Sex and the City《欲望都市（1998）》第五季第七集完整中英文對照劇本

欲望城市（性♥爰♥專家凱莉布雷蕭并且勇于發(fā)問）“人生旅程”有天晚上四個東岸女郎在羅盤餐廳Onenight,fourladiesintheEastmetatCompass討論去西岸的事todiscussgoingWest.我要到舊金山舉♥行♥新書巡回簽名會IhavetogotoSanFranciscoonabooktour.Thankyou...你連上西區(qū)都不去Youwouldn'tgototheUpperWestSide.現(xiàn)在竟然要去舊金山？Suddenlyyou'regoingtoSanFrancisco?我被安排去的They'remakingme.很明顯我在舊金山變成了大人物ApparentlyI'mverybiginSanFrancisco.你是說大人物在舊金山吧YoumeanBigisinSanFrancisco.好吧或許我會跟大人物見面Okay,yes,perhaps,I'llseeBig.姐♥妹♥們♥我必須做♥愛♥我太久沒做♥愛♥TGuys,Ineedtohavesex.It*sbeentoolong.我最近一直在做春夢???LatelyI'vebeenhavingthesedreamswhereIrun...夢見我遇見了陌生人Irunuptocompletestrangers拚命地猛親他們andjuststartkissingthem.你想做♥愛♥也不必橫越整個美國吧Ifallyouwantissex,youdon*thavetogoacrossthecountry.橫越餐廳就可以了Justgoacrosstherestaurant.那些家伙一直盯著我們看Thoseguyshavebeencheckingusouteversincetheysatdown.真是可愛…Oh,cute...可愛？Cute?太可愛了我說過他是單身漢Hey,Itoldyouhewasabachelor.臥室里有酒吧？Butabarinthebedroom?這還不是最精彩的Ooh,youain'tseennothin*yet.Here.你似乎對這里很熟Wellyouseemtoknowyourwayaroundhere.我離婚時把這里轉(zhuǎn)租出去的Ohyeah,IsubletwhileIwasgoin1throughmydivorce.等一下Wait,wait,wait.環(huán)繞音效Surroundsound.我不敢相信男人會花那么多力氣Ican'tbelievethatmenthinkittakesallthisstuff騙女人上♥床♥togetawomanintobed.男人該怎么做才對？Whatdoesittake?-夏洛特-什么？-Charlotte...-What?你是我見過最性感的女人IthinkyouarethesexiestwomanIevermet.哈利Harry!別開玩笑我戴著眼鏡Don'tberidiculous,Fmwearingmyglasses.你一叫我名字我就失魂Itmakesmecrazywhenyousaymyname!那我不會再叫你名字了WellthenI'mdefinitelygonnastopsayingit.你的前夫是個笨蛋Whataputzyourex-husbandmustbe.-崔才不是笨蛋■是笨蛋-Treywasnotaputz!-Wasaputz!如果你能躺在我的床上IfIwasluckyenoughtohaveyouinmybed,我永遠(yuǎn)都不會讓你離開Iwouldneverbeabletotakemyhandsoffyou.?別說了哈利?我第一眼看到你后Stop,Harry.-Eversincethefirstmoment滿腦子想到的都是你IsawyouIcan'tthinkaboutanythingelse!我就跟羅密歐一樣I'mlike,Fmlook...Tmfuckin1Romeooverhere.這里好熱你能開窗嗎？Godit'shot,Tmsweating.Canyouopenthewindow?我幻想著你的嘴唇Ifantasizeaboutyourlips.你那完美的粉紅色嘴唇Y(jié)ourperfectpinklips.兩天來在馬桶上洗了兩次澡Twodays,twotoiletshowers吃了一大堆招牌三明治后…andtoomanyclubsandwicheslater...-怎么了？-是我我還是覺得很糟-Hello?-It'sme,andit'sstillbad.?你指旅行還是痘子？?兩者皆是-Thetriporthepimple?-Both.我在俄克拉荷馬郊區(qū)時想把它擠出來ItriedtosqueezeitsomewhereoutsideOklahoma.這是個很不錯的經(jīng)驗Here'sahelpfulhint.別在火車上幫自己做臉Nevergiveyourselfatrainfacial.知道了Gotit.如果到了科羅拉多它還不消掉Ifthisthinghasn'tstartedtodeflatebyColorado,我不會打電♥話♥給大人物I'mnotevencallingBig.