老友記(第五季)臺詞【517】The One With Rachels Inadvertant Kiss

TheOneWithRachel'sInadvertantKissadvertvi.注意留意/inadvertentadj.不經(jīng)心的因疏忽造成的Writtenby:AndrewReich&TedCohen

Transcribedby:EricAasen517瑞秋的無心之吻瑞秋到名品牌RalphLauren面試，結(jié)果誤吻了面試官Zelner先生。復(fù)試時，她再次誤會了Zelner先生的舉動，并罵他意圖不軌。之后她意識到自己的失誤，約他會面并據(jù)理力爭，結(jié)果她如愿得到工作。羅斯業(yè)余時間都在窗前耍寶、表演啞劇，逗對窗的朋友們開心。喬伊給羅斯打手勢，羅斯樓上的另一個女住客誤會了，以為喬伊在同她搭訕；既然這個女孩很漂亮，喬伊倒不介意將錯就錯。喬伊到對面樓上尋覓女孩的芳蹤，卻一再跑到羅斯的房間。莫妮卡試圖證明她同錢德仍在熱戀中，就像菲比和蓋瑞一樣。錢德幫助莫妮卡認(rèn)識到，他們的關(guān)系已經(jīng)更上層樓。5.17TheOneWithRachel'sInadvertantKissRachelhasaninterviewatRalphLauren,whereshemistakenlykissestheinterviewer(Mr.Zelner).Shegetscalledbackforasecondinterview,wheresheagainmistakesMr.Zelner'sactionsandchewshimout(<俚>嚴(yán)厲責(zé)備斥責(zé)).Later,realizinghermistake,shemeetswithhimagain,straightensthingsout(v.澄清),andgetsthejob.Rossspendsallhisfreetime'acting'infrontofhiswindow,thinkingitentertainshisfriends.JoeytriestofindawomanwhokeepswavingathimfromRoss'building,butsomehowkeepsendingupatRoss'placeinstead.MonicaobsessesaboutprovingthatsheandChandlerarestillahotcouple,likePhoebeandGary.Chandlerenjoysitforawhile,buteventuallyhelpsMonicaseethattheirrelationshiphasprogressedtoabetterlevel.[Scene:CentralPerk,everyoneisthereasRachelenters,happily.]Rachel:Good,youguysareallhere!Ross:Hey!What'sup?Rachel:Well,IhaveajobinterviewatRalphLaurentomorrow!RalphLauren(bornRalphLifschitzonOctober14,1939)isanAmericanfashiondesignerandbusinessexecutive.RalphLaurenwasbornintheNewYorkCityboroughofTheBronx[n.布朗克斯(紐約市最北端的一區(qū))]toAshkenazi(n.德系猶太人)JewishimmigrantsFraydl(Kotlar)andFrankLifshitz,hisfatherwasahousepainter.Hislifehasmanyparallels(n.相似處)toRobertDenning,theinteriordesigner.Bothgrewupwithoutfashion,butwentontocreateandmarketalifestyleofsociety,oldmoneyandcountryclubstyle.Althoughneitherhadanyexposuretothisworldasachild,eachwasabletovisualizeandcreatehisdream.ForLaurenthislookwouldeventuallybecomePoloRalphLauren.Fromaveryyoungage,hestartedworkingafterschooltoearnmoneytobuystylish,expensivesuitswithanearlypreference(n.偏愛優(yōu)先選擇)forqualityoverquantity.Hisattiresoongavehimatrendyreputationamonghispeers.Thewell-knownCalvinKlein,ayoungercontemporary(n.同時代的人)alsolivedinthesameBronxneighbourhood.LaurenattendedtheSalanterAcademyJewishDaySchoolfollowedbyMTA(nowknownastheMarshaSternTalmudicalAcademy),beforeultimatelygraduatingfromDeWittClintonHighSchoolin1957.InMTALaurenwasknownbyhisclassmatesforsellingtiestohisfellowstudents.InhisClintonyearbookhestatedunderhispicturethathewantedtobeamillionaire.OthernotableswhoattendedthisschoolincludeBurtLancaster,RobertKlein,StanLee,andColinPowell.Atage16,Ralph'sbrotherJerrychangedtheirlastnamefromLifshitztoLauren(hisbrotherLennyremainedaLifshitzformanyyears).HewenttotheBaruchCollegewherehestudiedBusinessanddroppedoutaftertwoyears.From1962to1964,heservedintheUnitedStatesArmy.Afterhisdischarge,in1968,hemarriedRickyLow-Beer.Hedidnotattendfashionschool,butworkedforBrooksBrothersasasalesmanandthencreatedthelabelPolo,anecktie(n.