100 Things to Do Before High School《高中前要做的一百件事（2014）》第一季第八集完整中英文對照劇本

1、Superheroes- it seems like超級英雄 似乎they're all around us these days:這幾天都是他們的影子on the Web, on our TVs,網(wǎng)上 電視里and in every movie everywhere.電影里 他們無處不在Super humans with amazing super powers saving our world.超人靠著自己無可匹敵的超能力拯救了世界But have you ever noticed regular humans但你注意過嗎 有的人with talents that seem, we

2、ll, super-powered?似乎真的有超能力Paul Schmolitor the hall monitor's super 'stache糾察隊長保羅·史馬利特的超能胡須can freeze sixth-graders可以讓六年級學生right in their tracks.瞬間石化Some even seem to be multi-powered.有的人甚至像是有多種超能力Her Highness, Mindy Minus, can summon super sidekicks公主殿下明蒂·麥納斯打一個響指with a snap of her

3、 fingers.就可以召齊她的超級跟班And move boys with just a wave of her hands.揮一揮手 男生自動退散And watching all these super powers got me thinking.看到這些超能力的我陷入了沉思Good morning,早上好best friend. oh, uh-oh.好朋友 哦 不好She's got that look in her eye.她這小眼神兒I'm nervous.我有點緊張Gentlemen!先生們We are going to find our super powers

4、.我們要尋找自己的超能力Cool!好酷Yeah, one problem.但有一個問題Super powers超能力aren't real.是假的As in our universe, it's not a thing.我們的世界里不存在這種東西It is now.現(xiàn)在存在了6:00, it's Monday morning周一早晨六點剛醒Life can strike without a warning生活有時毫無預警Get up, get out, get on起床出發(fā)打起精神It's a brand-new day開始全新的一天Find the dream

5、 and never stop, yeah找尋夢想 永不言棄You got your friends to back you up, yeah朋友是你堅強的后盾You crash and burn, so what?失敗何懼 跌倒何妨It's a brand-new day又是全新的一天No matter what they say閑言碎語不必理會Just shout until you turn around盡情吶喊 瀟灑轉身And blast the past away煩惱全部丟在身后It's a brand-new day又是全新的一天Yesterday is gone,

6、 the game is on昨天已成歷史 好戲即將上演It's time to jump and take a leap of faith勇敢跳出束縛 與我一同冒險It's a brand-new day開始全新的一天Okay.好了two things.兩件事One, whatever shampoo you switched to, good call.一 不管你換了什么洗發(fā)水 這個選擇不錯You can never have too much freesia.小蒼蘭的味道怎么也聞不厭And two.二We go to middle school, not super sc

7、hool.我們上的是初中 不是超能力學校Yet. Paul has a super 'stache,話雖如此 但保羅有超能胡須Mindy can move boys away with a mega wave,明蒂一揮手 男生全退散and Mark Chernoff can clear out a room馬克·切爾諾夫一個大后炮with one turbo back blast.可以趕走一教室的人It wasn't me!不是我♥干♥的Look. to get the max out of middle school聽著

8、為了充分利用初中時間and prepare ourselves for high school,為高中做準備we all agreed to do 100 awesome things.我們都同意完成一百件有意義的事And what's awesomer than finding our super power還有什么比找尋自己的超能力更有意義呢and what are you doing?你在做什么Finding my heat vision.找尋火熱的自己I want heat vision.我要燃燒See what you started?看你干的好事These are your

9、 morning announcements.下面是晨間通知The pep rally for the basketball team.為籃球隊加油Is your book getting hotter?你的書有沒有熱一點Stop.打住'Cause we're not actually finding a super power.因為我們不是真的要找超能力We're finding what makes us, you know, special.我們要找的是可以讓我們顯得與眾不同的事And yours is obvious.你的超能力顯而易見You're su

10、per handsome.你超級帥Really?真的嗎Okay, look at those girls.看看那些女生Now. smile.現(xiàn)在 微笑Not a lot of people can do that.能做到這個的人不多But I don't want to be handsome!但我不想那么帥Yes, you do.站著說話不腰疼So. what's your super power?那么 你的超能力是什么Isn't it obvious? No.難道還不夠明顯嗎 不明顯I have a super brain!我有一個超強大腦I'm the s

