英語短劇劇本(10個)

英語短劇劇本（精選10個）

英語短劇劇本英語短劇劇本（一）：

4人-6人英語話劇《羅密歐與朱麗葉》一個校園感情

短劇

Scenel

juliaandRomeoareclassmates。

juliahaslikedRomeoforalongtime。Today,

juliadeterminestoshowherfeelingstoRomeo。

HepassesbyBettyandclover。Allenandjuliaarewaiti

ngforthebus。

Bettyclover:

wow,,sohandsomeo

julia:

Hi,Romeoo

Romeo:

Hio

julia:

yourclothesfityouwe11o

Romeo:

oh!Thanks。youlookcharming,too。

julia:

oh!Really?!nfact,I....havesomethingtotellyou。

Romeo:

whatisit?

julia:

Un~It'salittledifficulttosayo

just…j

Romeo:

justwhat?

julia:

just…Hikeyou!!

clover:

ohlmygoodnessIDoyouhearwhatshesaid?

Betty:

yeah!Tomysurprise。

clover:

Lookather!Sofat,soblack,and…

Betty:

Andsoflat。

Allen:

yeah…。youcansaythatagaino

Romeo:

Butlwantathingirlo

julia:

okay!GivemesometimeoAndi'11showyouo

Scenell

Angle:

okayIFirst,trustmeyoucanmakeitoHere,wehave

twoprograms。Thefirstoneincludes“aromaoil

massage”,aromaoiItreatment"and"acupuncture?！?/p>

Itonlycostsyou2Othousanddollarso

julia:

oh...

Angle:

u

Theotherismuchcheaperowehaveaerobics”,

“acupuncture”and"spa。"It'sonlylOthou

sanddollars。

Emma:

Sowhichonedoyouprefer?Trustme,they'llboth

madeyouthinandsexy。

julia:

HikebothoButIhavenomoney。

EmmaAng1e:

what?Twomen:Getoutofhere。

jason:

Frank,doyouhave“SlimBody"?Iwanttobuymoreo

Itmakesmeloseweightfroml50kilosto70kiloso

Frank:

woWoAmazingIHereyouare!

jason:

Thankso

julia:

Iwanttobuyadozenofito

clerk:

canltakeyourorder?

clover:

Frenchfries,chickenandalargecolao

Betty:

Hamburger,onelargemilkshakeo

Allen:

Roastedporkandicecream。

clerk:

Anythingforyou?

julia:

Pleasegivemeacupofwaterandsomecrackerso

clerk:

That'sail?

julia:

yeah

julia:

Iwanttobeslim!

julia:

I'vebeeathingirloNowlcangotoseeRomeooAndhe'

sgonnaacceptmeoRomeo,Romeo…。

julia:

Hi,mydearRomeo0I'vebeeathingirlowouldyoub

emyboyfriend?

Romeo:

oh,juliayoulooksodifferentnow。Butllikeg

irlswithfairplexiono

julia:

oh,um...ok,waitformeo

Scenelll

julia,sfriendsevisither,andwanttoinvitejul

iatothebeacho)

Allen:

Theweatherisniceforgoingout。wewanttogo

tothebeach。wouldyouliketojoinus?

julia:

I'dliketo…butit'stoohot。Idon'twanttogeta

tano

Allen:

Don'tworryowewon'tspendtoomuchtimestay

inginthesun。

clover:

comeon,eon。

carol:

comewithuso

julia:

okay…givemealittletimetoprepareforthat。

Allen:

Areyoudone?

juliaclovercarol:

yes,we'reing。

julia:

oh,Iforgetsomethingo

Allenclovercarol:

what?

julia:

Romeo,mylove。I'vebeeathingirlwith

afairplexionowouldyouacceptme?

Romeo:

oh,juliaoyoulookterrific。But....yo

urbosomisnotmytypeo

julia:

oh,umIknow,Iknow

SeenelV

julia:

Doctor,Iwanttomakemybosombigger。

Doctor:

whatsizedoyouwant?

julia:

IpreferGcupo

Doctor:

Noproblem0wecanmakeitetrueo

julia:

Ithinkl'maperfectwomannowoRomeowillbeve

ryproudtohaveme。Romeo,Romeo。。。。。。Romeo,1

ookatme!Don'tyouthinkl'mthemostbeautiful

womanintheworld?youwouldlovetobemysweetheart,

wouldn9tyou?

