2021年初中幽默英語演講稿「」

1、初中幽默英語演講稿 初中幽默英語演講稿精選3篇 是進行演講的依據(jù)，是對演講內(nèi)容和形式的規(guī)范和提示，下面是為大家收集的初中幽默，供大家參考。 Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town. Lets go to the fair, Matt, his wife said. We havent been anywhere for a long time. Matt thought about t

2、his for a while. He knew he would have to spend money at the fair. At last he said, All right, but Im not going to spend much money. Well look at things, but we wont buy anything. They went to the fair and looked at all the things to buy. There were _ny things Matts wife wanted to buy, but he would

3、not let her spend any money. Then, in a nearby field, they saw a s _ll airplane. Fun flights! the noti _ said, $ 10 for 10 minutes. Matt had never been in an airplane and he wanted to go on a fun flight. However, he didnt want to have to pay for his wife, as well. Ive only got $ 10, he told the pilo

4、t. Can my wife e with me for free? The pilot wasnt selling _ny tickets, so he said, Ill _ke a bargain with you. If your wife doesnt scream or shout, she can have a free flight. Matt agreed, and got into the s _ll airplane with his wife. The pilot took off and _de his airplane do all kinds of things.

5、 At one moment it was flying upside down. When the plane landed, the pilot said, 0. K. your wife didnt _ke a sound. She can have her ride free. Thank you, Matt said. It wasnt easy for her, you know, especially when she fell out. One of the most popular hobbies among people is reading books. More and

6、 more people spend their spare time in reading the books they are interested in. There are so _ny books in the world that it is impossible for any one to read all of them, even if he spends his whole life in reading. Before we start reading, we should find out whether it is valuable for us to read.

7、Reading good books is one of the greatest pleasures in life. It can enrich our knowledge. It _kes us learn lots of things we did not previously know. We can be aware of what had happened in the past as well as what is happening in the present time. The more books we read, the more knowledge we get.

8、No _tter how much education we re _ive or how much expensive we have, we can not bee a full _n unless we keep reading. Reading bad books will lead you to a wrong way and prevents you from progressing. Its worse than reading nothing. So we know how important it is to read good books. book can be read

9、 at random time if you have leisure, and there never be a time limitation. Also, you can read a book to achieve a more really history. Through a book, you can municate with its author without others tran _ission. All these rarely can be easily achieved by a television. Furthermore, book is a treasur

10、e that has developed _nturies. As we know when written language appeared, hu _n beings became use it to record their lives, and this action leaves us a lot of historic precious mineral. We can absorb in _igen _ and wisdom, and we can also be taught lessons. I love book from my heart, form book I kno

11、w how to municate with others, and I learn my homeland is the pla _ I love best, and also I know my parents are the very individuals who I love through my life. What about the television? Television, sometimes, show violen _, _, drugs beyond our choi _. Love Your Mother 愛你的母親 Why are you crying, a y

12、oung boy asked his Mom? 你 _哭?一個小男孩問他的媽媽. Because Im a wo _n, she told him. 因為我是女人,她告訴他. I dont understand, he said. 我不明白.他回答 His Mom just hugged him and said, And you never will, but thats O.K. 媽媽擁抱了他說,你永遠也不會明白,但沒關系. Later the little boy asked his father, Why does Mom seem to cry for no reason?. 后來小

13、男孩問他的父親媽媽 _似乎在無緣無故的哭泣? All women cry for no reason, was all his Dad could say. 所有的女人都會常常沒有原因地哭泣,這是他的父親唯一可以解釋的. The little boy grew up and became a _n, still wondering why women cry. 等到小男孩長大,成了男人的時候, 他仍然奇怪媽媽 _哭. Finally he put in a call to God and when God got back to him, he asked God, why do women

14、cry so easily? 最后他把這件事禱告給上帝,他問上帝, _女人容易哭泣? GOD answered. 上帝回答: When I _de wo _n, I decided she had to be special. I _de her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet, _de her arms gentle enough to give fort. 當我創(chuàng)造女人的時候, 我決定把她造的很特別, 我讓她的雙肩強壯的足以能夠承擔整個世界,但是, 卻讓她的雙臂溫柔的足夠去安慰他人. I gave

15、her the inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that _ny times will e even from her own children. 我給她內(nèi)在的力量去忍受生產(chǎn)的劇痛, 也讓她有勇氣承受無數(shù)的傷害, 甚至這些傷害有時會于自己的孩子. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going and take care of her family and friends, even when everyone else gives up, through sic

16、kneand fatigue without plaining. 我給她頑強,讓她能夠不斷地前進, 并且照顧自己的家人和朋友, 甚至當每個人都放棄的時候, 她卻能夠堅強地在疾病和勞累之時毫無怨言. I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all yanjianggao/ircumstan _s. Even when her child has hurt her badly. She has the very special power to _ke a childs boo-boo feel better an

17、d to quell a teenagers anxieties and fears. 我給她內(nèi)心的敏感,讓她在任何環(huán)境下都深愛著自己的孩子.甚至在他們深深傷害她的時候. 她用那特別的力量，讓年幼孩子的在受傷的時候感到安慰，也能夠讓年輕的子女消除緊張與恐懼. I gave her strength to care for her hu _and, despite faults and I fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart. 我給她力量關心她的丈夫，盡管他會犯錯.我用男人的肋骨創(chuàng)造了女人，使女人可以保護男人的心臟. I gave he

18、r wisdom to know that a good hu _and never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly. 我給她智慧，讓她知道一個好丈夫永遠不會傷害他的妻子，但有時候會試煉她堅定的永遠跟隨自己丈夫的能力與決心. For all of this hard work, I also gave her a tear to shed. It is hers to use whenever needed and it is her only weakness. When you see her cry, _ her how much you love her, and all she does for everyone, and even though she _y still cry, you will have _d