英語戲劇劇本

LittleRedRidingHood:Oh!Whatbighands.LittleRedRidingHood:Oh!Whatbighands.LittleRedRidingHoodLittleRedRidingHood：（和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞）英語戲劇競賽用劇本一LittleRedRidingHoodOneday,MotheraskedLittleRedRidingHoodtotakesomefruitstohergrandma,becauseGrandmawasill.OnherwaytoGrandma'shouse,LittleRedRidingHoodmetawolf.Shetalkedwiththewolf.ThenthewolfrantoGrandma'shouseandateherup!劇中角色：LittleRedRidingHood（小紅帽），Mother,Wolf,SixDucks,Grandma第一場：LittleRedRidingHood家Mum：（一邊走一邊拍拍圍裙，走到桌子旁停住。把桌子上的水果放在籃里）LittleRedRidingHood：（唱著歌，輕巧地跑進來）Hi,mummy,whatareyoudoing?Mum：（一邊把水果放在籃子里，一邊皺著眉說）Grandmaisill.HerearesomeapplesandbananasforGrandma.TakethemtoGrandma.LittleRedRidingHood：（邊提起籃子，邊頷首說）Ok!Mum：（親切地看著LittleRedRidingHood說）Begood.Becareful.LittleRedRidingHood：Yes,mummy．Goodbye,mummy.Mum：Bye-bye.Darling.第二場：在路上（一陣輕快的音樂由遠而近，LittleRedRidingHood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁）LittleRedRidingHood：Wow！Flowers,howbeautiful!（放下籃子采花）Oneflower,twoflowers,threeflowers.Wolf：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂，Wolf大步地走上臺）Iamwolf.Iamhungry.（做找東西狀，東張西望）Hereisalittleredridinghood.Hi!LittleRedRidingHood.Whereareyougoing?（做狡猾的樣子和LittleRedRidingHood打招呼）LittleRedRidingHood：（手摸辮子，天真地回答）ToGrandma,s.Grandmaisill.Wolf:（喃喃自語）1'lleatGrandma.But （對LittleRedRidingHood說）Hey,look!6littlebabyducks.Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹后）LittleRedRidingHood:（停止跳舞）Hello!Babyducks,howareyou?SixDucks：We’refine．Thankyou．Whereareyougoing?LittleRedRidingHood:ToGrandma’s．Oh,Imustgo,bye.SixDucks:Goodbye．第三場：Grandma家Grandma:（喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，費力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢悠悠地躺倒在床上。）Wolf:（從樹后出來，邊走邊說）Iamveryhungrynow.（做找尋的樣子）WhereisGrandma'shouse?（快樂地對觀眾說）Aha,it,shere.（敲門）Bang,Bang,Bang.Grandma：Whoisit？Wolf（裝出LittleRedRidingHood的聲音一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說It,sme.LittleRedRidingHood.Grandma：（邊說邊起床）Comein,comein.Wolf:（自鳴得意地走到床邊）Grandma,I,lleatyou.Grandma：（惶恐失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上）灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy!I,llsleep.LittleRedRidingHood:（快樂地敲門）Grandma.Grandma.Wolf:（裝扮成Grandma的聲音）Whoisit?LittleRedRidingHood:It'sme。LittleRedRidingHood.Whatastrangenoise!Wolf:Comein,Comein.LittleRedRidingHood:（蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步）Oh!Whatbigears!Wolf:Icanlistentoyoursweetvoice.LittleRedRidingHood:Wow!Whatbigeyes!Wolf:Icanseeyouprettyface.Wolf:Icanhugyou.LittleRedRidingHood:（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look!Whatabighands?Wolf：（從床上跳起來講）Icaneatyou!LittleRedRidingHood：（拼命地跑）Oh！No!No!Wolf：（追到LittleRedRidingHood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It'sdelicious.Istillsleep.Ilikesleeping.Hunter:（一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋覓狀出場）Where'sthewolf?Look!Adoor.（推門）Thewolfissleeping.Wolf:（發(fā)出呼呼的響聲）Hunter:（端起槍想打，又放下）Whatabigstomach!（摸摸Wolf的肚子）GrandmaandLittleRedRidingHoodareinside.Imustbehurry.（從桌子上拿起剪子舉起）Look!Scissors.（做剪Wolf的肚子）Cut,cut,cut.LittleRedRidingHood/Grandma：Thankyou．Hunter：Grandma,givemesomeneedlesandthread．