等下一個長得很像莎曼珊的人走了進(jìn)來Holdon.SomeonewhousedtobeSamanthajustcamein.一群長得不像象人的男人上車了RumorhasitagroupofguysnotresemblingtheElephantMan他們要在餐車辦單身漢派對justgotonandarehavingabachelorpartyinthebarcar.快去換衣服Getdressed.我長痘了不想過去Ican'tgoanywherewiththispimple.為了你我搭上這班火車Igotonatrainforyou.你一定要跟我到餐車Youaregoingtothebarcarwithme.我一定要參加單身漢派對Ihavetogotoabachelorparty.在紐約AndbackinNewYork,夏洛特發(fā)現(xiàn)自己陷入兩難Charlottefoundherselfsandwichedbetweensomeconfirmedbachelors.人為什么可以跟不喜歡的人Howcanapersonhavereallyhots-e-x有很棒的性關(guān)系？withsomeonetheydon'tevenlike?你在酒吧里跟男同性戀討論性問題？You'respelling"sex"inaplacewithago-goboyonthebar?我是認(rèn)真的I'mserious.為什么？Why?天啊小夏Oh,myGod,Char.■你不會吧？■我不知道怎么回事-You?-Idon'tknowwhathappened.他是我的離婚律師我根本不喜歡他He'smydivorcelawyerandIdon'tevenlikehim.我最棒的性經(jīng)驗有些來自我受不了的人So?SomeofthebestsexI'vehadiswithpeopleIcan'tstand.快說吧這太刺♥激♥了Details!Thisissoexciting.他帶我參觀單身漢公♥寓♥Wellhewasshowingmethisbachelorapartment那里有很多皮草跟音樂…andIthinkitwasalltheleatherandmusic.皮草我懂了Leather,Igetit,go.突然間我們開始親嘴然后…Suddenly,outofnowherewewerekissingandthen...我的天小夏這太刺♥激♥了Fucking!Oh,myGod,Char!Thisissoexciting.感覺如何？Howwasit?特別棒Unbelievable.我請大家喝酒Mwah!Mm...Cosmosforeveryone!這不是件好事No!No,it*snotgood.我不想跟他約會他沒有吸引力Idon'twannadatehim.He'snotveryattractive.丑陋的性是火熱的Uglysexishot.不他全身是汗又霸道No!He'ssweatyandpushy我死都不會跟他約會andno,no,Icouldneverdatehim.或許只是做♥愛♥還可以But...Well...Maybejustforthesex.那到底要怎么做？Howdoesthatworkexactly?好吧聽著Okay,listenup.你們必須把規(guī)矩說清楚Youhavetobeveryclearabouttherules.It*sjustsex.這只是性沒有任何的浪漫Youcan'tactromanticatall.你們只能談性Youhavetotalkjustsextalk,做完就離開“Fuckme,andgetout."那不會太粗魯了嗎？Isn'tthatrude?不那很性感No,it*shot.抱歉我的飲料在哪里？Hello!Where*smydrink?情況稍微好轉(zhuǎn)Thingsarelookingup.他們很可愛Theyareprettycute.這個腮紅比長痘還丑Thisblushisworsethanthepimple.讓我看起來像演話劇的高中生IlooklikeI'minahighschoolplayorsomething.跟我來Comeon,followmylead.你好Oh.Hello.你好Hi.你們真帥Aren'tyouboysasightforsoreeyes.我們要喝什么呢？So,whatarewedrinking?Ah...啤酒Lightbeer.我們可以做得更好Oh,wecandobetterthanthat.先生麻煩給我一瓶香檳Sir,abottleofchampagne,please.我相信你們會幫我…I'msureoneofyougentlemenwillhelpme...拔掉瓶塞popmycork?就像那樣Andjustlikethat,我們從熱情如火…wewentfromSomeLikeItHot...變成冷冰冰To"SomeLikeUsNot."我還以為我表現(xiàn)得很辣IthoughtIwaslookingprettyhot.你是很辣Youareprettyhot.