Romeo:

wow!you'vebeesobeautiful。ButIcannot

acceptyouo

julia:

why?I'vedonesomanythingsforyouo

Romeo:

Becauselalreadyhaveaboyfriendo

julia:

Boyfriend?

Romeo:

Honey~

英語短劇劇本（二）：

5人劇本OrafficSafety》

5人劇本。目前，很多人都不遵守交通規(guī)則，3幕短劇

告訴你交通規(guī)則的重要性。

Summary

Duringtheday,agreatmajorityofpeopledon'

tfollowtrafficrules。Usuallythiscausesalotoftraff

icaccidentsortrafficjams。Now,wewanttouse

threeshortplaystotellyouhowimportanttraf

ficrulesare。And,whyyoushouldcarefullyche

ckyourcarsbeforeyougetontheroad。

Scenel

Inspectingthecaro

characters:AwomanoAtaxidriver。Twocardriverso

Time:oneafternoon。

Place:Inthesuburbs

woman:

oh!Howterrible!mycarjustbrokedown。Istherean

ybodywhocouldhelpme?ohIHereesacar!

woman:

Anothercar!Hey!Hey!

woman:

Dollooksostrange?

woman:

Gosh!Ihavestraight,1ongblackhair,andlamw

earingallwhiteclothesoNowondernoonestops。

I

woman:

Thankstothekindheartedperson0

woman:oh!couldyou

woman:

No!Don?tleavemealone!what?sthis?

woman:

God!It'sghostmoney!

woman:

why?Iamtoofoolish!Ishouldhavecheckedmy

carinthemorningbeforelgotontheroado

Seenell

Thenewbusdriver。

characters:Abusdriver。Threepassengers

Time:oneafternoono

Place:chun-kunRoado

PassengerA:

whataterribletrafficjam!

PassengerB:

Ihatethis!Itwastesourtime!

Passengerc:

Ithinkweshouldgetoffrighthere!Tigercityisjust

50metersaway!

PassengerB:

lagree!

PassengerA:

,

Allright!Illaskthedrivero

PassengerA:

couldyou…

Driver:

wow!

Driver:

whatareyoudoing!youscaredmesomuchthatthe

busstruckthehouse!youneedtomakeituptome。

Passenger:

Sosorry!Ididn'tknowlwouldscareyouoIt's

justaslighttapo

Driver:

Allright!It'smymistakeolamtoosensitive。

Iwasahearsedriverbefore。

Scenelll

onafreewayo

characters:aman,awoman,apolicemano

Time:midnighto

Place:Intheman,shouseandonafreeway。

man:

Goodwine!

man:

lamsopoor。Haveameanwife。Shenevergive

smemoneyo

woman:

Getout!youdontwanttogotosleep,doyou?

man:

youarecrazy!Idon,twanttoarguewithyou!

man:

whereamI?whyisthereapolicemanstanding

ontheroadatmidnight?

Policeman:

Thisisafreeway!whatareyoudoinghere?

man:

justwalking!

Policeman:

Doyouhaveyourdriver,slicensewithyou?

man:

Noo

Po1iceman:

Didyoudrinklotsofwine?

man:

yes!

Policeman:

Doyou...

Policeman:

lamafraidthatyoumadeabigmistake,Sir。First,

youdidn'tusetheseatbelt!Second,youdrovew

ithoutyourdriver'slicense!Third,yourspeedwasn'

tover60milesperhouroFourth,themostimportantt

hingisthat,youdroveundertheinfluenceofalcohol!

man:

waitIwait!

man:

whydidthepolicemangivemeaticket?Ididn,tdrive

anycar,sohowcouldmyspeedofdrivingbebelow

60milesperhour?Idon'thaveanycar，buttheti

cketshowsthatldidn'tuseanyseatbelt,andld

rovewithoutmylicense!Idranksomewine,butIwasn'

?

tdrivingoIwasnteveninacarIwhatastrangething!

oh!Iknowwhy!Thepolicemanisblind!Ha!Ha!Ha!

英語短劇劇本（三）：

《迷失的青春》5人英語話劇劇本

TheLostyouth

人物

jack

Sean

kevin

claire

kiki

SceneI

Sean

Hi!Howareyou

kevin

Bad!Reallybad!

Sean

Doyouwanttotrysomethingtomakeyoufeelhappy

kevin

ok!Doyouhaveanyideas

Sean

Iknowapubwhichispopular。

kevin

oh!Soundsgreat!

