老友記第十季第八集中英分句對照劇本

-Hey,guys.-Hey.-嗨！-嗨！-Hi.-Hey.-嗨！-嗨！Weneedtotalkaboutsomething.啊，有點事和你們談?wù)?。Yeah.Wedon'tfeellikewecanhostThanksgivingthisyear.我們覺得...今年我們不能再作東感恩節(jié)晚餐了。-What?-Areyoukidding?-什么，什么？-什么，你是在開玩笑吧Well,it'sjustwithworkandthestressofadoption..嗯，由于工作，還有領(lǐng)養(yǎng)孩子的壓力wedon'tfeellikewehavetheenergy.我們只是覺得沒有精力弄了。Plus,wedon'tthinkit'sfairthateveryyeartheburdenfallsonus.而且，每年都讓我們受累，不公平。Thatdoesn'tsoundlikeyou.這不像你??！That'sMonicatalking.這像是莫尼卡的話！-No,wemadethisdecisiontogether.-She'sputtingwordsinyourmouth.-不，不，這是我們兩個人的決定！-這一定是她的意思！（英文直譯：莫尼卡把話語放在了錢德勒的嘴里）Don'tyouputwordsinpeople'smouths.Youputturkeyinpeople'smouths.你不應(yīng)該把話送到我們口中而是把火雞送到我們口中……Ican'tbelievethis.ThisisEmma'sfirstThanksgiving.無法相信這可是愛瑪?shù)牡谝粋€感恩節(jié)！-No,it'snot.-It'snot?Whenwassheborn?-不是...-不是？她什么時候出生的？Well,personally,Ithinkit'sgreatyou'regivingyourselfabreak.我個人認(rèn)為，你們是應(yīng)該休息一下子了。-Thankyou,Phoebe.-Sure.It'sjustaswell.-謝謝，菲比。-不客氣,這樣倒好Imean,lastyearwasn'tverygood.Ithinkshe'slosinghertouch.還有，去年的晚餐真好啊她已江郎才盡，今年不會更好了。-What?Youarewayoff,lady.-AmI?Really?AmI?-什么？你搞錯了，女士！-是么？Well,whydon'tyoucookThanksgivingdinnerandprovemewrong.那你就再弄一次，證明我錯。Well,thinkaboutit.You'dbetryingtotopwhatyoudidlastyear.你想想你是在試圖超過去年的頂峰You'dbeincompetitionwithyourself.你是在和...自己競爭！That'smyfavoritekind.真對我胃口！Okay,wearedoingthis.好吧，今年，我們繼續(xù)！Don'tletyourselfgetmanipulatedthisway.別讓自己這么容易被左右。Stayoutofthis,Chandler.Thisisbetweenmeandme.不關(guān)你的事，錢德這是我和……“我”之間的事情！Wearesupposedtomakethesedecisionstogether.我們應(yīng)該一起決定??！DidyounotwatchtheDr.PhilItapedforyou?還記得費勒醫(yī)生說的么？-Hey.-Hi.HappyThanksgiving.-嗨-嗨，感恩節(jié)快樂！HappyMeatlessTurkey-MurderDay.耶，火雞殉難日快樂！Youguys,IorderedsomechocolatepiesfromthatbakeryonBleeker.我訂了些巧克力派-Couldyoupickthemupforme?-You'renotmakingthepies?-你們能幫我去取過來么？-你不自己作派嗎？Idon'tmakechocolatepies.不，我不做巧克力派的。WhenIwasyounger,Ienteredthispie-eatingcontest.我小時候參加過一個吃派比賽Iatesomanythatthethoughtofthemmakesmesick.吃的太多了，導(dǎo)致我一想就惡心。Didyouatleastwinthecontest?那你贏了沒有？Twominutes,twelvepiesandapartofonetin.兩分鐘吃了12個外加一罐！-Okay,I'llseeyouguysat4.-Can'twait.-好吧，我們4點見。-很讓人期待哦！Thisdinnerisgonnabesogreat.Inyourface,last-yearme.去年的莫妮卡,我要你好看！-Hey,Rach?-Yeah.-嗨，瑞秋-嗯？What'sEmmadoingtoday?愛瑪今天有事么？Well,let'ssee,Iknowthatshehasameetingwithherlawyer..嗯，她啊，我只知道她今天要和律師見面andthenshehastomakeaverybigpoop.