英語笑話50詞-50個英語笑話爆笑超短

1、本文格式為word版，下載可任意編輯英語笑話50詞:50個英語笑話爆笑超短 笑話幾乎涵蓋人們生活的全部領(lǐng)域,其中包括政治笑話、經(jīng)濟笑話、家庭生活笑話、關(guān)于民族性格的笑話等。我細心收集了50詞英語笑話，供大家觀賞學(xué)習(xí)! 50詞英語笑話篇1 a wrfe said to her husband, weve got trouble with the car; it has water in the carburstor . the husband exclaimed, water in the carburetor ? thats ridiculous! the wife repeated, i t

2、ell you, the car has water in the carburetor. the husband said, but you dont even know what a carburetor is wheres the car? and the wife replied, ln the swimming pooll 有位太太對先生說："我們的車子出問題了!化油器進水了。'先生說："化油器進水?真是荒謬!'太太重復(fù)道："我告知你，車子的化油墨進水了!'先生說："可是你連化油器是什么都搞不清晰啊l車子在哪兒?'

3、;太太回答："游泳池里!' 50詞英語笑話篇2 when the bill arrives ,mark, chris ,eric and tom will each throw in a $20,even though its only for $32.50. none of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. when the women get their bill , out come the pocket calculators. 買單的

4、時候，阿麥，阿克、阿力和阿湯每人都甩出20塊錢，雖然其實一共只吃了32塊50沒人有更小的票子了，也沒人情愿承認他們其實想把票子破開。女人買單時，每人掏出個計算器。 50詞英語笑話篇3 a man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor. 有位結(jié)婚十年的男人，正向婚姻顧問請教。 when i was first married, i was very happy. ld come home from a hard day down at the shop,and my little dog wo

5、uld race around barking,and my wife would bring me my slippers. now everythings changed. when i come home, my dog brings me my slippers,and my wife barks at me. 新婚時我特別幸福。在市區(qū)的商店里累了一天，回到家里，小狗圍著我又跑又叫，妻子忙給我拿來拖鞋。現(xiàn)在一切都變了。小狗給我叼來拖鞋，妻子對我又喊又叫。' i dont know what youre complaining about ,said the counselor,

6、 youre still getting the same service. "我不知道你有什么可埋怨的，'顧問說，"你得到的服務(wù)還是同樣的嘛。' 50詞英語笑話篇4 one evening l drove my husbands car to the shopping mall. on my return, i noticed how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.when i finally entered the house, i called out.the woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield. 一天晚上我開著丈夫的車去購物，回來后發(fā)覺車身沾滿灰塵，于是擦洗了一陣。最終我走進屋里時大聲喊道："世界上最愛你的女 人剛擦洗了你的車燈和擋風(fēng)玻璃。' my husband looked up and said,moms here ? 我丈夫抬頭看了看，說，"媽媽來了?&