領(lǐng)帶)business.Helaterpurchasedthisnamefromhisinitialbacker(n.支持者),NormanHilton.Lauren'sfashionempirehassincegrownintoabillion-dollarbusiness.In1984herecreatedtheRhinelanderMansion,aformerhomeofthephotographerEdgardeEviaandRobertDenning,intotheflagshipstoreforPoloRalphLaurenAll:Congratulations!Ohh,that'sgreat!Rachel:Iknow!Joey:Boy,thatguy'sunderwearsucks!Rachel:Wh-what?!Joey:Igotthispairmarkedexcess(XS),Igottatellya,therewasnoroomforexcessanythinginthere.XS〈服裝〉特小號/excessadj.過度的額外的Rachel:Anyway,I'mgoingtobethecoordinatorofthewoman'scollection,I'llworkrightunderthedirector,it'stheperfect,perfectjobforme!coordinatorn.協(xié)調(diào)者/woman'scollectionn.女裝部Phoebe:Wow!Well,ifyounailtheinterview,you'llgetit!nail<俚>ToWin;Tothoroughlyaccomplishagiventaskwithpin-point(adj.精細(xì)的精確的)accuracyRachel:Yeah.Phoebe:Youwannaworkonyourinterviewskills?Rachel:O-okay!Phoebe:Okay!Allright,let'sstartwiththehandshake.Hi.Rachel:Hi.(Theyshakehands.)Phoebe:Verygoodhandshake,goodwristaction.Monica:Letmetry.(Getsuptojointhem.)Phoebe:Okay.(Theyshakehandsandshepullsawaysuddenly)OhmyGod!WhatdidIeverdotoyou?!(Rubbingherhand.)Monica:DidIsqueezeittoohard?Phoebe:Let'sjustsay,I'mgladI'mnotChandler.(Chandlertriestocomprehendthatremark.)OpeningCredits[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,JoeyisstandingatthewindowwavingatRoss.]Joey:That'srightRoss,Icanseeyouinyournewapartment!Andyoucanseeme!Sameasyesterday,(ToMonica)sameasthedaybefore.Monica:Ishedoinghissharkattackbityet?sharkattackJoey:Nope.Op,wait!Therehegoes.(WeseeRossthroughthewindowandheactslikeaswimmerthatgetsattackedbyashark,pictureoneofthemany,many,manyJawsmoviestheymadeandyougettheidea.)Jaws：arethetwoopposablestructuresofthemouthn.咽喉鬼門關(guān)/Jawsisa1975horror–thrillerfilmdirectedbyStevenSpielberg,basedonPeterBenchley'sbest-sellingnovelofthesamename,whichwasinspiredinturnbytheJerseyShoreSharkAttacksof1916.Inthefilm,thepolicechiefofAmityIsland,asummerresorttown,triestoprotectbeachgoersfromthepredationsofahugegreatwhitesharkbyclosingthebeach,onlytobeoverruled(v.駁回否決)bythetowncouncil,whowantthebeachestoremainopentodrawaprofitfromtourists.Afterseveralattacks,thepolicechiefenlists(v.征募)thehelpofamarinebiologistandaprofessionalsharkhuntertokilltheshark.ThefilmstarsRoyScheideraspolicechief(n.警察局長)MartinBrody,RichardDreyfussasmarinebiologistMattHooper,RobertShawasthesharkhunterQuint,LorraineGaryasBrody'swifeEllenBrody,andMurrayHamiltonasMayorVaughn.Jawsisregardedasawatershed(n.分水嶺)filminmotionpicturehistory,thefatherofthesummerblockbuster[n.(破壞力極大的)巨型炸彈,一鳴驚人者]movieandoneofthefirst"highconcept"films.Duetothefilm'ssuccessinadvance(adj.預(yù)先的)screenings(n.審查篩選),studio[n.(制作電影的)攝影棚]executivesdecidedtodistributeitinamuchwiderreleasethaneverbefore.TheOmenfollowedsuitayearlaterinthesummerof1976,andthenStarWarsoneyearlaterin1977,cementing(v.