Sean

?

Hm!Letsgorightnowo

Sean

youlookedsobluerecently。Ihavesomethinggoodo

Itcanmakeyoufeelhigh。

kevin

IfItakethat,howwilllfeel

Sean

youwillforgeteverythingthatbothersyou,andy

ouwillfeelsocarefree。

kevin

won,ttherebedanger

Sean

Trustme!IcanselIdrugstoyouifyouwanttotrysome!

kevin

But…butlhavenomoneyo

Sean

Don'tworry!youcanbeadrugdealer。It'

sagoodbusinesso

kevin

Hm…But…

Sean

Takeiteasy。Let'stakesomedrugstomakeus

happytonight!

kevin

ok…

kevin

oh!SorelaxingIDoyouhaveanyextradrugs

Sean

No,butwecanearnmoneybysellingdrugs,andus

ethemoneytobuymoreo

kevin

ReallyIt'sagoodidea。

Sean

That'srightoButIdon?tknowwholcanselltOo

kevin

It'sabigproblemo

Sean

oh!Ihaveanidea!Ihavetwofriendsomaybetheywill

buythem。

kevin

Hm…Let'stryo

Sean

Letmecallmyfriendso

kevin

Icanlendyoumyce1l-phone0

Sean

Hey!ThisisSean,whereareyou

kiki

I'minthedormitoryo

Sean

Iwanttoshowyousomethingwonderfu1o

kiki

what

Sean

lean'ttellyounowoIt'sasecretocorneandl'

11showyouo

kiki

Letmethinko

Sean

I'llwaitforyouoDon,thesitate。Hurryup!Bye!

SceneII

kiki

Seancalledme!

claire

whathappened

kiki

TheywenttoapuboItisnoisythereo

claire

oh!PubolalwayshearbadnewsaboutpubsfromTVo

kiki

,

yes,metoooIdontknowwhattheyaredoingthereo

Seantellsmehewantstoshowsomethingtouso

claire

whatwhat?sthat

kiki

IdontknowoHesaidit'sasecreto

claire

It'sverystrangeo

kiki

claire,Ihaveabadfeeling,theymightbedo

ingsomethingillegaloTheymightbeusingdrugs。

claire

oh!Idon,tbelieveito

kiki

I'mjustguessingo

claire

Butmaybeit?strue。

kiki

Iftheytakedrugs,theywillgetaddicted。

Theymighttakedrugsagainandagaino

claire

Andtheywillspendalotofmoneyonbuyingdrugs。

kiki

whatwilitheydoiftheydonothavemoney

claire

Theymightrobabanko

kiki

Iftheyrobabank…

claire

Theywillbearrested。

kiki

Iftheyarearrested…

claire

Theirparentswillbeverysad,andwewilllose

twogoodfriendso

kiki

lean'timaginehowseriousitwillbe。

claire

me,eithero

kiki

So…weshouldgofindthem,andtellthemho

wseriousitis。

claire

wait…It'sallourimaginationomaybetheyjus

tgotothepubtomakefriendswithbeautifulgirIs。

Andlthinkit'sdangerousforustogotothepubbyoursel

veso

kiki

oh!Idon,tknow。wewon'tunderstandwhat?sgoi

ngonunlesswearethere。maybetheyare…inadan

geroussituationo

claire

mm…，lamaIsoworried。

kiki

okay!Ithinkweshouldgotheretoseewhat'sgoingo

nthere。Iftheyaresafe,wecanebackquickly。I

ftheydosomethingtheyshouldn'tdo,we'llbri

,

ngthembackoDontleavethemthereo

claire

okay!Let'sgoo

Scenelll

Sean

?

Hello!Letsrelaxallnighto

kiki

whatareyoudoingnowyouaretakingpilIs。

kevin

youareoverreactedoDon'tworryo

claire

Ithinkit'ssodangerous。kiki,let'sg

orightnowo

kiki

Thatsright,laIsofeelscaredo

claire

metooo

kevin

oh!Theyaregoneo

Sean

,

DontworryaboutitoLet'sgoonrelaxingo

Police

Freeze!

