英語(yǔ)笑話-英語(yǔ)幽默精讀WhatWillBetheHeadline

1、文檔編碼 : CO4Q2V9C3V1 HY5C3S3U10R2 ZY7U7W8G6E2英語(yǔ)笑話 英語(yǔ)幽默精讀【 10】What Will Be the Headline When a man in Macon, Ga. , came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline

2、the following day would read, “ Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal. “The hero, however, told the journalist that he wasnt from Macon. ” Well, then, ”the reporter said, the headline will probably say, Georgia Man Saves Child by Killing Dog. “” Actually,”the man said, “ I m from Connectic

3、ut.” In that case, ”the reporter said in a huff, “ the headline will read ,Yankee Kills Family Pet.” Notes （1） Ga. Georgia的縮寫(xiě)（美國(guó)的）喬治亞州（2） come upon 偶然遇見(jiàn)（3） grab v. 抓??；攬?。?） throttle v. 勒死；縊死（5） congratulate v. 慶賀（6） vicious adj. 兇狠的（7） Connecticut n.（8） huff n. 發(fā)怒（美國(guó)）康涅狄格州（9） Yankee n. （美國(guó)南北戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)中）北部諸州

4、的人；北 方佬 Excises 依據(jù)短文回答疑題： The man carne from Macon, Ga. The man killed the dog with a knife. At first, the reporter was pleased with what the man had done. The reporter thought that the man was a local person. We can see from the passage that the reporter didn t like a person from Connecticut. 翻譯 標(biāo)題是什么一位男子在喬治亞州的麥根城遇到一條狗在突擊一個(gè)男 孩；他靈敏地用兩手卡住了狗的脖子并掐死了它；一位記者目睹了這 件事,向這位男子表示慶賀并說(shuō)次日的新聞標(biāo)