融合)thenotionformoviestudiostodistributetheirbig-releaseactionandadventurepictures(commonlyreferredtoastentpolepictures)duringthesummerseason.TheunprecedentedsuccessofthisfilmallowedSpielbergtoinsistupon"finalcut"ineverycontracthesignedfromthispointonward,effectivelyallowinghimcompletecontroloverhisowncreativevisions.Thefilmwasfollowedbythreesequels,noneofwhichSpielbergparticipatedin:Jaws2(1978),Jaws3-D(1983)andJaws:TheRevenge(1987).Joey:(waving)VeryfunnyRoss!Verylife-likeandfunny.Okay.(Noticesthatawomaniswavingback.)Ohno-no-no,Iwasn'twavingatyoulady.(Shejuststaresathim.)(Joeyseeshowbeautifulsheis.)Whoa,maybeIwas!Hey,Monica,thistotallyhotgirlinRoss'sbuildingisflirtingwithme.lifelikeadj.逼真的Monica:Getinthereman!Flirtback,mixitup!mixitup<俚>Toadddifferencetoanythingyouaredoing.[eg:"Todayissooboring,Iamgoingtomixitupanddosomethingdifferent".]Joey:Yeah,I-I-I'mdownwiththat.(Heturnsbacktothewoman.)Okay,heregoes.(Thinks.)How(HoldsuphishandlikeanIndian)you(Pointsather)a-doin'?(Doesalittletwistingmotionwithbothhandsandendsuppointingather,hethenwinks.Shesmilesandwavesagain.)(ToMonica)Itworked!She'swavingmeover.(Towardsthewoman.)Okay,I-I-I'llberightover.Let'ssee,she'sonthethirdfloor…twistingmotionn.扭轉(zhuǎn)運動/winkvi.眨眼使眼色Monica:(joininghim)Wow!Sheispretty,huh?Joey:Tellmeaboutit那還用說,huh?(RealizesthatshecanseeMonica.)Ohno-no-no,I'mnotwithher,she'sjustMonica!(Hepantomimesthatout.)Ewwuck!(HepushesMonicaawayandmakesadisgustedface.)pantomimev.打手勢演啞劇[Scene:Ross'sBuilding,Joeyistryingtofindthehotgirl'sapartment.Sohe'swalkingupthehallwaycountingdoors.Hecomestowhathethinksistherightoneandknocksonit.Rossopensthedoor,it'shisapartment.]Ross:HeyJoey!Greatstuffhuh?Joey:Thisisyourplace?Ross:Ofcourseitis.Yeah,comeonin.Ooh-ooh,gobythewindowyoucanpretendtobesurfing.(Hepretendshe'ssurfingbythewindow.)Joey:ButIcounted,you'renotsupposedtolivehere!Ohman!(Runsaway.)[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,Joeyisenteringagain.]Joey:Ugh!!Monica:Whathappened?Joey:IendedupatRoss'splace.Oh,Imustamissedcountedorsomething.(Looksoutthewindow.)Damn!She'snotthereanymore.Oh,l-l-look,Rossisdoinghis'WatchingTV'bit.(WeseeRosssittingonthecouchandflippingthroughthechannelsonhisremote.)flipthroughv.<口>瀏覽Monica:NoJoey,Ithinkhe'sjustwatchin'TV.(It'sonlywhenthecameracutstoRoss'sapartmentthatweseethattheTVisturnedoffandRossisindeeddoingabit.Hethentriestohidehissmirk.)smirkn.嘻嘻笑[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,laterthatday,GaryiskissingPhoebegood-bye.]Gary'sRadio:We'velostvisualcontactwiththesuspect.suspectn.嫌疑犯Gary:Okay,nowI'vereallyhavetogo!Phoebe:Butit'sjustsounfairthatourdatehastogetcutshortjust'causesomeguyshotatastoreclerk.cutshortv.打斷縮減Gary:Iknow,butit'smyjob,sweetheart!Phoebe:Okay,thenmaybeIcancometo!Gary'sRadio:Suspecthasjustemergednakedfromthesewer.emergefromv.自...出現(xiàn)/Asewerisanartificialconduit(n.