100 Things to Do Before High School《高中前要做的一百件事（2014）》第一季第十集完整中英文對照劇本

1、Middle school.初中Sometimes I like to think it's more有時(shí)候我覺得than just an institute of learning.這不只是學(xué)習(xí)知識的地方Sometimes I like to think of it as a new friend factory.更像是結(jié)交新朋友的場所Why? Because I'm a girl whose為什么 因?yàn)槲易钜玫膖wo best friends are boys. Observe.兩個(gè)朋友是男生 看著What do you think?你們認(rèn)為哪樣更好看Scarf on?戴

2、圍巾Scarf off?不戴圍巾Scarf on.戴圍巾We don't know.我們怎么知道Why would you wear a scarf if it's not cold out?如果不冷 為什么要戴圍巾呢I'm thinking of getting我想放學(xué)后a manicure after school.去做個(gè)美甲Anyone up for.有沒有人想要No! No!沒有 沒有Okay, be honest.實(shí)話告訴我Is this the dreamiest guy on Earth, or what?他到底是不是全世界最帥的I don't k

3、now how to answer that.我不知道該怎么回答你Here's how you answer it.應(yīng)該這么回答你You need to make a new friend, with a girl.你需要找個(gè)女生朋友Ooh, ooh! We can make it哦 把它列在清單上吧a thing so we don't have to talk girl stuff.這樣我們就不用再談?wù)撆氖铝薒ike manicures, and handsome hunks.比如美甲和帥哥So you do think he's hunk-y!這么說你們真的認(rèn)

4、為他很帥了Stop! Stop!停 停And that's when me and my best friends所以 我和我的好朋友們all started a quest to make a new friend.開始尋找新朋友了6:00, it's Monday morning周一早晨六點(diǎn)剛醒Life can strike without a warning生活有時(shí)毫無預(yù)警Get up, get out, get on起床出發(fā)打起精神It's a brand new day開始全新的一天Find the dream and never stop, yeah找尋夢想

5、 永不言棄You've got your friends to back you up, yeah朋友是你堅(jiān)強(qiáng)的后盾You crash and burn, so what失敗何懼 跌倒何妨It's a brand new day又是全新的一天No matter what they say閑言碎語不必理會(huì)Just shout until you turn around盡情吶喊 瀟灑轉(zhuǎn)身And blast the past away煩惱全部丟在身后It's a brand new day又是全新的一天Yesterday is gone, the game is on昨天已成

6、歷史 好戲即將上演It's time to jump and take a leap of faith勇敢跳出束縛 與我一同冒險(xiǎn)It's a brand new day開始全新的一天Okay, so I had my mission.現(xiàn)在我有了新任務(wù)to make a new friend.交一個(gè)新朋友'Cause let's face it, you can never have too many friends.直面現(xiàn)實(shí)吧 朋友是不會(huì)嫌多的And, bingo!鎖定目標(biāo)Martha St. Reynolds. Hobbies, beautifying the

7、 world.瑪莎·圣雷諾茲 愛好是美化環(huán)境Popularity, same as me.受歡迎程度 和我一樣Friend potential. let's find out.成為朋友的可能性 現(xiàn)在去弄清楚吧Sorry, I don't really have time for new friends this week.抱歉 我這周沒時(shí)間和新朋友交往I'm busy perking up our school我忙著用這些驚艷的裝飾品with these eye-catching centerpieces.美化校園呢Okay.好吧Next, I checked

8、 the hall,接下來我去大廳看了看where I found Lori Loudly.看到了大喇叭羅莉Hobbies, sports and sports.愛好 運(yùn)動(dòng) 只有運(yùn)動(dòng)Popularity, low. and here's why.交朋友可能性 很低 你們馬上就能知道原因了Sounds great, CJ!聽起來很不錯(cuò) CJWho couldn't use a new friend to talk about girl stuff with?!誰不想和新朋友討論女生的事And don't worry, your secrets are safe with

