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[TheCircleoflifetext]

Fromthedaywearriveontheplanet

And,blinking,stepintothesunThere'smoretoseethancaneverbeseen

Moretodothancaneverbedone

There'sfartoomuchtotakeinhere

Moretofindthancaneverbefound

Butthesunrollinghigh

Throughthesapphiresky

KeepsgreatandsmallontheendlessroundIt'stheCircleofLifeAnditmovesusallThroughdespairandhope

ThroughfaithandloveTillwefindourplaceOnthepathunwinding

IntheCircleTheCircleofLife

It'sTheCircleofLifeAnditmovesusallThroughdespairandhope

Throughfaithandlove

Tillwefindourplace

Onthepathunwinding

IntheCircleTheCircleofLife

Scar:Life'snotfair,isit?YouseeI--well,I...shallneverbeKing.Andyou...shallneverseethelightofanotherday....Adieu...

Zazu:Didn'tyourmotherevertellyounottoplaywithyourfood?

Scar:Whatdoyouwant?

Zazu:I'mheretoannouncethatKingMufasaisonhisway....Soyou'dbetterhaveagoodexcuseformissingtheceremonythismorning.

Scar:Ohnowlook,Zazu;you'vemademelosemylunch.

Zazu:Hah!You'lllosemorethanthatwhentheKinggetsthroughwithyou.He'sasmadasahippowithahernia.

Scar:Oooh...IquiverwithFEAR.

Zazu:NowScar,don'tlookatmethat

way...HELP!

Mufasa:Scar!...

Scar:Mm-hmm?

Mufasa:Drophim.

Zazu:Impeccabletiming,yourmajesty.

Zazu:Eyyccch.

Scar:Why!Ifitisn'tmybigbrotherdescendingfromonhightominglewiththecommoners.

Mufasa:SarabiandIdidn'tseeyouatthepresentationofSimba.

Scar:Thatwastoday?Oh,Ifeelsimplyawful.

Scar:...Musthaveslippedmymind.

Zazu:Yes,well,asslipperyasyourmindis,astheking'sbrother,youshouldhavebeenfirstinline!

Scar:Well,Iwasfirstinline...untilthelittlehairballwasborn.

Mufasa:That"hairball"ismyson...andyourfutureking.

Scar:Ohh,Ishallpracticemycurtsy.

Mufasa:Don'tturnyourbackonme,Scar.

Scar:Oh,no,Mufasa.PerhapsYOUshouldn'tturnYOURbackonme.

Mufasa:Isthatachallenge?

Scar:Temper,temper.Iwouldn'tdreamofchallengingyou.

Zazu:Pity!Whynot?

Scar:Well,asfarasbrainsgo,Igot

thelion'sshare.But,whenitcomestobrutestrength...I'mafraidI'mattheshallowendofthegenepool.

Zazu:There'soneineveryfamily,sire...Twoinmine,actually.Andtheyalwaysmanagetoruinspecialoccasions.

Mufasa:WhatamIgoingtodowithhim?

Zazu:He'dmakeaveryhandsomethrowrug.

Mufasa:Zazu!

Zazu:Andjustthink!Wheneverhegetsdirty,youcouldtakehimoutandBEAThim.

Rafiki:Hmmm...Ahhehhehhehhehheh...Simba.

Simba:Dad!Daad!Comeon,Dad,wegottago.Wakeup!

RandomLioness:Oomph!

Simba:Sorry!...Oop.

Simba:Dad?Daad.Dad,Dad,Dad,Dad,Dad,Dad,Dad,Dad--

Sarabi:Yourson...isawake...

Mufasa:Beforesunrise,he'sYOURson.

Simba:Dad?Daad!Comeon,Dad!Daa--Whoa!

Simba:Youpromised!

Mufasa:Okay,okay.I'mup.I'mup.

Simba:Yeah!

Mufasa:Look,Simba.Everythingthelighttouchesisourkingdom.

Simba:Wow.

Mufasa:Aking'stimeasrulerrisesandfallslikethesun.Oneday,Simba,thesunwillsetonmytimehere,andwillrisewithyouasthenewking.

Simba:Andthiswillallbemine?

Mufasa:Everything.

Simba:Everythingthelighttouches.Whataboutthatshadowyplace?

Mufasa:That'sbeyondourborders.Youmustnevergothere,Simba.

Simba:ButIthoughtakingcandowhateverhewants.

Mufasa:Oh,there'smoretobeingkingthan...gettingyourwayallthetime.