LittleRedRidingHood,Givemesomestones．Grandma：（從桌子上拿來針線）LittleRedRidingHood:（搬來幾個石頭）One,two,three.Hunter:（把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里）Grandma:I'llthreadit.Hunter:（拿起槍）Wakeup!Wolf:（起床，兩手托著大肚子）Mystomachissoheavy.Hunter:Youbigbadwolf,raiseyourarms!Wolf:（邊跑邊說）Help!Don'tshotme!Hunter:（開槍）Bang,bang!Wolf:（應(yīng)聲倒下）Hunter:Thebadwolfisdead．LittleRedRidingHood和Grandma:Yeah!Thankyou.LittleRedRidingHood、Grandma、Hunter（一路鞠躬）：Thankyou.白雪公主與七個小矮人SnowWhiteandtheSevenDwarfs短劇劇本旁白：Onceuponatime,therewasaqueen.ShehadaprettydaughternamedSnowWhite.Soonafterthechildwasborn,thequeendied.Thequeenmarriedanotherqueen.Thestepmotherwasveryjealous.ShedressedSnowWhiteinragsandforcedhertodothehouseworkalldayandallnight,suchassweepandmopthefloor,dosomecleaning,carrywaterandsoon.白雪：(Sweepandmopthefloor,dosomecleaning,carrywaterandsoon.)皇后：『mthenewqueen.I'mverybeautiful.?yousee.Ifanyoneismorebeautifulthanme,I’llkillher.Ihaveamagicmirror.IfIwanttoknowsomething,Itwilltellme,mirror,mirror,comehere!魔鏡：Yes,I'mcoming.YourMajesty!Whatdoyouwanttoknow?皇后：Mirror,mirror,ontheisthefairestoftheall?魔鏡：Yes.YourMajesty!Youarethefairestofall,Ithereisayounglady.Sheisaswhiteassnow,asredasroseandasblackasismuchmorebeautifulthanyou.皇后：Sheismuchmorebeautifulthanme?Whoisshe?Tellmequickly.魔鏡：Yes.YourMajesty!SheisSnowWhite.皇后：SnowWhite?No,I'mthemostbeautifulintheworld.Oh,hunter,comehere,comehere!獵人：Yes.YourMajesty!I'mherenow.皇后：Hunter!TakeSnowWhitetothewildforesttopicksomealonelyplaceandkillher.獵人：Butsheistheprincess.…皇后：No,Killher.Bringherhearttome.Idon'twanttoseeheranylonger.獵人：Yes.YourMajesty!皇后：Hereisabox.Youmustputherheartinitandbringitto,Iwillpunishyou.獵人：Yes.YourMajesty!白雪：(Picksomeflowers.)Oh!Howmanyflowers!Howbeautiful!獵人：(DrawhisKnifeslowlybuthesitated)Oh!MyGod!Sheissolovelyandpretty!Ican’t!Ican’tkillher!白雪：(Cryexhaustedly)Whatareyoudoing?What’sthematter?Whydoyoukillme?獵人：YourMajesty!I'mverysorry.Someonewantsmetokillyou.白雪：Butwho?獵人：Thequeen.白雪：Thequeen!Butwhy?獵人：Youaremorebeautifulthanher.Soshewantstokillyou.白雪：Mydearhunter.Don'tkillme.Iwillrunintotheforestandnevercomebackagain.獵人：Ok.Runaway,thepoorchild.Thewildbeastswillsooneatyou.白雪：Thankyou,mydearhunter.旁白：Atthistime,ayoungbearwasrunningby.Thehuntershotitandtookthehearttothequeen.SnowWhitebegantorunintothewildforestuntilitwasalmostevening.Shesawalittlecottage.白雪：0卜myGod!Thequeencan'tfindmenow,Ithink.HowIamtired!HowIwanttohavearest!Ah,hereisacottage,therearesevensmallbeds.Theymustbethebedsofsevenchildren.Herearetheirnames:Doctor,Happy,Sneezy,Sleepy,Bashful,Grumpy,Dopey.Oh,howIwanttosleep!旁白：Whenitwasdark,theownersofthecottagecameback.Theyweresevendwarfs.Theywerediggingtreasureinthemountain.老學究：I'mtheDoctor.Iknowalotofthings.高興果：I'mtheHappy.I'mthehappiestpersonintheworld.噴嚏精：I'mtheSneezy.IfIsneeze,theearthwillshake.害羞鬼：I’mtheBashful.I'mashyman.老頑固：I’mtheGrumpy.I'mnotsoeasytobelieveastranger.ThenextoneisDopey.Hecan’ttalklikeus.老學究：Look,thelampinourhouseison!高興果：Whoisit?噴嚏精：Perhapsit'stheghost!瞌睡蟲：Let'sgointoourcottagesilently.害羞鬼：Oh,someonehascleanedourhouse.老頑固：Perhapsit'sthewitch.旁白：？WhenDopeywasholdingthecandleandletthelightfallonlittlesnow-white.Theyallcriedoutwithastonishment.