然后做一個重大的決定。-Why?-Iwanttoenterherinababypageant.-怎么了？-嗯，我想讓她參加嬰兒選美。Oh,myGod.That'sthecreepiestthingI'veeverheard.哦，天哪，這是我聽說過的最奇怪的事情。Okay,butbeforeyousayno,myfriendSuzanneisenteringherkid.我朋友蘇珊帶她的孩子參加了AndcomparedtoEmma,she'sarealdog.和愛瑪比起來，那小家伙就像只小狗！-Phoebe,allbabiesarebeautiful.-Oh,okay.-哦，菲比，所有孩子都是美麗的！-好吧No.Phoebe,justtheideaofpittingonebabyagainstanother..菲比，難道我們只是為了一個獎杯Imean,youknow,andjudgingwho'scuterjustforatrophy..就把孩子們比來比去，決定誰更漂亮么？-Andathousanddollars.-issomethingI'mveryinterestedin.-一千美金。-對此我很感興趣！Oh,please,donottellRoss.對了，別告訴羅斯。Hestillbelievesthatwhat'sontheinsideisimportant.他始終不信任那些內(nèi)部的...Okay.AndEmmaneedsacowgirloutfitforthecompetition.對了，愛瑪?shù)么┡Ｗ醒b！WhereamIgonnagetacowgirloutfitonThanksgiving?感恩節(jié)我上哪兒找牛仔裝?。縒ell,Iwasthinking..讓我想想……TaketheclothesoffJoey'sCabbagePatchKid!把喬伊的菜地娃的衣服扒了！Didsomeonedropthebatonagain?又有人把指揮棒給掉了？WhycomeallthewayfromKansastodothat?為什么每次都是堪薩斯的？Idon'tgetolder,Ijustgetbetter.我不是越來越老，而是越來越好！Youknowwhatjustoccurredtome?你知道我剛想到什么？ThiscouldbeourlastThanksgivingjustthetwoofus.這可能是最后一次只有我們兩個人一起過感恩節(jié)了。Imean,wecouldbegettingababysoon.我覺得，我們很快就會有個孩子了！-Youdon'tknowthat.-Somebody'sgonnapickus.-你怎么知道？-有人會選擇我們的。Butwehaven'theardathingfromtheadoptionagency.可是這幾周我們都沒收到領(lǐng)養(yǎng)消息！I'mtellingyou,it'sgonnahappen.我敢保證Nextyear,it'sgonnabeyou,meandlittleHemingwayBing.明年會是你、我、還有海明威--賓！-What?He'smyfavoriteauthor.-Nameoneofhisbooks.-……嗯，因為他是我最喜歡的作家。-說出他一本書的名字。TheFirm?《企業(yè)》？Okay,let'ssee.Okay,theturkey'sintheoven.Thestuffingisready.好吧，火雞已經(jīng)在烤箱里了添料也準(zhǔn)備好了。Youknow,youalwayscookthismealallbyyourself.Letmehelpthisyear.你知道么，你總是自己弄這些東西今年讓我?guī)蛶湍惆?。Oh,Chandler,that'ssweet.哦，錢德，這太好了！Butyoudon'thavetodoeverythingDr.Philtellsyoutodo.但你不用一直按費爾醫(yī)生說的作I'mserious,letmedosomething.Justnottheturkey.Nothinghigh-profile.我是認(rèn)真的。讓我做點什么吧不是火雞，也不是填餡，做點不難的東西。.Okay,let'ssee.Oh,thecranberrysauce.我想想……啊，酸梅醬！It'seasytomake,andnoonereallycaresaboutit.容易做，而且大家也不是很在意那東西！Tellmemore.說來聽聽？I'mgonnagocheckonsomethingacrossthehall.Youstartbywashingthese.我去對門兒檢查別的你先把這個洗干凈吧。Notwithsoap!別用洗滌劑??！Youobviouslyhaven'ttastedmyPalmolivepotatoes.你肯定沒吃過我做的烤土豆……-Hi.Hey,guesswhatJoeyhas.-Threeticketstotoday'sRangersgame!-嘿，猜猜喬伊拿到了什么？-三張今天紐約游騎兵的票（美國冰球大聯(lián)盟NHL）！Dude,Iwantedhimtoguess.兄弟，我是讓他猜的！-Oh,myGod.-Yeah,they'regreatseatstoo.