9、me!別擔(dān)心 我會(huì)替你保密的Like the fact that you're desperate for friends, and.比如你極度渴望結(jié)交新朋友 還有What were we talking about?我們還說了什么I have to go to the bathroom now!我要去趟洗手間Okay. And, on with the new friend search.好吧 還得繼續(xù)尋找新朋友Mindy Minus.明蒂·麥納斯Hobbies, wearing pink and chasing Crispo.愛好是穿粉色衣服和追求小脆Can I help

10、 you with something?你有事嗎No way. I couldn't.不行 我做不到What if I don't want a new friend?如果我不想要新朋友呢Then I'm gonna have to text New Friend.那我就得給新朋友發(fā)短♥信♥了What does New Friend want for his birthday?新朋友生日想要什么What do you mean you don't like books買♥♥書

11、給你當(dāng)生日禮物有什么不好for your birthday, New Friend?你倒是說說看啊 新朋友How do you even make a new friend?到底應(yīng)該怎么交朋友啊Oh. Like this.哦 就像這樣Who wants to be my new friend?誰想要做我的新朋友Pick me! Pick me!選我選我You're. despicable.你好無♥恥♥啊Sorry, guys, but I only need to make one new friend.很抱歉 我只需要一個(gè)新朋友Stop!

12、Stop!站住 站住Stop! Stop!站住 站住Powers!鮑爾斯I don't like you, but you're fast,雖然我不喜歡你 但是你速度快and I need your help taking down Lightning Licano,我需要你幫我拿下西走廊the fastest kid in the west. hallway.跑得最快的人 閃電利卡諾Sorry, but I need to pick a new friend對不起 我現(xiàn)在要在這堆人中間from my new friend pile.選一個(gè)作為我的新朋友Well, maybe

13、this will change your mind.也許這個(gè)能讓你改變主意Your own orange sash that will專屬于你的橘肩帶give you powers like you've.它賦予了你權(quán)利 就像你已經(jīng)Hello, new friend.你好啊 我的新朋友Let's do this.我們一起上吧Fenwick enters the Bear Cafe.芬威克來到了小熊咖啡廳He puts his new friend search on hold為了得到披薩日的第一片披薩to get a first slice of Pizza Day.他暫停了

14、找新朋友的計(jì)劃I'd like a slice of pizza, please,請給我一片披薩center cut.從中間切Uh, this is a corner piece.這是從邊角切的No special slices.不能搞特殊I start at corner, you get corner.我從邊角切 你就得拿邊角的But, I don't like crust.但是我不喜歡脆脆的邊角And I do not like riding public bus two hours to job我還不喜歡每天挨著臭烘烘的人next to smelly man.坐兩小時(shí)公

15、交上班呢But, do I complain?但是我有抱怨嗎You just did.你剛剛就在抱怨啊You do not want crust?你不想要脆皮邊角是吧No.不想要This is not over!我會(huì)找你報(bào)仇的Next!下一個(gè)Well, great news!好消息I am now new friends with. the lunch lady.食堂大媽剛剛成為了我的新朋友Guess who I'm new friends with now.猜猜我的新朋友是誰Paul Schmolitor, the hall monitor.糾察隊(duì)長保羅·史馬利特I'

16、;m like a cop.我現(xiàn)在就像個(gè)警♥察♥Now, tell me how your new friend search is going.現(xiàn)在給我說說 找新朋友還順利嗎Now!現(xiàn)在就說I've been looking for four periods!我都找了四節(jié)課了And people are either too busy,他們要么太忙too loud, or too Mindy.要么說話太大聲 要么太明蒂I'm not sure where to look anymore.我都不知道該去哪里找了Wait a minut