老學究：Whatalovelychild!高興果：Howbeautiful!噴嚏精：Whoisshe?瞌睡蟲：Don'twakeherup.害羞鬼：Whyisshecominghere?老頑固：Killher.白雪：?(Wakeup)Whatanicesleep!Oh,whoareyou?Oh,Iknow.YouareDoctor,Happy,Sneezy,Sleepy,Bashful,GrumpyandDopey.七矮人：Butwhyareyouinourhouse?白雪：Thequeen,mystepmotherwantstokillme.SoIrantoyourhouse.Don'tdrivemeaway.Letmestaywithyou.老學究：Ifyoutakecareofourhouse.高興果：Ifyoudosomecookingforus.噴嚏精：Ifyoumakethebedsforus.瞌睡蟲：Ifyoudosomewashing,youcanstaywithus.害羞鬼：Butyoumustbecareful.老頑固：Don'tgoout.Don'tletanyonecomein.Yourstepmotherwillfindyouandkillyou.白雪：［know.Iknow.Thankyou.旁白：Fromthenon,SnowWhitekeptthehouse.Whenthesevendwarfscameback,shehadeverythingprepared.Ontheotherhand,whenthewickedqueenatetheheart,shetookoutthemirrorandasked.皇后：Mirror,mirroronthewall,whoisthefairestofall?魔鏡：YourMajesty!Youarethefairestofall.ButSnowWhiteisstillaliveandwell.Sheliveswiththesevendwarfs.Nooneismorebeautifulthanshe.皇后：No!SnowWhitemustdie.Imustfinishherevenifitcostsmylife.旁白：Thequeenmadeapoisonousappleanddressedherselflikeanoldwoman.Shecametothecottage.皇后：Goodthingstosell.Prettythingstosell.Cheap.Verycheap.白雪：Hi,goodday,mygoodlady.Whatdoyousell?皇后：Apples.Verydeliciousapples!Youcanhaveataste.Thisone,please!白雪：OK!Thankyou!(Havingasmallpiece,dead)皇后：NowI'mthemostbeautifulintheworld.旁白：Whenthesevendwarfscamefromwork.TheyweregreatlysurprisetoseeSnowWhitedead七矮人：What'sthematter?老學究：SnowWhiteisdead.七矮人：Oh,myGod!Whodidit?Itmustbethewickedqueen.Nowlet'spicksomeflowersandplacearoundher旁白：AlthoughSnowWhitehadbeendeadalong,longtime.Shelookedasifshewasliving.Shelookedaswhiteassnow,asredasroseandasblackasebony.However,oneday,ithappenedaprincecametothesevendwarfs'house.WhenhesawSnowWhite,hefellinlovewithher.王子：Please,letmehaveSnowWhite.Iloveher.Iwanthertobemywife.七矮人：Ok!CarrySnowWhitewithyoutoyourpalace.Besuretobekindtoher.王子：Yes,Iwill.Iwillloveyouforever,mydear!(Kissher.)旁白：AssoonastheprincekissedSnowWhite,SnowWhitecametoherlife,aswaswritteninthemagicbookofthewickedqueen.白雪：Oh,myheaven!WhereamI?Whathadhappened?王子：Youarewithme,mydear.Iloveyou.Iloveyoumorethaneverythingintheworld.Pleasebemywife,willyou?白雪：Yes,Iwill,mydear!七矮人：Oh!Congratulations!Congratulations!旁白：TheprincetookSnowWhitetothepalace.Theirweddingwasheldwithgreatshow白雪：GoodBye!七矮人：Bye-bye!MayyouH叩pyForever!白雪、王子：ThankyoulaterCinderella

Cinderellawasapoorgirl.Hermotherandtwosistershatedher.Oneday,Princewantedtofindawifetobehisqueen.Heinvitedallgirlsinthecountrytojoinaparty.Withakindwitch'shelp,Cinderellacanwearbeautifulclothestotheparty.ButCinderellamustcomehomebefore12O'clockatmidnight.WhenPrinceandCinderelladanceduntil12O'clock,sheescapedinahurryandleftashoethere.However,afterPrinceinvitedallgirlstotryiton.Hefoundher.Finally,bothofthemlivetogetherhappily.Act1Mother:Cinderella,Cinderella,sweepthefloor!Sister1:Cinderella,Cinderella,washthedishes!Sister2:Cinderella,Cinderella,brushmyshoes!Cinderella:Yes.Sister1:Don'tcometoourroom.Sister2:Stayinthekitchen.Act2Mother:Come,girls.IhavealetterformthePrince.Sister1:Showme!Sister2:Showme!Sister1:Oh,it'sadance-party!Sister2:Hownice!Sister1:Mother,amIpretty?

