IT狂人臺(tái)詞文本

1、IT狂人臺(tái)詞文本【 IT狂人第一季第1期 】Hope this doesnt embarrass you Jen, but I found the best thing to do with the new employee is to size them up with a long hard stare.希望你不要感到尷尬，珍。因?yàn)槲野l(fā)現(xiàn)考量新員工最好的辦法就是用眼睛緊緊地盯著他。So!So.Firstday!Yes!那么！怎樣。第一天上班？沒(méi)錯(cuò)！Scary.?Yes.Dontbescared!OhImnotreally scared.害怕吧？是.別怕！其實(shí)我也不是很怕。Youshould

2、be!WellImalittlebitscared.What?Dontbe!應(yīng)該怕！我確實(shí)有點(diǎn)小怕啦。啥？別怕！Makeupyourmind!你到底想怎樣。Sohereyouare!好吧你說(shuō)！Yes.Imreallylookingforwardto.Gettingtogripswiththe.其實(shí)，我很希望能.認(rèn)真做好.ImgonnaputyouinI.T.BecauseyousaidonyourCVyouhadalotofexperiencewith computers.我決定把你安排在IT部門。因?yàn)槟阍诤?jiǎn)歷里說(shuō)你在電腦方面很有經(jīng)驗(yàn)。IdidsaythatonmyCV,yes.Ihavelo

3、puter.thing,you know.我的確在簡(jiǎn)歷里提過(guò)，沒(méi)錯(cuò)。我有著豐富的經(jīng)驗(yàn)，關(guān)于整體的.電腦的. 事兒。Emails.sendingemails,receivingemails,deletingemails.Icouldgoon.Do!例如電子郵件.發(fā)郵件，收郵件，刪郵件.除此之外我還會(huì)很多。那接著說(shuō)！TheWeb.Usingmouse.mices.usingmice.Clicking.doubleclicking.thecomputerscreenof course,thekeyboard.我會(huì)上網(wǎng). 點(diǎn)鼠標(biāo) .各種鼠標(biāo)。

4、單擊.雙擊.當(dāng)然還有顯示器、鍵盤.Thebitthatgoesonthefloordownthere.Theharddrive?Correct.那邊安在地板上的叫什么來(lái)著.硬盤嗎？就是它。Aha!Well,youcertainlyseemtoknowyourstuff.啊哈！看來(lái)你對(duì)你的專業(yè)非常熟悉。Thatsettles.GotagoodfeelingaboutyouJen!Andtheyneedanewmanager.就這么定了。對(duì)你的感覺(jué)很不錯(cuò)啊，珍！那邊正好缺個(gè)新經(jīng)理。Ohfantastic!So.thepeopleIllbeworkingwith,whatretheylike?太好了

5、！那.要跟我一起工作的同事，他們?cè)趺礃?？Standardnerds!標(biāo)準(zhǔn)的書呆子！【 IT狂人第一季第2期 】HelloI.T. ?Haveyoutriedturningitoffandon again?你好，IT部。試過(guò)關(guān)機(jī)重啟嗎？OK,well,thebuttonontheside,isitglowing?好，邊上的鈕亮不亮？Yeah,youneedtoturniton!Thebutton,turnsit on? !對(duì)，你需要先按鍵開機(jī)！就是那個(gè)鈕，按下去了嗎？Yeah.You.Yeah.Youdoknowhowabutton works,dontyou?No,notonclothes!是

6、.你.對(duì).你知道怎么按按鈕吧，不是嗎？不是衣服上的紐扣?。╞utton=按鈕=紐扣）Hello,I.T. ?Yeah?Haveyoutriedforcinganunexpectedreboot?你好，IT部。是嗎？你試過(guò)強(qiáng)制意外重啟嗎？No,no!Thereyougo!Nothereyougo,Ijusthearditcomeon.不不！就是那樣！這回對(duì)了，我剛聽見開機(jī)的聲音了。Nono,thatsthemusicyouhearwhenitcomeson.不不，你聽見的是開機(jī)音樂(lè)。No,thatsthemusicyouhearwhen.Imsorry,areyoufromthepast? !不

