超冷的英語冷笑話5篇英語冷笑話.doc

1、超冷的英語冷笑話5篇英語冷笑話話是現(xiàn)代社會(huì)開展最快的一種口頭文學(xué)體裁,它表達(dá)了某一民族行為中最深入的和潛意識(shí)中的觀點(diǎn)。下面是WTT帶來的超冷的英語冷笑話，!超冷的英語冷笑話篇一坐在乘客席上I've always had difficulty parking my large station waggon in head-on parking spaces.One day I was trying to fit into a spot and, with great embarrassment，pulled forward and back several times.對于我來說，在車頭

2、對車頭的停車場停放我那輛大旅行車是件非常困難的事。一次，我竭力地停放著我的車，前進(jìn)、后退反復(fù)了幾次才把車停好。這事弄得我好不為難。As I stepped out，a man standing beside the vehicle ne_t to me remarked，“If I couldn't park better than that, I would take a ta_i.”Then he got into the passenger's seat of his car and，with his wife at the wheel, rode off.“當(dāng)我從車?yán)锍?/p>

3、來時(shí)，看見一個(gè)男人站在我的車旁邊，他毫不客氣地說:“我要是有這樣糟的技術(shù)，就干脆坐出租?！闭f完他上了車坐在了客人席上，由他的妻子握著方向盤，把車開走了。超冷的英語冷笑話篇二急轉(zhuǎn)彎兒A guest of ours at the country club took a wrong turn and found herself in the menu's locker room.She encountered a burly man clad only in a towel and puffing on a cigar.”May I help youy“he asked.”No，thanks

4、,“she answered calmly.”I'm just looking for the non-smoking section.“在我們鄉(xiāng)村俱樂部里有位女客人，她拐錯(cuò)了彎兒，發(fā)現(xiàn)自己走進(jìn)了男子更衣室。碰巧撞到一個(gè)很壯實(shí)的男人。他裹著一條浴巾在抽雪茄.“我能為您效勞嗎?”他問.“不，謝謝，”她平靜地答復(fù)。“我是在找一個(gè)無人抽煙的地方?！背涞挠⒄Z冷笑話篇三責(zé)怪As I sat with my pet in the veterinarian's waiting room，a woman and her old English sheepdog emerged from on

5、e of the e_amining rooms.The dog sat obediently while the woman asked for her bill.When told it was$80, she looked down at the dog and said，”Did you hear that? Get a job.“我?guī)е」返仍讷F醫(yī)的侯診室里，一位婦女和她的英國種牧羊狗從診室里走出來。當(dāng)主人在問診費(fèi)時(shí)，小構(gòu)乖乖地坐在一邊。當(dāng)主人被告知診資是80元時(shí)，那婦女低頭看自己的小狗說:“你聽到了吧，得去找份工作了?！背涞挠⒄Z冷笑話篇四按規(guī)定辦One day I retriev

6、ed an“Attempt to Deliver Package”slip from my mail bo_.The letter carrier had just left，so I caught up to him and asked for the parcel.有一天，我從信箱里取出一個(gè)紙條，上面寫著:“試投包裹單。”郵遞員已經(jīng)走了，但我還是追上了他，向他要包裹?！癐 didn't bring it，”he replied.“I just brought along the slip.”“我沒帶來，”他說，“我只是給你捎了個(gè)單子.”“You're s

7、upposed to try to deliver the package.”I said.“Please bring it tomorrow.““你應(yīng)該負(fù)責(zé)送包裹吧，”我說:“那你明天帶我把它帶來吧。”“可以”他告訴我，“但是你得在上午九點(diǎn)之前給郵局打個(gè) ，再提醒一下這事.”“Okay，”he told me，”but first make sure that you call the post office before 9 a.m.”“我現(xiàn)豐就去打?！薄癐'll phone them right now.”“如今可不行?！彼f?！盰ou c

8、an't，“he said.“為什么?” Why not?“因?yàn)?你打 找的是我，而我如今不在郵局.”Because you have to talk to me，and I'm not there.“超冷的英語冷笑話篇五看法不同After my husband，John，and I moved to Michigan from Nebraska，our new friends，proud of their beautiful tree一lined roads，teased us about the Mid-west's dull，flat，treeless land.When my parents，Nebraska farmers，visited us，I asked them about their trip.我和丈夫約翰從內(nèi)布拉斯加搬到密西根后，我們新認(rèn)識(shí)的朋友們總為他們美麗的林蔭大過引以為榮.他們嘲諷我們的中西部平原荒涼、貧瘩，連株枯樹都沒有。后來我父母從內(nèi)布拉斯加的老家來看我們，我問他們對旅途的感受。What a boring drive，”my f