Sean

oh!Terriblethingshappened。

Police

youaretakingillegaldrugso

Sean

Theyarenotdangerous。Theymakemefortable。轉(zhuǎn)

自：。

Police

Don,tyouknowthedrugswilldestroyyourhealth

Sean

Really!ButIdidn'tfeeIbadorsick。

Police

Drugscreatehallucinationforpeoplewhotakethem。

Ifyoutryonce,youwillbeaddictedtothem。withoutth

em,youwillbesickandsometimesyouwillevenh

urtyourselfoIt'snotasmartthingtodo0

kevin

Ireallyfeelunhappyatschool。Iusuallygot

badgrades。mymotheralwayscriticizesme。myg

irlfriendbrokeupwithmelastmonth。

Police

Ireallysympathizeatyou,butyoucandosometh

inghealthiertohelpyoufeelgoodaboutyourseIf,

likedoingsports,ortravelingoTheyaregoodforbothy

ourbodyandmindo

Sean

SorryoImadeamistake。Ishouldn'tselldrugs

formyfriends。

Police

Itisnottoolatetoquitusing0Andyoucanstar

tanewlifeo

kevin

,

It'sreallyabadexperienceinmylifeoIwouldntt

,

akedrugsanymoreoIshouldntrunawayfrommyproblemso

Sean

Ifeelthesamewayasyoudoo

Police

Gotothepolicestationwithme。

英語短劇劇本（四）：

BeaGoodLover4人-6人英語話劇劇本

BeaGoodLover

又是關(guān)于感情的。感情是一個永恒的話題，不分國界、

年齡（？）、、、你是不是一個goodlover?

人物

Vicky

Benson

Greta

Andy

marcelIken

Scenel

Andy:

Benson,Ithinkthatlamfallinginlovewithmarcell。

Benson:

oh,myGodoyouhavealreadyhadagirIfriend,Gr

eta。Howcanyouhaveanothergirlfriend?

Andy:

whatshouldIdo?

Benson:

Idon,tknow…Andy,maylaskyouaquestion?

Andy:

Sure!

Benson:

DoyoulovemarcellmorethanGreta?

Andy:

lamnotsure。

Benson:

oh,nOoIthinkthatyoulovemarcellmorethanGretao

Andy:

maybeoBenson,couIdyoudomeafavor?

Benson:

what?

Andy:

Pleasekeepitasasecret,anddon'ttellG

retaandVickyaboutito

Benson:

well…allright。Butyouwon'tbeabletohideitfo

revero

Andy:

Iknowo

轉(zhuǎn)自：。

Scenell

Benson:

Vicky…

Vicky:

what?

Benson:

Iwanttotellyousomethingo

Vicky:

ok,lama11earso

Benson:

Andyisfallinginlovewithmarcel1o

Vicky:

oh,mygod…Icannotbelieveit。

Benson:

ButlthinkthatAndycanchoosehisloveromaybe

hedoesn'tloveGretaanymoreo

Vicky:

Idisagreewithyouo

Benson:

why?

Vicky:

AndyshouldtreatGretawithfaithfulnesso

Benson:

Idon'tthinkso。Hehastherighttochoosew

homhelikesmosto

Vicky:

SowhatcanGretado?

Benson:

Shecanhaveanotherboyfriend。

Vicky:

Areyousure?ShelovesAndysomuch。Idon'tth

inkshewouldlovesomeoneelse。

Benson:

Let'sseewhatwillhappeno

Vicky:

Allright,Idon'twanttoargueaboutitanymoreo

Iwanttogohome0

ScenelII

Vicky:

Greta,Iwanttotellyouanunbelievablethingo

Greta:

what'sit?

Vicky:

well,Andyisfallinginlovewithanothergirlo

Greta:

youarekiddingo

Vicky:

I'mnotkiddingyouoI'mseriouso

Greta:

Idon'tthinkthatAndyshouIdloveanothergirlo

Vicky:

IknowwhatyoumeanoButit'strue。

Greta:

IwanttogetAndyback。whatshou1didonow?

Vicky:

Idon'tknow。ButifIwereyou,Iwouldbr

eakupwithAndy。

Greta:

J

ButlloveAndysomuchandIcantlivewithouthim0

Vicky:

maybeyoucantrytoforgetAndyoAfterawhile,

youwillforgeteverythingabouthimo

Greta:

maybeoButnowlwanttocalmdownmyselfo

Vicky:

okoIfyouneedsomeonetotalkto,lamalways

byyourside。

轉(zhuǎn)自：。

SeenelV

Greta:

maylspeakwithAndy,please?