管道)orsystemofconduitsusedtoremovesewage[n.污水](humanliquidwaste)andtoprovidedrainage(n.排水).Inthe20thcenturydevelopedworld,sewersareusuallypipelines(n.管道)thatbeginwithconnectingpipesfrombuildingstooneormorelevelsoflargerundergroundhorizontalmains(n.水平干線),whichterminateatsewagetreatment(v.處理)facilities.Verticalpipes,calledmanholes[n.(鍋爐下水道供人出入檢修用的)人孔檢修孔],connectthemainstothesurface.Sewersaregenerallygravitypowered,thoughpumpsmaybeusedifnecessary.Stormsewers(alsostormdrains)arelargepipesthattransportstormwaterrunofffromstreetstonaturalbodiesofwater,toavoidstreetflooding.Whenthetwosystemsareoperatedseparately,thesewersystemthatisnotthesetofstormdrains(n.暴雨下水溝)iscalledasanitary[adj.(有關(guān))衛(wèi)生的]sewer[n.生活污水管]n.下水道Phoebe:Allright,yougo.(Theykiss.)Gary:Bye-bye.Phoebe:'Kay,bye!(Garyclosesthedoorbehindhim.)Phoebe:OhGod!Monica:What?Phoebe:OhIjustmisshimsomuch!Monica:Wow!Forjustaweekyouguysarereallyclose,huh?Phoebe:Yeah,it'sweird.Ican'thelpitthoughhe'ssosweet,he'slikethislittlepuppydog,y'know?Butlikeareallytoughonethatshotsbadguys.Ohh,Ijustlovebeginningpartsofrelationships,y'know?!Youjustlikecan'tkeepyourhandsoffeachother.Monica:Iknowitisthebest.Phoebe:So-sohowlongdidthatlastforyouandChandler?Monica:What?It'sstillgoingon.Phoebe:Comeon,seriously!Whendiditend?Monica:I-Iamserious,Imean,we're,we'reallovereachotherallthetime.Phoebe:Okay,youknowwhereyouarebetterthanIdo.Iwasjustcurious.Monica:(Startannoyinghyper-competitivemodenow.)(Jumpingup)Whatdon'tyoujustcalmdownPhoebe!Allright?!Whydon’tyoujustgetallyourfactsbeforeyourunaroundtellingeverybodythatyou'retheonlyhotcouple!!runaroundv.東奔西跑奔忙Phoebe:(Underherbreath)God,Iwokethebeast.Sorry.(ToMonica)Iwaswrongobviously,Ijust—Imisspoke.It'sokay.underone’sbreath輕聲細(xì)語/misspeakv.講錯發(fā)錯....的音使講得詞不達(dá)意Monica:Ohno,itisokay,ImeanaslongasyouknowthatChandlerandIarealsoveryhotandfiery,justashotasyou!Imeanourflame,whew,isonfire!fieryadj.(感情等)激烈的熱烈的/whewn.吹哨聲Chandler:(entering)HeyMonica,here'syourbroomback.Monica:Youaresocute.(Shegoesoverandkisseshimpassionately.)Chandler:Thecutebarkeepsgettinglowerandlower,doesn'tit?thecutebar:帥的標(biāo)準(zhǔn)[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,thenextday,ChandlerandJoeyarethereasRachelreturnsfromherinterview.]Chandler:Ohhey,how'dtheinterviewgo?Rachel:Ugh,horrible!Ididthestupidest,mostembarrassingthing!Joey:Didyoutelltheguyyouwantedtohavesexwithhiswifeandthenfallrightoutofyourchair?Rachel:No!Joey:Didyougetdrunkonthewayoverthere?Rachel:No!Joey:Well,thatexplainswhyyoudidn'tdotheotherstuff.Chandler:Sowhathappened?Rachel:Ugh,itwashorrible!And-andtheinterviewpartwentsowell,y'know?Ievenmadehimlaugh.HesaidsomethingaboutaboatandIwaslike,"Well,yeah!Ifyou'vegotenoughlifejackets!"(Shestartslaughing;ChandlerandJoeyarenotamused.)Trustme,itwasactually,itwasveryfunny.Anyway,soweweresayinggood-byeandugh!Apersonalflotationdevice(alsonamedPFD,lifejacket,lifepreserver,MaeWest,lifevest,lifesaver,corkjacket,lifebelt)isadevicedesignedtokeepawearer(n.