Mother:Sister1:Mother:Sister1:Sister2:Act3OldWoman:Cinderella:OldWoman:OldWoman:Cinderella:OldWoman:Act4Mother:Sister1:Sister2:Prince:Cinderella:Prince:Act5Then,Iamtheprincess!Oh,amtheprincess!Whyareyouweeping?Ican'tgotothedance-party.Don'tworry.Bringmeapumpkin.Bringmesomemice.Now,hurryup!Gotothedance-party.But,youmustcomebackbefore12o'clock~Thankyou,ma'am.Bye-bye.Whatabeautifulprincess!Whoisshe?Idon'tknow.Welcome,Princess.IamthePrince.Pleasedancewithme.Oh,ImustgobackGood-by,Prince.Wait,wait,Princess!What'syourname,please

Servant:Wearelookingfortheprincess..Servant:PleasetryonthisshoeServant:Ok,I'lltry.Oh,it'stoobig!Servant:Ok'I'lltry.Oh,it'stoosmall!Cinderella:MayItry,too?Sisters:You?Oh,no!Servant:Pleasetry.Oh.justright!Servants:Youaretheprincess!OldWoman:Yes,sheistheprincess.中英文雙語話劇《新梁祝別傳》劇本旁白：話說梁山伯和祝英臺三年前一同來到方才成立的武漢新東方書院學習英語。梁山伯鐘愛口語師從口語老師鄧大付學習美國口語，尤其擅長仿照馬丁路德.金的演講。（旁白暫停，鄧英文“Ihaveadream”工祝英臺一心妄圖出國，妄圖有朝一日成為BBC主持人（旁白暫停，祝英文“thisisBBC.…）最終祝英臺以托福和GRE高分的成績被哥倫比亞大學錄取。在祝英臺臨走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河機場與祝英臺纏綿辭別。L:?Yingtai，IloveyousomuchandI’llmissyousomuch.！Z:?Iloveyou,too!Don’tworry.?ShanboIonlyloveyouinthiswildworld.I’llmarryyouassoonasI’mback.Waitformejustfortwoyears.L:I’llkissyouacrossthePacificOcean.Z:?I’llkissyoufromtheotherside.Waitforme.BoBo旁白：一周以后，祝英臺從美國打來越洋電話。L:Oh,Sweetie,YintaiImissyousomuch,missyoueveryminuteeverysecond.Ohmydear.Areyoulisteningtome?Z:Listen,LiangShanbo.I’mcallingtotellyouthatIlovedyou.ButIthinkyou’dbetterfindabettergirl.L:What?Pardon?Z:BecauseI’llgetmarried.L:Married?towho?Z:To英俊瀟灑風流倜儻玉樹臨風的MaWencai..Heissohandsome.Sorich,evenricherthanYuMinhong.Andheisgoodat葵花寶典。IlovehismoneyandIlovehisbody.L:Whatareyoutalkingabout?Youwaitandsee.I’llgiveyousomecolortoseesee.I’llkillyou!IwillkillyouinAmerica!Z:America?YoucancometoAmerica?Hahahaha旁白：祝英臺的無端背叛深深損害了梁山伯脆弱的心靈，他發(fā)下毒誓：不殺祝英臺誓不為人。于是從頭來到新東方書院學習托福和GRE。固然他沒有忘記用老生證能夠優(yōu)惠20塊錢。為了能飛越重洋去殺掉祝英臺，他天天提示自己有一個妄圖。Isaytoyoutoday,myfriends,soeventhoughwefacethedifficultiesoftodayandtomorrow,Istillhaveadream.ItisadreamdeeplyrootedintheAmericandream.Ihaveadreamthatonedaythisnationwillriseupandlivesoutthetruemeaningofitscreed:Weholdthesetruthstobeself-evident;thatallmenarecreatedequal.IhaveadreamthatonedayIwillkillZhuYingtairightinAmerica.Itisadreamthatdeeplyrootedinmyheart.Inmyheart.旁白：一年以后，梁山伯也來到了美國，四處尋覓祝英臺的下落。終于在紐約街頭找到他昔時的愛人祝英臺，而她正和馬文才卿卿我我。L:ZhuYingtai,longtimenosee,huh?WhoamI?I’mLiangShanbo.I’mheretokillyou.Z:Liang....shanbo.Oh,Wencai.Heiscrazy.Hewillkillme.M:You!Getoutofhere.L:You!Getoutofhere!M：電話來了。Hello,I'minwuhan.OkokI'llcomerightnowZ:Pleasedon’tgo.Juststay,please.He’llkillme.M：Iknow!ButifIstay,he'llkillmebytheway..Z：Youtoldmeyouweregoodat葵花寶典?M：Sorry,I'mnotgoodat葵花寶典.I'mjustgoodat新華字典。Z：Oh,youliar.Justgetoutofhere!!