愚人節(jié)英語(yǔ)笑話

第第頁(yè)愚人節(jié)英語(yǔ)笑話

愚人節(jié)英語(yǔ)笑話篇1

1.whyarepeopletiredonaprilfoolsday?(愚人節(jié)人們?yōu)槭裁雌７?)

答：becausetheyhavejusthadalongmarch.(由于他們剛過(guò)了長(zhǎng)長(zhǎng)的三月。march三月;行軍)

2.whatweatherdomiceandratsfear?(老鼠可怕什么天氣?)

答：whenitsrainingcatsanddogs.(下大雨。raincatsanddogs下大雨)

3.whendodogsrefusetofollowtheirmasters?(狗什么時(shí)候不愿跟隨主人?)

答：whentheirmastersgotothefleamarket.(主人去跳蚤市場(chǎng)時(shí)。flea跳蚤fleamarket舊貨市場(chǎng))

4.whatquestioncanneverbeansweredby“yes”?(哪個(gè)問(wèn)題永久不能回答“是的”?)

答：areyouasleep?(你睡著了嗎)

5.whattreeisalwaysverysad?(那種樹(shù)總是很難過(guò)?)

答：weepingwillow.(垂柳weep哭泣willow柳樹(shù))

6.whencanyougetwaterwithanet?(什么時(shí)候可以用網(wǎng)兜裝水?)

答：whenwateristurnedintoice.(當(dāng)水結(jié)成冰時(shí))

7.whyisthepigalwayseating?豬為什么沒(méi)完沒(méi)了地吃?

答：hesmakingahogofhimself.它想成為一只肉豬。

8.whatsthelongestwordintheworld?世界上最長(zhǎng)的單詞是什么?

答：smiles.becausetheresamilebetweentheletters.微笑。由于兩個(gè)字母s中間隔了一里。

9.whatquestionisthattowhichyoumustalwaysansweryes?什么問(wèn)題你只能回答“yes”?

答：whatdoesy-e-sspell?(當(dāng)別人問(wèn)你)“yes”怎么拼?

10.wherewereyouwhenthepowerwascutoff?當(dāng)停電的時(shí)候你在哪?

答：inthedarkness.在黑暗中

愚人節(jié)英語(yǔ)笑話篇2

1、-Whatthedayisittoday?

-TodayisAprilfoolsday.

-Oh!youarewrongtodayisMarchthe31th.Ifyoudontbelievemepleasepickupthecalendar.

-Oh!itisreallyAprilfoolsday.

-Haha!youwerecheated!

-今日是星期幾？

-今日是四月愚人節(jié)。

-哦！你錯(cuò)了，今日是三月三十一日。假如你不相信我，請(qǐng)拿起日歷。

-哦！這真的是四月愚人節(jié)。

-哈哈！你被騙了！

2、BestwishesandIbelieveyourEnglishwillbebetterandbetter!

最好的祝福，我相信你的英語(yǔ)會(huì)越來(lái)越好！

3、Ayoungblindboyisbeingtuckedintobedbyhismother.ThemomsaysNowBilly,prayreallyhardtonightandtomorrow,yourwishwillcometrue!.Billysays,Ok,mommy.andgoestosleep.thene*tmorning,BillywakesupandscreamsMOMMY!Imstillblind,mywishdidntcometrue!.Themomanswered,Iknow-AprilFools!

一個(gè)雙目失明的小男孩正被媽媽抱上床。媽媽說(shuō)：“現(xiàn)在，比利，今晚和明天都要好好祈禱，你的愿望會(huì)實(shí)現(xiàn)的.！”比利說(shuō)：“好的，媽媽?zhuān)比缓笕ニX(jué)。第二天早上，比利醒來(lái)尖叫著：“媽咪！”！我還是瞎了眼，我的愿望沒(méi)有實(shí)現(xiàn)！媽媽回答說(shuō)：“我知道——四月傻瓜！”

4、Wifetalkingtoherhusband(whoreadsnewspaperallday):IwishIwereanewspapersoIllbeinyourhandsallday.

Husband:Iwishthattoo,soIcouldchangeyoudaily.

妻子對(duì)丈夫〔成天看報(bào)紙〕說(shuō)：我盼望我是一份報(bào)紙，所以我成天都在你手里。

丈夫：我也盼望如此，這樣我就可以每天換你了。

5、Alittleboyaskedhisfather:Daddy,howmuchdoesitcosttogetmarried?Thefatherreplied:Idontknowson.Imstillpaying!

一個(gè)小男孩問(wèn)他的父親：爸爸，結(jié)婚要花多少錢(qián)？父親回答說(shuō)：我不知道兒子。我還在付錢(qián)！

6、Atmidnightfathersawthathismarriedsonleavinghome...Heaskshim:whatareyoudoing?

Thesonreplied:DadIamfedupwithmylife!Mynewlymarriageisnotgoingwell,mywifeandmymomkeepfightingwitheachother!Ihavetopaybillsformyin-laws,andIhatethislife!Iwanttogofarfromhere,Iwanttotasteeveryjoyoflife,andIwanttohaveeveryfunoflife!

Fathersaid:Wait!Iamcomingwithyou.

半夜，父親看到他已婚的兒子離家出走了…他問(wèn)他：你在干什么？

兒子回答：爸爸，我受夠了我的生活！我的新婚生活不太順當(dāng)，我妻子和我媽媽一貫在打架！我得為我的親家付賬，我厭煩這種生活！我想遠(yuǎn)離這里，我想品嘗生活中的每一種樂(lè)趣，我想享受生活的樂(lè)趣！

父親說(shuō)：等等！我和你一起去。

7、AwomangoestoEnglandtoattenda2-weekcompanytrainingsession.Herhusbanddriveshertotheairportandwisheshertohaveagoodtrip.

Thewifeanswered:Thankyouhoney,whatwouldyoulikemetobringforyou?

Thehusbandlaughedandsaid:AnEnglishgirl!

Thewomankeptquietandleft.Twoweekslaterhepickedherupintheairportandasked:Sohoney,howwasthetrip?

Thewife:Verygood,thankyou.

Thehusband:And,whathappenedtomypresent?

Thewife:Whichpresent?

Thehusband:WhatIaskedfor:theEnglishgirl?

Thewife:Oh,that!Well,IdidwhatIcould;nowwehavetowaitafewmonthstoseeifit’sagirl!

一個(gè)女人去英國(guó)參與一個(gè)為期兩周的公司培訓(xùn)會(huì)議