17、e.等一下Possible new friend development.她倒是可以發(fā)展一下Name, starts with a "Z," I think.她的名字好像是以Z開頭的Hobbies, no idea.愛好 一無所知Popularity, not available because受歡迎程度 未知 因?yàn)閟he just started at Pootatuck yesterday.她昨天才轉(zhuǎn)來普塔塔克中學(xué)Hey, what about her?嘿 她怎么樣啊The new kid?新來的那個(gè)嗎You never go new kid.永遠(yuǎn)都別找新來的They&

18、#39;re too risky.太危險(xiǎn)了What?為什么New kids represent the unknown.新來的就是未知數(shù)She could be anything!她有可能是任何人Like an alien disguised as a human,比如說偽裝成地球人的外星人desperately seeking a host.孤注一擲尋求宿主I'm gonna make a new friend.我要去和她做朋友Or become an alien host! Or become an alien host!或者成為外星宿主 或者成為外星宿主Hello. I'

19、m the Middle School Welcoming Committee.你好 我來自學(xué)校歡迎委員會(huì)So, welcome to Pootatuck.歡迎來到普塔塔克中學(xué)I'm CJ.我叫CJNow, you go.現(xiàn)在該你了I'm Zelphaba.我叫澤爾芙芭So, based on my name,看我的名字you already know I have weird parents.你就知道我的父母比較奇葩Well, I also know.我還知道I think your boots are awesome.我認(rèn)為你的靴子棒極了Where did you get

20、them?你從哪里買♥♥的Witch Boots. Those boots.女巫靴 這雙I know. I got them at Witch Boots.我知道 我在女巫靴商店買♥♥的It's a store in Salem, where we moved from.我們家在塞勒姆 女巫靴是當(dāng)?shù)氐囊患倚闛h! Salem. Where the.哦 塞勒姆 那是Witches come from, yeah.女巫的家鄉(xiāng) 是的But, trust me, I'm not a witch.但

21、是相信我 我不是女巫Really?真的嗎'Cause I could use a witch friend.交個(gè)女巫朋友也是不錯(cuò)的You could make Mr. Bored's pop quizzes disappear.你可以讓博德先生的小測驗(yàn)消失I told you, my parents are weird.我跟你說了 我的父母很奇葩You saw that, right?你們看到了 對嗎I'm not even hungry.我不怎么餓He's so. fast.他也太快了So we need to get faster.所以我們要更快Does t

22、he Pootatuck hallway patrol have a budget?普塔塔克走廊巡邏隊(duì)有預(yù)算嗎Yeah. Why?有啊 怎么啦Actually, guys, there is a hallway safety fund,事實(shí)上 我們有走廊安全基金and if you promise me that the funds如果你們倆向我保證 這基金will go towards improving hallway safety,是用來提升走廊安全系數(shù)的then I promise to give you the purchasing codes.我就給你們購買♥

23、♥權(quán)限Trust us, Mr. Roberts, the halls of Pootatuck羅伯茨老師 請相信我們 普塔塔克中學(xué)的走廊will never be safer.會(huì)將安全進(jìn)行到底Split up.分頭行動(dòng)How to make a new friend.怎樣才能交到新朋友"Introduce yourself."自我介紹"Be friendly."態(tài)度友好"Do something nice for them."友善待人I'm trying to do research here,我在查資

24、料呢in the "Supposed to be quiet" Computer lab.機(jī)房♥應(yīng)該是保持安靜的And I am trying to pass sample driver test,而我正在努力進(jìn)行模擬駕考but I cannot because American driver test too hard!但我過不了 因?yàn)槊绹鸟{考題太難了Now, I cry!現(xiàn)在我要大哭一場Do you want help?你要我?guī)湍銌醀hat, so I give you center pizza slice干嘛 你以為這樣我就會(huì)給你切中間的披薩w

25、hen it is not center slice turn?而不是邊角的披薩嗎No, because I've.不是 我這么做是因?yàn)閚ever failed a test in my life.我這輩子都沒掛過科What is secret?你的秘訣是什么You study. Now.好好學(xué)習(xí)if you're hit by another car on the road,如果你的車被另一輛車給撞了what's the first thing you do?你首先要做什么Put curse on other driver's family for詛咒司機(jī)全家

