幽默英語(yǔ)演講稿

1、幽默英語(yǔ)演講稿幽默英語(yǔ)演講稿范文一Matt and his wife lived in the cuntry. Matt was very stingy and hated spending mney. ne day a fair came t the nearby twn.Lets g t the fair, Matt, his wife said. We havent been anywhere fr a lng time.Matt thught abut this fr a while. He knew he wuld have t spend mney at the fair. At

2、last he said, All right, but Im nt ging t spend much mney. Well lk at things, but we wnt buy anything.They went t the fair and lked at all the things t buy. There were many things Matts wife wanted t buy, but he wuld nt let her spend any mney.Then, in a nearby field, they saw a small airplane.Fun fl

3、ights! the ntice said,$ 10 fr 10 minutes.Matt had never been in an airplane and he wanted t g n a fun flight. Hwever, he didnt want t have t pay fr his wife, as well.Ive nly gt $ 10,he tld the pilt. Can my wife cme with me fr free? The pilt wasnt selling many tickets, s he said, Ill make a bargain w

4、ith yu. If yur wife desnt scream r shut, she can have a free flight.Matt agreed, and gt int the small airplane with his wife.The pilt tk ff and made his airplane d all kinds f things. At ne mment it was flying upside dwn.When the plane landed, the pilt said, 0. K. yur wife didnt make a sund. She can

5、 have her ride free.Thank yu, Matt said. It wasnt easy fr her, yu knw, especially when she fell ut.幽默英語(yǔ)演講稿范文二Gd mrning teachers and fellw students. Tday we wuld like t intrduce a few favrite bks t yu.My favrite bk is (Italian: Cure). This is a diary written by an Italian by Enric. The diary is abut

6、his life and study. It included varius tuching stries that happened arund Enric, the mtts taught by his parents, as well as the wnderful ten mnthly stries tld by his teacher during the class. Every wrd in the chapter describes the wrd lve. Frm patritism t friendship, and t the lve between parents an

7、d child - really tuching.This nvel taught me hw t lve, and hw t learn frm lve. I really like this bk very much. Hw abut yu? What is yur favrite bk?My favrite bk is . Have yu read it befre?h, I haven t read this bk befre. What is it abut?Well, it is a stry f a rich girl wh maintained her nble character after the bankruptcy f her father. The stry is happy ending.Can yu tell us why yu lve this bk s much?Sure. It is because the stry taught us t be brave and t face the challenges and difficulties with curage. I am deeply impressed by the strength and perseverance f the little prince