穿用者)afloatandtheirheadabovewater,ofteninswimmingpools,rivers,lakes,andoceans.Thetermincludesalltypesofsuchdevicesfromlifepreserverstolifejacketstosurvivalsuits.TheyareavailableindifferentsizesanddifferentdesignspurposedforvariouslevelsofprotectionJoey:Whathappened?Rachel:(WeseeaflashbackasRacheldescribeswhathappened.)Allright,wewereshakinghandsandhekindaleanedtowardme…Y'knowmaybehewasgoingtoopenthedoor,butItotallymissreadhimandIuhhh…(Theflashbackshowsthatshekissedhimonthecheek.)missreadv.誤讀(某人的意圖)Joey:Youkissedhim?!Rachel:Well,Ididn'tknowwhatelsetodo!Chandler:Wellyoucouldatried,notkissinghim.Rachel:ThanksChandler.Monica:(enteringfromthebathroom)HeyRach,aguyfromRalphLaurencalled,yougotasecondinterview!Rachel:Monica,that'snotfunny.Monica:Oh,okay.AguyfromRalphLaurencalledYougotasecondinterviewRachel:Oh,myGod,Monica,youbetterbeserious.Monica:Youjusttoldmetobefunny!Rachel:OhmyGod,Ican'tbelieveit!Igotasecondinterview!Monica:Yes!Joey:Ibetthatkissisn'tlookinglikesuchabigmistakenow,isit?Rachel:What-what,waitaminute,youdon'tthinkthat'swhyhewantsmeback?Joey:Yeah!(Chandlermakesanoise)No?Monica:Akiss?Whatareyoutalkingabout?Rachel:Iaccidentallykissedhimintheinterview,andnowhewantsmebacky'knowofcourse,'cause"Let'sbringthegirlbackwhokisseseverybody!"Chandler:Comeon,Rach.Rachel:OhmyGod!WhatifhethinksI'mthekindofgirlthat-thatwouldjustsleepwithhim?Monica:Heprobablywantsyoubackbecauseyou'rerightforthejob.Rachel:Maybe.I-Idon'tknow—OhGod,howcouldIbesostupid?!Joey:OhRachellook,don'tsaythat,IthinkyoujustneedahugfromJoey.Comeon.Comeon.(ShehugshimandJoeylooksoutthewindow.)She'sback!Hotgirl'sback!Rachel:Ohh,wellI'mnottotallybackyet,butthankyou.Joey:No,inRoss'sbuilding!(HethrowsRachelontothechairandheadstothewindow.)She'sback!She'sback!(Pantomimes)Okay,waitthere,I'llbeoverinasecond.(Hecountswheresheisagain.)Gotit!(Runsoutanddoesalittlehopoverachair.)Chandler:Igottacheckoutthishotgirl!(Heheadstothewindowbutrealizessomething,stops,turnsandpointsatMonica.)Theresheis!(Hedancesovertoherandkissesher.)[Scene:Ross'sbuilding,Joeyisknockingonadooragain.It'sagainansweredbyRoss.]Joey:Damnit!!Didyoumove?!Ross:Yes.IlivedwithyouguysforawhileandthenIfoundthisplace.(Joeyjuststaresathim)I'mRoss.(Joeymakesafrustratedfaceandnoiseandwalksaway.Heknocksonthenextdoorandit'sansweredbyanoldman.)TheOldMan:Yes?Joey:(Lookingaround)Uhhdoyouhappentohaveahotgirlinthere?TheOldMan:No.I'mallalone.Joey:Yeah.Sorryaboutthat.(Hewalksawayandknocksonthenextdoorwhichisansweredbyalittlegirl.)Oh,heylittlegirl.Uhh,is-isyourmommy,orsister,orbabysitterbyanychanceahotgirl?byanychanceadv.萬一正好恰巧TheLittleGirl:Daddy!!Joey:Later!(Herunsawaydownthehallandhidesbehindacornertoawholeothercorridor.)Ohman!(Walksdownthehallwayindesperation.)Hotgirl!Hotgirl!!corridorn.