關(guān)于八年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話大全

關(guān)于八年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話大全笑話是一種言語(yǔ)體裁,笑話中蘊(yùn)含豐富的文化元素,這些文化元素通常以文化特色詞的形式表現(xiàn)出來(lái)。下面是店鋪整理的關(guān)于八年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!關(guān)于八年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話篇一Areyouanormalperson?你精神正常嗎?Duringavisittothementalasylum,avisitoraskedthedirector,'Whatisthecriterionthatdefinesapatienttobeinstitutionalized?''Well...'saidthedirector,'wefillupabathtub,andweofferateaspoon,ateacup,andabuckettothepatientandaskhimtoemptythebathtub.'Oh,Iunderstand,nsaidthevisitor.'Anormalpersonwouldchoosethebucketasitislargerthanthespoonortheteacup.'Noooooooo!nansweredthedirector.'Anormalpersonwouldpulltheplug.'一個(gè)參觀者在參觀一所精神病院的時(shí)候問(wèn)院長(zhǎng)，”你們是用什么標(biāo)準(zhǔn)來(lái)決定一個(gè)人是否應(yīng)該進(jìn)精神病院呢?””哦……¨院長(zhǎng)說(shuō)，“是這樣，我們先給一個(gè)浴缸放滿水，然后我們給病人一個(gè)茶匙，一個(gè)茶杯和一個(gè)水桶去把浴缸里面的水放清?！芭?，我明白了¨，參觀者說(shuō)，”正常人會(huì)選擇水桶，因?yàn)樗氨炔璩缀筒璞娜莘e大。””錯(cuò)了”，院長(zhǎng)回答道，正常人會(huì)把浴缸塞子拔掉。關(guān)于八年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話篇二ANewEmployee一個(gè)新員工ANewEmployee新員工Severalweeksafterayoungmanhadbeenhired,hewascalledintothepersonneldirector'soffice.一個(gè)年輕人在被雇用幾個(gè)星期后，被叫到人事經(jīng)理的辦公室。Whatisthemeaningofthis?thedirectorasked.Whenyouappliedforthejob,youtoldusyouhadfiveyears'experience.Nowwediscoverthisisthefirstjobyoueverheld.這是什么意思?經(jīng)理問(wèn)，當(dāng)你申請(qǐng)這份工作時(shí)，你告訴我們有五年工作經(jīng)驗(yàn)，現(xiàn)在我們發(fā)現(xiàn)這其實(shí)是你的第一份工作。Well,theyoungmansaid,inyouradvertisementyousaidyouwantedsomebodywithimagination.嗯，年輕人回答，你們的廣告上說(shuō)需要找一個(gè)有想象力的人嘛。關(guān)于八年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話篇三Topatchtheholeofpants補(bǔ)褲子Ayoungmancamehomefromworkandfoundhisbrideupset.'Ifeelterrible,'shesaid.'IwaspressingyoursuitandIburnedabigholeintheseatofyourtrousers.”一位年輕的丈夫下班回到家里，發(fā)現(xiàn)新娘心煩意亂。“我心里太難受了，她說(shuō)，我在給你熨西裝時(shí)把褲子的臀部燒了個(gè)大洞。”'ForgetIt,n'saidherhusband.'Rememberthatl'vegotanextrapairofpantsforthatsuit.“沒(méi)事兒，”丈夫安慰她說(shuō)，你忘了我這套衣服有兩條褲子。'Yes,”saidthewoman.cheeringup.'Andit'sluckYyouhave.Iusedanotherpantstopatchthehole.'”是的，“妻子高興地說(shuō)，幸虧你還有一條，我后來(lái)就用它來(lái)補(bǔ)了這個(gè)洞了。關(guān)于八年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話篇四TheBurnedEars燙傷的耳朵Aguyburnedtwoears...sotheywereaskinghimatthehospitalhowithappened.一個(gè)男人的兩只耳朵都被燙傷了...在醫(yī)院的時(shí)候別人就問(wèn)他是如何燙到的。Hesaid,'Iwasironingmyclothingandthephonerang...soinsteadofthephoneIpickeduptheironandburnedmyear...'他說(shuō)：“我正在熨衣服的時(shí)候，電話響了...當(dāng)時(shí)我把熨斗當(dāng)成電話抓起來(lái)接聽(tīng)了?！?Buthowtheheckdidyou