26、永世不得超生a thousand winters, and take their shoes.然后拿走他們的鞋子We're gonna get through this.我們一定會(huì)通過這測試的Now, if you're looking如果你現(xiàn)在正在to make a new friend, try two things.交新朋友 嘗試去做兩件事One, don't think they're a witch.第一 千萬不要認(rèn)為他們是女巫And, two, give them a fun new friend test.第二 給他們來個(gè)好玩的友情測試OK, we

27、've established that we both hate pop quizzes.好了 我們已經(jīng)達(dá)成一致 我們都很討厭突擊測試Hate them.恨透了Would you ever consider getting你考慮過放學(xué)后a manicure after school?去做美甲嗎Only with frozen yogurt immediately after.那做完以后得去吃凍酸奶Finally.最后一題is this the dreamiest guy in the universe?他是世界上最帥的嗎Back off. That's my future h

28、usband you're talking about.一邊去 那是我未來的老公Um. what's with the old broom?這舊掃帚有什么來歷嗎It's a long, boring story.說來話長 無聊得很How cute. CJ reached out to the new girl,多溫馨的畫面 CJ勾搭上了新來的女生and now they're new friends.她們現(xiàn)在成朋友了Nice broom.這掃帚挺不錯(cuò)的What was that?那是什么A spell.一段咒語Your face will break out i

29、n zits at midnight.今天午夜時(shí)分 你會(huì)長一大堆痘痘Weirdo!瘋子That ought to shut her up for a while.這應(yīng)該能讓她安靜一段時(shí)間了See you after class?那么放學(xué)見So, how's it going with the new kid?和新來的女生處得怎么樣Is she a zombie?她是個(gè)僵尸嗎Does she like hall cops? 'Cause I do.她喜歡走廊巡邏警♥察♥嗎 反正我挺喜歡的What would you say if I t

30、old you the new kid is a witch?如果我說新來的人是個(gè)女巫呢The new kid is a witch? The new kid is a witch?新來的人是個(gè)女巫 新來的人是個(gè)女巫I knew she was super weird!怪不得我感覺她那么怪Text mode!短♥信♥模式It was the fastest spreading rumor in Pootatuck history.這是普塔塔克中學(xué)有史以來傳播最快的謠言New kid's a witch!新來的人是個(gè)女巫. spreading

31、from the second floor hallway消息在1.9秒內(nèi)從二樓走廊to Mr. Bored's class in 1.9 seconds.傳到了博德先生的課上I knew it.我就知道And to the first floor stairwell in 2.9.又在2.9秒內(nèi)傳到了一層的樓梯間Hey, you're a witch!嘿 你是個(gè)女巫And by the time I got the text,我也收到了短♥信♥it was the biggest rumor in Pootatuck history

32、.這是普塔塔克中學(xué)有史以來最大的謠言And I'm the one who started it!而我就是那個(gè)謠言的發(fā)起者Okay, the next day at school,第二天I had a new "New friend" Mission-我有了新的“新朋友”計(jì)劃Find Zelphaba and apologize to her找到澤爾芙芭for starting the witch rumor.因?yàn)檫@次的謠言向她道歉And I wasn't gonna leave her locker放學(xué)鈴♥聲♥響

33、之前until the homeroom bell.我是不會(huì)離開她柜子的And, the first period bell.第一節(jié)課鈴響了And second, and third period bell.緊接著第二節(jié)第三節(jié)But, she never arrived.但她一直沒出現(xiàn)Miss Martin.馬丁小姐I think it's time to get to fourth period.該去上第四節(jié)課咯Well, I was waiting for Zelphaba,我正在等那個(gè)新來的女生the new girl, to show up.澤爾芙芭Well, you'

