英語(yǔ)課前演講-高考來(lái)了

——崔勇考來(lái)了高Thecollegeentranceexaminationiscoming!又是一年,它——拯救廣大青少年,咳,應(yīng)該是改變廣大窮屌絲一生命運(yùn)的歷史性大事件——高考,如期而至了。Another

year

over,

the

college

entrance

examination

which

saves

young

people,

more

accurately,

which

changes

the

fate

of

the

vast

majority

of

losers

comes

in

time.

父母說(shuō)：“高考能改變你們的一輩子，所以一定要好好學(xué)習(xí)！”老師說(shuō)：“高考很重要，而且你們也就辛苦這幾天了，等考上大學(xué)，你們也就解放了，到那個(gè)時(shí)候，你們想玩就玩。而且考試只要能及格就行了，再也不會(huì)有老師每天追在你屁股后面找你要作業(yè)了?！盤(pán)arentssaid:"Thecollegeentranceexaminationcanchangeyourwholelife,soyoumusttryyoubesttostudyhard."Teacherssaid:"Thecollegeentranceexaminationisofgreatimportance.Besides,thehardshipisjustafewdays.Afterenteringtheuniversity,youwillrelaxandyoucandowhateveryouwant.Andtheteacherwillneverfollowyouandurgeyoutohandoverthehomeworkaslongasyoupasstheexams."單純的我們,居然全信了。我們努力學(xué)習(xí),我們晚睡早起。我們每天埋頭于題海,我們每天想著一定要努力學(xué)習(xí),考上自己喜歡的大學(xué)。Simple

as

we

are,

we

actually

believe

in

that.

We

study

hard,early

to

rise

and

late

to

bed,and

bury

ourselves

in

books.

We

consider

everyday

that

we

should

study

hard

and

enter

the

university

of

which

we

fond.

同時(shí)我們也面臨著各方面的壓力。高考的壓力,真的很大。Atthesametime,wefacewithallkindsofpressures.Pressurefromthecollegeentranceexaminationisreallyoverwhelming.終于，經(jīng)過(guò)不懈努力，我們來(lái)到了大學(xué)，開(kāi)始了全新的生活，開(kāi)始了與我們期待的完全不同的生活——學(xué)渣生活！??！Finallyaftermakingunremittingefforts,weentertheuniversityandstartabrandnewlifewhichistotallydifferentfromwhatwelookforwardto—學(xué)渣life!高考又來(lái)了，但是關(guān)我們毛事呢?。?！但這只是一句玩笑話罷了！Thecollegeentranceexaminationiscomingagain,butit'snoneofourbusiness.But

it's

just

a

joke!

親愛(ài)的學(xué)弟學(xué)妹們要高考了吧，不要緊，我冒著犯罪的風(fēng)險(xiǎn)給你們透露一題：襯衫的價(jià)格是九磅十五便士，所以你應(yīng)選B。學(xué)弟學(xué)妹不要激動(dòng)也不要哭，學(xué)長(zhǎng)只能幫你到這了！Dearjuniors,thecollegeentranceexaminationiscoming.Don'tbeworriedaboutthatforIwilltakeriskofcrimetodiscloseoneproblemforyou:Theshirtis$9.15,soyoushouldchooseB.Juniors,don'tbeexcitedanddon'tcry,Icanonlyhelptodothis.現(xiàn)在的我們回頭來(lái)看高考,多了一份輕松,多了一份豁達(dá),更多了一份調(diào)侃When

we

look

backward

to

the

college

entrance

examination,

we

feel

a

kind

of

relaxation,

generosity,and

scoff.

最后，祝愿高中滴孩紙們高考順利，高考加油，我們?cè)诖髮W(xué)等著你們！Atlast,wewishalltheseniorschoolstudentsasuccessfulexamination.Weawaityouhereintheuniversity.Fight