-哦，天哪！-是啊，而且是好座位哦！-Guesswheretheyare.-Centerice.-猜猜什么位置？-正中間！DidIdosomethingtoyou?我是不是和你有什么過節(jié)？-Thegame'sat1.-So?-嗯，比賽一點開始。-怎樣？-Dinner'sat4.We'llnevermakeitback.-Sowe'llleavebeforeit'sover.-晚飯4點開始，我們趕不回來的。-那我們就提前退場，這樣時間就夠了。Butitcouldtakeusalongtimetogetbackhome.你現(xiàn)在這么說，可是到時候必定要花很多時間回來的Plus,Joeycouldgetlostandtheycouldhavetopageustogopickhimup.另外喬伊可能會迷路，還得把他領(lǐng)回來。Dude,twotimesthathappened!老兄，事不過三！Look,Monica'sbeenworkinghardallday.莫尼卡為了做晚飯忙了一整天Shedidn'twanttohostinthefirstplace.Weshouldn'tgo.她希望她的晚餐最重要，我們不該去的。He'sright,man.他說得沒錯兒-Yeah,Iguess.Sowe'llseeyouat4.-Okay.-好吧。那么四點鐘見。-嗯Andgetreadytotastemyveryspecialcranberries.準(zhǔn)備好品嘗我的特制酸梅醬哦！OrshouldIsay"Chan-berries"?或者，應(yīng)該叫做“錢梅”...That'ssomegentlecomedy,dude.伙計，又不是在演輕喜劇-We'restillgoingtothegame,right?-Yeah.-我們要去看比賽吧？-是的！Thisiscontestantnumber16,RebeccaHopefromYonkers.-Hey.-Phoebe,listen,Ithinkwegottago.-嘿！-菲比，我想走了Thisplaceisfreakingmeout.這地方讓我坐立不安。I'vebeenwatchingthisguyoverthere.Idon'tthinkhecamewithakid.你看到那邊那個人了么我可不認(rèn)為他帶來的是個孩子！Butwecan'tleavenow.但你現(xiàn)在不能離開啊Therewasthisonebaby,Haley,whowasfavoredtowin..最被看好的那個孩子shegotcroup,soshehadtostayhome.因為感冒不能來Thiscompetitionjustblewwide-open,folks.競爭才剛剛開始哦！Phoebe,it'sjusttooweird.菲比，這太奇怪了Ijustsawa1-year-oldwithpantyhoseon.我看見一個一歲的小孩穿連褲襪！Oh,Iknow.Weshould'vebeenmoreprepared.哦，我就覺得我們準(zhǔn)備不夠充分It'sokay.Now,thewayIseeit,ourrealcompetitionnowisCameron.我覺得，咱們最有力的競爭對手是卡米隆。MyGod,theyjusttookhersweateroff.哦，天哪，她的衣服被脫掉了Lookatthosearms.Hello,MichelinMan.看她的手臂，就像...米其林（著名輪胎的卡通形象，綠色滴~~）Phoebe,comeon.Youknowwhat,it'salready3:00.菲比，已經(jīng)三點鐘了而他們還沒有評審到愛瑪這一組Theyhaven'tevengottentoEmma'sgroupyet.Wegotdinner.我們該走了，回去吃飯。ButEmma'sgotwhatittakes.Shecouldgoalltheway!但愛瑪今天肯定能贏-Phoebe,youhavetocalmdown.-Okay.-菲比，冷靜點。-好吧，Rachel,thehottestbabiesinthetri-stateareaareinthisroomrightnow.瑞秋，現(xiàn)在這附近最漂亮的寶貝們都在這里了。IoverheardajudgesaythatnotoneofthemholdsacandletoEmma.而我聽見一個評審說沒人比得過愛瑪。-Really?-Yeah.-真的么？-沒錯！-Youheardhimsaythat?-Yeah.-你聽見他們這么說？-對。Allright.Okay.Allright,let'sgivethesebabiessomethingtocryabout.好吧，那就讓我們給其他的孩子們一點悲慘的回憶！Good.Let'sgetdowntobusiness.Emmaneedssomemakeup.太好了，開工吧！愛瑪需要化妝。What?什么？She'sgonnalookwashed-outnexttotheothers.她應(yīng)該比其他孩子看起來更漂亮！No,I'mnotlettingyouputmakeuponmybaby.菲比，我不會讓你給我的孩子化妝的！-Whynot?-BecauseIalreadydid.