(toLiangShanbo)Oh,darling,youmustkillme?L：Yes,Ihaveto.BecauseIhateyoumorethanIcansay.Z:(sing)Whenwewereyoung,welistenedtotheMP三，yousaidyou'dlovemeforever.Don'tkillme,ok?Shanbo.Iqiuqiuni..L:Nodoor!(sing)Whereyougo,whateveryousay,I'llberightherekillingyou.IonlyknowIwasborntoloveyouortokillyou.NowIcan'tloveyou,theonlychoiceistokillyou.Z:曾經(jīng)Onceuponatime,therewasatrueloveinfrontofme,Ididn'tcherishIwastomeethimagain,IwishtosayIloveyou.IfyouwouldaskmehowlongIwouldlovehim,Ishouldsaytenthousandyears.ThatmanisyouTheonlymanIloveinthiswildworldisyou.Onlyyou.(sing)L:TheonlywomanIwanttokillison-lyyou!!Z:Please,youknowIloveyou.Iloveyoujustlikelaoshuaidami.Iwanttomarryyou.L:heheheReally?Z:Oh,ofcourse.Pleasedon'tkillme!!!!L:Tokillornottokillisaquestion.Idon'tknow.Whocantellme?Iputherlifeinyourhands.Everybodyhere,pleasetellmekillornotkill?(tokill)L:Youhearthis.I‘msorry.Butdon'tworry,I'llgotoheaventogetherwithyou.Z:Allrightkillme,thenwe'IIbecometwobutterfliesinthebeautifulgarden(sing)(sing)ATaleofTheJourneyToTheWest...孫悟空Monkey(Mforshort)白骨精JennyWhite(JI8tJ2forshort)唐僧TangSeng(Tforshort)黃袍怪Yellow(Yforshort)沙僧ShaSeng(Sforshort)豬八戒Piggy(Pforshort)Oncetherewastrueloveforme,butIdidnottreasureit.Nowit'stoolatetoregret.Nothingintheworldcanbemorepainfulthanthat.Ifonlytimecouldgoback,ifonlyGodcouldgivemeonemorechance,Iwouldsaytothegirl:"Iloveyou."Ifyoudareaskmehowlongmylovewilllast,myanswerwillbeatleast10,000years.Act1音樂《玩美》J1照著鏡子上臺，手捧一盒扮裝品(如Clean&Clear等)J1:Anotherpimple!Alltheselotionandcreamandgelareofnouse.WhatcanIdo?(困擾狀)音樂〈電話聲〉(這時，電話鈴不識相地響了起來，J不耐煩地從B手中接過聽筒，于是，一個更另她心煩的聲音就在電話那頭響起。)Y:Hello!It'sme.J1:Iknowit'syou.You'vebeencallingmeeverydaysince400yearsago.Y:Andtoday,rIIaskthesamequestionagain.Thisisthe99thtimeIaskyoutomarryme.JI:Tohellwithyou!Tmbusywithmyfacenow.Tvegotonemorepimple.Howterrible!FIIneverseeanyoneunlessIcancureit.（對這位契而不舍的追求者已厭煩到了極點。）"沒方法，美也是一種罪啊"（喃喃自語）Y:Ah!That'seasy.Ijustcalltotellyouthatrvereadabook,anditsaidthemeatofTangSengcanmakeyourskinfeelassmoothassilk,andmakeyoumorebeautifulthananyotherwitchintheworld.Whatsmore,TvejustgotthenewsthatTangSengwillsooncomeintoourterritory.Wecangoandcatchhimtogether.Isthisideawonderful?JI:Allright.Allright.Tmgoingtohangoff.（不待Y說完，J就急忙掛斷了電話。）Act2J:Hownastyheis!（她想了想，對B道）ButTangSengisreallytempting.I'llkeeptabsonhistrack.（手合攏，然后拿起望遠鏡，觀看起T的行蹤來）（歡喜萬分）Ah-ha,thereheis!（湊上前去，舔舌頭，咬手指）T師徒四人上臺來。S拎著行李，M握著金箍棒在前面探路。四人走到臺中，T舉手示意三個徒弟停下歇息，恍如有話要說。J1:（向B招手）BringmemyMagicEar.（耳朵湊上去偷聽T師徒四人談話）Act3音樂《西游記》T:Monkey!I'vetoldyouamillionandoncetimes,thatourjourneytothewesternParadiseistoughandchallenging.Ifitisnot,howcanpeopleknowthatwearegreatandunique;how...（T得意地發(fā)表他的演說,最后語速放慢）howcanwebeheroesrememberedbyothers;howcanwemakemillionsofgirlsfaintforus,isthatright?（無奈狀，雙手攤開）Don'tinterrupterme!