走廊(=hallway)[Scene:Rachel'sjobinterview,sheiswaitingoutsideMr.Zelner's(theinterviewer)officebangingherpenbetweenherteeth.]Mr.Zelner:HiRachel!Rachel:Hi!Mr.Zelner:Comeonin.(Theygoinside.)Mr.Zelner:It'sreallynicetoseeyouagain.Rachel:Thankyou.Mr.Zelner:(Seesthatshehassomeinkonherlipfromherpen.)OhRachel,uhh…(Hepointstohisliptogethertonoticetheinkonhers.)Rachel:What?Mr.Zelner:Justah…(Hepointsagain.)Rachel:Excuseme?Mr.Zelner:Hereletme…(Hegoestowipeitoffhimself.)Rachel:(stoppinghim)Wh-whoa!Allright,okay-okay,Isee,Iseewhat'sgoingonhere!Nowlisten,look-look,I'msorryifIgaveyouthewrongimpression,butIamnotsomehussywhowilljustsleeparoundtogetahead!NoweventhoughI(Hetriestointerruptandtellherabouttheink),hey-hey-hey,eventhoughIkissedyou,thatdoesnotgiveyoutherighttodemandsexfromme.Idonotwant,thisjobthatbad.Goodday,sir.(Shestormsoutofhisoffice.)hussyn.賤婦輕佻或粗野的女子/sleeparoundv.<口>到處跟人睡覺(指性關(guān)系隨便)/getaheadv.進(jìn)步獲得成功/gooddayn.日安(白天見面或分手時之招呼)Rachel:Ifyou'regoingintheretoseeMr.Zelner,Ihopeyou'rereadytoputout.putout<俚>Whenafemaledispenses(v.給予)hersexualfavorssheissaidto"putout".AWoman：Iam.[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,Rachelisreturningfromherinterviewattempt.]Rachel:(entering)Ugh,youwillnotbelievewhatthatsleaze-ballfromRalphLaurendidtome!sleazeball：maleslutorplayer.asynonymwouldbe"sleaze""skeez"or"perv."(Joey,Monica,andRossallpointtotheirlipstogetRacheltoonceagainnoticetheinkonherlip.)Rachel:Okay-okaythat-that'samazing.Howdidyouknowthat?Ross:Yougotinkonyourlip.Rachel:Oh.(Realizes.)Ohhhhhhhhh….[Scene:CentralPerk,PhoebeandGaryandChandlerandMonicaareallthere.]Chandler:(ToGary)Sowhatdoyousay,maybesometimeIholdyourgun?Gary:Idon'tknowman,we'rereallynotsupposedtodothat.Chandler:Oh,whatcanhappen?Imean,wouldyou…(Hegesturesandspillssomeofhiscoffee.)Gary:Yeah,I'mgonnasayno.Monica:Phoebe,doyouwanttogoseeamovieafterdinnertonight?Phoebe:Ohwecan't,wealreadyhaveplans.Monica:Whatareyoudoing?Phoebe:Well,samethingwedidallday,hangoutatGary'sapartment.Heissoamazing,weneverleftthebedroom.Buthavefunatthemovie.Monica:(Thatannoyingcompetitivenessthingkicksinagain,whattheheckisthatwithherandwhymustthewritersshowiteveryflippin'episode?!)Oh,we'renotseeingamovie!Phoebe:You'renot?Thenwhydidyouaskusifwewantedtogo?Monica:Ohumm,that'sbecauseIjustwantedtoy'knowwalkinonmeandChandlerwhilewewere,y'know,doingitallnight.Willyouexcusemeforjustasecond失陪一下行嗎?Phoebe:Yeah!Monica:Okay.(ShegetsupandwalksovertoChandler.)Chandler?CanIseeyouforasecond?Chandler:Uh,yeah.Monica:Okay.(Theywalkawaytogetsomeprivacy.)Wehavegottobeatthem!{Herewegoyetagain.}Chandler:Why?Monica:'Cause,GaryandPhoebethinkthey'reahottercouplethanweare!Chandler:Ohh,so?Monica:So!Sowe'vegottogoupstairsandhavealotofsextoprovethemwrong!Chandler:Monica,youhavegottostopthiscompetitivething!Okay?It'scrazy.{Finally!Thevoiceofreason.