34、ll be waiting a long time,那你有得等了'cause she started home school today.因?yàn)樗龔慕裉扉_始在家里學(xué)習(xí)What?什么Yeah, her parents are gonna stop by沒錯(cuò) 她父母今天要來學(xué)校and pick up all her things.拿她的個(gè)人物品I think that witch rumor really rattled her.我覺得她真的被這謠言嚇到了Oh. Shame, right?真的啊 真是太羞恥了 對吧I thought she was really neat.我認(rèn)為她是無辜的S

35、o did I.我也這么覺得Okay, get this question right, and you pass回答對這個(gè)問題 你就能the practice driver's test.通過駕考練習(xí)了Bring it on me.來吧You've been involved in a minor你在擁擠的車流中collision with a parked vehicle,輕輕蹭到了別人的車and you can't find the owner.你又找不到車主What do you do?這時(shí)候你會(huì)怎么做Leave note on car, and report

36、to police.在車上留個(gè)字條 然后報(bào)告給警♥察♥Done! And you're gonna pass很好 你肯定能the written test no problem.通過筆試Yes, but is one small problem.好 但是還有個(gè)小問題What?什么I do not know how to drive.我不會(huì)開車What?你在逗我嗎Hello, Lightning.你好啊 小閃電I hope you don't plan on running anywhere.我希望你沒有逃跑的打算Is this sup

37、posed to intimidate me?這是用來嚇唬我的嗎Yes! You should be scared!沒錯(cuò) 你應(yīng)該感到怕怕Of orange-sashed guys on electric scooters就你們 戴著條橘肩帶 這腳踏車時(shí)速that max out at 15 mph, when I go 20.最快也就十五英里 我能跑到二十呢Wait! These things aren't faster than him?慢著 這東西跑不過他嗎Hey, scooter's are cool!至少這腳踏車很酷的You still have that purcha

38、sing code, right?你還留著購買♥♥權(quán)限 對吧Yeah. Why?留著呢 怎么了So, online car stealing game will help me to pass test?這在線汽車盜竊游戲能幫我通過駕考It's got a force feedback steering wheel,方向盤上設(shè)有力道反饋系統(tǒng)realistic road conditions,游戲還模擬了真實(shí)路況and points for parallel parking.以及平行停車的定點(diǎn)I think I'm getting ha

39、ng of it.我覺得我摸著門道了Yeah, try not to hit people.算是吧 別撞到行人Eh, he was mugger.他是個(gè)搶劫犯Okay, if you steal a car如果你在考試的時(shí)候during your test today, you will fail.去偷別人的車 你會(huì)掛科的Oh, but this small Mercedes但用這個(gè)小奔is so much easier for parallel parking.平行停車太容易了So, while lunch lady現(xiàn)在我們的食堂大媽was feeling really good about

40、 her driver's test,已經(jīng)對駕考信心滿滿了I was feeling really bad about Zelphaba.但我覺得很對不起澤爾芙芭I don't need a centerpiece, Martha!我不需要裝飾品 瑪莎It was really eye-catching.這東西真的很吸引人And then, something else caught my eye.接著我被另一件事吸引住了Zelphaba!澤爾芙芭Zelphaba, I'm so sorry.對不起 澤爾芙芭Why are you sorry?你為什么道歉It'

41、s all those other kids.謠言是別人散布的And, it's nothing I haven't heard before.我也不是第一次聽到別人這么說了I was the one who spread the rumor you were a witch.謠言是我傳的It's my fault. But, I thought we were friends.都是我的錯(cuò) 我們不是朋友嗎Why would you call me a witch?你為什么叫我女巫呢Well.這個(gè)嘛you're from Salem, you had a glow

42、ing lunchbox,你來自塞勒姆 有個(gè)發(fā)光的午餐盒a broom in your locker. You cast a zit spell柜子里有個(gè)掃帚 給明蒂下了咒語on Mindy, and you closed your locker還用很女巫式的very witch-like.方法來關(guān)柜子Or.或者說是I told you my parents are weird.我說過我父母很奇怪的My dad loves practical jokes,我爸爸很喜歡惡作劇like the glowing lunchbox.比如發(fā)光的午餐盒And Mom hates it when perfe