-為什么不？-因為我已經(jīng)給她畫過了！'皋叼郊膠涅絹啊電'Yousuck!Getofftheice,youidiot!鮑伯，干掉那家伙！-Whatagame.-Iknow.Yeah.-太精彩了！-沒錯，耶！-Ican'tbelieveChandler'smissingthis.-I'msorryhe'snothere.-真遺憾錢德錯過了這場比賽！-我也替他覺得遺憾ButIgottasay,Iamreallyenjoyingnachochair.但我要說的是，我真的很喜歡這個“玉米片”座！Yeah,I'dprobablyenjoyitmoreifyoudidn'tkeepbattingmyhandaway.嗯，要是你不總是把我的手打開，我可能也會吃不少呢-Yeah!-Theseseatsaregreat.-哦！-這位置太棒了！Iknow,Iknow.WhenIwasherefor"Holidaysonlce"..是啊，沒錯！上次假期我在這看比賽，座位太遠(yuǎn)了Iwassittingsofaraway,MichelleKwancouldn'treadmybanner.關(guān)穎珊（花樣滑冰世界冠軍）根本就看不到我舉的條幅。Dude,I'msuresheknowsyouhearther.老兄,我認(rèn)為她知道你心里有她Ihopeso.希望吧We'dbettergetgoing.Ifwedon'tleavenow,we'regonnabelate.嘿，我們該走了啦，回去吃飯。Butit'satiegame.Sowe'realittlelate.Thegirlswillbethere.可比賽太精彩了！我們可以晚回去點吧，女生們應(yīng)該準(zhǔn)時的Let'sjuststayforonemoregoal.再進一個球再走啦-Idon'tknow.-Onemorefight.-不好吧..-再進攻一輪？-Okay.-Okay.-好吧。-好吧。Whereiseverybody?They're45minuteslate.大家都哪里去了？他們遲到了45分鐘！Ican'tbelievethey'renothere.IslaveandIslaveforwhat?我不相信他們會不來！我辛苦了一天而我這么辛苦是為了什么？They'veruinedCranberryDay.他們毀了我的酸梅日！-Howlatearewe?-Forty-fiveminutes.-我們遲到了多久？-45分鐘-Here.-Okay.-給.-好的.RachelandPhoebearealreadythere,sotheyprobablystartedwithoutus.瑞秋和菲比應(yīng)該已經(jīng)到了也就是說她們應(yīng)該已經(jīng)開始了Wecouldjustslipin,andnooneneedstoknowwherewewere.讓我們溜進去，這樣誰都不會注意我們的。-Youmaywanttolosethefoamfinger.-Oh,no,no,no.-你不把這個泡沫大手指扔掉么？-哦，才不呢！Youjustwanttoputitonyourhand.我知道你想搶走他！-You'renotatThanksgiving?-No,we'relate.-你們沒在里面？-不，我們遲到了！-Whatareyoudoinghere?-We'relatetoo.-你們在這里干什么？-我們也遲到了！Wefiguredwecouldbelatebecauseyou'dbeontime.我們本以為你們不會遲到的！Don'tpointthatthingatme,Tribbiani.別用這個指著我，老崔！-Nobody'shere?Monica'sgonnakillus.-Yeah,wherewereyou?-那...里面沒人，莫尼卡會殺了我們的！-你們到什么地方去了？-Well..-Yeah,what'swiththetrophy?-啊…-那是什么獎杯？Well,wewereataspellingbee.嗯，我們?nèi)⒓悠醋执筚惲?。AndIwon.我贏了！YouwonanadultThanksgivingDayspellingbee?你在感恩節(jié)這天贏得了一場成人拼字游戲？Yes.Y-E-S.Yes.是-的,是的！Letmeseethis."GrandSupremeLittleDarling,NewYorkDivision"?讓我看看……超級小可愛，紐約區(qū)。That'sme.那便是我！YouenteredEmmainabeautypageant?你們讓愛瑪參加了選美比賽？Anditlookslikesheputmakeuponher.而且還給她畫了妝！Waitasecond.WherehaveIseenthatcowgirloutfitbefore?等等，等等我好像在什么地方見過這身牛仔...Ican'tbelievethis.She'sourdaughter.無法置信，她是我們的女兒！Thatyouwouldtreatherlikesomekindofshowdogisinexcusable.你把她當(dāng)成觀賞狗一樣，不可饒恕-Shewonathousanddollars.-Sothisisanannualthing?