他們并不那么想Notaccordingtothem.你好Hi.Uh...Oh...對不起Excuseme.這是哪門子的單身漢派對？But,whatkindofbachelorpartyisthis?我們不是單身漢我們都結(jié)婚了We'renotreallybachelors.We'reallmarried.雷除外他是最后一個單身漢WellexceptBri,he'sthelastoneinthegangtobiteit.我們要帶他去舊金山看巨人隊的比賽Yeah,we'retakin1himtotheGiantsgameinSanFrancisco.好吧我的朋友Well,uh...Myfriendoverthere幫了我一個忙大老遠(yuǎn)跑來旅行hascomeonthisverylongtripasafavortome.我在想你們能不能…AndIwashoping...Thatoneofyoufellas...無傷大雅的跟她打情罵俏一下？Couldobligeherinalittleharmlessmaleflirtation.我們要乖乖的我們都答應(yīng)過老婆了We're；uh,tryingtobegood.Promisedourwives.我是個失敗的皮條客這趟火車之旅也毀了Asfarasapimp,Iwasatotaltrainwreck.他們愛他們的太太-Theylovetheirwives.-Oh.你說得對凱莉Youwereright,Carrie.問題不出在紐約有問題的人是我IfsnotNewYork,that'stheproblem,it'sme.我正面臨…Iamhavingane-existe...中年危機(jī)Amid-lifething,youknow.這顆痘太頑強(qiáng)了Ooh,thisthinghasroots.我不知道該怎么辦AndIdon'tknowwhatI'mgonnado.我跟小伙子上♥床♥ImeanIalreadyfuckyoungerguys不喜歡跑車andIdon'twantasportscar.在紐約停車太麻煩了Oh,God,parkinginNewYorkisabitch.關(guān)于搭火車的事我很抱歉I'msorryaboutthetrain,這是個爛點子thiswasaterribleidea.這都是我的錯-Oh...-It'sallmyfault.全都是因為我想做&hearts覆♥害的AllbecauseIhadtogetlaid.好了我擠出來了There!Poppedit.太棒了Alright!我們再開瓶香檳來慶祝吧Let'sgetanotherbottletocelebrate,huh?經(jīng)過這趟漫長的旅行后Oneverylongtriplater,莎曼珊跟我拖著行李SamanthaandIdraggedourcabooses來到了金門大橋附近的書局intoabookstoreneartheGoldenGate.我們轉(zhuǎn)運(yùn)了Impressiveturnout,你在這里很紅IguessyouarebiginSanFrancisco.我的出版商來了Oop,mypublisher.Oh,hi!凱莉你平安無恙地到了Youmadeitinonepiece.那有待商榷Well,that'sdebatable.我不敢相信Wow.Ican'tbelieveit.這些人都是來聽我念書的？Allthesepeoplecametohearmeread?凱莉Um,Carrie?什么事？Yes.他們不光只是為了你來-They'renotalljustforyou.-Oh.溫克先生也來了Mr.Winkle'shere.誰是溫克先生？Who'sMr.Winkle?它會在你之后亮相He'smakinganappearancerightafteryou.你要幫狗做暖場秀？You'reopeningforadog?我知道他們好不容易請到它來當(dāng)然不會放過Iknow.TheyhadachancetogetMr.Winkleandtheyjumpedatit.它是網(wǎng)絡(luò)紅星He'shugeontheInternet.我不能幫狗做暖場秀Lily...Ican'tbetheopeningactforadog.我能說什么呢西岸的業(yè)務(wù)代表WhatcanIsay,Carrie?TheWestCoast硬把這件事推給我salesreptotallyfuckedmeonthis.莉莉你好Lily,hi!-Hey.等一下馬上回來Onesecond,berightback.?你知道的…-謝謝-Youknow,maybe...-Oh,thanks,別浪費(fèi)你的力氣butdon'tevenwasteyourenergy,youknow...到飯店去Gobacktothehotel在大浴缸里好好放輕松andgetinthatgianttubandrelax.待會見一起吃飯F(tuán)ilseeyalater,we'llhaveameal.待會見？Later?你不打電♥話♥給大人物？Aren'tyougonnacallBig?