Andy:

ThisisAndyspeaking。

Greta:

Iwastoldthatyouarefallinginlovewithmarcel1o

Isittrue?

Andy:

whotoldyouaboutit?oh!IknowoIt'sVicky,right?

Greta:

,

youdonthavetoknowwhotoldmeaboutitoButjus

ttellmeitistrueornot。

Andy:

ItistrueoIiovemarcelloIamsorry0

Greta:

IioveyousomuchoIcangiveanythingyouwantowhyd

idyoubetrayme?

Andy:

Greta,calmdown,pleaseo

Greta:

Halmyboyfriendlovesanothergir1。Howcanlc

almdown?Iwanttobreakupwithyourightnowo

Andy:

ok,doasyourwisho

Greta:

Idon'twanttoseeyouanymore。

SceneV

marcell:

well,whatdoyouthinkaboutthemovie?

Andy:

Ithinkthatisagoodmovie。

marcel1:

youareright。Buttheactordiedofsavingh

iscountryfinallyo

Andy:

,

DontbesadoThat'sjustamovieo

marcell:

Iknowo

Andy:

Nexttimelwilltakeyoutoaplacetoseethestarso

Theseeneryisbeautifulo

marcell:

okowhencanlseeyouagain?

Andy:

TomorrowcAt6:00pmo

marcell:

maylspeakwithken,please?

ken:

Thisiskenspeakingo

marcell:

Honey,IjustarrivedhomeoI'msotiredo

ken:

whatmadeyousotired?

marcell:

IwenttoseeamoviewithmyfriendoIt'ssoboringo

ken:

youneedtotakearest,andlhavemanythingstodonowo

marcell:

ok,butyouhavetogoshoppingwithmethisSaturdayo

ken:

SureoIwillspendaspecialweekendwithyouo

marcell:

Really?Dear,Iloveyouo

ken:

me,toooGoodnighto

SceneVI

Greta:

Iwantyoutoknowsomethingbadaboutmarcellomarce

llhasmanyboyfriendso

Vicky:

Areyousure?

Greta:

yes,thesepicturesareevidenceo

Benson:

oh,noomarcellisabadgirlo

Greta:

wehavetotellAndyaboutitoRightnowo

VB:

Right…Let'sgoo

SeeneVII

Vicky:

Gretawantyoutoknowasecretaboutmarcell。

Andy:

whathappened?Iamhavingmyluncholamgoingouto

nadatewithmarcelHater。

Greta:

marcelIhasmanyboyfriendso

Andy:

Areyoukiddingme?

Greta:

Ifyoudon'tbelieveit,hereistheevidence。

Takealook。

Andy:

oh,noo

Benson:

wearenotkiddingyouoItistrue。

Andy:

Imustaskmarcellnow0

SeeneVIII

Andy:

marcel1,howcouldyoudothistome?

marcell:

oh,itisn'twhatyouthinko

Andy:

Idon'tbelieveyouanymore。Iwanttobreaku

pwithyounow。

marcell:

oh,nOoDon'tdothattomeoyouknowlloveyous

omucho

Greta:

,

Andy,pleasedontbesadoyoustillhavemeo

Andy:

canyougivemeachance?

Greta:

Uhyes…Andy,Iwillalwaysloveyou。Pleasedon'

tleaveme。

Andy:

,

yes,Iwontleaveyouanymoreo

英語短劇劇本（五）：

6人英語小品劇本-ABeautifulTrap

ABeautifulTrap

bymSoLuying-Hsiu

1ft盈秀

兩位女大學(xué)生出去找兼職，卻被欺騙。

cast

Gwen:

Seniorhighschoolstudent

Rita:

mom/customerA

Fanny:

waitress

Ivy:

Gwen'sfriend

David:

Father/customerB

willie:

Boss

ScENEI

Fatherandmotherareathome。Gwenjustgetshome。

Gwen:

I'mhome,mom,Dado

mom:

How'syourday,Gwen?

Gwen:

NotbadoI'mtiredoftakingbusestoschoolever

ydayo

Father:

why?

Gwen:

Thebusissocrowdedeverymorning。

mom:

Tdon,tunderstandowhatsyourpoint?