Simba:There'smore?

Mufasa:Simba...

Mufasa:Everythingyouseeexiststogether,inadelicatebalance.Asking,youneedtounderstandthatbalance,andrespectallthecreatures--fromthecrawlinganttotheleapingantelope.

Simba:But,Dad,don'tweeattheantelope?

Mufasa:Yes,Simba,butletmeexplain.Whenwedie,ourbodiesbecomethegrass.Andtheantelopeeatthegrass.AndsoweareallconnectedinthegreatCircleofLife.

Zazu:Goodmorning,sire!

Mufasa:Goodmorning,Zazu.

Zazu:Checkingin...withthemorningreport.

Mufasa:Fireaway.

Zazu:Well!Thebuzzfromthebeesisthattheleopardsareinabitofaspot...

Mufasa:Oh,really?

Zazu:...Andthebaboonsaregoingapeover

this.Ofcourse,thegiraffesareactinglikethey'reaboveitall...

Mufasa:Whatareyoudoing,son?

Simba:Pouncing.

Mufasa:Letanoldproshowyouhowit'sdone.

Zazu:...Thetickbirdsarepeckingontheelephants.Itoldtheelephantstoforgetit,buttheycan't...

Mufasa:Zazu,wouldyouturnaround?

Zazu:Yes,sire.Thecheetahsarehardup,butIalwayssay...

Mufasa:Staylowtotheground.

Zazu:Cheetahsneverprosper...

Simba:Okay,staylowtotheground,right...yeah...

Zazu:Whatgoingon?

Mufasa:Apouncinglesson.

Zazu:Ohverygood.Pouncing.{Realizing}Pouncing!?!Ohno,sire,youcan'tbe

Simba:Freetorunaroundallday

{SimbaandNalaarenowridingostriches}

{Zazu:Well,that'sdefinitelyout...}

Simba:Freetodoitallmyway!

Zazu:Ithinkit'stimethatyouandI

Arrangedahearttoheart

Simba:Kingsdon'tneedadvice

Fromlittlehornbillsforastart

Zazu:Ifthisiswherethemonarchyisheaded

Countmeout!Outofservice,outofAfrica

Iwouldn'thangabout...aagh!

Thischildisgettingwildlyoutofwing

Simba:Oh,Ijustcan'twaittobeking!

Everybodylookleft

Everybodylookright

EverywhereyoulookI'm

Standinginthespotlight!

Zazu:Notyet!

Chorus:LeteverycreaturegoforbrokeandsingLet'shearitintheherdandonthewing

It'sgonnabeKingSimba'sfinestfling

Simba&Chorus:OhIjustcan'twaittobeking!

OhIjustcan'twaittobeking!

OhIjustcan'twaaaaaait...tobeking!

Zazu:Ibegyourpardon,madam,but...GETOFF!...

Simba?Nala?

Simba:Allright,itworked!

Nala:Welost'im.

Simba:I...amagenius.

Nala:Hey,Genius,itwasmyidea.

Simba:Yeah,butIpulleditoff.

Nala:Withme!

Simba:Ohyeah?...Rrarr!

Nala:Ha.Pinnedya.

Simba:Hey,lemmeup.

Nala:Pinnedyaagain.

Simba:Thisisit.Wemadeit.

SimbaandNala:Whoa!

Nala:It'sreallycreepy.

Simba:Yeah...Isn'titgreat?

Nala:Wecouldgetinbigtrouble.

Simba:Iknow,huh.

Nala:Iwonderifitsbrainsare

stillinthere.

Simba:There'sonlyonewayto

know.Comeon.Let'sgocheckitout.

Zazu:Theonlycheckingoutyouwilldowillbetocheckoutofhere.

Simba:Aw,man.

Zazu:We'rewaybeyondtheboundaryofthePrideLands.

Simba:Huh.Look.BananaBeakisscared.Heh.

Zazu:That'sMr.BananaBeaktoyou,

fuzzy.Andrightnowweareallinveryrealdanger.

Simba:Danger?Hah!Iwalkonthewildside.Ilaughinthefaceofdanger.Hahahaha!

Shenzi:Well,well,well,Banzai.Whathavewegothere?

Banzai:Hmm.Idon'tknow,Shenzi.Uh...whatdoyouthink,Ed?

Ed:{Crazylaughter}

Banzai:Yeah,justwhatIwasthinking.Atriooftrespassers!

Zazu:Andquitebyaccident,letmeassureyou.Asimplenavigationalerror.Ehhehheh...