痘痘跟那只小狗的事絕不BetweenthepimpleandthepuppyI'mnotupforit.?你確定？■確定快去好好泡個澡-Areyousure?-Yeah,go,go.Takealongbath.我可能永遠(yuǎn)都不會離開浴缸Imaynevergetout.再見-Mwah.-Bye.新書巡回簽名會真的很辛苦Thisbooktourstuffisrough.很漂亮的上衣It'sacutetop.“我走回家時心里不禁納悶”"AsIwalkedhome,Icouldn'thelpbutwonder,“問題出在大人物紐約WasitMr.Big?WasitNewYork?還是我身上？”O(jiān)rwasitme?"有人想問問題嗎？Uh,doesanyonehaveaquestion?-請說?溫克先生什么時候出來？-Yes?-WhenisMr.Winklecomingout?它馬上出來Oh,uh,inameremoment.沒有人對我的書有問題？So,iftherearenootherquestionsaboutmybook.有人舉手但我看不到他Uh,yes,Iseeahand,butIcan'tseetheman.麻煩你移一下位子抱歉Could,um,couldyoushift...Sorry.我有一個問題Yes,Ihaveaquestion.大人物這個角色有真名嗎？Um,thisMr.Bigcharacter,doeshehavearealname?有但我不能透露Uh,yes,butIcanrtrevealit.我要保護(hù)他的隱私Ihavetoprotecthisprivacy.我不再在乎溫克先生InolongercaredaboutMr.Winkle.我有大人物IhadMr.Big.莎曼珊Samantha!Samantha!我在洗泡泡澡Fmtakingabubblebath.你必須離開大人物來了我需要做♥愛♥Yahavetogetout.Big'shere.Ineedtohavesex.我在洗澡I'mtakingabath.我?guī)湍阍跇窍掠喠艘婚g較小的房♥間Igotyouasmallerroom,alltoyourself...downstairs.我不要去小房♥間Ican'tgetinanothersmallroom.求求你我想做♥愛♥Please.Ihavetogetlaid.那個…Oh...Well...你盡情跟他做&hearts覆♥Youbetterfuckhimgood我不希望六個月后舊事重演becauseI'mnotgonnagothroughthisagaininanothersixmonths.快點我要他半小時后上樓來Canyahurry?Itoldhimtocomeupinabouthalfanhour.快去吧動作要快Snapitup.Gofaster.Okay,bye-bye,謝謝你親愛的thankyousweetie,mwah,thankyou.你好嗎？Hey,you.你藏了尸體嗎？Sodidyouhidethebody?什么尸體？Whatbody?要不就告訴我你要我在樓下Orwhateveritwasyouneededtodothatkeptmewanderingaround瞎晃半小時的理由thehotelgiftshopforhalfanhour.我?guī)湍阗I♥♥了口香糖Mm.Igotyousomegum.是大紅牌的店員強(qiáng)力推薦BigRed.Theclerkrecommendedit.你真的是太體貼了Well...Aren'tyousomethin1.-要來一片嗎？-當(dāng)然-Wantsome?-Sure.這房♥間不錯Nicedigs.這會嚇倒你的出版商？This'llsetyourpublisherback,huh?沒錯Cute.無聊真是無聊就跟這些扇貝一樣Boring,boringandboring.Likethesescallops.我喜歡這里的食物Ilovethefoodhere.味道還是一成不變Sameold,sameold.一成不變？這家餐廳上星期才開業(yè)SameOld?Justopenedlastweek.扇貝的味道就是扇貝單身貴族就是單身貴族Scallopsarescallopsandbachelorsarebachelors.聽起來你正在面臨Soundstomelikeyoumightbeexperiencing“白首宮女話當(dāng)年〃的危機(jī)abeenthere,donethemexistentialcrisis.問題不是我是紐約才對這里沒有新的東西It'snotme,it'sNewYork.Nothingiseverreallynew.他們應(yīng)該把紐約改名為“老套城市”Infacttheyshouldchangethenameto"SameYork."你瘋了You'renuts!這些扇貝真好吃那些男人也很可愛Thesescallopsarefantasticandthoseguysarecute.你該去打個招呼可以嗎？Youshouldgosayhi.MayI?我才不要那么做No,no,no,Idon*twannasayhi.