-她為我們贏得了一千美元！-啊，是一年一次的嗎……That'sAliciaMayEmory'soutfit!啊，這是AliciaMae的裝備！Guys,therearepeopleintherewhoarenotgettinganyhappier.伙計們，有人在里面要發(fā)火了！-Whatarewegonnado?-IgottaputEmmadownforanap.-天哪，我們該怎么辦？-我不知道，你們想吧,我先把愛瑪送回去。And,Rach,whileyou'reinthere,throwsomethingonAliciaMay.哦，瑞秋，至少給個主意嗎-Allright,whatarewegonnasay?-We'llsaythatweweremugged.-我們該怎么說？-我們可以說，我們被搶劫了Youcan'tgetmadatsomeonewho'sbeenmugged.當(dāng)有人被搶了的時候，是不能生氣的！Good.Butyoudon'tlooklikeyouweremugged.嗯，不錯，但你看起來不像被搶過。No.Here.不像..這樣才像Hey!嘿！Doyouhearsomething?你有沒有聽到什么？-They'reoutthere.-Letmesee.-他們都在外面！-讓我看看！Ican'tbelievethis.They'reanhourlate,andthey'rejuststandingtheretalking.我真沒辦法相信，他們遲到了一小時還在那里聊天！Everything'ssodistorted.ItlookslikeJoeyhasagianthand.一切都亂套了，喬伊有只大手！Thatsays"Rangers"onit.Theywenttothegame.上面寫“游騎兵”，他們?nèi)タ幢荣惲?！Oh,theyareinforaworldofpain.哦，這太可怕了！-Ross'shirtistorn.-They'relateandthey'resloppy.-羅斯的襯衫撕壞了。-他們不但遲到，而且衣衫不整！Allright,Emma'snapping.Whathappenedtoyourshirt?好了，愛瑪睡下了。你的襯衫怎么了？Igotmugged,andtheystolemypocket.我被搶了，他們還偷走了我的錢包。We'rejusttryingtofigureoutanexcuse.瑞秋，我們是在找借口。Howaboutthis?好吧，想想WecouldsaythatMonicatoldus5:00,not4:00.Thatwaywe'rerightontime.我們可以說，莫尼卡告訴我們是5點而不是4點，所以我們沒遲到，我們是準(zhǔn)時的！OrwecouldplantPCPintheapartmentandcallthecopsonher.或者,我們可以在房間里放些迷藥，布個局！ThatwouldbeagoodwaytogetridofallthePCPwehavelyingaround.嗯，這的確是個下迷藥的好辦法。We'lljustsaythatshesaiditwas5:00.你可以就說她說的是5點We'lljustactcasual.We'renotlate,we'rerightontime.做得自然些所以我們根本沒有遲到！"Weknowyou'reoutthere."“我們知道你們在外面?！盬hodoyouthinkit'sfrom?你覺得這是誰寫的？Oh,God,thisisbad.Thisissobad.哦，太糟了，太糟了。Well,let'sjustgointhereandfacethem.好吧，讓我們進去面對他們吧。I'mnotgoinginfirst.IbetthatveinonMonica'sforeheadispoppinglikecrazy.我不要先進去莫尼卡生氣的面孔會讓我發(fā)瘋的。Ihatethatthing.It'slikeaboltoflightning.嗯，我也不要那張臉就像扭曲的閃電一樣……Whydon'tweplayRock,Paper,Scissors,andwhoeverloses,goesinfirst.嘿，我有主意了我們可以玩石頭剪子布，輸了的先進去！-Allright,I'min.-Ready.-好吧，開始吧。-準(zhǔn)備好了么？Iwin.啊，我贏了！-Whatisthat?-That'sfire.Itbeatseverything.-這是什么？-火焰，贏過一切！Oh,really?Doesitbeatwaterballoon?真的么？能贏過一個水球么？Well-played,PhoebeBuffay.Well-played.好極了，菲比，玩得真好。Allright,let'sallgoinatthesametime.好啦好啦，讓我們一起進去算了。-Okay.-Okay.-好。-好。-It'slocked.-What?Oh,sure,nowtheylockit.-鎖住了！-哈，他們把門鎖上了Whenthey'rehavingsexonthecouch,it'slike:等他們在躺椅上準(zhǔn)備嘿咻的時候，他們就會說"Comeonin,mybuttissurprisinglyhairy!"“啊，快進來，快進來，我等不了了！”