43、ctly good things我媽媽討厭看到完好無缺的東西get thrown out, so yes, yesterday I rescued a broom. Oh.被扔掉 所以昨天我救下了一個(gè)掃帚 這樣啊Mindy's "Zit spell" Was a joke,給明蒂下的咒語是個(gè)惡作劇啊'cause she was being mean, but her face is perfect.因?yàn)樗瘫?但她確實(shí)很漂亮She could use a zit spell.痘痘魔咒還挺合適的And, my magic hand didn't cl

44、ose the locker,還有 我關(guān)柜子用的不是魔法my foot did.是腳But, when your parents are magicians,但如果你的父母都是魔術(shù)師you pick up every trick and use them without thinking.那你用什么把戲都是小菜一碟Your parents are magicians.你的父母都是魔術(shù)師啊Yep, I'm just a normal kid who can make you disappear,是啊 我只是一個(gè)普通小孩 能讓你消失cut you in half, and.也能把你切成一半

45、accept your apology.我原諒你了Is there any way我怎樣才能I can get you to come back to Pootatuck?幫你回到學(xué)校呢Only if we can find a way to get everyone除非我們能讓所有人to stop calling me a witch.都不再叫我女巫I've got a couple ideas.我知道該怎么做了Okay, expense report time.好了 又到了看支出記錄的時(shí)間了Dance Committee, good.舞蹈協(xié)會(huì) 不錯(cuò)Science Club, loo

46、ks good.科學(xué)俱樂部 不錯(cuò)Pootatuck Hallway Safety.普塔塔克中學(xué)走廊安♥全♥部♥What?什么You're coming in too hot! We'll make the turn!你開得太快了 我們要轉(zhuǎn)彎了It's too sharp a turn!但是前面是個(gè)急轉(zhuǎn)彎呀Be a man!男人點(diǎn)Are you guys okay?你們還好嗎We're okay.沒事We're good.好得很Good. Now, did you charge $800好極

47、了 你們倆在走廊安全預(yù)算上to the hallway safety budget?支出了八百塊Uh, he did it! Not me.是他干的 不是我Are you out of your minds?你們倆瘋了嗎We have to keep the hallways safe.我們得保證走廊的安全You had $50 to make posters.你們有五十塊的海報(bào)預(yù)算We made posters.我們做海報(bào)了呀慢行普塔塔克走廊糾察隊(duì)Return all this stuff.把這些東西都還掉And turn in your sashes.上交你們的肩帶Now!現(xiàn)在就交You&

48、#39;re both suspended from the force.你們倆都被停職了Well, at least we still have each other, new friend.至少我們還有彼此 我的新朋友Don't ever talk to me again.別再和老子說話了Yeah, that makes sense.我能理解你Okay, you have three minutes to complete the course.你必須在三分鐘內(nèi)完成You are not allowed to hit one, single cone,一個(gè)都不能撞倒and at t

49、he end we return here最后我們再返回這里to parallel park.開始平行停車I am nervous, "Fenwicks."我好緊張啊 小芬Just do it like I showed you就像按我在機(jī)房♥里in the computer lab.說的那樣做Right. Just like in computer lab.對 就像在機(jī)房♥里一樣Now, put the car in gear and ease on the. Unh!現(xiàn)在 發(fā)動(dòng)車子 腳踩 啊Did she pass?她通過了嗎That was. the best driving I've ever seen!從沒見過有人能把車開得這么好Pass!通過I pass test!我通過了考試No more dirt bus!再也不用去坐臟兮兮的公交了So, as Fen's new friendship小芬跟新朋友相處得had clearly bonded. sorta.非常好 算是非常好吧the next morning, with the help of a few old friends,第二天早上 在幾個(gè)老朋友的幫助下I was about to help a new friend.我準(zhǔn)備