我想對他們說“你們誰想躺在我身上？”Iwannasay..."Couldoneofyoulieontopofmeforawhile."我需要感覺一下男人的身體Ineedtofeeltheweightofamanonme.真希望女人能找男妓It'stimeslikethisIwishwomencouldgotomaleprostitutes.女人的確會那么做Womendo.只有在爛電影和新手寫的小說里才會No,no.Onlyinbadscreenplaysandfirstnovels.那是個很不錯的投資點子Thatisanincredibleinvestmentidea.我們應(yīng)該開家有帥哥的妓院WeshouldopenabrothelwherethemenarecuteYeah.你看起來很不錯Youlookgood.你也一樣Sodoyou,kid.什么？What?我的口香糖-Mygum.Christ!-Oh.你嚇了我一跳Yousurprisedme.我把它吞了下去Yeah.Iswallowedit.抱歉Sorry.讓我親一下我要好好補(bǔ)償你Hereletmekissitandmakeitallbetter.怎么樣？-How'sthat?-Mmm.■快走吧?但是…-Webettergo.-But...?我訂好餐廳了-我不餓-Dinnerreservations.-Oh,Fmnothungry.我答應(yīng)過我的合伙人Wehavetogo.Ipromisedmypartners.我要跟餐廳拉關(guān)系賣♥♥酒Fdmakealittlevineyardconnectionwiththerestaurantowner,so,走吧我們好好吃一頓敘敘舊letsgo.We'llhaveanicemeal,andcatchup.好吧-Hm?-Okay.我走過購物中心看到你的書SoI'mwalkingthroughthemallandIseeyourbook.等等你會到購物中心去？Wait,youwereinamall?現(xiàn)在我住在美國IliveinAmericanow.出門一定會經(jīng)過購物中心You*vegottagothroughthemtogettotheoutside.總之-Hm.-Anyway,我穿過書店后看到Ipassabookstoreandthereyouare.你的書擺在書架上Rightinthewindownexttotherealbooks.你真的是太體貼了Oh,sir,youaretookind.封面很漂亮-Goodcover.-Oh.可爰又性感Cute,sexy.性感？-Sexy；huh?-Mm.所以我走進(jìn)書店SoIgoin,買♥♥下它馬上開車回家Iboughtit...Droverighthome.坐在我的門廊上點根雪茄Satonmyporch.Litupacigar.一頁一頁仔細(xì)地讀它AndIreaditcovertocover.?門廊？-紗門跟其他東西一應(yīng)俱全-Porch?-Screendoorsandeverything.你覺得如何呢？Well...What'dyouthink?我不知道我傷你傷得那么深I(lǐng)hadnoideathatIhurtyousomuch.我想說看到這段經(jīng)歷化為文字感覺很奇怪Igottasay,itwastoughtoseeitinprint.你看過我的專欄You'vereadmycolumns.但我沒有一口氣看過它們Notallatonesitting.看著它們我受到很大的刺♥激♥Onereading.Onerightaftertheother.我明白我傷你多深I(lǐng)reallygothowmuchIhurtyou.別那樣那是幻想Oh,comeon.That'sfiction.我美化過的幻想Fiction.Iembellished.不凱莉有些真的發(fā)生過No,Carrie,someofthatstuffreallyhappened.-字字動容-那只是寫作-Wordforword.-It'sjustwriting.一切都過去了It*sallinthepast.我們忘了那些事來談?wù)剟e的事吧Nowlet'sforgetallthatandtalkaboutsomethingelse.你的酒品生意還好嗎？How'sthewinebusiness?很不錯-Great.-Yeah?關(guān)于我公♥寓&hearts鑰匙的那一章Youknowinthatchapteraboutmyapartmentkey.我真的是個大混♥蛋♥嗎？WasIreallythatbigofanasshole?我的天OhGod...他就跟這座城市一樣"Hewaslikethecityitself.冷漠憤怒又疲憊Cold,infuriatingandexhausting."很明顯這跟我的做♥爰♥計劃不同Suddenlyitbecamecleartomethiswasnotmybestlaidplan.我是說我什么時候很冷漠？Now,see,see,that'swhatI'mtalkingabout.