（氣憤狀）（Ms和P都被他說得昏昏欲睡。）P：Sir!Fmsohungry.（羞怯,吃手指，摸肚子）T:Iknowthat.Tmhungrytoo.SoMonkey,wouldyoupleasegoandbuysomefood?Rememberthatwehaveverylittlemoney,only2yuanforaweek.Soyoushouldnotgotothoseexpensiverestaurants,suchasDiningHall6and2,justgotoDiningHall1.Evenif...（最后語速放慢）S:Evenifthedininghallistoofaraway,don'tbuythetake-out.Itsnotclean.Iadviseyoutogotosomeoldlady'shouseandaskforsomebuns.Mindyou,don'tforgettowashyourlunch-boxfirst!T:Tellyouagain,Don1tstopme!（開始抓狂）M頷首許諾。（捎頭）舞臺另一頭的J聽了不由眉開眼笑。JI:It'sagoodchance.（喃喃自語狀）Act4音樂《愛情三十六計》J1轉(zhuǎn)身變成一個老太婆，挎著籃子慢慢走到了T師徒的眼前。P:Ah,herecomesanoldlady.Hellogranny!What'sinyourbasket?Smellsnice!（上前翻尋）J2:Somepancakesformyson.Heisworkinginthefield.（喘息，很累狀）P:I'mhungry.CanIhavesome?Onlyalittlebit.（不行意思狀）等P2回答，心急的P伸手去拿籃子里的東西，J假裝惶恐地護住了籃子。T:Piggy!Tvetoldyouamillionandoncetimes,remembertobepolitetooldladies.（上前制止）J2:Youareverykind.Itlooksasifyouarestarvingandneedsomefood.Icangiveyousomeforfree.T:（雙手合十）阿彌陀佛，善哉善哉。J2假意伸手拿食物遞給T,企圖伺機抓住T,不想袖中露出一只白凈的少女的手，立刻被M瞧出了馬腳。M:（一把抓住了J的手腕）It'snotahandofanuglyoldlady.Whoareyou?Anuglyoldlady?（興奮壯）J2盡管是妖怪，但四百年來，這仍是頭一遭被人這么窩囊地抓住手腕，簡直是又羞又怒。J2:You youdaretouchmyhand!（迅速縮手）M:Monster!T聽至I」Monster一詞立刻嚇得躲到徒弟身后。Act5J2變J1（轉(zhuǎn)身化為原形，奸笑壯）P:BeautifulladyT聽到來著是個美人，忙抬頭偷看。M:Nomatterhowpowerfulyouare,I'llkillanyonewhotriestoharmmymaster.J1:Nomatterhowpowerfulyouare.I'llkillanyonewhopreventsmefrombeautifyingmyself.音樂《打斗》M:Monster!Takemystick!M舉起金箍棒就要向J的頭頂擊下。就在這千鈞一發(fā)之際，P突然撲上去將M攔腰抱住。P:Beauty,run!Runaway!T逃過一劫，對列位徒弟尤其是M的拼死愛惜感動之至，不由自主地唱起了OnlyYou。其結(jié)果，三個土地全頭痛欲裂，大吐特吐。終于，T唱完了……T:（清清嗓子）Monkey,goandbuythelunch.I’mstarvingtodeath.M:I’lldrawacirclehere.（邊走邊畫）Juststayinthecircleandyou’llbesafe.Don’ttrustanyone.Goodbyesir.M離開后，T等就在圈內(nèi)打起瞌睡來，P更是鼾聲震天,S四處觀望。J1見M走了，便又來打T的主意。她走了兩步，踩到了M畫的圈。J1:Ouch！J1明白M的厲害，不敢輕舉妄動。但T近在眼前，她實在不甘愿舍棄。她想了想，忽地計上心頭，變出一盒KFC。J1:Come,comeandeatthis.Comeandeatthis.（招手弓I誘T）T等恍如著了魔似的，夢游般循著KFC的香氣向圈子外走。J終于如愿地把他們引出來了。（天鵝湖舞步跳出去）就在J1的手向T伸去的時候，M趕回來了，再次將J1當場抓獲。M:Youagain!J1:Youtouchmyhandagain!Hownastyyouare!M:Nowyoucannotrunaway!T方才清醒，想到自己又一次有驚無險，不僅又唱起了OnlyYou。M不堪忍受此歌聲，抓著J1的手也放松了。J1伺機溜走了。T唱罷，世人終于松了口氣。P突然發(fā)覺M正望著J1遠去的方向發(fā)愣，伸手在M的眼前晃了晃，M竟然沒有反映。P:（譏諷地）Ah,thatbeautifulwitchhastakenyourheartaway.M回過神來，發(fā)覺自己的失態(tài)，給了P一拳。T:Monkey,Iknowthatwitchisnice,butyoucan’tfallinlovewithher.Becauseyouareamonkeyandsheisawitch.Monkeyshouldmarryamonkeyandwitchshouldmarryawizard.Evenifamonkey

