六人英語話劇《三打白骨精》劇本

1、Three Times Beating Monster劇本作者：黃斯倩（重慶郵電大學(xué)）導(dǎo)演：黃斯倩演員：黃斯倩，佘加杰，張碧亮，王傳奇，謝光磊，卓煬程人物：唐僧 、孫悟空、 豬八戒、 沙僧、白骨精（村姑 小孩、老太婆、 幕后放ppt的場景一：（“路在腳下” 音樂響起）唐僧:（輕咳）悟空,factually, I am a bit hungry， Could you go to get me some food?八戒: You see, master is hungry, me too!沙僧：大師兄，二師兄說的對唐僧: 八戒!Dont forget who ate my last meal!（腳

2、踹八戒）八戒：(委屈)but I still hungry!沙僧: But master, if a monster comes while 大師兄 is away···唐僧: （點頭）Em.It is a problem.悟空, do you have any idea?悟空: No problem! (悟空圍三人轉(zhuǎn)了一圈) 八戒: This is.?悟空: Electric net! I have learnt the energy of electricity from 兒歌三百首. So I made this. No monster can approa

3、ch you if you stay in it!唐僧: Emm (摸悟空頭)悟空, you are becoming smarter! 額米頭發(fā), knowledge is power!悟空: Bye! jindou cloud！筋斗云：I am jindou cloud!(捶胸，做熊樣)I am here!(把孫悟空拖走) 唐僧打坐，閉目養(yǎng)神。八戒和沙僧：兩只小蜜蜂啊，飛在花叢中啊···場景二：村姑：米拉桑，闊你急哇（日語）師徒三人：oh，hi（大家站了起來，某些個吹口哨,做勾引手勢）村姑:My name is bai （扭捏害羞樣）大家：hello, mis

4、s bai.村姑: actually, I am going to send some food to some masters ,they live in the temple, look, around the corner. （欲接近唐僧，被彈回）em···may be you are hungry, welcome to my home to have a dinner, I will make food for you ,(輕聲說)delicious! 八戒：yeah! you look so delicious! shifu! lets go!唐僧：m

5、iss bai, you are so kind ,but we have to wait for 悟空沙僧：師傅，二師兄說的對，大師兄will find us, let us go now!村姑：come with me.(大家跟著村姑走著，村姑一個媚眼，八戒倒下，唐僧跨過八戒的身體繼續(xù)跟著村姑)沙僧：（扶八戒）are you ok?八戒：no! I am full in love with the girl!沙僧：yeah！she is an apple in my eyes!（吃了一口蘋果）唐僧：miss bai!村姑：（轉(zhuǎn)身眨眼）what ?唐僧：I love you when I s

6、ee you at the first time! I ···村姑：（輕輕用手堵住唐僧嘴）you jump , I jump!(音樂響起，二人做泰坦尼克號經(jīng)典動作)村姑：（轉(zhuǎn)過身）shifu, close your eyes! lets have a kiss!唐僧：wow I love to（閉眼，翹起嘴巴，伸脖子）（村姑奸笑，準(zhǔn)備吃了唐僧） 悟空: (回來，看見村姑，火眼金睛看一眼村姑)Oh, monster!(上前就打,兩人大戰(zhàn)三回合，村姑倒)村姑: （倒)Ah(凄慘的音樂放起)唐僧: (氣憤)悟空! Look what have done! She is

7、a kind girl!悟空: She is a monster!唐僧: Nonsense!(深呼吸)悟空: Oh, please dont唐僧:Its too late!(唱) 哦瑪麗瑪麗買賣home悟空: Please, Please, oh, no(痛苦抱頭)唐僧: (捶胸痛喊)悟空,Im disappointed with you!場景三：小孩：（坐在地上痛哭）（唐僧師徒走過來）小孩：（拉住八戒的腿）I want my mom.八戒：shifu, we are in trouble!沙僧：let me try. little girl ,who is your mama?小孩：her

8、name is bai.沙僧：師傅，二師兄說的對。We are in trouble.師傅：little girl, your mom is going to the heaven.小孩：what does it mean?八戒：yeah, she is dead.沙僧：d-e-a-d, dead! we killed her.小孩：what? why? bring back my mom . I kill you!悟空：stop!(聞小孩三下)you are monster!小孩：you !are the monster! Ugly monster!悟空：（咬牙切齒）I am not ugl

9、y! You monster, Ill beat you into hell!(悟空追打小孩,小孩躲至唐僧身后，悟空打，不想打到唐僧頭，唐僧暈，悟空再打死小孩) (凄慘的音樂放起)八戒&沙僧: Are you Ok, shifu? (扶唐僧)沙僧: Look,(伸食指)how many?唐僧:Two(暈乎乎地)悟空, game over!場景四：老太婆：you killed my daughter and my daughters daughter!I kill you!唐僧：oh !it is my fault! I am not a good shifu! please kill

10、me !(老太婆掐唐僧，原地轉(zhuǎn)圈)（悟空張開右手，左手指著右手，閉眼大喊：turn，turn，turn，沙僧把金箍棒放到他手中） 八戒：awsome! you turn into your golden cudgel！沙僧：大師兄，是被妖怪抓走了！悟空：oh, shifu ,I am coming!.dont move!悟空: Ill kill you, monster!(打)唐僧: （想阻止，未及）You, you.(悟空打到師傅，師傅暈，E,沙僧扶住 )（悟空與老太婆大戰(zhàn)三回合，老太婆死）唐僧：You have killed three lives!悟空: No, they are not

11、 human beings! They are created by monster!唐僧: Monster? You are a real monster! look! you so ugly! Never let me see you, go!(凄慘的音樂放起)八戒: Master, 大師兄 just.唐僧: shut up! Don't mention that guy any more!八戒：look，the body is gone! May be大師兄is right.沙僧：師傅，二師兄說的對，the women is really a monster!唐僧：oh!悟空,come back!悟空：what？唐僧：do you know what is “dang dang dang”?悟空：what is“dang dang”?唐僧：dang dang dang ,is （唱)only you (only you的音樂放起)八戒、沙僧：（抱悟空大