我真的很冷漠嗎？WhenhaveIeverbeencold?AmIcold?不你很火熱No.You*rehot.?非常火熱?第三章呢？-Veryhot.-Wellwhataboutchapterthree?那是好幾年前的事了That,that,thatwasallyearsago.我們能不能別說了？Canwe...Canwepleasestoptalking?-等一下….什么…-Oh,wait,wait,wait.-What；what,what?我不希望你再受到傷害Look,Ijustdon*twantyoutogethurtagain.不會的這只是性Iwon't.It'sjustsex!根據(jù)這本書的說法這不只是性Well,accordingtothisbook,itisnotjustsex.聽著在紐約發(fā)生的一切都是我的錯Look,look.WhathappenedinNewYorkwasallmyfault.我沒有想清楚Ididn'treadthesigns.那時你身邊有人你也表示得很明白Youwereunavailable.Andveryclearaboutthat.這都是我的錯Itwasallme.求求你吻我吧Nowplease,kissme.至少躺到我身上來Oratleastlieontopofme.凱莉我覺得書上說得很清楚Carrie,Ithinkit'sveryclearfromthisbook.只要一牽涉到我你的判斷力就會出問題Thatwhenitcomestome,youdonothavegoodjudgment.看看第二早Nowlookatchapterthree.那是虛構(gòu)的它甚至不是暢銷書That'sfiction.Anditrsnotevenabestseller.看一下第三十九頁Here,page39.我的天真不敢相信OhGod,Ican'tbelievethisishappening.你跟別人在交往嗎？Areyouinvolvedwithsomeoneelse?沒有No.是痘痘的關(guān)系吧？Oh,it'sthepimple,isn'tit?我不想做日后會讓自己后悔的事Ijustdon'twannadosomethingherethatI'llbesorryforlater.我沒事看著我…I'mfine.Lookatme,put...快把書放下看著我Putthebookdownandlookatme.我沒事真的I'mfine.Justfine.我看起來不像沒事嗎？Don'tIlookfine?-那么…-我們再來談一談吧So...Let'stalkjustalittlemore.第三十九頁-Nowlook,page39.-Oh,oh...這部分…Thispart...?我喜歡跟你做♥愛♥-不-Ilovemakinglovetoyou.-No.那不是爰那只是性Thatwasnotlove,thatwasjustsex.夏洛特Charlotte.你好漂亮Youaresobeautiful.你的皮膚是那么的柔軟光滑Yourskinissosoft.Sosmooth.你的…小♥弟♥弟♥好硬Andyou...Haveaharddick.快穿上褲子離開吧Now.Putyourpantsonandgo.可以嗎？Isthatokay?聽你的Whateveryousay.他們是…Theretheywere...美女與野獸Thebacheloretteandthebeast.星期六一起吃晚餐吧？Whataboutdinner,Saturdaynight?這只是性Hey.Thisisjustsex.我們不是男女朋友你只是個…We'renotacouple,you'rejust...好炮♥友♥清楚了嗎？Agreatfuck.Isthatclear?清楚了Clear.?哪位？?你起床的時間到了-Hello?Goodmorningit'syourwakeupcall.?現(xiàn)在幾點？■七點半-Oh,whattimeisit?-7:30.-我要你們幾點叫我？-七點半-WhattimedidIsay?-7:30.好吧謝謝你Oh.Okay.Thankyou.我被叫起床后真的醒了Aftermywakeupcall,Igotmyrealwakeupcall.這都是我的書害的Thankstomybook,我跟大人物什么事都沒發(fā)生nothingwasevergoingtohappenwithBig.你要去哪里？Hey.Whereareyougoing?我還要辦兩場簽名會Ihavetwobookreadingsthismorning然后趕回紐約beforeIheadbacktoNewYork.別那么急過來Notsofast.Comehere.現(xiàn)在嗎？Now?昨晚我們談的那些事還有你的擔(dān)心呢？Whataboutlastnight,allthattalk,allthoseconcerns?去他的Fuckit.你需要題材寫續(xù)集You*!!needmaterialforthesequel.Hm?〃就像我臉上他最喜歡的雀斑”"Likethatfreckleonmyfacethatheoncetoldmeheloved.