欲望都市第2季英文劇本

1、201 Take me out to the ballgameWhen you live on a tiny island live Manhattan.the odds of bumping into the one who broke your heart are incredibly high.The odds of bumping into him when you look live slit are even higher.After a breakup, certain streets, loca-tions.even times of day are off-limits.Th

2、e city becomes a deserted battlefield loaded with emotional land mines.You have to be very careful where you step or you could be blown to pieces.Get your coat, Anne Frank, were going out.Im really not in the mood.Coat on. Body out.Where are we going?Its a surprise.Only if its nowhere I can run into

3、 him.When do you think youre gonna begetting out of this hostage situation?Am I wrong?Dont listen to her, its only been a month.It takes half the total time you went out with someone to get over them.I always like a math solution to any Love problem.Its the breakup rule.You and Big only went out for

4、 a year.Shes got five more months to get over him.Cut your Losses and get back in the game.When Eric and I broke up, I got over him right away.I dont really remember it being Like that.Eric who?Eric, asshole I dated a couple of years a-go.That Eric.Miranda called Eric the love of her life until he l

5、eft her for another woman.Now, she almost never mentioned him.You cant push yourself into feeling good.The only way to get over somebody is to feel really bad, cry to your girl-friends. and to replay what you hated about him over and over in your head all day.That sounds about right.Youre too dresse

6、d up for where were going.ILL risk being overdressed vs.the chance of meeting Big Looking the way I feel.The first meeting is the worst, you nev-er know how to act.Then theres the vomiting.If big had any class, he wouldve moved away. I was here first.Youre giving him too much power.You broke up with

7、 him.Right, and that makes me what, happy?Taxi!Amazingly, Samantha was still with James. A monogamous relationship.for a woman whose bedroom was busier than Baldaccis on a Saturday.You Lovebirds.How are the most beautiful women?In Manhattan?If we see them, Ill ask.Have a fun day.Dont let anything ba

8、d happen to my princess.I Love you.God, everything is going so great.Me, James, and his tiny penis: Were one big happy family.After two months, despite all his sweetness and charm.Samantha still hadnt quite accepted Jamess shortcomings.When Miranda said, Get back in the game, she meant it.Forty minu

9、tes and a $55 cab ride later, we found ourselves at Yankee Stadium.Who wants another?Miranda was a fan of the Yankees.I was a fan of being able to smoke and drink at 2:00 p.m. without judgment.Beer!Do they have hot cocoa?Coming up to bat, the new Yankee.Just up from the Minors, single. So cute.I can

10、 barely see him.Why are we sitting all the way up here?Its the only place I can smoke withoutGiuliani putting me away for 10 years.These seats suck.This hot dog sucks. My entire life sucks.Your Life doesnt suck.You have a man who loves you.Love!I dont think you ladies understand the seriousness of m

11、y situation.How would you like to make love to this every night?Is it kosher?Dont make me laugh. Its tragic.Can we try and get into the game for a second?Cmon! Show us what you got.Last year this guy was Mr. September.He hit ten home runs in nine days.Ball! Good eye!Way to watch them.He batted .373.

12、 He drove in 47 runs.His onbase percentage was .410.As Miranda went on about the new Yankees stats .I couldnt help wonder-ing about my own.Ten years playing in New York.Countless dates.Five real relationships. One serious.All ending in breakups.If I were a ballplayer Id be battling.Whatever really b

13、ad is.My God! Here it comes!You got it!Do you know what the odds of catching a fly ball are?I didnt. I couldnt help wondering if they were any higher.than finding a relationship that would last.Three innings, four beers and one shameless flash of my press pass later.We waited outside the locker room

14、 to get my ball signed by the new Yankee.Good game.Did you see that bulge?He was wearing a cup.His cup runneth over.Its official, youre drunk.Im not drunk, Im sedated from my Paln.Shes allowed to be drunk, shes going through a breakup.Excuse me. Huge Yankee fan.We dont mean to bother you but my frie

15、nd caught your ball.This is her.Im her friend.We were wondering if youd sign it?That foul ball to the upper deck?Yes. I mean. Yes. If its not too.Im a huge Yankees fan. Im a lawyer.If I dont sign it, youll sue me?No. I dont know why I said that.No problem, give me the ball.Give him the ball.Could yo

16、u hold these?Sure.You a Yankees fan, too?No, I came for the beer.I think baseballs a little dull.What do you do?She writes a column.A sex column.Nothin dull about that.Youd be surprised.Here you go.Thank you.Hes so cute.Im gonna ask him to the Deice & Gab-bana party.What?No, really, you cant.Yankee!

