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也許是看俊男美女糾結戀愛時尚穿著；也許是樂一群科學宅男個性生活古怪可愛；也許是迷心理生理科學偽科學各種破案手段；也許是盼曖昧多年男女主角修成正果；也許是聽小朋友歡天喜地載歌載舞……

看美劇，我們學到了英語；學美劇，我們看到了生活。（@考研資料共享辛苦搜集整理更多學習資料請關注@考研資料共享文章來自滬江英語）《生活大爆炸》Sheldon經(jīng)典語錄：我個性向來堅持不懈1.Pennyhasalotofmoneytiedupinpromiscuityfutures.佩妮的錢基本都是靠濫交來的。2.WhatsightisbetterthanyourlittleboyembarrassingaNobellaureate?有什么景色能與你兒子讓諾貝爾獎得主顏面掃地相媲美呢？3.Areyoutryingtosuggestthatmyemotionalproblemsarenodifferentthanthoseofastupidperson?你是說我的情緒問題跟那些白癡沒什么兩樣嗎？4.It’snotsuspiciousthatI’mfixating–it’sconsistentwithmypersonality.我鍥而不舍沒什么奇怪的-我個性向來堅持不懈。5.ItriedtoscareanIndianwithasnake.ComeonCooper,you'rebetterthanthis!我居然想用蛇來嚇唬印度佬。加油啊，庫珀，你就那么點能耐嗎。6.Well,ifit’sanyhelp,I’vereadallthegreatmoralphilosophers,includingDr.Seuss.如果需要幫忙的話，我讀過各種倫理學家的著作，包括蘇斯博士（美國著名作家及漫畫家、以兒童書出名）的書哦。7.Okay,sothetopicathandissexualfidelity.Probablywon’tberelyingonSeusshere.AlthoughOneFish,TwoFish,RedFish,BlueFishmightbesurprisinglyapplicable.這么說現(xiàn)在的主題是性忠貞。蘇斯博士在這方面估計靠不住。不過《一條魚，兩條魚，紅色的魚，藍色的魚》到可能驚人的適用。8.I’vepreparedanumberoftopicsthatshouldappealtotheadvancedandnoviceconversationalist.我準備了一些應該能同時吸引高階談天霸與低檔聊天人的話題。9.Newtopic:"Women,delightfullymysteriousorbatcrapcrazy?"新話題：“女人們，討人喜愛的謎女還是令人厭惡的八婆？”10.Pointoforder.Asyou’reindistress,itwouldbecustomaryformetoofferyouahotbeverage.But,I’maguestinyourhome,soitwouldbecustomaryforyoutooffermeabeverage.Howdoyouwanttoproceed,visavisbeverages?按照程序。因為你不開心，按照慣例我該給你倒杯熱飲。但我是你的客人，按照慣例你該給我倒杯飲料。你想要怎么來面對面互倒飲料呀？《生活大爆炸》Sheldon經(jīng)典語錄：這叫恐鳥癥1.Yourgalpals,PennyandBernadette,wentoutshoppingforsomeweddingnonsensewithoutAmy.Anactiontheytookwithnothoughtorregardtohowitwouldaffectme,thefutureofstringtheoryormyLegofuntime.因為你們的馬子，佩妮和伯納黛特偷偷跑去買婚禮垃圾，也不叫上艾米。她們完全沒有想過她們會影響到我，影響弦理論的未來，還影響我的樂高歡樂時光。2.Iamamanofscience,notsomeone’ssnugglebunny.我是個搞科研的人，不是某人的抱抱兔。3.There’sabirdoutsidethewindow,andhewon’tgoaway.Thatisthehellthatisgoingon.窗戶外面有只鳥，死活不肯走。弄得我跟人間煉獄似的。4.It’scalledornithophobia,andsomedayitwillberecognizedasatruedisability,andthenthelandlordwillberequiredbylawtoputagiantnetoverthebuilding.WhichisunfortunatebecauseIhaveafearofnets.這叫恐鳥癥。而且總有一天，恐鳥癥會被視為一種殘疾，房東必須按照法律規(guī)定給這棟樓加一張大網(wǎng)。