7、，有音樂(lè)說(shuō)明.抱歉，你是從古代來(lái)的嗎？Seethedriverhooksafunctionbypatchingthesystemcalltable.驅(qū)動(dòng)程序通過(guò)修補(bǔ)系統(tǒng)調(diào)用表調(diào)用掛鉤函數(shù)。Soitsnotsafetounloadit,unlessanotherthreadsabouttojumpinthereanddoitsstuff.所以直接卸載不安全，除非讓另一個(gè)進(jìn)程接管。Andyoudontwanttoendupinmiddleofinvalidmemory.Hello?如果在無(wú)效內(nèi)存中掛掉就悲催了。喂？Ohreally?Really,whydontyoucomedownhereandm

8、akemethen?是嘛？那你干嗎不下來(lái)跟我單挑??？What?OhyouthinkImafraidofyou?Imnotafraidofyou!什么？你以為我怕你??？我才不怕你呢！YoucancomedownhereanytimeandIllbewaitingforya!Thattoldher!有種你就下來(lái)，本人隨時(shí)恭候！就欠這么跟她說(shuō)！OhGod,itsabouttimeyougotback,itsbeenallgo.哎呀老天，你該早點(diǎn)回來(lái)，錯(cuò)過(guò)剛才的好戲了。Youhadajob?你去修電腦了？Girlonfifth.五樓那姑娘報(bào)修.Didyouandher.hititoff?你跟她. 投緣

9、嗎？DefineHititoff?投緣是什么意思？Didshecontinuetalkingtoyouonceyoudfixedhercomputer?就是修完電腦后，她還理你嗎？No.AndwhileIwasworkingonit,sherestedacuponmyback.不理.而且我趴著修電腦時(shí)，她還在我背上放了個(gè)杯子。No? !Yep!Unbelievable!不是吧？你看！簡(jiǎn)直難以置信！Yeah,Imeantheyvenotrespectforusupthere,norespect!Whatsoever!Werealljust drudgenstothem沒(méi)錯(cuò)，樓上的人對(duì)咱們太沒(méi)尊重

10、了！是不尊重！無(wú)所謂是什么詞！簡(jiǎn)直當(dāng)咱們是哭工?。≧oy把drudge說(shuō)成了drudgen）Yes!Ifthereweresuchathingasadrudgen,thatiswhatwedbetothem.沒(méi)錯(cuò)！要是世上有哭工這個(gè)詞，那我們一定是。Itsliketheyrepallywallywhentheresaproblemwiththeirprinter,butonceitsfixed.打印機(jī)壞了他們都跟你稱兄道弟的，可只要你一修好.Theytossusawaylikeyesterdaysjam!他們像對(duì)隔夜的果醬那樣，隨手就把咱們?nèi)拥揭慌?！Yes!Yesterdaysjam!That

11、iswhatwearetothem!對(duì)！隔夜的果醬！那就是我們?cè)谒麄冄劾锏男蜗?！Actuallyyouknowwhat?Thatdoesntreallyworkasathing.becauseyouknow,jamlastsfor ages.其實(shí)那比喻還是有點(diǎn)不準(zhǔn)確.果醬保質(zhì)期很長(zhǎng)的。Hello,I.T. ?Haveyoutriedturningitoffandonagain?你好，IT部。試過(guò)關(guān)機(jī)重啟嗎？Unisextoilets?Youhaveunisextoilets,likeAllyMcBeal?無(wú)性別衛(wèi)生間？你們居然有無(wú)性別衛(wèi)生間，跟甜心俏佳人里一樣？【 IT狂人第一季第7期 】It

12、mightbesomethingyousay,orsomethingyou do!那些跡象可能會(huì)是你說(shuō)的話，或者干的事！Butwhenwenoticethis,andbelievemewewill noticethis,theresgoingtobealongwaydownfor you,sweetchicks!我們只要注意到這些跡象，相信我，我們一定會(huì)留意的，你就會(huì)在這兒待好長(zhǎng)時(shí)間，小丫頭！Hellrealizeinasecond.他馬上就會(huì)反應(yīng)過(guò)來(lái)他說(shuō)錯(cuò)了。Icannotbelieveyouregoingtotellonme.Youre likeapairofhorribleoldwome