11、martest kid in school.我是學校里最聰明的學生Ask me any question, go on.隨便問我點什么 來吧Super brain.超強大腦Okay.好吧What's my super power?我的超能力是什么Good morning, Pootatuck students.早上好 普塔塔克的同學們This is your principal and we are having a fire drill.我是校長 我們現(xiàn)在要進行消防演習Please get up calmly and exit your classroom.站起來 保持冷靜 離開教室

12、Okay, faster than that.好了 動作快點No one's in the hallway yet.走廊里還沒人呢Okay, forget the calm part.好吧 把冷靜兩個字忘掉Just get out of the school!快到學校外面來This fire drill was a huge fail!這場消防演習是一個巨大的失敗Fail!失敗You should never use those你不能用滅火器unless there's a real emergency.除非真的有緊急情況Just saying.只是說說Northbury Mi

13、ddle School北伯里中學的has the fastest drill time in the district,消防疏散時間是全區(qū)最短的but Pootatuck has a new sheriff.但普塔塔克有了新的頭兒Sheriff Me.就是我and we will keep doing fire drills我們在破區(qū)紀錄之前until this school sets the district record.會一直進行消防演習And a few more things.還有幾件事I have a super brain.我有超強大腦That's my power.我的

14、超能力就是這個Check Fenwick off the list.可以把芬威克的名字劃掉了If you want me to.如果你真的想這樣的話Stop dawdling!別磨磨蹭蹭的Learn to move.學會快速行動Forget heat vision.別管火熱小脆了What do you think about flying?你覺得飛怎么樣Flying's gonna be a tough one.這有點難度啊I'm gonna get a cape!我會披披風的So speed it up, people.動作快點會死嗎It's not like we

15、have super powers我們又沒有超能力and can turbo thrust our way out of class.不能把自己噴出教室You shouldn't be doing that for a number of reasons.不管怎樣你都不應該這么做Back to class, everyone!所有人回♥教♥室So, after I quickly calculated我快速地算了一下we needed to shave 3.2 minutes off the fire drill record,發(fā)現(xiàn)我們需要少

16、花3.2分鐘才能打破紀錄I thought maybe my super power was Mathletics.所以我想 我的超能力可能在奧數(shù)上I've always done well in math,我的數(shù)學一直挺不錯的so if I surrounded myself with the right people,所以如果我周圍都是數(shù)學高手perhaps I could unlock my Mathletic powers.也許我的奧數(shù)超能力就能被激發(fā)出來I couldn't.現(xiàn)實好殘酷But.但是perhaps inside me was a super-powere

17、d artist也許我有超能藝術家的潛質(zhì)呢ready to unleash my imagination onto the canvas.準備好在帆布上揮灑想象力Nope. not an artist.呵呵 離藝術家遠著呢But superheroes do not give up.但超級英雄才不會輕易放棄and neither do I.我也不會So I wondered if maybe my super power was in sports.所以我想 說不定我的超能力在體育方面呢All right, Martin, just kick that sports ball into tha

18、t goal好了 馬丁 把球想象成你最厭惡的敵人like it's your worst enemy.狠狠一腳踢進球門Should we be doing this in the hall?我們可以在走廊里踢球嗎Just unleash the fire!快釋放內(nèi)心的熱火Yikes!哎呀I am not super-sporty.我在體育方面沒有造詣Fail! Again!又失敗了What if this were a real fire?如果這次真有大火呢It's not like we can我們又沒有火箭靴blast our way out of class可以把我們wi

19、th rocket boots!噴出教室Rocket boots!火箭靴Using those in non-emergency situations is illegal.在非緊急情況下使用這些是違法的But effective, right?但是很有效 是吧Here, get me a new one of these.拿著 再給我拿個新的來This is out of juice.這個用完了No.不Move!行動Why are you staring? It's a drill!你們在看什么 這是消防演習Do you know what a drill means?你們知道演習是