Shenzi:Whoa,whoa,waitwaitwait...Iknowyou.You'reMufasa'slittlestooge.

Zazu:I,madam,amtheking'smajordomo.

Banzai:Andthatwouldmakeyou...?

Simba:Thefutureking.

Shenzi:Doyouknowwhatwedotokingswhostepoutoftheirkingdom?

Simba:Puh.Youcan'tdoanythingtome.

Zazu:Uhh...technically,theycan.Weareontheirland.

Simba:ButZazu,youtoldmethey'renothingbutslobberingmangystupidpoachers.

Zazu:Ix-nayontheoopid-stay...

Banzai:Whoyoucallin'"oopid-stay?!?"

Zazu:My,my,my.Lookatthesun.It'stimetogo!

Shenzi:What'sthehurry?We'dloooveyoutostickaroundfordinner.

Banzai:Yeaaaah!Wecouldhavewhatever's..."lion"around!{Inthebackground}Getit?Lionaround!

Shenzi:Ohwait,wait,wait.Igotone,Igotone.Makeminea"cub"sandwich.Whatchathink?

Shenzi:What?Ed?Whatisit?

Banzai:Hey,didweorderthisdinnertogo?

Shenzi:No.Why?

Banzai:'Causethereitgoes!

Nala:Didwelose'em?

Simba:Ithinkso.Where'sZazu?

Banzai:Thelittlemajordomobirdhippity-hoppedallthewaytothebirdie-boiler.

Zazu:Ohno.Notthebirdie-boiler.

Simba:Hey!Whydon'tyoupickonsomebodyyourownsize?

Shenzi:Like...you?

Simba:Oops.

Shenzi,Banzai,Ed:BOO!

Nala:Simba!

Nala:Aaaaiee!

Shenzi:Look,boys!Akingfitforameal!

Banzai:Here,kitty,kitty,kitty.

Shenzi:Oo-hoo...thatwasit?Hah.Doitagain...comeon.

Shenzi,Banzai,Ed:Huh?!

Shenzi:Oh,please,please.Uncle.Uncle.

Banzai:Ow.Ow.Ow.

Mufasa:Silence!

Banzai:Oh,we'regonnashutuprightnow.

Shenzi:Calmdown.We'rereallysorry.

Mufasa:Ifyouevercomenearmysonagain...

Shenzi:Ohthisis...thisisyourson?!?

Banzai:Oh,yourson?

Shenzi:Didyouknowthat?

Banzai:No...me?I-I-Ididn'tknowit.No.Didyou?

Shenzi:No!Ofcoursenot.

Banzai:No.

ShenziandBanzai:Ed?

Ed:{Stupidlynodsyes}

Banzai:Toodles!

Simba:Dad,I...

Mufasa:Youdeliberatelydisobeyedme.

Simba:Dad,I'm...I'msorry.

Mufasa:Let'sgohome.

Nala:Ithoughtyouwereverybrave.

Mufasa:Zazu?

Zazu:Yes,sire?

Mufasa:TakeNalahome.I'vegottoteachmysonalesson.

Zazu:Come,Nala.Simba...Goodluck.

Mufasa:Simba!

{Simbaslowlyturnsandwalkstowardshisfather.Thecamerafollowshimforward.Ominousyetsadmusic.Simbastepsintoadepression.Lookingdownheseesthathis

forepawfitsinsidejustthepalmprintofhisfather'spaw.AverytensemomentforSimba.Itcomesacrosstotheaudiencethathisfathercouldeasilydomuch,muchmorethandisciplineSimba.[ItalsocomesacrossthatSimbahassomeratherbigshoestofill,sotospeak,andisonlynowrealizinghistrueposition.-BT]Simbaisharshlyreminded

ofhowsmallandyoungheiscomparedtohisfather.Helooksupand,quitecourageously,continuestocomeforward.}

{Mufasathinkssilentlyforafewmoments,notlookingathisson.Then,finally,heturnstohim.}

Mufasa:Simba,I'mverydisappointedinyou.

Simba:Iknow.

Mufasa:Youcouldhavebeenkilled.You

deliberatelydisobeyedme.Andwhat'sworse,youputNalaindanger!

Simba:Iwasjusttryingtobebravelikeyou.

Mufasa:I'monlybravewhenIhavetobe.Simba...beingbravedoesn'tmeanyougolookingfortrouble.

Simba:Butyou'renotscaredofanything.

Mufasa:Iwastoday.

Simba:Youwere?

