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1、 兩分鐘做個小測試,看看你的英語水平剩女雷人征婚廣告"What do you want in a Man?" or "What do you want in a girl?" is often the question to the boy or girl who is seeking for his/her partner.When you are young your standards are set very high, however, as you age, you will have to lower your standards a bi

2、t and a bit and a bit.I came across this joke today. Its absolutely hilarious yet brutally true."你理想的男友是什么樣的"或"你理想的女友是什么樣的"是大多數(shù)男孩或女孩在尋找伴侶的時候提出的問題。當(dāng)你還年輕的時候標(biāo)準(zhǔn)定的相當(dāng)高,但是隨著年紀(jì)的增長,不得不一點一點的降低你的標(biāo)準(zhǔn)。今天偶然看到一個笑話,雖然是玩笑但非常真實。What I Want in a Man-Original List(age 221. Handsome2. Charming3. Finan

3、cially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things9. Full of thoughtful surprises10. An imaginative, romantic lover.我理想的男友標(biāo)準(zhǔn)-原版(22歲時1.英俊2.有魅力3.有經(jīng)濟實力4.善于傾聽5.機智6.良好的外形7.衣著有品味8.欣賞美好事物9.充滿驚喜10.富有想象力的浪漫情人What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 32

4、1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head2. Opens car doors, holds chairs3. Has enough money for a nice dinner4. Listens more than talks5. Laughs at my jokes6. Carries bags of groceries with ease 7. Owns at least one tie8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries10.

5、 Seeks romance at least once a week.我理想的男友標(biāo)準(zhǔn)-修訂版(32歲時1.五官端正(有頭發(fā)者優(yōu)先2.上車幫我開車門,入座幫我拉椅子3.有足夠的錢享用美妙的晚餐4.少說多聽5.我說笑話的時候一定要大笑6.逛街的時候幫我拎包7.至少有一條領(lǐng)帶8.喜歡家里烹飪的晚餐9.記得我的生日和各個紀(jì)念日10.一周至少制造一次浪漫約會What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 421. Not too ugly (bald head OK2. Doesnt drive off until Im in the car3. Works stead

6、y - splurges on dinner out occasionally4. Nods head when Im talking5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down10. Shave

7、s most weekends.我理想的男友標(biāo)準(zhǔn)-修訂版(42歲時1.不太丑(謝頂也可2.我上車后才開車3.工作穩(wěn)定-偶爾外出吃飯4.我說話的時候點頭5.通常記得笑話中的妙語6.有足夠的力氣搬家具7.沒有啤酒肚8.不買帶螺旋蓋的香檳9.記得放下馬桶座圈10.大多數(shù)周末會刮胡子What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 521. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed2. Doesnt belch or scratch in public3. Doesnt borrow money too often4. Doesnt nod off to sleep when Im venting 5. Doesnt re-tell the same joke too many times6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends7. Usually wears matching socks and f