20、什么意思嗎So Principal Hader所以黑德校長still hadn't set the fire drill record,還沒有打破消防演習的時間紀錄and by lunch, me and the guys午餐時間到了 我和男生還是沒有still hadn't found our super powers.找到我們的超能力like Mindy's "Move boys away with her hands."就像明蒂那個一揮手趕走男生的超能力And how does she do that?她是怎么做到的You know how I

21、 know my brain is super-powered?你知道為什么我會知道自己有超強大腦嗎'Cause I can read people.因為我讀得懂人I know what they're thinking.我知道他們在想什么See that girl over there?看到那邊的女生了嗎I know she's sad我知道她很悲傷because her friends clearly aren't supportive.因為她的朋友很明顯不支持她Or she's got carrots in her nose.或者只是她的鼻子里插著

22、胡蘿卜I'm not really getting the whole super-brainy.我不太明白超強大腦這事Well, at least I'm not superbleachy. What?至少我沒有用超多的漂白劑 什么Tell your mom to stop using so much bleach in your laundry.讓你媽媽在洗衣服的時候別用那么多漂白劑了It's burning my septum.我的隔膜都在抗♥議♥了A cape?披風CJ got it for me.CJ給我的I ask

23、ed Lunch Lady if she had an extra tablecloth.我問食堂大媽有沒有多余的桌布Now. who needs their beverage cooled現(xiàn)在 誰想讓冰山美男with my ice breath?冷凍自己的飲料Might be a little cooler.可能是冷了一點I got nothing.我一點感覺都沒有So. what do you guys think my super power is?你們覺得我有什么超能力You know. what makes me stand out?你們懂的 讓我脫穎而出的事What makes m

24、e unique?什么讓我獨一無二Uh. you know. you're.呃 你懂的 你呢clean.很干凈Oh, and you're an awesome cape finder.哦 你找披風的本領也好得不要不要的Come on.拜托What makes me super?讓我與眾不同的事有哪些You know, different from everyone else?跟別人都不一樣Uh. You know.呃 你懂的You do the thing with. The thing.你這個 那個 呃Fire drill!消防演習Gotta go!得走了So, after

25、 three super searches and four fire drills,所以在找了三次 進行了四次消防演習后I still hadn't found my super power.我還是沒找到我的超能力and that's when it hit me. in movie trailer form.這時我突然想到一個這樣的電影片段She walks the halls of her school.她行走在學校的走廊里and some people say "Hi."有些人跟她打招呼She can draw a pretty good kitty

26、 cat.她畫貓的技術一流She's picked fifth or sixth in gym class.她在體育課上排五六名And she can move boys with just a wave of her hand.她輕輕一揮手 男生自動退散Oh, wait, she can't.哦 等等 她做不到Because she's.因為她是Totally Average Girl.!百分百的普通女生This can't be happening!這不行Good morning, family.早上好 親愛的家人們Here you go.嘗嘗看Super

27、omelets a la CJ.CJ特制的美味煎蛋卷Oh, thanks, sweetie. What a treat!哦 謝謝你 寶貝 這待遇真好Is it good?味道怎么樣Oh.哦.yes.挺好的Would you say it's super good?是不是超級好Sure.當然了I haven't chewed yet.我還沒嚼呢You hate them.你們不喜歡吃Sweetie, what's wrong?寶貝 發(fā)生什么事了Besides your cooking.你的廚藝出大事了The fork? You couldn't throw the

28、 spoon?叉子 你就不能扔勺子嗎Me and the guys are trying to find out我和男生們想找尋what our super power is,自己的超能力and it turns out I'm Totally Average Girl.結果是 我就是個百分百的普通女生What?!什么There are tons of things about you你與眾不同的超能力that make you special and super-powered.多了去了In fact, do you know老實說 你知道we Martins have healin

29、g powers?馬丁家的人是一等一的治愈高手嗎Yup! When someone feels bad,沒錯 只要有人傷心we activate Super Hug Powers.我們就會開啟超級抱抱模式and they feel better.再傷心的人也能被治愈Is it working?有用吧Yes.有用Hey! You never use your hug powers on me!嘿 我怎么沒有這種待遇Aw. A spoon.啊 勺子You do care.你還是在乎我的And today is a brand-new day, Super CJ Martin.今天是全新的一天 超人