到時就悲劇了，因為我還怕網(wǎng)。5.Hummingbirdsarethevampiresoftheflowerworld.蜂鳥是鮮花界的吸血鬼。6.Trustme.IfIhadadeathray,Iwouldn’tbelivinghere.IwouldbeinmylairenjoyingthemoneythepeopleofEarthgavemefornotusingmydeathray.相信我，如果我有“死光”，我就不會住在這了。我會坐在用不完的錢堆上，都是人們送來賄賂我求我別用“死光”的。7.A.,Comicbooksemploystorytellingthroughsequentialart,amediumthat5.I’vedecidedmyrankwillbecaptain.Ifit’sgoodenoughforKirk,Crunch,andKangaroo,it’sgoodenoughforme.我決定我的軍階為上尉了。（嘎嘣脆船長：麥片品牌、袋鼠船長：美國某兒童節(jié)目主持人的稱呼）那對我而言也不錯。6.Fortherecord,Idohavegenitals.They’refunctionalandaestheticallypleasing.說明一下，我有生殖器。不但功能強勁而且外形健美。7.WhenIrisetopower,thosepeoplewillbesterilized.等有一天我掌權了，我一定會滅掉這幫人。8.Imisstheolddayswhenyourromanticpartnerscouldbereturnedtothevideostore.我懷念以前愛情伴侶們能退回錄像店的日子。9.Idislikethesoundoftheharp.ItsoveruseinclassictelevisionsitcomsalwaysmakesmethinkI’mgoingtoexperienceaflashbackfrommypast.我不喜歡豎琴的聲音。豎琴在經(jīng)典電視情景喜劇中的過度使用每每讓我覺得我過去的噩夢又再度上演了。10.Oh,I’mnotbuyinganything.They’rehavingalecture:“HOGaugeRailroading:HalftheSizeofOGaugeButTwicetheFun.”Verycontroversial.我什么都不打算買。它們那兒要辦一個講座：“HO軌距的鐵路發(fā)展：O軌距一半的尺寸卻能帶來雙倍的歡樂?！狈浅Ｓ袪幾h性的題目。《生活大爆炸》Sheldon經(jīng)典語錄：啊哈，記憶障礙1.YoumayhavegonetoCambridge,butI'manhonorarygraduateofStarfleetAcademy.你也許在劍橋上過學，但哥可是星艦學院的榮譽畢業(yè)生。2.AndwhatacivilizationistheGreeks'.Theygaveusscience,democracyandlittlecubesofcharredmeatthattastelikesweat.還有，希臘文明多么令人贊嘆啊。他們?yōu)槲覀儙砹丝茖W、民主和嘗起來像汗味的燒焦小肉塊。3.IntheSouth,pre-adolescentchildrenareforcedthroughaprocesscalledCotillion,whichindoctrinatesthemwithallthesocialgracesanddanceskillsneededtofunctionineighteenthcenturyVienna.但在南方，未成年孩童都要強制上沙龍舞課程，灌輸他們必須的社交風度和舞蹈技能以適應18世紀的維也納。4.It’shardtosaynotoYoo-hoo.Thenameliterallybeckons.這怎么忍心拒絕呢。這名字就太吸引人了。5.Ah,memoryimpairment.Thefreeprizeatthebottomofeveryvodkabottle.啊哈，記憶障礙。干完每瓶伏特加之后都會免費得到這個獎賞。6.Butwait,there’smore!I’vealsoinventedtwonewchesspieces,theSerpentandtheOldWoman!等下，還有哈！我還發(fā)明了兩個新棋子，毒蛇和老婦。7.Imustsay,eversinceyoustartedregularintercourse,yourmindhaslostitskeenedge.Youshouldreflectonthat.我不得不說，自從你開始定期交媾之后，你的腦子就沒那么好使了。你應該采取點措施的。8.IknewIshouldhavegivenmyPopethejetpack.我就知道該讓教皇裝上噴氣背包的。9.DoIreallyneedtoconnectthedotsforyou?Thebackwashintothisglasshaseverypathogenthatca