小學(xué)英語(yǔ)搞笑小故事

1、It Must Be CrowdedA teacher is telling his students, “The moon is very large. Several millions people can live there.” And a boy laughs and says, “It must get crowded when its a crescent moon.”一定很擁擠 一位告訴學(xué)生：“月亮非常大，上面能住幾百人?！?一個(gè)男孩笑著說(shuō)：“當(dāng)月亮變成月牙的時(shí)候，住在上面的人該多擁擠??！”That Is Not My Dog! A woman walks into a pet

2、 shop and sees a cute little dog. She asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?” The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bit.” The woman tries to pet the dog and the dog bites her. “Ouch!” She says, “I thought you said your dog does not bite!” The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my dog!”那不是我的狗 一個(gè)

3、婦人走進(jìn)一家寵物店，看見一只很可愛的小狗。她問(wèn)店主：“你的狗咬人嗎？” 店主說(shuō)：“不，我的狗不咬人?！?于是這個(gè)婦人試著撫摸小狗，可是小狗卻咬了她?！鞍?！”婦人說(shuō)，“我想你剛才還說(shuō)你的狗不咬人?！?店主人回答說(shuō)：“那不是我的狗?！?Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word egg? Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday. Teacher:Then where is the “egg? Student:In the cake,Sir. Where is the egg?雞蛋在哪里？ 老師：你能用

4、“雞蛋”一詞造句嗎？ 學(xué)生：可以。我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。 老師：“雞蛋”在哪？學(xué)生：在蛋糕里，先生 A Good BoyLittle Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money? I gave you yesterday? I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered. Youre a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. “But why are you so intereste

5、d in the old woman? She is the one who sells the candy.好孩子好孩子 小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。 “昨天給你的錢干什么了？昨天給你的錢干什么了？” “我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆，我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆，”他回答說(shuō)。他回答說(shuō)。 “你真是個(gè)你真是個(gè)好孩子，好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說(shuō)。媽媽驕傲地說(shuō)?！霸俳o你兩分錢?？赡銥槭裁丛俳o你兩分錢?？赡銥槭裁磳?duì)那位老太太那么感興趣呢？對(duì)那位老太太那么感興趣呢？” “她是個(gè)賣糖果的。她是個(gè)賣糖果的?！盬ho Pours Ink on My Chair? Donny is a seven year

6、 old boy. He goes to school every day. The school is near his home. So he goes there on foot and comes back home on time. But today, he is late. His mother asks him, “Why do you go to the headmasters office?” “Because the teacher asks us a question in class and nobody can answer it, but I can.” “Its

7、 good to answer the teachers question.” “But the question is Who pours ink on my chair?”誰(shuí)把墨水倒在我椅子了？誰(shuí)把墨水倒在我椅子了？ 唐尼是個(gè)唐尼是個(gè)7歲孩子，每天他都上學(xué)。歲孩子，每天他都上學(xué)。學(xué)校在他的家附近。學(xué)校在他的家附近。 因?yàn)?，他不行去上學(xué)并按時(shí)回家。但因?yàn)?，他不行去上學(xué)并按時(shí)回家。但是今天他回來(lái)遲了。是今天他回來(lái)遲了。 他的母親問(wèn)他：他的母親問(wèn)他：“你為什么去校長(zhǎng)的你為什么去校長(zhǎng)的辦公室？辦公室？” “因?yàn)槔蠋熢谏险n時(shí)老師問(wèn)我們一個(gè)因?yàn)槔蠋熢谏险n時(shí)老師問(wèn)我們一個(gè)問(wèn)題，沒有人能回答他，而我能。問(wèn)

8、題，沒有人能回答他，而我能?！?“回答老師的問(wèn)題是好事?；卮鹄蠋煹膯?wèn)題是好事。” “但那個(gè)問(wèn)題但那個(gè)問(wèn)題 誰(shuí)把墨水倒在我的椅誰(shuí)把墨水倒在我的椅子上了？子上了？”Which Skirt to Wear? Time is 8 years old, and follows her own ideas. When her parents tell her to do something, she always doesnt do it. Today, she will go to a friends birthday party. She is now choosing skirt to wear.

9、She has three skirts: a blue skirt, a white one and a yellow one. She asks her father, “Which one is the best?” her father says, “I think the blue one is the best.” Then she asks her mother, “Which one do you think is the best?” Her mother answers, “ The white one , of course!” Tina says, “Thank you.” Then she puts on the yellow shirt and goes out. 故事故事25 穿哪條裙子？穿哪條裙子？ 緹娜緹娜8歲了，歲了， 她又自己的主意。當(dāng)她的父母要她她又自己的主意。當(dāng)她的父母要她做事時(shí)，她總是不去做。做事時(shí)，她總是不去做。 今天，她將去參加一位朋友的生日聚會(huì)。她在今天，她將去參加一位朋友的生日聚會(huì)。她在選擇穿哪一條裙子選擇穿哪一條裙子. 她又三條裙子：一條是藍(lán)裙她又三條裙子：一條是藍(lán)裙子，一條白裙子和一條黃裙子。子，一條白裙子和一條黃裙子。 她問(wèn)她的父親：她問(wèn)她的父親：“哪條裙子是最好的？