Allright,comeon.Allright,youguys,we'resosorrywe'relate.好吧?；镉媯?，你們怎么樣??？很抱歉我們遲到了Pleaseletusinsowecanhavedinnertogether.讓我們進去一起吃晚餐吧！No,everything'scold.Theturkey'sdriedoutandthestuffing'sallsoggy.不，東西都涼了火雞干了，餡也松了！Yeah,andthere'sabowlofcranberrysaucethat's..嗯，而且那碗酸梅醬也……Whathappenstocranberrysauce?酸梅醬怎么了？-Nothing,it'sfine.-Oh,thankGod.-沒事兒，很好。-哦，謝天謝地。Comeon,youguys,we'resorry.Oursubwaybrokedown.好啦，伙計們真的抱歉，我們的車壞了。That'salie!Youwenttothegame.IcanseeJoey'shand.說謊！你們?nèi)タ幢荣惲宋夷芸吹絾桃恋氖?！FortheloveofGod,takeitoff!我說過了讓你把它扔掉了！Guys,itdoesn'tmatterwhywe'relate.We'reallherenow.伙計們，我們是否遲到了并不重要重要的是我們都到了Pleaseletusinsowecanhavesomeofyourdeliciousturkey.讓我們進去吃美味的火雞吧！Ihadadreamonceaboutafaxmachinethatdidthat.我做夢都在想啊，這是什么？That'salltheturkeyyou'regonnaget.這就是你們該得的火雞！-Howarewegonnadecidewhogetsthis?-Waterballoon!-怎么決定誰吃？-水球！Whatarewegonnado?I'mstarving.我們該怎么辦啊，我餓死了！Ijustremembered,wedohavesomethingtoeat.哦，對了，我想起來了Monicaputsomethinginouroventhismorning.今天早晨莫尼卡放了點東西在爐子里面！Youtouchthat,andyouwillbesorry!嘿，動了它你會后悔的！Guys,I'dlistentoher.TheveinisbiggerthanI'veeverseenit!大伙,最好聽她的她的血管漲到前所未有的大Oh,myGod,it'sBrusselssprouts!天哪，是甘藍(lán)菜！That'sworsethannofood.這是什么嘛，不能吃的！AllyougotwasMonica'sstinkyBrusselssprouts.啊哈，你們喜歡莫尼卡的發(fā)臭甘藍(lán)菜么？Stinky?發(fā)臭的？Pleaseletmestayonthissideofthedoor.請讓我呆在這一邊……Oh,Iknow!Istillhavemyoldkey.對了，我還有以前的鑰匙呢。Wecanjustunlockthedoor.我們可以直接把門打開！Idon'tknowifthat'sagoodidea.Theydon'twannabewithus.我不覺得這是個好主意他們明顯不想和我們在一起。Idon'twannabewiththemeither..你知道么，我也不想和他們一起butit'sThanksgiving,andweshouldnotwanttobetogethertogether.但今天是感恩節(jié)，不想在一起也要在一起！IfIcouldjustgetinthere,makeaface-to-faceapology..讓我們進去面對面的道歉吧lookthemintheeye,Icouldgetthemtoforgiveus.看到我的眼睛，他們就會原諒我的。 -Idon'tknow.-I'mtellingyou..-我不懂。-我來告訴你……Icandoit.我做得到。Yeah,hecandoit.嗯，你做得到。Italllookssobeautiful.啊，太美了！-Theturkey,thestuffing.-Thecranberries.-那火雞，那填料……-那酸梅呢？Enough!Amonkeycould'vemadethem.夠了，猴子都會做！Hey,listen,guys,wefeelreallyterrible.嘿，聽我說，我們真得很抱歉……He'sdoingthatweirdeye-contactthing.他又來那什么“目光接觸”了Don'tlookathim.Don'tlookathim.別看他，別看他。Comeon,youguys.Wewantyoutoknowwe'revery,verysorry.聽我說，伙計們，我們想讓你們了解我們真的，真的很抱歉……Right,guys?對吧，伙計們？-Ifeelterrible.-Oh,sosorry.-真的很抱歉-非常，對不起……Butlet'snotruinthisday.You'veworkedsohard.別讓我們毀了這一天，你們?nèi)绱说男羷?！Let'smovepastthisandtrytohaveanicemealalltogether,huh?