13、n.真不敢相信，你們居然打算告發(fā)我。你們倆就像一對(duì)老巫婆。Whatdidshesay?她說(shuō)什么？Shesaidwerelikehorribleoldwomen.她說(shuō)我們像老巫婆。Shedidnt!她怎會(huì)這么說(shuō)！Heyguys!Ok,gotsomethingtotellme?你們好啊，伙計(jì)們！找我有事嗎？Yes,well,itslikethis.有點(diǎn)事。是這樣的.Lookatyou!MyI.T.Team.看看你們！我的IT團(tuán)隊(duì)。Yeah.Teamplayerseachandeveryoneofyou.沒(méi)錯(cuò)。你們每個(gè)人都是團(tuán)隊(duì)的一員。Yeah,whatshe.Theresnoroomforpeop

14、lewhocantactinateamonmyteam!對(duì)，但她.在我這兒沒(méi)有團(tuán)隊(duì)精神可不行！Excuseme.Hello?What? !Wellifyoucantworkasateam,youreallfired!Thatsit,youheard me,fine!Getyourthingsandgo!抱歉。喂？什么？！要是你們不能像團(tuán)隊(duì)一樣工作，就給我走人！就是那樣，你沒(méi)聽錯(cuò)，你們被解雇了！拿著你的東西走人！Hello,Security?Everyoneonfloor4isfired.Escortthemfromthepremises.Anddoitasa team!喂，保衛(wèi)科嗎？四樓的人都

15、被炒了，把他們送出大樓。別忘了團(tuán)隊(duì)合作！Rememberyoureateam,andifyoucantactasateam,yourefiredtoo!記住你們是個(gè)團(tuán)隊(duì)，如果沒(méi)有團(tuán)隊(duì)精神你們也給我走人！Dawn!Getontorecruitment.Tellthemtolookforasecurityteamthatcanworkasteam.道恩！找人事部，讓他們招一組有團(tuán)隊(duì)精神的保安隊(duì)。Theymayhavetoescortoursecurityteamfromthebuilding,fornotactinglikeateam!讓他們把現(xiàn)在的保安隊(duì)轟出去，他們沒(méi)有團(tuán)隊(duì)精神！Team!Tea

16、mteamteamteamteam!IevenlovesayingthewordTeam.團(tuán)隊(duì)！團(tuán)隊(duì) 、團(tuán)隊(duì)、團(tuán)隊(duì).我特喜歡說(shuō)這個(gè)詞。Youprobablythinkthatsapictureofmyfamily?你們可能認(rèn)為這是我家的全家福？ItstheATeam.Body,Doyle,Tiger,theJewelleryMan!Allofthem!Sowhatdoyouwannatell me?其實(shí)這是頂級(jí)團(tuán)隊(duì)。寶迪 、道爾、 泰格、 還有個(gè)帶珠寶的男人！他們都是！話說(shuō)你們來(lái)找我什么事？Well,itsjustnotworkingout.哦，我們之間合不來(lái)。Hesjoking!他開玩笑呢！

17、Butyousaid.可你剛才說(shuō).Notworkingout?合不來(lái)？Ohno!No!Wearegettingonlikeabighouseonfire!Yeah!啊沒(méi)有沒(méi)有！我們之間好著呢，跟老房子著火似的！沒(méi)錯(cuò)！Myearsgettinghot!我的耳朵燙死了！No.Youknowwhat?Weshouldleavenow,becauseyouknow,youreabusymanandweve takenfartoomuchofyourtime.看來(lái)我們?cè)撟吡?。因?yàn)槟闶莻€(gè)大忙人，我們已經(jīng)占用你很多時(shí)間了。Jencouldyoujustgetthedoorformethere?AbsolutelyRoy!珍啊，你能幫我開一下門嗎？當(dāng)然可以，羅伊！Sowhydidyoucomehereinthefirstplace?那你們一開始來(lái)這兒是干嗎？Um.Wesetupavoiceactivationsystemonyourcomputer.Ithinkyouregonnaenjoyit.那個(gè).我們給