Mufasa:Yes...IthoughtImightloseyou.

Simba:Oh.Iguessevenkingsgetscared,huh?

Mufasa:Mm-hmm.

Simba:Butyouknowwhat?

Mufasa:What?

Simba:Ithinkthosehyenaswereevenscareder.

Mufasa:'Causenobodymesseswithyourdad.Comehere,you.

Simba:Ohno,no...Aaagh!Errrggh!

Simba:Oh,comehere...Hah!Gotcha!

Simba:Dad?

Mufasa:Hmm?

Simba:We'repals,right?

Mufasa:Right.

Simba:Andwe'llalwaysbetogether,right?

Mufasa:Simba...Let

metellyousomethingthatmyfathertoldme...Lookatthestars.Thegreatkingsofthepastlookdownonusfromthosestars.

Simba:Really?

Mufasa:Yes...Sowheneveryoufeelalone,justrememberthatthosekingswillalwaysbetheretoguideyou...AndsowillI.

Banzai:Man,thatlousyMufasa!Iwon'tbeabletositforaweek!

Ed:{Laughs}

Banzai:It'snotfunny,Ed.

Ed:{Triestostoplaughing,butburstsoutworse}

Banzai:Hey,shutup!

Ed:{CanNOTstoplaughing}

Shenzi:Willyouknockitoff!

Banzai:Well,hestartedit!

Shenzi:Lookatyouguys.Nowonderwe'redanglingatthebottomofthefoodchain.

Banzai:Man,Ihatedangling.

Shenzi:Shyeah?Youknow,ifitweren'tforthoselions,we'dberunnin'thejoint.

Banzai:Yeah.Man,Ihatelions.

Shenzi:Sopushy.

Banzai:Andhairy.

Shenzi:Andstinky.

Banzai:Andman,arethey...

ShenziandBanzai:UuuugLY!

Scar:Oh,surelywelionsarenotallTHATbad.

Banzai:Ohh.Oh,Scar,it'sjustyou.

Shenzi:Wewereafraiditwassomebodyimportant.

Banzai:Yeah,youknow,likeMufasa.

Shenzi:Yeah.

Scar:Isee.

Banzai:Nowthat'spower.

Shenzi:Tellmeaboutit.IjusthearthatnameandIshudder.

Banzai:Mufasa.

Shenzi:Ooooh....Doitagain.

Banzai:Mufasa.

Shenzi:Ooooh!

Banzai:Mufasa.Mufasa!Mufasa!

Shenzi:...Oooh!Ittinglesme.

Scar:I'msurroundedbyidiots.

Banzai:Notyou,Scar;Imean,you'reoneofus.Imean,you'reourpal.

Scar:Charmed.

Shenzi:Ohh,Ilikethat.He'snotking,buthe'sstillsoproper.

Banzai:Yeah.Hey,hey.Didyabringusanythingtoeat,Scar,oldbuddy,oldpal?Huh?Did-ya-did-ya-did-ya?

Scar:Idon'tthinkyoureallydeservethis.

Ipracticallygift-wrappedthosecubsfor

you.Andyoucouldn'tevendisposeofthem.

Shenzi:Well,yaknow.Itwasn'texactlyliketheywasalone,Scar.

Banzai:Yeah.Whatarewesupposedtodo--killMufasa?

Scar:Precisely.

Scar:Ineverthoughthyenasessential.

They'recrudeandunspeakablyplain.

Butmaybethere'saglimmerofpotential

Ifalliedtomyvisionandbrain.

Scar:Iknowthatyourpowersofretention

Areaswetasawarthog'sbackside

Butthickasyouare,payattention

Mywordsareamatterofpride

It'sclearfromyourvacantexpressions

Thelightsarenotallonupstairs

Butwe'retalkingkingsandsuccessions

Evenyoucan'tbecaughtunawares

Soprepareforachanceofalifetime

Bepreparedforsensationalnews

Ashiningnewera

Istiptoeingnearer

Shenzi:Andwheredowefeature?

Scar:Justlistentoteacher

Iknowitsoundssordid

Butyou'llberewarded

WhenatlastIamgivenmydues

Andinjusticedeliciouslysquared

Beprepared!

Banzai:Yeah,Beprepared.Yeah-heh...we'llbeprepared,heh....Forwhat?

Scar:Forthedeathoftheking.

Banzai:Why?Ishesick?

Scar:No,fool--we'regoingtokillhim.AndSimbatoo.

Shenzi:Greatidea!Whoneedsaking?