17、I dont know if it was the beer or the fact that I was holding his ball.Something gave me the strength to ask the new Yankee out.No. This is not fair.This is not the way this is supposed to happen.Why? You told me to get back in the game.With some balding C.P.A.or other boring rebound guy.Nobody rebo

18、unds with the new Yan-kee.Maybe Im the new Carrie.Lets blow this hot dog stand.Samantha, lets go.She knew it was risky, but a day of watching big men.swing their big wooden bats proved to be too much for Samantha.She told herself theres no harm in just looking.Can I help you?As my ballpark cheap bee

19、r buzz wore off. I began to worry about the ramifi-cations of my day.Was Charlotte right?Were we supposed to get over an ex in a slow, Palnful way?Or should we ignore all the bad feel-ings and throw ourselves back in the game?In a world where leaving each other seems to be getting more frequent.What

20、 are the breakup rules?Whatever you do, man, dont cry.Cause if you do get back together a-gain, then, youre the guy that cried.Dont call or see him til three months have passed.and youve lost the weight you put on while breaking up.Give her whatever she wants, but dont sign a motherfucking thing.Cha

21、nge your name, change your phone number.Change your job. Theyre all bums.You got a problem?Friday night, the Dolce & Gabbana par-ty.The new Yankee was 10 minutes late.I was running 20 behind.I was reaching for my favorite necklace when.I thought Id destroyed all the evidence, but there it was.Wed ta

22、ken it with a disposable camera.before it ever dawned on me that we could be disposable as well.It was then and there I created my own very first breakup rule: Destroy all pic-tures where he looks sexy and you look happy.The party was a complete home run.All the fashion heavyhitters were there.Charl

23、otte was dating Paul Erickson .the V.P. of a major recording labels classical and jazz division.Having a good time?You wont believe it.This guys never heard Miles Davis.I dont really like that jazz stuff.Im gonna give you our Best of Miles Davis CD.His stuff will change your mind.His concentration a

24、nd emotion in the phrasing.Its fucking magical.He was handsome, smart, eclectic.The perfect match for Charlotte.Except for one minor snag.The authenticity of Miles timbre is gonna blow you away.The fusion revolution changed the en-tire concept of contemporary music.There we were, two single gals out

25、 on the town with our ballplayers.Whats wrong?I thought I saw.Where?No, it wasnt him.Do you think Hell be here?I dont know, I hadnt thought about it.Breakup rule number two.Lie. Its a lot easier than admitting thats why you invited the new Yankee.and why you maxed out your credit card to buy the dre

26、ss.When Mr. Big never made an appear-ance, I decided to make the best of it.I actually got to know a little about this new Yankee.His name was Joe.So, Joe, the new Yankee.Howd you Like your first fashion par-ty?It was kind of cool.What?Nothing. Its just.Kind of cool.Youre very succinct.Are you makin

27、g fun of me?A Little bit.Youre kind of cute.Youre kind of cute, too.And there, in the shadow of my island.just four weeks out of my last rela-tionship.I let the new Yankee get to first base.Our Saturday morning ritual. coffee, eggs, and a very private dish session.Today our dish wasnt so private.You

28、re on page six.Hot Yankee Joe Stark on the town with New York columnist. .and sexpert, Carrie Bradshaw.Its a proud day for me.That dress just Pald for itself.Big is gonna see this and die.I dont want him to die.Cut the shit, its me.Youre using that Yankee.Everybody has got to look at my new Palm Pil

29、ot.Its amazing.This is so great.The first time Big sees you, you Look great and youre with the Yankee.Why are we still talking about him?He hurt her.Hes out of the picture.Lets talk about something else, okay?Why do four smart women have noth-ing to talk about but boyfriends?Its like seventh grade w

30、ith bank ac-counts.What about us?What we think, we feel, we know.Christ!Does it always have to be about them?Give me a call when youre ready to talk about something besides men for a change.In the case of Miranda Hobbes vs. sillywomen everywhere, the verdict was in.Guilty as charged.After breakfast,