讓我們忘了這件事，一起吃飯吧！Thefloatingheadsdomakeagoodpoint.那些漂浮著的腦袋好像說的沒錯。Yeah,theydoseemtofeelprettybad.是啊，他們真的好像很抱歉。-Sobad.-Sobad.-對不起，對不起……-對不起，對不起……Okay.好吧Okay,youtwogogetthedessert,andI'llletyouin.好吧，你們兩個去拿甜品來我讓你們進來。Dessert?甜品？Yeah,IaskedyouandPhoebetopickupthepies.Youdidremember,right?是啊，我讓你和菲比去取派你記得的，對吧？Pies.Oh,wethoughtyousaid"prize."派？啊，我們以為是“獎”！(注：英語中“派”和“獎”發(fā)音相同。）Here.這個！-"GrandSupremeLittleDarling"?-Congratulations!-超級小可愛？-恭喜！Oh,myGod,youforgotthepies?Well,Icannotbelievethis.天哪，你忘了拿派？無法置信！Youforcedmetomakedinner,you'reanhourlate..你們強迫我做飯，又遲到一小時andyouforgettheonelittlethingthatIaskedyoutodo.居然還忘記了我拜托你們做的一點點小事！Really,girls,notcool.真的，女孩子們真冷酷。Well,youman-headsaren'tanybetter.Youliedaboutgoingtothegame.好吧，你們男人又好到哪里去？你們說謊，去看比賽Youknewit'dmakeyoulate,andyouwentanyway.明知道會遲到，還堅持要去。Hey,I'mgettingalittletiredofthis.Wesaidwe'resorry.我有點煩了。我們都道歉了It'sThanksgiving,forPete'ssakes!Adayofforgiveness.今天是感恩節(jié)，是原諒之日！-It'sadaytobethankful.-Don'tmakemecomeupthere!-是感謝之日吧……-別和我唱反調(diào)！It'stoolateforapologies.現(xiàn)在道歉太晚了！Fine,let'sjustgo.Idon'tneedyourstupiddinner.好吧，我們走，我們可以不在這里吃飯！Thatwouldbealotmoreconvincingifyouweren'tdrooling.如果你們開玩笑的話，可能更可信點。-Oh,isthatwhatthatis?-Sorry.-哦，我們現(xiàn)在就不是么？-對不起Comeon,youguys,let'sjustdoourownThanksgiving.伙計們，我們自己準(zhǔn)備感恩節(jié)晚餐吧！-Yeah,I'llcook.-Yeah,let'sgoout.-好，我做飯！-好，走吧！Yeah,youthreehaveaniceThanksgiving.你們?nèi)齻€，感恩節(jié)快樂！-Thethreeofus?-Yeah.You,Chanandthevein.-三個？-你，錢德，還有“白忙活”！-I'mstuck.-Joey,thatisnotgonnawork.-啊，我被卡住了！-喬伊，少來！No,seriously.不，我是認(rèn)真的-I'mreallywedgedinhere.-I'llpullyouthrough.-我真的被卡住了-我把你拖過來Okay.好。Stop,stop,I'mworriedaboutdamagingmyhead.啊，住手，住手我擔(dān)心會弄傷我的頭！It'salittlelateforthat.已經(jīng)晚了Hurryup,yougottadosomething.快點，幫幫忙啊！Allright,well,thisdoesnotchangeanything.這不會改變什么的！Weneedtogetsomethingtogreasehisface.我們需要點能增大空隙的工具。-Wegotturkeygrease.-Bringit.-我們有火雞汁！-拿來。IjustwanttosaythatI'msorryIreferredtotheveinasaseparateperson.我很抱歉，我把“白忙活”算作一個人Hereyougo.拿來了。Oh,thatsmellsgood.啊，味道不錯-Okay?-Okay,tryit.-好了嗎？-好，試試看。Itisn'tworking.沒用！-We'regonnahavetounscrewthechain.-Hurry,Ican'tfeelmyears.-把鏈條卸下來吧。-快點，我都感覺不到我的耳朵了！Canyoueverfeelyourears?你曾經(jīng)感覺到過耳朵么？Interesting.嗯，很有趣。-Chandler,whereareyourtools?-Oh,Ileftthemonmybulldozer.-錢德，你的工具哪里去了？-啊，我把它們放在別的地方了。Idon'thavetools.我沒有工具。-Well,Ido,