Shenzi(andthenBanzai):Noking!Noking!la--la-la--la-laa-laa!

Scar:Idiots!Therewillbeaking!

Banzai:Hey,butyousaid,uh...

Scar:Iwillbeking!...Stickwithme,and

you'llnevergohungryagain!

ShenziandBanzai:Yaay!Allright!Longlivetheking!

AllHyenas:Longlivetheking!Longlivetheking!

Hyenas:It'sgreatthatwe'llsoonbeconnected.

Withakingwho'llbeall-timeadored.

Scar:Ofcourse,quidproquo,you'reexpected

Totakecertaindutiesonboard

Thefutureislitteredwithprizes

AndthoughI'mthemainaddressee

ThepointthatImustemphasizeis

Youwon'tgetasniffwithoutme!

Soprepareforthecoupofthecentury

Bepreparedforthemurkiestscam

(Oooh...La!La!La!)

Meticulousplanning

(We'llhavefood!)

Tenacityspanning

(Lotsoffood)

Decadesofdenial

(Werepeat)

IssimplywhyI'll

(Endlessmeat)

Bekingundisputed

(Aaaaaaah...)

Respected,saluted

(...aaaaaaah...)

AndseenforthewonderIam

(...aaaaaaah!)

Yes,myteethandambitionsarebared

(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)

Beprepared!

All(EvenEd,whocanbeheardgrowlingandsnarlinganapproximationofthelines):

Yes,ourteethandambitionsarebared

Beprepared!

Scar:Nowyouwaithere.Yourfatherhasamarveloussurpriseforyou.

Simba:Oooh.Whatisit?

Scar:IfItoldyou,itwouldn'tbeasurprise,nowwouldit?

Simba:Ifyoutellme,I'llstillactsurprised.

Scar:Hohoho.Youaresuchanaughtyboy.

Simba:Comeon,UncleScar.

Scar:No-no-no-no-no-no-no.Thisisjustforyouandyourdaddy.Youknow,asortof...father-son...thing.

Scar:Well!I'dbettergogethim.

Simba:I'llgowithyou.

Scar:No!Hehhehheh.No.Juststayonthisrock.Youwouldn'twanttoendupinanothermesslikeyoudidwiththehyenas...

Simba:Youknowaboutthat?

Scar:Simba,everybodyknowsaboutthat.

Simba:Really?

Scar:Oh,yes.LuckyDaddywastheretosaveyou,eh?Oh...andjustbetweenus,youmightwanttoworkonthatlittleroarofyours.Hmm?

Simba:Oh...Okay...

Simba:Hey,UncleScar,willIlikethesurprise?

Scar:Simba,it'stoDIEfor.

Banzai:{Stomachgrowls}

Shenzi:Shutup.

Banzai:Ican'thelpit.I'msohungry...I

gottahaveawildebeest!

Shenzi:Stayput.

Banzai:Well...can'tIjustpickoffoneofthelittlesickones?

Shenzi:No!WewaitforthesignalfromScar.

Shenzi:Thereheis...let'sgo.

Simba:Littleroar.Puh!

Simba:Rarrr!

Simba:Rrrraowr-nh!

Simba:RAOWR!

Zazu:Ohlook,sire;theherdisonthemove.

Mufasa:Odd...

Scar:Mufasa.Quick.Stampede.Inthegorge.Simba'sdownthere!

Mufasa:Simba?

Simba:Zazu!Helpme!!

Zazu:Yourfatherisontheway!Holdon!

Simba:Hurry!

Zazu:There!There!Onthattree!

Mufasa:Holdon,Simba!

Simba:Ahhhh!

Zazu:OhScar,thisisawful.Whatwillwedo?Whatwillwedo?Hah...I'llgobackforhelp,that'swhatI'lldo,I'llgobackforhe--oomph!

Simba:DAD!

Mufasa:Scar!Broth--Brother!Helpme!

Scar:Longlivetheking.

Mufasa:Aaaaaaahh!

Simba:Nooooooo!

Simba:Dad!!

Simba:Dad?

Simba:Dad?...Dad,comeon.Yougottagetup.Dad.Wegottagohome.HEEEEELP!Somebody!Anybody...help.

Scar:Simba....Whathaveyoudone?

Simba:Therewerewildebeestsandhe

triedtosaveme...itwasanaccident,I...Ididn'tmeanforittohappen.

Scar:Ofcourse,ofcourseyoudidn't.Noone...evermeansforthesethingstohappen....ButthekingISdead.Andifitweren'tforyou,he'dstillbealive.Oh!Whatwillyour

motherthink?

