、wereher when hey insta ed it！g ria : y, eaay . the box is arossh yrd. laire: youheno soak g wtyrd？ ht reat. we are scr . phil : n, renot.we havent unwrappedour sece weaon yt luke w lksover her, hut lock syle, flip te wich, andboom! . r,ntom.wateroff t the he in hero， sonclaire ： hh. cameron : h rt o

37、cker. ts. itsmor l kesquit lock r. ealy? hatwasnt funny ？ i ctualy ityou gys. car : n! o time to celebrate! opit! w ont hve lotof tim . hotogr pher : all ri ht， erybd， if cn hav te itte one uont. claire : you ow t， sir?if ou nt nd.ve gotthis. comen,peope. let s get out hee. ha y, e， ned uto uwap ou

38、brther, arigt?i n d e dunphys over on t s side. dad, yore in the ddle.mitchell ， cam， lil on t is enpil : oky.li te. lai e : -hu? phil : i know i crewe up, ut ifevr ou e myars aga . lie : l， o nowphi: ye ，n w! i n want to ook this pi tue n m80 yes old and oulong dead and kno that you we e angy at h

39、n we took it! cla re : p il，ell tal boutwa yo didlate. photo raphe : okay, e eryo . eyes overhe e. pi: i dntd anyhing. sh isme. claire : wh ？！wo issed ou? ph： g ri. jay : wat?! gloria : i asthe kis-camjay ： wh did youkis a? g r a ： no,i ksshi. h t d m i htphil ： n. n. claire ： okay. hang a s ond. wa

40、s th sbefore or a eryou ignoredthphcll fromyourif ? h: you sa tha, too?! cair ： mm. jay: cou d w please just take he da n pct e？！phtor pher ： oa， vrybody ， onmore t . am ron: just so you know, iam angrwiyo . m tchell : inew it! a e: oh， damn it! ca ron : wa a big y orme, an e d t t g b ausehe osnt l

41、ik mal talk! claire : wud t b erib y n n n nto jst postpone thi hissy it or a fwminutes? mitchell ： okay，ou ko w t？！maybe ome fs dot wanto ake apicure tda ! haley : thank you ！camero : yeah， ad, lase, laire， don tryto makemitchel o somethiedoesnt want to omi hel : h,huu, am! cl r : ky,s p i! stp it！

42、evryon! listen, th s took mefoever to pttoget r, soi ont rely care who kiss d w o d whos go pimple on h rhead, and h s eri an utrageouslin ropiate ess！ weare gonna gt t gt r nd act likeao al family r /fafrakig sco , and eonad itright now.coo, le sgom tchell ： get your andsof me! lare: o. no, mak me. m k e. k mjay : oh，ti is riicl us! oure ot upti htbut every hin !you di t wan to go toa eddin ith mbecase yo n t to make all t lk? has ho ie glo a do ou rmmber thefirst hingi said