}Imean,justimpressGaryandPhoebewehavetogoupstairsandhavesexoverandoverandI'msayingnotothis,why?Getyourcoat.CommercialBreak[Scene:ThelobbyinRoss'sbuilding,weseeaflyerthatisonthebulletinboardthatreads,"AreyoutheHotGirlwhowavedatme?Ifso,givemeacall!"andit'ssigned,Joey629-9***(Thelastcoupleofnumbershavebeenrippedoff).Anyhow,Rossisgettinghismail.]flyern.傳單/bulletinboardn.布告欄公告牌/ripoffv.撕掉Ross:(tothewomancheckinghermailnexttohim)Hey!(Amanwalksup.)TheMan:(ToRoss)Excuseme.(HeputsupaflyerthathasasketchdrawingofJoeyanditreads,"Warning!Intruder!Ifyouseethiscreep-callthecops!")Youshouldcheckthisout,telltheothertenants.Apparentlyhe'srunningaroundlookingforsomekindofahotgirl.creep<俚>諂媚者卑鄙小人Ross:(tothewomancheckinghermail)Whoisn't?(ForthefirsttimeweseethatthewomanRossistalkingtoisinfactthehotgirlthatJoeyislookingfor.Shejustkindastaresathim.)Ross:Idon't,Idon'tthinkwe'vemeet.I-I'mRoss.TheHotGirl:Iknow.You'retheguywhowouldn'tchipinforthehandyman.handymann.受雇做雜事的人做零活的人Ross:Nevermind!(Goesbacktohismailbox.)TheHotGirl:No,I-Iactuallythoughtitwasunfairthewayeveryonereacted.Imeanyouhadjustmovedin.Ross:Ihadjustmovedin.Thankyou!Listenumm…TheHotGirl:Jen.Ross:Jen,IknowthismaysoundalittleZzzz(makessomekindofcrazynoise)Butuh,wouldyoumaybewannagrabacupofcoffeesometime,or…Jen:Sure!Thatwouldbenice.Ross:Umm?Jen:Oh!Mynumberisonthere.(Handshimabusinesscard.)Givemeacall.businesscardn.名片Ross:Iwillgiveyouacall.Jen:I'llseeyoulater.(Startstowalkaway.)Ross:Okay!(Aftershe'sleft,Rossgetsreallyhappyandstartskissingthecard.Suddenly,shereturns.)Jen:Iforgotmypaper.(Rossquicklyhidesthecardinhismouth.)[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,apost-coitalMonicaandChandlerarerecoveringonthecouch.]post-coitaln.性交后的Chandler:Thatwasamazing!Monica:PhoebeandGaryaresogonnahearaboutthisatdinner.Chandler:Thatwasamazing.Monica:Wearethehottest!Huh?Nooneishotterthanweare!We'rethebest.Chandler:No,you'rethebest.Monica:No,you'rethebest.Chandler:No,you'rethebest.Monica:Iamthebest.(Justastheystarttogetup,Joeywalksin.)Joey:(entering)Heyguys!(Seestheirstateofundress)What'chabeendoin'?(Hasasillygrin.)grinn.露齒笑Monica:(lookingoutthewindow)HeyJoey!Isn'tthatthegirlthatwavedatyoutheotherday?Joey:Idon'tknow.ButIcanseethroughyoursheet.(Helooksoutthewindow.)Yeah,yeah,that'sher.Buty'knowwhat?Doesn'tmatter,I'mnevergonnagettomeetheranyway.Monica:Why?Joey:Becauseit'simpossibletofindherapartment!Shelivesinsomelikeofhotgirlparalleluniverse,orsomething.paralleluniverse：differentuniverseswithinamultiverse(n.多元宇宙)arecalledparalleluniverses.n.平行宇宙Monica:Whatareyoutalkingabout?(Pointingoutthewindow.)Sheobviouslylivesonthesecondfloor,seventhapartmentfromtheleft!Joey:No.No.No.Shelivesonthethirdfloor,eighthapartmentfromtheleft.Monica:No,thosefirsttwowindows,(Points)that'sthelobby.Andy'knowtheotheroneoverthere,that'sthestairway.You'vebeencountingwrong.stairwayn.樓梯Joey:Ididnotknowthat!ThankyouMonica.(Startstoleave)Ican'tbelieveIalmostlostanothergirlbecauseofcounting.[Scene:Jen'sapartment,Rossispickingherupfortheirdate.]Ross:Souhh,youready?Jen:Sure,I'lljustgetmycoat.