“白天我費(fèi)盡心思遮掩它"Icoulddomybesttocoveritduringtheday,“到了晚上我洗去鉛華〃butatnight,afterIwashedthecityoffmyface,“我的嘴唇上方附近有一個棕色的小點〃thereitwas.Atinybrowndotnearthetipofmylip.“不知道為什么AndIwondered那么小的黑點突然間會變得如此明顯"howsomethingsosmallcouldsuddenlyseemsobig."-好了-謝謝-Hereyougo.Thankyou.行李都已經(jīng)放在車上車子停在前面了Luggageinthecar.Caratthecurb.謝謝你為我這么做Oh,thanksfordoingallthat.你跟大人物還順利吧？So?How'ditgowithBig?我們做♥愛♥了Wehadsex.哈利路亞Hallelujah.但事情沒那么簡單Yeah,butitwasnotassimpleasIhadhoped.那是什么意思？Well,whatdoesthatmean?這本書的問答游戲.??Thequestionandanswersectionofthisreading...結(jié)束了isnowover..我在火車上再告訴你.火車？醒一醒吧-Illtellyaonthetrain.-Train?Getreal.美國航♥空♥公♥司♥AmericanAirlines...頭等艙還有特效止痛藥Firstclass.AndsomeValium.我等不及要回紐約了IcannotwaittogettoNewYork.你的中年危機(jī)呢？Whataboutthemid-lifecrisis?親愛的誰的中年危機(jī)？Honey,who'smid-life?有時候它不是旅行Andsometimes,it'snotthejourney,而是終點it'sthedestination.用最棒的埃及棉床單andthesheetsare500countEgyptiancotton.莎曼珊你可以當(dāng)老鴇Samantha,youcanbethemadam.至少那是個新點子Weltatleastit'ssomethingnew.每個社區(qū)都要開一家妓院就跟星巴克咖啡一樣WecouldputoneineveryneighborhoodlikeStarbucks.星“爽”克咖啡nStarfucks.n現(xiàn)實生活里沒有那種地方Aplacelikethatdoesn'texistinreality因為女人不會直接想到性becausewomendon*tthinkaboutsexlikethat.這不是什么動物本能我們要去感受它It'snotananimalurge.Weneedtofeelthings.我們需要的是關(guān)系對吧？凱莉Weneedaconnection.Isn'tthatright,Carrie?不大人物是我的男妓No,Bigismymaleprostitute.我要邊工作邊玩樂Iammixingbusinesswithmuchneededpleasure我將搭火車奔向天堂andmyreliefisjustatrainrideaway.搭火車？為什么不坐飛機(jī)？Atrain?Whydon'tyoujustfly?不坐飛機(jī)讓我覺得緊張Ohno,no,no,flyingmakesmenervous.國民兵翻我的化妝品會讓我不爽IgetalittleuneasyseeingtheNationalGuardgothroughmymakeupcase.而且坐火車很好玩Besidesifllbefun.更何況莎曼珊要陪我一起去Especially,ifSamanthagoeswithme.拜托Oh,please!來吧會很有意思的Comeonit'llbehilarious.兩個女人一起搭火車就跟"熱情如火〃的劇情一樣Twogalsonatrain?VerySomeLikeItHot.整趟旅行的終點And,thewholetripends,withaluxurysuite,是舊金山???inafabulous...四星級飯店的豪華套房♥four-starSanFranciscohotel.你為什么不約我？Whydidn'tyouinviteme?因為只有莎曼珊一個人覺得很無聊BecauseSamantha'stheonlyonewho'sboredenoughtodoit.我們什么時候離開“老套城市”?Sowhattimedoweleave"SameYork"?我要做♥愛♥?I'mgonnagetlaid?越來越多的單身女郎會在特定年齡Moreandmoresinglewomenofacertainage有特定的需求arelookingforacertainthing.那個特定需求Andthatcertainthing跟特定關(guān)系無關(guān)doesnotnecessarilyinvolveacertainring.