中英雙語版大學(xué)畢業(yè)感言.doc

中英雙語版大學(xué)畢業(yè)感言 1. To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States."那些取得好成績(jī)的同學(xué)，做的好!那些得C的同學(xué)，有一天你們會(huì)成為美國(guó)總統(tǒng)。2. Of course theres a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors dont take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates。大學(xué)當(dāng)然是個(gè)有很多知識(shí)的地方：大一的帶進(jìn)來一些，大四的帶不走多少，知識(shí)便積累起來了。3. A professor is one who talks in someone elses sleep。教授就是別人都睡了他還在講話的人。4. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools。只要有考試，學(xué)校里就會(huì)有禱告者。5. The things taught in colleges are not an education, but the means to an education。大學(xué)里學(xué)得不是知識(shí)，而是學(xué)習(xí)知識(shí)的方法。6. Never get married in college：its hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds youve already made one mistake。千萬不要在大學(xué)結(jié)婚：一旦你未來的雇主發(fā)現(xiàn)你已經(jīng)犯下一個(gè)錯(cuò)誤，你就很難起步了。7. Education is not preparation for life, education is life itself。學(xué)習(xí)不是為生活做準(zhǔn)備，學(xué)習(xí)就是生活的全部。8. The university brings out all abilities, including incapability。大學(xué)能培養(yǎng)人的各種能力，包括無能。9. The chief value in going to college is that its the only way to learn it really doesnt matter。上大學(xué)的主要價(jià)值是：只有上了才知道真的不值啊。10. 80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didnt read。期末考試中80%的內(nèi)容都來自你翹掉的那節(jié)課和你漏讀的那本書。11. College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town