30、CJ·馬丁Now I command you to go to school現(xiàn)在我命令你去學校and find your super power!找尋你的超能力Okay. you guys can stop hugging me now.好了 你們可以放開了Mmmm. No.不行 不行No.不行Oh, okay, all right.哦 好吧 就這樣Okay, so,好的 所以if you're trying to find如果你想像我一樣your super power like me,找到你的超能力be prepared to hit a few walls.準備好跌幾個

31、跟頭Oh, no.哦 不Hey, Mark.嘿 馬克It wasn't me.不是我♥干♥的You going back to heat vision?你又想用意念點火了嗎I want something我不想besides Handsome Face powers.只靠臉吃飯Something cape-worthy.不辜負這件披風I did it! I have heat vision!我做到了 我用意念點火了No, I did it.不 是我做到的with the new Bunsen burners.用了新的本生燈And I prob

32、ably should have told you to stand back.我也許應該告訴你別靠那么近But don't worry, Super Slinko will put it out!但別擔心 超人斯靈格會幫你撲滅的How'd he do that?他是怎么做到的By turning off the gas with his other hand.用另一只手關煤氣Something smells good.有一股好聞的味道Like provolone.波洛夫干酪Why were you wearing cheese?你帶著奶酪做什么One, I knew Fenw

33、ick would smell me.一 我知道芬威克會聞到and, two, it was to confirm my theory二 我也證實了自己的想法that your super power is your nose.嗅覺是你的超能力What am I gonna do with a super nose?嗅覺靈敏有什么用My super power is my brain.我有的是超強大腦Sorry, buddy.抱歉 老兄but you're. Nose Boy.但你是 嗅覺超人I'm not Nose Boy, I'm Brain Boy!才不是 我有超

34、強大腦Fine, then use your super brain好啊 那你動動你的超強大腦and tell me what my super power is!告訴我 我的超能力是什么Oop, gotta go! Fire alarm!哎呀 得走了 消防警報Let's go! Now!現(xiàn)在就走Move, people!行動起來You should be coming out of your classrooms你們應該離開教室if you can hear the sound of my voice!如果聽到了我的聲音Uh, I was hoping you might let t

35、he teachers and students呃 我希望你能變換一下策略have an entire class for a change.讓老師和學生上完一整節(jié)課The staff is getting frustrated大家都被頻繁的消防警報with the frequent fire drills.折騰得夠嗆Oh, yeah. I'll take that under consideration.哦 好啊 我會好好考慮你的意見的Not-the-Principal Roberts.你又不是校長 憑什么聽你的Hello, Miss Martin.你好 馬丁小姐Why the, u

36、h, bummed frowny face?你 呃 為什么耷拉著臉I(yè)'ve been trying to find my super power我一直在找我的超能力for two days.找了兩天了and I've tried sports, smarts and art.我試了運動 頭腦風暴 藝術and all I found is that I'm super average.什么都試過了 原來我只是個普通女生Well, in middle school, those are the obvious ones,這些東西在初中都是看得見的but sometimes

37、what makes you special但有時讓你與眾不同的事物is deeper and not as clear.隱藏得很深 沒那么清楚but it's just as super.雖然如此 但也是超能力What's in the jacket?你夾克里是什么Oh, I'm smuggling the last fire extinguisher哦 我要守護最后一個滅火器away from Hader and into my office.遠離黑德的魔爪 放進我的辦公室That way if there's a real fire,這樣的話如果真的著火了

38、someone can actually put it out.可以派得上用場Makes sense.有道理Do not give up!別放棄Everyone in this school,學校里的每個人including you,包括你has something inside them都有著that makes them unique.讓他們與眾不同and exciting!和興奮的事Welcome to study hall.歡迎來到自習室If you have to go to the bathroom.如果你們要去洗手間you'll need this.你們得帶著這個If t