我們會拿黑皮書交換黑洋裝Wemayhavetradedthelittleblackbookforalittleblackdress拿法拉利換芬迪…andreplacedtheFerrariwithaFendi...但在某方面我不禁納悶…Butinviewofcertainevidence,Ihadtowonder...我們是新單身貴族嗎？Arewethenewbachelors?你告訴大人物時他怎么說？WhatdidBigsaywhenyoutoldhim?還沒說我打算到了再告訴他Ihaven'tyet,I'mgonnawait'tilIgetthere.“你猜我在哪里？”Youknow,"Hello；guesswhereIam.”隨性一點Verycasual,veryla-la-lah.這是其中一種方法Well,that'soneapproach.我會打電♥話♥跟他說"我來了Iwouldhavecalledandsaid,"Tmcoming；而且來的不只我一個〃andIwon'tbetheonlyone."我好像長痘了能看到嗎IthinkI'mgettingapimple.Canyouseeanything,這里我的雀斑上有東西嗎？righthere,abovemyfreckle?沒有Mm.Allclear.那就好我不希望見到我的男妓時Oh,good.ThelastthingIneedisabighonkin1zit,臉上長了顆大痘子whenImeetmyprostitute.如果我受得了坐三天火車Oh,thismaybejustwhatIneeded,這可能是我需要的ifIcanstandthetrainforthreedays.把它當(dāng)作一次冒險Oh,thinkofitasanadventure.不是終點站而是趟旅行It'snotthedestination,it'sthejourney.在有豪華睡床的頭等臥艙里Ajourneyinadjoiningfirst-class,展開的旅行deluxe,sleeperberths.說實話我一直都很想搭火車Truthbetold,I'vealwayswantedtotakeatrain.感覺好性感It'ssosexy.誰都不知道什么人會上車Youneverknowwho'sgoingtobegettingon,跟我做♥愛♥andgettingmeoff.你好Hello,sir.我們應(yīng)該是訂了頭等臥艙才對Weweresupposedtohavethedeluxefirst-classsleeper.這就是頭等臥艙Thisisthefirst-classsleeper.普通艙的人是睡在鰭魚罐里面嗎？AndIsupposetheregularclasssleepsinwhat,atunacan?這是洗手間的門Andrighthere,yahaveyourdoortotherestroom.等一下Wait.你們在馬桶上洗澡？Youshoweroverthetoilet?我終于了解為什么在東方快車上會有謀殺案I'mstartingtounderstandwhytherewasamurderontheOrientExpress.在一個比較不擁擠的地方…Andinafarlesscrowdedspace...布葛律師事務(wù)所快遞DeliveryfromBloom&Goldenblatt.我還以為他們會派快遞小弟來Ithoughtthey'dsendamessenger.你知道送快遞到12條街外Doyouknowwhatwewouldchargeyou我們會收多少錢嗎？foramessengertomakeatwelveblockdrop?合伙人親自送來我的離婚文件？So；apartnerpersonallydeliversmydivorcepapers?有何不可？我需要散步Sure,whynot?Ineededthewalk.好吧Okay.我正要去運(yùn)動請進(jìn)Uh,Iwasjustgonnagoworkout,but,comein!好熱Whoo,it'shot.?你說什么？?外面好熱-Excuseme?-Outside.我跟野餐布丁一樣快融化了I'mshvitzinglikeapuddingatapicnic.這就是我們一直在奮斗的公♥寓♥So,thisisthepagodawe'vebeenfightin1over,huh?太棒了我終于明白你為什么不想放棄It'simpressive.Icanseewhyyou'dneverwannagiveitup.我考慮把它賣♥♥掉Hm.ActuallyI'mthinkingaboutselling.在我們經(jīng)歷了那么多事后？Aftereverythingwewentthroughtogetit?這里太大不適合一個人住Well,youknow,it'stoobigforoneperson我把話放了出去問問看有沒有人要買♥♥♥房♥♥子andI'mjustputtingthewordoutifanyonehearsofanygreatapartments.我哥哥打算賣♥♥掉他的房♥子Hey,hey,Igotabuddywho'sputtin1hispla