Simba:WhatamIgonnado?

Scar:Runaway,Simba.Run...Runawayandneverreturn.

Scar:Killhim.

Banzai:Whoa!!

Banzai:Yeow!

Shenzi:Hey--Therehegoes!Therehegoes!

Banzai:Sogoget'im.

Shenzi:Thereain'tnowayI'mgoinginthere.What,youwantmetocomeouttherelookinglikeyou?CactusButt?

Banzai:Wegottafinishthejob.

Shenzi:Well,he'sasgoodasdeadoutthereanyway.AndIFhecomesback,we'llkillhim.

Banzai:Yeah!youhearthat?Ifyouevercomeback,we'llkillya!!!

Scar:Mufasa'sdeathwasaterribletragedy;buttoloseSimba,whohadbarelybeguntolive...

Scar:...Formeitisadeeppersonalloss.SoitiswithaheavyheartthatIassumethethrone.Yet,outoftheashesofthistragedy,weshallrisetogreetthedawningofanewera......in

whichlionandhyenacometogether,inagreatandgloriousfuture!

Timon:Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaahh!Getout!Getout!Getouttahere!Whoo!

Pumbaa:Iloveit!Bowlingforbuzzards!

Timon:Gets'emeverytime.

Pumbaa:Uh-oh.HeyTimon.Youbetter

comelook.Ithinkit'sstillalive.

Timon:Ewww...

Timon:Allrighty,whathavewegothere?

Timon:Jeez,it'salion!Run,Pumbaa!Moveit!

Pumbaa:Hey,Timon.It'sjustalittlelion.Lookathim.He'ssocute,andallalone!Canwekeephim?

Timon:Pumbaa,areyounuts?We'retalkingaboutalion.Lionseatguyslikeus.

Pumbaa:Buthe'ssolittle.

Timon:He'sgonnagetbigger.

Pumbaa:Maybehe'llbeonourside.

Timon:A--huh!That'sthestupidestthingIeverheard.Maybehe'llb--...Hey,Igotit!Whatifhe'sonourside?Youknow,havingalionaroundmightnotbesuchabadidea.

Pumbaa:Sowekeeping'im?

Timon:Ofcourse.Who'sthebrainsinthisoutfit?

Pumbaa:Uhhh...

Timon:Mypointexactly.Jeez,I'mfried.Let'sgetoutofhereandfindsomeshade.

Timon:Youokay,kid?

Simba:Iguessso.

Pumbaa:Younearlydied.

Timon:Isavedyou.

Pumbaa:{SnortsatTimon}

Timon:Well,uh,Pumbaahelped.Alittle.

Simba:{Dully}Thanksforyourhelp.

Timon:Hey,whereyougoing?

Simba:Nowhere.

Timon:Gee.Helooksblue.

Pumbaa:I'dsaybrownish-gold.

Timon:No,no,no,no.Imeanhe'sdepressed.

Pumbaa:Oh.

Pumbaa:Heykid,what'seatin'ya?

Timon:Nothing;he'satthetopofthefoodchain!Ahhhhhhhahahaaa!Thefoodcha-haain!Hahahum...ahem.So,whereyoufrom...?

Simba:Whocares?Ican'tgoback.

Timon:Ahh.You'reanoutcast!That'sgreat,soarewe.

Pumbaa:What'chado,kid?

Simba:Somethingterrible.ButIdon'twannatalkaboutit.

Timon:Good.Wedon'twannahearaboutit.

Pumbaa:Comeon,Timon.Anythingwe

cando?

Simba:Notunlessyoucanchangethepast.

Pumbaa:Youknow,kid,intimeslikethismybuddyTimonheresays,"Yougottoputyourbehindinyourpast..."

Timon:No.No.No.

Pumbaa:Imean...

Timon:Amateur.Liedownbeforeyouhurtyourself.It's"Yougottoputyourpastbehindyou."Look,kid.Badthingshappen,andyoucan'tdoanythingaboutit,right?

Simba:Right.

Timon:Wrong!Whentheworldturnsitsbackonyou,youturnyourbackontheworld.

Simba:Well,that'snotwhatIwastaught.

Timon:Thenmaybeyouneedanewlesson.Repeatafterme.HakunaMatata.

Simba:What?

Pumbaa:Ha-ku-naMa-ta-ta.Itmeans"Noworries."