canmarryawitch,Ibettherearehundredsofwizardsfightingtomarryher.Howcanyoudefeatthem?S&T:Whatismore,chasinggirlsneedstime,energyandmoney.Now,youhavetogototheWesternParadisewithme,youdon'thaveenoughtime.Tomakethingsworse,wehaveonly2yuanperweektoliveon,youdon'thaveenoughmoney.（后半部份S學T發(fā)言，但不作聲）M:SurelyIwon't.HowcanIfallinlovewithawitchwhowantstoeatmymaster?T:Thatsfine.Icanrestassured.Tmhungry,whereismylunch?M:Here.Pleasesitintheshadeofthetreesoverthere,rIIgoandfetchsomewater.M把T扶到一邊，自去取水了.Act6途中M和J1相撞M:Oh,yougo!（悲痛狀）音樂《交響樂》J1:JustnowIfoundactuallyIlikeyou（湊上前去）M：NoIcan't,IamamonkeyandIamamonk.Ihadforgottenwhatislove...J1悲痛壯離開……M舍不得但又不能挽留欲知后事如何請看下集分解！NetFriendSummary:IsitcorrecttomakefriendsontheInternet?Willitbedangerous?Bill,Hillary'syoungerbrother,isarudeandimpoliteboy.Everyoneinhisschooldoesn'tlikehim.However,hereallywantstohaveagirlfriend,soheaskshissistertohelphim.ThenHillarypretendedtobeBillonnetandmetanicegirl,Monica.Threemonthslater,HillaryaskedMonicatogoout

with"Bill"(Herbrother),andarrangedeverythingforthem.WhentheymeteachotheratMcDonald's,MonicafoundthatBillwasn'ttheonewhoshetalkedtoonnet.Then...Finally,Monicaunderstandsthatit'sverydangeroustodatewithstrangersandtrustseverythingofwhichhernet-friendtoldher.Andweallshouldbeverycarefulwhenwe'reonnet.SceneI(Inschoolcafeteria,studentsarehavinglunch)Bill: Hey,Jessie.(Hepushedhershoulderveryrudely)CanIjoinyou?(Jessiedidn'tsayaword,andBilljustsatdown)Bill: Wow!Wow!Wow!Youarewearinganicedresstoday!Jessie: Thanks!Bill: Oh!Whatabeautifulhairclip.Wheredidyoubuyit?(Jessiedidn'tsayanything..)Bill: Hey,youhaveanicewatch.(HeheldherhandstronglyandJessiegotangry.)Jessie: Don'ttouchme!Idon'twanttotalktoyou.Leavemealone!(BillstoodupandwalkedtowardCarol.BillsatdownbesideCarolwithoutaskingher)Bill: Hey,beautiful!Howcouldyoueatsolittle!It'snotgoodforyourhealth!Takethis!

(BillwantedCaroltoeathisfood)Carol: No.Bill: Takeit!(Hewasveryrudeandtheplatefelldown.)Carol: Hey!Whatareyoudoing!Thisismynewskirt!Bill: I'msorry!Carol: Goaway!You'resucharudeguy!(Carolwentaway.)Bill: DidIdosomethingwrong?(Hetalkedtohimself)SceneII(InHillary'sroom.Hillarywassurfingthenet)Bill: Sis....Bill: Hillary!Hillary: Oh!Hi!Bill!Howlonghaveyoubeensittingthere?Areyoutryingtoscareme?(Billdidn'tsayaword.)Hillary: Bill?What'swrongwithyou?Whathappened?Bill: Itriedtodrawsomegirls'attentionbuttheyjustignoredme!Hillary: Hmm....Maybethewayyouusedwaswrong.

Bill:Yeah,maybe.ButIdon'tknowhowtoattractthem.Hillary,Ijustwanttohaveagirlfriend?Hillary:Girlfriend?Bill:Yeah.Hillary:LetmeseewhatIcando.Bill:So,canyouhelpme?Hillary:Ok!Sinceyoureallywanttohaveagirlfriend,I'lltrytohelpyou.Bill:Great!Thankyou!Youareadoll!(Atthismoment,Hillary'snet-friendiscallingher.)Hillary:Oh..Mynet-friend!Bill:Ok!Waitingforyourgoodnews!(BillleftHillary'sroomandHillarywasthinkinghowshehelpedBill.)Hillary:Yeah!That'sit!IcanpretendtobeBillandfindagirlfriendontheInternet!(SheopenedthePCandsawagirl'sname"Monica"...)Hillary:(Laughing……)Monica!(Alittlebitsurprised)Hillary:(Talkedtoherself)ItisthesamenameasthegirlofClinton'ssexualscandal.Hmm.Letmesendamessagetoher.Hillary:Hi!I'mBill!Gladtomeetyou!