(There'saknockonthedoor.)Couldyougetthat?Ross:Sure.(HeopensthedoortoJoey.Needlesstosay,Joey'sstunned.)Joey…needlesstosayadv.不必說Joey:Dahhhhh!!(Rosshasapuzzledlookonhisface.)No!Noooo!!(Stormsoff.)[Scene:Mr.Zelner'soffice,Rachelhascomebackagaintotryanddothatsecondinterview.]Rachel:Ah,first,I-Iwouldliketosaythankyouforagreeingtoseemeagain.Mr.Zelner:That'squiteallright,butIfeelobligatedtotellyouthatthismeetingisbeingvideotaped.Rachel:(looksaroundforthecamera)Okay.Umm,well,firstIwouldliketostartbyapologizingforkissingyouanduh,foryellingatyou.Mr.Zelner:Fairenough.fairenough<口>很合理我同意(通常都是在辨了一番后用的,表示你對對方說的不是非常的贊同不過還勉強(qiáng)過的去.)Rachel:Nowyou'reprobablygoingtohireoneofthepeoplewhodidnotah,(Sheputsherhandsonhisdeskblotterandhemovesit.Rachelthendoesn'tknowwheretoputherhands.)whodid,whodidnotumm,yellatyouandstormout,andIthinkthat'sabigmistakeandhere'swhy.ImadeahugefoolofmyselfandIcameback,thatshowscourage.WhenIthoughtyouwantedsexinexchangeforthisjob,Isaidno.Thatshowsintegrity.And,Iwasnotafraidtostandupformyselfandthatshowscourage.(Suddenlyrealizesthatshesaidcouragetwice.)Okayumm,nowIknowIalreadysaidcourage,buty'knowyougottahavecourage.Andumm,andfinallywhenIthoughtyouweremakingsexualadvancesintheworkplace,IsaidnoandIwasnotlitigious.{Bytheway,litigiousmeanstowanttolitigateandlitigateistomakealawsuitagainst.

Soshedidn'twanttosuehim.Don'tworry,Ihadtolookituptoo.}Sothereyougo,yougot,yougot(countsthemoffwithherfingers)courage,yougotintegrity,yougot(Pause)courageagain,andnotlitigious.LookMr…blottern.吸墨紙記事簿/litigiousadj.好訴訟的好爭論的/litigatev.提出訴訟Mr.Zelner:Zelner.Rachel:Zelner!Right!Iknewthat!Ireally,reallywantthisjobandIthink,IthinkIwouldbereallygoodatit.Mr.Zelner:Y'knowwhat?Imayregretthisbutuh,I'mgoingtogiveyouashot.regretvt.為...感到遺憾后悔Rachel:(gasps)Oh!Youare?Mr.Zelner:Um-hmm.Rachel:Really?Ohthankyou!Oh…Oh,woulditbecompletelyinappropriatetogiveyouahug?Mr.Zelner:Yes!Rachel:Okay,wellthenhowaboutahandshake?(Shegoestoshakehishandbutmissesandtoucheshisgroin.)OhGodI'msorry!OhGod,I'msorry!Ididnotmeantotouchthat—Imeanyouthere.There.Uhh,okay,sothank-thankyou,I'mgoingtoleavenowthankyouverymuchuh-huh,thankyouso—Hey!I'llseeyouMonday!(Exits.)groinn.腹股溝[Scene:Arestaurant,Chandler,Monica,Phoebe,andGaryareonadoubledate.Chandlerisyawning.]doubledate<美口>兩對男女同時參加的社交約會/yawnv.打呵欠Phoebe:YoutiredChandler?Monica:Youbetterbelievehe'stired,afterthedaywehad!IfyouknowwhatImean.YouknowwhatImean?Chandler:Honey,thetortillachipsknowwhatyoumean.Atortillachip：isasnackfoodmadefromcorntortillas[n.玉米粉圓餅],whicharecutintowedgesandthenbaked(alternatelytheymaybediscspressedoutofcornmasa(n.濕潤粉糊)thenfriedorbaked).Corntortillasaremadeofcorn,vegetableoil,saltandwater.AlthoughinventedinLosAngelesinthelate1940s,tortillachipsareconsideredtobeaformofMexicanfood,calledtotoposincommercialversions(however,theoriginaltotopoisactuallymoresimilartoaba