39、here's another fire drill, I don't care.如果又有消防演習 我無所謂What am I gonna do with a super nose?嗅覺靈敏有什么用How does that help me?能幫我什么And you can't bend metal!你沒辦法把金屬折彎I think it's loosening up!我覺得已經(jīng)有點松了Maybe this super power thing was a bad idea.也許我們就不該找什么超能力I guess I was just trying to find

40、 that thing in all of us我只是想找出我們的某些特質(zhì)that kicks in without thinking about it.不用多費勁就能充分發(fā)揮出來It just happens, boom!就這么發(fā)生了 砰Like that.就像這樣Cheese. it's not the good kind.奶酪味 這不是什么好的味道I don't smell anything.我什么也沒聞到啊Chernoff. and it's an SBD.切爾諾夫 沉默殺手要出現(xiàn)了It's gonna hit in about five seconds

41、.還有五秒鐘就要爆發(fā)了We need bathroom passes.我們要洗手間通行證Oh, look at the time.哦 看看現(xiàn)在幾點了Time to set the district fire drill record.是時候打破區(qū)消防演習紀錄了Oh. well, there's something you don't hear five times a day.哦 這才不是我們一天聽到五次的東西呢Wait. nobody's coming out.等等 沒人出來I told her the teachers were sick of fire drill

42、s我跟她說了 老師已經(jīng)厭煩消防演習了but did she listen?但她聽了嗎No!沒有So, no one wants to leave, huh?所以沒人想走 是吧Well, ha!哈Oh, they'll leave.哦 他們會走的once a Bunsen burner flame sets the sprinklers off.只要本生燈的火焰啟動消防花灑Gonna need a bigger flame.火不夠大Oh! Too big, too big!哦 太大了 太大了Uh.呃Aah. okay.啊 好吧No one is seeing this and I wil

43、l just put it out.沒人看到 我把它撲滅就行了Really?在逗我嗎Aah! Just get another one.啊 再拿一個Ohh.哦All right, don't panic!好了 別緊張In case of fire, stay calm and find the nearest exit.發(fā)生火災時 保持冷靜 找到最近的出口Not an exit!這不是出口Fire! I smell a fire.火災 我聞到了火的味道What?什么There's a real fire this time.這次真的著火了That way.在那里What do

44、we do?我們該做什么Crispo! Run to every classroom小脆 跑去告訴每個教室的老師and tell the teachers there's a real fire this time!這次真的著火了Crispo away!小脆出發(fā)了Mr. Bored, this isn't a drill!博德老師 這不是演習There's a real fire in the science lab!科學實驗室真的著火了Okay, everyone, you heard the cape boy.好了 大家聽到披風男生的話了Fire!著火了Fire!著

45、火了Fire! There's a real fire!著火了 真的著火了Fire! Fire! Everyone out!著火了 著火了 大家快走Well, we probably could stand to go a little faster.呃 再快一點也可以What do you mean we're not going to the exit?什么叫不去安全出口I like exits, especially when there's a fire!我喜歡出口 特別是在著火的時候Because when you see danger,因為你察覺到危險以后r

46、eport it to the nearest teacher,應該去找最近的老師who also has a fire extinguisher.這個老師有滅火器And who's not in his office.而且不在辦公室Because he heard the fire alarm因為他聽到警報的聲音and went outside. So should we.已經(jīng)出去了 我們也應該出去On that!出發(fā)Okay. I got everyone out.好了 我把大家都叫出來了Everyone's safe.所有人都安全了What do you mean?你什么

47、意思Oh- there's a fire in the science lab.哦 科學實驗室真的著火了Okay, pull the pin, aim, spray, sweep.!好的 拉栓 瞄準 噴灑 掃射And I hope我希望I never have to do that again.以后再也不用做這事了Me too.我也是Uh.呃We came to get you but you weren't there,我們?nèi)フ夷?但是你不在but I also knew you had但我也知道唯一the only extinguisher that worked,能用的滅火器就在你那里and are we in trouble?我們是惹麻煩了嗎Trouble? You put a fire out麻煩 你們撲滅了一場大火and got everyone out of the school.把所有人都叫到了樓外Not everyone.不是所有人Just so you kn