Monica:Hello,Bill!,Gladtomeetyou,too.I'macollegestudent,andyou?Hillary:MethreeMonica:(Laughing...)You'reahumorousperson!Hillary:Thanks!Iguessyou'reafemale,aren'tyou?Monica:Yes,Iam.Hillary:(Talkedtoherself)Great!She'sagirl.Monica:Andyou?Hillary:Oh...I'ma"boy"Monica:Whichschoolclubareyouin?Hillary:ComputerInformationClub.Monica:Oh!Really?Soyoumustbeacomputerexpert!Hillary:Youcansaythatagain.Monica:YouknowI'minterestedincomputers,too.So,canyouteachmeortellmesomethingaboutthem?Hillary:Sure!It'smypleasure!(..…Twohourslater..…)Hillary:Oh!It'sinterestingtochatwithyou.Monica:Yeah!I'mveryhappy,too.IIiIIaiy:Willyoubeheretomorrow?Atthesametime?

Monica: Ithinkso,Ihopewecanmeetagain.Hillary: Ok,I'llbeheretomorrow,Bye!Bye!Monica: Bye!Saying: Fromthenon,MonicaandHillarycontinuechattingwitheachotherafterschool.(AtMonica'sroom.AssoonasMonicacamebackhomefromschool,shestartedsurfingthenet.Then,hermomcameintoherroom.Sheknockedherdoor,butnooneansweredthedoor)Mom: I'mcoming!Mom: Oh!Monica,mydarling!I'vejustbakedsomecookies.Wantsome?Monica: No,thanks!Ihavesomethingimportanttodo.Mom: Whatareyoubusydoing?Monica: I'msurfingthenetandtalkingtomynet-friend.Mom: Net-friends!!Theyarestrangers.Youevendon'tknowwhotheyare.Ireadfromthenewspapers.Lot'softhingshappenedonnet.Youshouldbemorecarefulandyouhavetowatchoutforyournet-friends,You'resoyoungMonica: Ok..ok..Iknow,Mom.Don'tworryaboutme.(Momwalkedoutherroom.andMonicasawHillary)Monica:Hello!Bill!

Monica:Hillary:Hi!Monica!How'sschooltoday?Monica:Wonderful!It'sreallyaniceday!Hillary:Monica!Ithinkwe'veknowneachotherforalongtime.AndIjustwonderwhetheryouwouldgooutwithme?Monica:(Talktoherself)Gooutwithhim?Monica:Sure,Iwouldliketo.Ithinkyou'reapoliteandhumorousperson.Itmaybeinterestingtogooutwithyou!Hillary:That'sgreat!HowaboutwemeetingatMcDonald'sonMing-ChangRoadthisweekend?Monica:Allright!It'sadeal!ButhowcanIrecognizeyou?Hilillary:I'llwearablueshirt,bluejeans,abluecapsandalsocarryablueknapsack.Besides,I'llstandbesidethetrashcan.Monica:Allinblue!Wow!Ok!Thatwillbeeasyformetorecognizeyou.Hillary:Yeah!I'llbewaitingforyou!Monica:Ok!SeeyouMonica:(Talktoherself)Ha!I'mlookingforwardtoit!Hillary:(Talktoherself)Yes,Imadeit.I'mgoingtotellBillthisgoodnews!ScenceIII(AtMcDonald's,BillwaswaitingforMonica.Afewminuteslater,MonicasawBillandwalkedtowardBill)

Monica:Hi...AreyouBill?Bill:Yes,Iam.You'reMonica?Monica:Yeah..that'sright.Bill:Youlookgreat!Monica:You'renotbad,either.Hey,Let'sfindatable!Bill:Yeah!Howaboutthatone?I'veorderedsomethings.(Theyfoundatableandbegantalking.)Monica:Bill!Bill:Monica!Bill:Oh!Ladyfirst!Monica:Bill,haveyoualreadyfinishedyourcomputerreport?Bill:Uh...Uh...DidItellyouthat?Monica:Yes,youdid.Yousaiditwasabouthowtokillvirus.Didyoufindouthowtodothat?Bill:Killvirus?That'seasyforme.I'magenius.Justuseaknife.Monica:Aknife?Bill:Yeah!Knifecankilleverything.Monica:Whatareyoutalkingabout?Alright!Alright!Forgetit!Andhowaboutthenovelwediscussedlastweek?

Bill:Novel?I'vereadsomanynovels,whichone?Monica:"Theoldmanandthesea",don'tyouforget?Whathappenedtothatoldman?Bill:Yeah!Th