Gwen:

Iwanttobuyamotorcycle-aHarleyo

Father:

what!'Harley!Areyouinsane?

mom:

calmdownoIunderstandyoursituationoIwould

agreeifyouwanttobuya

normalmotorcycle,butHarleyIForgetito

Gwen:

ButlwantitsomuchoI'vealwayswantedoneo

Father:

okoIcancontributesomeforthemotorcycle,b

utyouhavetopaytherestyourselfo

mom:

lagreewithyourdado

Gwen:

oh!yes!Areyousure?ButIdonJthaveanymoneyto

payforit!

Father:

youcanuseyourNewyears'RedEnvelopemoneyorfi

ndapart-timejobo

Gwen:

Hey,itsoundslikeagreatideatogetapart-timejobo

mom:

youhavetokeepyoureyesopenwhenyoulookforapart-

timejobo

Gwen:

,

DontworryoI'libecarefulo

Father:

Icangiveyousomeadviceandexperience。whenIwa

sateenager,lusedtoworkasaporteroItwas

verytough,butllearnedhowtoberesponsiblean

dhowtousetime。Sowillyou。I

rememberlalmostlostmylifeonedayo

Gwen:

Thanks,DadoIthinklcanhandleitoI'11

becareful。

ScENEII

Gwen:

Ivy,Iwanttofindapart-timejob。Areyoui

nterestedingettingoneforyourseIf,too?

Ivy:

Itsoundsgreat!Icansearchonthelnternet

forjobopportunitieso

Gwen:

Thenlcanlookattheadsinthenewspaper。

Gwen:

,

Look!HeressomethinginterestingoItlooksgoodo

Ivy:

Letmesee。。。let'smakeaphonecalltoseewhatth

ejobisabout。

Boss:

Thisis“INeedyou"pany!maylhelpyou?

Ivy:

Ineedapart-timejob,andIsawyouradsinthenews

paper,so…

Boss:

Isee!couldyouetoourpanythiswednesdayafternoon?

Ivy:

what?

Boss:

oh!we'dliketointerviewyoupersonallyo

Ivy:

Isitalrightifmyfriendesalong?

Boss:

Noproblemoyouandyourfriendcanetogether。

Ivy:

ThankyouoBye。

Boss:

you'reweleoSeeyou!

Gwen:

whatdidhesay?

Ivy:

Hesaidwecanhaveinterviewsthiswednesdayaft

ernoono

Gwen:

J

Great!Letsdoitowecanmeetthere0

Ivy:

I'malittlebitnervouSo

Gwen:

It'llbefineoDon'tworryo

ScENEIII

Boss:

Hi,nicetomeetyou!Haveaseat!Takeiteasyoo。

ko!First,doyouhaveanyworkexperience?

Gwen:

Noo

Ivy:

me,eithero

Boss:

That'sookoyou'rejustwhatourpanyneedsoy

oucanlearnonthejoboSecond,doyouhaveany

talents?Likedancingorsinging?

Ivy:

well…。

Gwen:

Ilovesingingomyfriendsayslsingwell。

Boss:

Verygood!

Ivy:

maylaskwhatthisjobisabout?whatdoyouwantustodo?

Boss:

It'seasy。youjustneedtosingandchatwit

hcustomers。Theymightgiveyousomeextratips

iftheylikeyou。

Gwen:

oh!Itsoundsgreat!Icangetalotofmoney!IJ1

Itakethisjoblwhatdoyouthink,Ivy?

Ivy:

Umm。。。butl'mnotgoodatsingingordancingo

Boss:

It'sooko!Fanny…

Fanny:

yeso

Boss:

Shecanteachyouhowtodothisjobwell。It's

nothardo

Gwen:

Howaboutthesalary?

Boss:

Ha，ha!Astothesalary,Iwon,tdisappointyouo

,

Ipromiseyoullbearichgirlinafewdays0

Ivy:

Idem'tthinklcandoitoItsoundsfishytomeoIt

hinkweshouIdaskmoreaboutwhatexactlywehavetodoo

Gwen:

comeon!TakeiteasyoIt'sagoodopportunityowe'

llmakealotofmoney。justthinkaboutthemoney!

Ivy:

No,I'msorryoIguessthejobisnotformeo

Gwen:

Allright!Suityourselfo

Ivy:

GoodluckoBye。

Fanny:

HioIthinkl'1Ichangethewayyoulook,Oo

ko?

ScENEIV

customerA:

wow,Fanny!Lookatthatgirl!whatacutegirl!

customerB:

I,veneverseenherbeforeowhoisshe?