31、 Charlotte and I went shopping.Breakup rule number three.Until emotionally stabilized, enter no stores.Later, Samantha and James were about to enter the seventh inning stretch.When I arch my back, I want you to Liftthat ass and really give it to me.Rather than quit midseason, Samantha decided to att

32、ack her problem.with the gusto of a seasoned coach training a rookie.Then, at the bottom of the ninth try, with two balls and two strikes.The coach had no choice, but to bring in a pinch hitter.Whats that?Its my vibrator.I thought it would be fun.I think just us might be more fun.Thats not a problem

33、, is it?But there was no joy in Mudville.Mighty Samantha had struck out.But a little further uptown, the ball game was just getting started.I have a present for you.I thought you just gave me one.I was at Barneys today.Here.Charlotte had decided a possible solu-tion to her problem.might be as sim-pl

34、e as briefs vs. boxers.The salesman said that these were the very best.Theyre Like the Wonderbra for men.They give good support, something about the pouch.We havent even made Love and youre out shopping for me?Slow down.Its not Like that.Its what?But Charlotte couldnt bring herself to tell him the p

35、roblem was foul balls.This is too fast. Way too fast. First comes the underwear, then you move in.And then the next thing I know, you hate my music.And that was that.He broke it offafter only three weeks.Charlotte, true to form, was over him in exactly a week and a half.Whenever Miranda was feeling

36、stressed, she went for a long walk.Shed lose herself in the places and faces.and whatever was bothering her would somehow lift.But today, she would have no such luck.I really thought he liked me.Why didnt he call me?Just when Miranda decided she was the only woman in New York.with any real perspecti

37、ve on men.There he was. Eric Asshole.The former love of her life.Walking hand and hand with the wom-an he left her for. Somewhere between playing the Royals and the Red Sox. .the new Yankee found a minute to teach me some dugout pastimes.One, two, three, toss.Shit.If you dont get this, we dont move

38、on to spitting.Hold my beer.Back, back, back.Sorry.Breakup rule number four.Never stop thinking about him even for a moment.because thats the moment Hell appear.As he made his way through the crowd, I felt calm.I had accomplished the perfect first meeting.I looked good, I felt good, and I was with t

39、he new Yankee.Surprise.Look at you.Ive been.Howve you Good, good, good.Sorry. This is Joe Stark.I know who he is.Im a big fan. Good luck this season.Thanks.I saw your picture in the paper.You never looked better.You want another round?Some buddies are at a bar on Bleaker.How about it?Sure.Im sorry.I

40、m really sorry, its not you. This is.This is really embarrassing.Im sorry. Im really embarrassed.Youre okay.I dont think Im okay. I just. I just cried in your mouth.I just I cant.Im not ready.That guy in the bar.That suit guy.I better go. Sorry.You want a ride home?No, please.Dont pay any more atten

41、tion to me.Just go, please.Go to that bar thing.Im just gonna get a cab, all right?Please. Will you just go?All right, then Ill go.But I didnt go home. I couldnt.I went to a pay phone.Its me.Hi, Listen.I know things are really weirdbetween us right now.But I really need to talk.Can you. Will you mee

42、t me at our pla-cein 15 minutes?Okay.I saw Big.And I completely fell apart.I know you want me to be over himIm a jerk.Thats my stuff. Its not you.I saw Eric on the street today.And I hid.After two years.I forgot how hard it is.Just take all the time you need, okay?These are cold.So?And finally, the

43、most important breakup rule.No matter who broke your heart or how long it takes to heal. .youll nev-er get through it without your friends.202 The awful truthTwo years ago, my friend Susan Sharon.the East Coast rep for a lineof Italian cashmere sportswear.mar-ried a mean man.What did I tell you abou

44、t listening to my CDs?You put Natalie Imbroglio back in U2!Now, I only see her once or twice a year.generally when her husband is out of town.Now, I cant remember if Ive taken my Helicon before dinner or not.So I take another one, I have a cocktail,Im feeling no Paln.The next thing I know, this frea

45、ked outstewardess is slapping me awake.I open my eyes, I Look around the plane, its completely empty.Wed landed in Milan 30 minutes ago.My God.Come up to my apartment because I have something for you.The place looks fantastic!Richards asleep.In here?Susan Sharon and her husband had one of those very

