短的英語(yǔ)對(duì)話笑話大全英語(yǔ)短篇笑話大全爆笑.doc

1、短的英語(yǔ)對(duì)話笑話大全 英語(yǔ)短篇笑話大全爆笑笑話是內(nèi)容豐富并具有出乎意料結(jié)尾的幽默口頭故事。笑話幾乎涵蓋人們生活的所有領(lǐng)域,其中包括政治笑話、經(jīng)濟(jì)笑話、家庭生活笑話、關(guān)于民族性格的笑話等。下面是WTT帶來(lái)的短的英語(yǔ)對(duì)話笑話，!短的英語(yǔ)對(duì)話笑話篇一Seeking to survive 求生A sick man was about to die.The doctor decided1 to tell him the truth.He looked down at the sick man and said: “I think you would like to know the facts, so

2、I should tell you that you are very sick now.Do you want somebody to e to see you?”“Yes,” the sick man answered in a very feeble voice.“Who is it?” asked the doctor.The patient replied in a slightly stronger tone, “Another doctor”.有個(gè)病人快要死了，醫(yī)生決定對(duì)他講實(shí)話。他看著病人：“我想你會(huì)希望知道實(shí)際情況的，所以我應(yīng)該告訴你，你已經(jīng)病得很重了。如今你希望有什么人來(lái)看

3、你嗎?”“有啊，”病人答復(fù)，聲音非常微弱。醫(yī)生問(wèn)：“誰(shuí)呢?”這時(shí)病人略微重了一點(diǎn)的口氣答復(fù)說(shuō)：“另一位醫(yī)生?！倍痰挠⒄Z(yǔ)對(duì)話笑話篇二Congratulations 恭喜“I'd like you to e right over,” a man phoned an undertaker(承辦人), “ and supervise the burial of my poor, departed wife.”“Your wife!” gasped1 the undertaker, “Didn't I bury her two years ago?”“You don't unde

4、rstand,” said the man, “You see I married again.”“Oh,” said the undertaker, “Congratulations!”一位男子給殯儀館老板打 ：“我希望你能來(lái)我這里主持我可憐的妻子的葬禮。”老板吃力地說(shuō)：“你的妻子!我在兩年前沒(méi)有埋葬她嗎?”男子說(shuō)：“你不知道，我又結(jié)婚了”“噢”， 老板說(shuō)，“恭喜恭喜!”短的英語(yǔ)對(duì)話笑話篇三The personals 征婚啟事Things were really getting worse after the war.Life became so difficult that a lot o

5、f people lived in want(在貧困中).A newspaper had published an advertisement for a man in want of tires: “Owner of a truck would like to correspond1 with a widow2 who owns two tires.Object: matrimony(結(jié)婚).Send picture of tires.”戰(zhàn)后情況真是越來(lái)越糟了。生活變得非常困難，缺少東西的人很多。有一家報(bào)紙?jiān)o一個(gè)需要輪胎的人登過(guò)一個(gè)這樣的廣告：“一部貨車(chē)的車(chē)主愿意和一位備有兩個(gè)輪胎的寡婦通

6、信。目的：成婚。 要把輪胎的照片寄過(guò)來(lái)?！倍痰挠⒄Z(yǔ)對(duì)話笑話篇四A shipwrecked sailor 一個(gè)遭遇海難的水手A sailor was the only survivor1 of the shipwreck2.He had to stay on a desert island for three years.One day he was very pleased to find a ship anchored in the day.When a small boat cameashore3, an officer handed him a bunch of newspaper an

7、d said, “The captain suggests you read what's going on the world, and then tell us if you want to be rescued.”一個(gè)水手是船只失事后唯一的幸存者。他不得不在一個(gè)荒島上待了三年。有一天他非常快樂(lè)地看到一艘大船停泊在海灣了。有一只小艇駛到岸邊來(lái)，一個(gè)軍官把一捆報(bào)紙遞給他，對(duì)他說(shuō)：“船長(zhǎng)建議你看看這些報(bào)紙，理解世情后再告訴我們，你想不想被挽救。”短的英語(yǔ)對(duì)話笑話篇五High pay 高薪A famous lawyer always lectured his office boy.He

8、thought it was good for the boy although he didn't need it.One day it happened that the lawyer heard his office boy asked by the one employed ne_t door, “How much does he pay you?” His office boy replied, “I get two thousand dollars a year.He pay some ten dollars a week in cash and the rest in his legal1 advice.”一位著名的律師老是給他辦公室的勤雜工講課，認(rèn)為這對(duì)他