Timon:HakunaMatata!Whatawonderfulphrase

Pumbaa:HakunaMatata!Ain'tnopassingcraze

Timon:Itmeansnoworries

Fortherestofyourdays

Both:It'sourproblem-free

Philosophy

Timon:HakunaMatata!

Simba:Hakunamatata?

Pumbaa:Yeah,it'sourmotto.

Simba:What'samotto?

Timon:Nothing!What'samottowithyou?Ahhhahaha...

Pumbaa:Youknowwhat,kid?Thesetwowordswillsolveallyourproblems.

Timon:That'sright!TakePumbaaforexample.

Timon:Why,whenhewasayoungwarthog...

Pumbaa:WhenIwasayoungwarthoooog!

Timon:Verynice.

Pumbaa:Thanks!

Timon:HefoundhisaromalackedacertainappealHecouldclearthesavannahaftereverymeal

Pumbaa:I'masensitivesoul,thoughIseemthick-skinnedAndithurtthatmyfriendsneverstooddownwind

Andoh,theshame

{Timon:Hewasashamed!}

Thoughtachangin'myname

{Oh,what'sinaname?}

AndIgotdownhearted

{Howdidyoufeel?}

Ev'rytimethatI...

Timon:Pumbaa!Notinfrontofthekids!

Pumbaa:Oh...sorry.

PumbaaandTimon:

HakunaMatata!

Whatawonderfulphrase

HakunaMatata!

Ain'tnopassingcraze

Simba:Itmeansnoworries

Fortherestofyourdays

Timon:Yeah,singit,kid!

SimbaandTimon:

It'sourproblem-free

Pumbaa:philosophy...

Allthree:HakunaMatata!

Timon:Welcome...toourhumblehome.

Simba:Youlivehere?

Timon:Welivewhereverwewant.

Pumbaa:Yep.Homeiswhereyourrumprests.Heh!

Simba:It'sbeautiful.

Pumbaa:I'mstarved.

Simba:I'msohungryIcouldeatawholezebra.

Timon:Eeeahhah.We'refreshoutofzebra.

Simba:Anyantelope?

Timon:Naah.

Simba:Hippo?

Timon:Nope.Listen,kid;ifyoulivewithus,youhavetoeatlikeus.Hey,thislookslikeagoodspottorustleupsomegrub.

Simba:Eeew.What'sthat?

Timon:Agrub.What'sitlooklike?

Simba:Eeew.Gross.

Timon:Mmmm.Tasteslikechicken.

Pumbaa:Slimy,yetsatisfying.

Timon:Theseareraredelicacies.Mmmm.

Piquant,withaverypleasantcrunch.

Pumbaa:You'lllearntolove'em.

Timon:I'mtellingyou,kid,thisisthegreatlife.Norules.Noresponsibilities.Oooh!Thelittlecream-filledkind.Andbestofall,noworries.

Timon:Well,kid?

Simba:Ohwell--HakunaMatata.

Simba:Slimy,yetsatisfying.

Timon:That'sit!

PumbaaandTimon:Hakunamatata,

hakunamatata,hakunamatata.

Simba:Itmeansnoworries

Fortherestofyourdays.

Allthree:It'sourproblem-free

Philosophy

Simba:HakunaMatata

HakunaMatata

Zazu:Nobodyknows

ThetroubleI'veseen

Nobodyknows

Mysorrow...

Scar:OhZazu,dolightenup.Singsomethingwithalittle...bounceinit.

Zazu:It'sasmallworldafterall...

Scar:No!No.Anythingbutthat!

Zazu:I'vegotalovelybunchofcoconuts

Theretheyarea-standinginarow...

ZazuandScar:Bigones,smallones,someasbigasyourhead...

Zazu:Oh...Iwouldneverhavehadtodo

thisforMufasa.

Scar:What?Whatdidyousay?

Zazu:Oh,nothing!

Scar:Youknowthelaw:Never,evermentionTHATnameinmypresence.I...am...theKING!

Zazu:Yes,sire.YouAREtheking.I...I...Well,Ionlymentionedittoillustratethedifferencesinyourroyalmanagerialapproaches.

Banzai:HeyBoss!

Scar:Oh,Whatisitthistime?

Banzai:Wegotabonetopickwithyou.

Shenzi:I'llhandlethis.Scar,

there'snofood,nowater...

Banzai:Yeah,it'sdinnertime,andweain'tgotnostinkin'entrees.

Scar:It'sthelionesses'jobtodothehunting...

Banzai:Yeah,buttheywon'tgohunt.