Fanny:

ThisisGwenoIt'sherfirstdayhereo

Gwen:

Hio

customerA:

comesitbesideme。

customerB:

Dancewithmeo

Gwen:

Umm…what'sthisallabout?what?sgoingon?

Fanny:

wait,wait!Stopit!comeback!Hey,whatarey

oudoing?

Gwen:

Thatmantouchedmybutt。

Fanny:

Sowhat?It'snobigdealoTakeiteasyoNoma

tterwhattheydotoyou,youshouldaIwaysshowrespect

tothemandobey

themo

Gwen:

oh!Thejobissodifferentfromwhatlhavethought。

Ican,tdoit!Ican,tstandit!Iwanttoquit!

ScENEV

AtGwen,shome

Gwen:

lean'tbelievethis。Darn!Howstupidlwas。It

'sdisgustingo

mom:

what'swrongwithyou,honey?

Gwen:

,

It'sterribleoIdontknowhowtotellyouo

Father:

what'stheproblem?Telluso

Gwen:

Igotapart-timejobtheotherday。Andtodayw

asmyfirstdayofworkoIthoughttheyjustwantmetobea

performer,singingsomesongsanddancingforoth

erpeopleoButthecustomersthereharassedmeoTheywere

eviloTheytouchedmeanditmademefeelawfuloI

,

couldntdoit,solranawayo

mom:

what?whydidyouchoosethiskindofjobs?Areyo

ublind?Areyouthatstupid?

Father:

calmdown,bothofyoulyouhavetoremembert

hisexperienee。youshouldbecarefulwhenyouc

hooseajobo

Didn'tltellyouthat?

mom:

Ifyouhavetroublesfindingajob,we'llh

elpyoulookforonefromthelnternetornewspaperso

Father:

It'sOokonowoStopito

Gwen:

Thankyousomuch,momandDadoIloveyouo

mom:

weloveyou,too,honey。

J

英語短劇劇本（六）：

英語小品劇本摩登老奶奶學(xué)英語

第一部分

報幕員臺詞：

w:Goodevening,ladiesandgentlemen。

Both:大家晚上好。

w:withtheopeningupofSanyaandthedevelopment

ofitstourismindustry,English,asaninterna

tionallanguage,isbeingmoreandmoreimportanto

m:隨著三亞的對外開放，三亞旅游業(yè)的迅速發(fā)展，英

語，作為國際語言，在三亞變得越來越重要。

w:TheGovernmentoftheSanyacitycallsonthe

wholecitytolearnEnglish。

m:三亞市委、市政府號召全市人民興起了學(xué)習(xí)英語的

新高潮。

w:Now,youcanseeeveryone,menandwomen,

youngandold,learningEnglisheverywhere。

m:如今，在三亞，您隨處可見男男女女、老老少少都

在學(xué)英語。

w:Thegrannyinthisskitisoneexample。How

hardshetriestolearnEnglish!

ID:在這個小品中，您將看到老奶奶是多么努力地學(xué)英

語。

Both:Let，senjoytheperformance,“modernGranny

LearnsEnglish”。

第二部分

劇本臺詞：

（時光：星期六早晨地點：新風(fēng)路，一居民家）

Fang:（出場）mynameisFangFang。lamas

tudentofSanyaNoolmiddleSchoolo

Granny.方方，方方。

Fang:oh,mygrannyiscallingme。Doyoukn

owmygranny?Everyoneinourneighborhoodcal1

sher^modernGranny"。SheislearningEnglish。

ShewantstolearnEnglishwell。Shewantstosho

wforeignersthebeautifulsceneryofourcitya

ndtellthemtheinterestingstoriesabouttheLipeople。

Granny:（奶奶上。練讀旅游英語300句）Howdoyo

udo?Howdoyoudo?Nicetomeetyou（奶死吐米油）。me,t00。

Ican，tspeakchinese（愛砍他死屁踩你死）。can（砍）yo

u（油）speakEnglish?yes，alittle（啊里頭）。whatca

nldoforyou（我砍愛讀佛油）？這不，中國加入了wTo,

2008年又要舉辦奧運會，人人都在學(xué)英語，我也要學(xué)Engl

ish…。。方方，方方！

Fang:來了,奶奶。

Granny:我的乖孫女，你再聽奶奶讀一遍，看看還有什

么地方讀得不好。（讀旅游英語300句）Howdoyoud

o?Howdoyoudo（好賭有賭）?Nicetomeetyou（奶死吐米

油）。me,toooleantspeakchinese。（愛砍他死屁踩你

死）。canyouspeakEnglish?yes（爺死），alittle（啊里

頭）。whatcanldoforyou（我砍愛讀佛油）？（她邊讀邊搖

頭晃腦，很自豪的樣貌）

Fang:奶奶，什么“好賭有賭”，是“Howdoyoud。?”。

不是“英國歷史"，是"English〃。是"chinese〃，不是

"踩你死"。跟我讀。Howdoyoudo?不行,Howdoyoudo?

