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1、初一(ch y)（8）李俊智趣味(qwi)英語共二十四頁If I go to see my uncle ,I can read his books .Its in two twos. A一分為二(y fn wi r) B一文不名 C三心二意 D一舉兩得 D共二十四頁 The words he gives on the computer is above my head . A 一目了然 B 終于醒悟(xngw) C 無法理解 D 頭腦發(fā)昏 C共二十四頁RiddleI have cities , but there are not any houses in them .I have fores

2、ts , but not any trees in them .I have rivers , but there is not any water in them . What am I ? _ map共二十四頁1.what room has no walls, no doors, no windows and no one to live in? 2.Where does afternoon always come before morning? mushroomIn the dictionary共二十四頁3.What has two legs but can not walk.4.wha

3、t kind of dog never bite? compasshotdog共二十四頁 If you are facing east and take ten steps forward , then right and take three steps backward , then turn round and take five steps forward , and then turn left , and take two steps forward , which direction are you facing ?west共二十四頁There are three men on

4、a train. Mr A speaks English and Chinese. Mr B speaks French and English. Mr C can only talk with Mr A. What language does Mr C speak? Chinese. 共二十四頁 ( ) 1. Whats the Chinese for “six of one and half a dozen of the other?” A. 六分之一 B. 人云亦云 C.半斤八兩(bn jn b ling) D.見一面分一半 ( ) 2. We dont want it. Its “a

5、white elephant.” What is it? A.一件無用而累的東西 B.一頭白象 C. 白給的東西 D. 白色陷阱 ( ) 3.Whats too much for two and just right for one? A. Time B. A secret C. friend D. A room CAB共二十四頁( ) 4. Whats the Chinese for “talk big”? A. 吹牛 B. 說謊話(hunggu) C.罵人 D.很大 ( ) 5. I know that from A to Z. A.從A到I B.從頭到尾 C.字母表 D.距離很遠(yuǎn) ( )

6、 6.Whats that? Thats a lily I like it very much. A. girls name B. flower C. picture D. cup ABB共二十四頁A candle burns out in sixty minutes , how many minutes will it take five candles burning together ?300 minutes B. 200 minuteC. 100 minutes D. 60 minutes ( D )共二十四頁 When is your uncles sister not your a

7、unt?When she is my mother .共二十四頁Can you show that eight 8s added together add up to 1000? 888+88+8+8+8 Who can stop a car with one hand only ? police A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother.How could that be? The police officer was a lady! 共二十四頁 Mr. Brown has five sons. They a

8、re Ted, Tom , Bob, Jack, John. John has no elder brother and he was four years old when his first younger brother was born. Tom is very lucky. The number of his elder brothers is the same as his younger brothers. Jack will be 21 next year, and he is five years older than Bob. Bob is two years younge

9、r than Tom. Ted has no younger brother. There is 12 years between him and John. How old are Mr. browns sons?John _years old Jack _ years oldTom_years old Bob _years old Ted_years old2420171512共二十四頁The driver was drunk and drove the doctors car directly into the deep ditch. 這個司機(jī)喝醉了，他把醫(yī)生(yshng)的車開進(jìn)了一個

10、大深溝里。 Sandy sniffed sweet smelling sunflower seeds while sitting beside a swift stream. 桑迪坐在湍急的小溪邊盡情(jnqng)地品味著葵花子的香味。 A snow-white swan swam swiftly to catch a slowly-swimming snake in a lake. 湖中一只雪白的天鵝快速地游動著去追趕一條慢慢游動的蛇。Tongue Twister共二十四頁A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the pe

11、asant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together. 一位和氣的農(nóng)民養(yǎng)了一只伶俐的野雞，而且這位和氣的農(nóng)民和這只伶俐的野雞在一起度過(d u)了一段很美好的時光。共二十四頁趣味(qwi)英語笑話共二十四頁盡情(jnqng)地笑吧共二十四頁I Wasnt AsleepWhen a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearin

12、g he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: Wake up, sir!I wasnt asleep, the man answered.Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed.I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car.擁擠(yngj)共二十四頁我沒有(mi yu)睡著當(dāng)一群婦女上車之后，車上的座位全都被占滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象(ho xin)是睡著了，他擔(dān)心這個人會坐過站，就用肘

13、輕輕地碰了碰他，說：“先生，醒醒！” “我沒有睡著?！蹦莻€男人回答。 “沒睡著？可是你眼睛都閉上了呀？” “我知道，我只是不愿意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已?！惫捕捻揗y little dog cant readMrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost myprecious little dog!Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!Mrs. Brown: Its no use, my little dog cant read.珍愛(zhn i)廣告(gunggo)共二十四頁我的狗不識字(sh z)布朗夫人：哦，親愛的，我把珍愛的小狗給丟了！史密斯夫人：可是你該在報紙上登廣告??！布朗夫人：沒有(mi yu)用的，我的小狗不認(rèn)識字。”共二十四頁He is really somebody- My uncle has 1000 men under him.- He is really somebody. What does he do?- A maintenance man i