Scar:Oh...eatZazu.

Zazu:Oh,youwouldn'twantme.I'dbesotoughandgameyand...eeww...

Scar:Oh,Zazu,don'tberidiculous.Allyouneedisalittlegarnish.

Banzai:Ithoughtthingswerebadunder

Mufasa.

Scar:Whatdidyousay?

Banzai:IsaidMuf...

Banzai:Isaid,uh..."Qu?pasa?"

Scar:Good.Nowgetout.

Banzai:Mm...yeah,but--we'restillhungry.

Scar:Out!

Timon:Whoah.Niceone,Simba.

Simba:Thanks.Man,I'mstuffed.

Pumbaa:Metoo.Iatelikeapig.

Simba:Pumbaa--youareapig.

Pumbaa:Oh.Right.

Pumbaa:Timon?

Timon:Yeah?

Pumbaa:Everwonderwhatthosesparklydotsareupthere?

Timon:Pumbaa.Idon'twonder;Iknow.

Pumbaa:Oh.Whatarethey?

Timon:They'refireflies.Firefliesthatuh...gotstuckuponthatbig...bluish-black...thing.

Pumbaa:Oh.Gee.Ialwaysthoughtthattheywereballsofgasburningbillionsofmilesaway.

Timon:Pumbaa,wit'you,everything'sgas.

Pumbaa:Simba,whatdoyouthink?

Simba:Well,Idon'tknow...

Pumbaa:Awcomeon.Give,give,give..Well,comeon,Simba,wetoldyouours...pleeeease?

Timon:Comeon,comeon...give,give..

Simba:Well,somebodyoncetoldmethatthegreatkingsofthepastareupthere,watchingoverus.

Pumbaa:Really?

Timon:Youmeanabunchofroyaldeadguysarewatchingus?Pbbb.

Timon:Whotoldyousomethinglikethat?Whatmookmadethatup?

Simba:Yeah.Prettydumb,huh?

Timon:Aw,you'rekillingme,Simba.

Timon:WasitsomethingIsaid?

Rafiki:Simba?He's-he'salive?Hehe-he'salive!

Rafiki:Itistime!Pumbaa:

Ohi'mbubeOhi'mbube

{etc}

Timon:Inthejungle

Themightyjungle

Thelionsleepstonight.

Inthejungle

Themightyjungle

Thelionsleeps...

Ican'thearyou,buddy,backmeup!

A-WEEEE-ee-EE-eeba-Pum-ba-bum-ba-way

A-Pumbaa?Pumbaa?

Pumbaa:Timon?

Pumbaa:YEEEEAAAHHH!

Timon:Pumbaa?

Timon:Pumbaa!Pumbaa!Hey,what'sgoin'on?

Pumbaa:SHE'SGONNAEATME!

Timon:Huh?

Timon:Woah!...Jeez!WhydoIalwayshavetosaveyourAAAAAA!

Timon:Don'tworry,buddy.I'mhereforya.

Everything'sgonnabeokay.Gether!Bite

herhead!Goforthejugular.Thejugular!

See,Itoldyouhe'dcomeinhandy.

Simba:Nala?

Simba:Isitreallyyou?

Nala:Whoareyou?

Simba:It'sme.Simba.

Nala:Simba?Whoah!

Nala:Wellhowdidyou..wheredidyoucomefrom...it'sgreattoseeYOU...

Simba:Aaah!Howdidyou...who...wow...thisiscool...it'sgreattoseeyou...

Timon:Hey,what'sgoin'onhere?

Simba:Whatareyoudoinghere?

Nala:Whatdoyoumean,"WhatamIdoinghere?"Whatareyoudoinghere?

Timon:HEY!WHAT'SGOIN'ONHERE!?!?!

Simba:Timon,thisisNala.She'smybestfriend.

Timon:Friend?!?

Simba:Yeah.Hey,Pumbaa,comeoverhere.

Simba:Nala,thisisPumbaa.Pumbaa,Nala.

Pumbaa:Pleasedtomakeyouracquaintance.

Nala:Thepleasure'sallmine.

Timon:Howdoyoudo..Whoa!Whoa.Timeout..Lemmegetthisstraight.Youknowher.Sheknowsyou.Butshewantstoeathim.Andeverybody's...okaywiththis?DIDIMISSSOMETHING?!?

Simba:Relax,Timon.

Nala:Waittilleverybodyfindsoutyou'vebeenhereallthistime!Andyourmother...whatwillshethink?

Simba:Shedoesn'thave