46、 adult apartments.that made me feels like I was 16 visit-ing the home of a friend.whose par-ents thought I was a bad influence.Happy birthday, Carrie.You didnt have to.I know its a little early.Its beautiful.Its 100 percent Italian cashmere and light as a feather.God, I love it.Its a cashmere cal.Gu

47、ess what Barneys gets for this.Dont tell me.$900.00 $900 for a scarf? No.Do you mind if I return it? I need cash.Why not?Why do you think they call it cash-mere?What the hell is going on?Sorry, honey.But Carrie had this idea about return-ing What.was our agreement about visitors after 9:00 p.m.?I kn

48、ow, its her birthday.Im on London time!Ive got to be up in three hours when the markets open.Id really appreciate it if youd take the fucking noise somewhere else.Ill call you.Just ignore him. You dont have to leave.Its okay.Goodnight, Grumpy.Get the fuck out of my house!Taunting the psychotic spous

49、e, I real-ized, was not a wise move.Just shut the fuck up!I wondered.could their marriage be that bad, or was their fighting a form of foreplay?In which case, I was merely the cata-lyst to get things going.I am so sorry.Im so embarrassed.Dont be.Hes just tired and cranky.That was classic Richard.Tyr

50、annical, emotionality abusive.I dont know what to do anymore.Maybe there were special circum-stances tonight.He works hard. Hes sleep deprived.Blah, blah, blah. I dont give a shit!What would you do? Would you leave?If things didnt change.They havent, and they wont.Do you think I should leave him?If

51、youre not happy, you know, lifes too short.I gotta go.As I hung up, I realized I had been placed in a classic no-win situation.Telling a friend to leave her husband is something you just dont do.If they do break up, its your fault. If they dont, she knows you think they should.and therefore, cant sp

52、eak to you again.Youre screwed.Its a shame.There goes your cashmere connection.She had me at a weak moment. I wastired, Id been chased out of her apart-ment.I have a birthday looming.I said too much.No, in an intimate relationship.you should be able to say anything.I disagree.Practically all the rel

53、ationships I knoware based on a foundation of lies.and mutual delusion.James and me, for instance.I pretend he doesnt have a small dick.He pretends not to notice we havent had sex in weeks.You should join the U.N.Im in an intimate relationship at the moment.and I can tell you, the level of verbal di

54、scourse has become a Little too intimate.Are we speaking of Spring Roll Guy?Whos that?Aaron Melman.Hes a dermatologist I met at the Viet-namese lunch truck outside my office.Have we put such a premium on beingopen and honest with one another.that weve misplaced the boundaries of propriety?Are there

55、still certain thingsin a relationship one should never say?My best friend got engaged to the biggest loser.What am I supposed to say?Youre marrying an imbecile?My wife, shes had her breasts done twice.They look fantastic, they feel like shit.I keep that thought to myself.Im single, 38, and still hop

56、ing to get married. I dont want to know the truth.I told Richard I couldnt spend another day married to a man who is an utter asshole.There it was, standing across from me.Blscottleating, cashmeres waddled proof that I had sold too much.Then what happened?OnceI said that, the floodgates opened.He sa

57、id that at our wedding, when he Looked at me.he felt a huge wave of disappointment because I Looked so generic.I said, On second thought.I dont think the Rogaine is working.He said that if I Leave, all Hell feel for me is pity.because Hell be remar-ried within a year and Ill be single for the rest o

58、f my Life.I didnt want to tell Susan Sharon that his last statement was probably true.I just feel like I owe you so much.If it wasnt for you, I wouldnt have had the guts to do this.Its like I was under house arrest for years and now Im free.What are you gonna do?Do you mind if I stay at your place?O

59、f course not.That evening, as Susan Sharon squat-ted on my couch.Charlotte came home to the new male in her life.Fed up with lonely mornings, cuddle free nights.and the lack of uncondi-tional love she longed for.Charlotte took matters into her own hands.She combed the city for the perfect specimen o

60、f breeding, style and trendi-ness.Henry, Im home. Hi, my good boy.Until she found the perfect man, Char-lotte would have the perfect dog.That night, Samantha, who was never good at keeping a secret.found the one thing she couldnt say was the only thing she could think about.Sweetheart, is anything w