（奶奶跟讀）好，再讀一遍，（奶奶讀）好，很好。han't

speakchinese。canyouspeakEnglish?（奶奶跟讀）再來,

5

leantspeakchinese0好的，再來。（奶奶讀）canyouspe

akEnglish?好，再練一下。

Granny:（練讀兩遍）好了，好了，不錯了。（突然看

見外賓飄過）太好了！來了個老外?。ㄕ酒?，上前）Hello,

Hello,weletoSanya。youaregoingtothebank,aren，t

you?Goalongthisstreet,whenyoureachthetra

fficlights,turnleft。Thereisabankaboutone

hundredmetresahead,ontheleft,justopposit

ethebusstation0

Foreigner:Thankyouverymuch。yourEnglishisver

ygoodo

Fang:ThankyoUo

Granny:Hello,I帶yougo。

Fang:Excuseme,shallmygrannytakeyouthere?

Foreigner:ThankyouoIt'sverykindofyou。

Granny:NothankyouoNothankyouoHowdoyoudo?

Foreigner:Howdoyoudo?

Granny:Nicetomeetyouo

Foreigner:metoo0

Granny:你們瞧,我會跟老外對話了。why,yes,of

courseo

Granny:NooNo。錯了，you錯了，看，在這呢。（指

書上）“yes,alittle0whatcanldoforyou?”（外賓明白

了怎樣回事，笑）

Foreigner:It'sfunny。

（解放路，汽車站對面）

Granny:Bank。Bank至lj了。

TeIler:Goodmorningoweletoourbank。canlhelpy

ou?

Foreigner:Goodmorning。canIchangefor

eignmoneyinyourbank?

Teller:yes,youcanoButwhatmoneywouldyou

liketochange,please?

Foreigner:SomeUSDnotes。

Teller:Howmuch,please?

Foreigner:Twohundreddollarsinallo

Teller:Pleaseshowmeyourpassportandfilloutthi

sexchangememoinduplicate。

Foreigner:There,I'vegotthemfinished。Andhere

ismypassporto

Granny:what?sthis?

Foreigner:mypassporto

Granny:買怕死婆（mypassport）o買怕死婆（mypas

sport）o

Teller:yes,everythingisallright。well,byth

eway,howwouldyoulikethemoney,mrSmith?

，

Foreigner:IdontmindoAnykindsofdenominati

onsareoko

Teller:Hereyouare,mroSmithoyourmoneyest

oRmBYl,654。

Foreigner:Thankyouverymucho

Teller:mypleasure。

Foreigner：yourserviceisgoodandyourEnglis

hisexcellent。

Teller:lamveryhappytohearyousaysooGoodbye。

AndenjoyyourstayinSanya。

Foreigner:Goodbyeo

Granny:Goodbye（骨德拜）。

（走出銀行）

F:Iwanttogotosomescenicspotso

G:什么“搏”？

F:ScenicspotsoLuhuitouo

F:oh,it'sadeer。

G:對，對yes,yes,deer,deero（亮相）deer回

頭。

F:爹回頭?

（奶奶，外賓左下，黎族姑娘右上，奶奶，外賓左上）

F:oh,adeer。

G:我們到了。

Lg:Hello,weletoLuhuitouParko

F:Helloo

G:姑娘，你給咱老外朋友講一講鹿回頭的故事，好不

好？

Lg:好的。（對外賓）Haveyoueverheardthest

oryof^luhuitou〃？

F:Astory?Noo

Lg:Thisstoryisaboutayoungmanandadeerlong

longagOo

F:Ayoungmanandadeero（指塑像）Doyoumeantheman

andthedeerhere?

Lg:yeSoHewasahuntero

F:Ahunter?

Lg:yesooneday,theyoungmanwenthuntingandfoun

dthedeero

F:oh,Iseeo

Lg: