功夫熊貓臺(tái)詞(1).doc

功夫熊貓Monologue : Legend tells of a legendary warrior Whos kungfu skills with the stuff of legend He traveled the land in search of worthy foes I see you like to chew Maybe you should chew. On my face! The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full Then he swallowed And then he spoke Enough talk! Lets fight! He was so deadly in fact. That his enemies would go blind From over exposure to pure awesomeness My Eyes ! He is too awesome ! And attractive. How can we repay you? There is no charge to awesomeness Or attractiveness It mattered not to how many foes he faced They were no match his audacity Never before had the panda been so feared And so loved Even the most heroic heroes in all of China The Furious Five Bow in respect to this great master Monkey : We should hang out. Panda : Agreed But hangin out will have to wait Cos when youre facing that ten thousand demons of Demon mountain There is one thing that matters And thats. Get up ! Youll be late for work ! Wha. ? Po. Get up! Hey, Po. What are you doing up there? Uhhh. Nothing. Monkey. Mantis. Crane. Viper. Tigress. Roarrrr. Po, lets go. Youre late for work Coming. Sorry dad. Sorry, doesnt make the noodles What were you doing up there? all that noise? Oh, nothing, just had a crazy dream About what? What were you dreaming about? What was I. Uhh. I was dreaming about. uuh. Noodles Noodles? you were really dreaming about noodles? Yeah. What else would I be dreaming about? Oh. Careful, that soup is sharp. Oh. Happy Day, my son finally having a Noodle dream You dont know how long Ive been waiting for this moment This is a sign, Po Uh, a sign of what? You are almost ready to be entrusted with the secret ingredient Of my secret ingredient soup And then you will fulfil your destiny And take over the restaurant Just as I took it over from my father Who took it over from his father Who won it from a friend in a game of mahjong Dad, dad, dad, it was just a dream No, it was The Dream Were noodle folk, blood runs thru our veins But Dad, didnt you ever? I dunno know, wanna do something else? Something besides noodles? Actually, when I was young and crazy I thought about running away And learning how to make Tou Foo So, why didnt you? Oh, because it was a stupid dream Can you imagine me, making Tou Foo? Tou Foo. No ! We all have our place in this world Mine is here and yours is I know! is here No, is the table 2, 5, 7 and 12 Service with a smile Well done, students If you were trying to disappoint me! Tigress, you need more ferocity! monkey, greater speed! Crane, height! Viper! Subtlety Mantis! (Zang) : Master Shifu ! What? Its Master Oo-Gwai, he wants to see you Master Oo-Gwai, you summoned me? is something wrong? Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend? So, nothings wrong? Well, I didnt say that. You were saying. Ive had a vision. Tai Long will return That is impossible! He is in prison Nothing is impossible Zhang, Fly to Chorh-Gom prison And tell them to double the guards Double the weapons, double everything Tai Long does not leave that prison Yes, Master Shi Fu One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it We have to do something We cant just let him march on the valley And take us revenge! Hell, Hell. Your mind is like this water, my friend. When it is agitated Its become difficult to see But if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear The Dragon Scroll. It is time. But who ? Who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power? To become. the Dragons Warrior? I dont know Excuse me. excuse me. Sorry. Hey! Watch it Po ! Sorry. Suck it up! Oops. Sorry. Doesnt. What? Master Oo Gwai choosing Dragon Warrior, today Everyone, Everyone, go! Get to the Jade Palace One of the five will gonna get the Dragon Scroll Weve been waiting for a thousand years for this Just eat and. go This is the greatest day in the Kung Fu history Dont believe at it, just go! Po! where are you going? To the. jade palace.? But youre forgetting your noodle cart The whole valley will be there and youll sells noodle to all of em Selling noodles? But dad, I was kinda thinking maybe I. I was kinda thinking maybe I. U huh? Could also sell the bean buns Theyre, theyre about to go bad Thats my boy I told you that dream was a sign Yeah, ha ha, Im glad I had it. Yippie. Im A Kungfu Warrior. Me too. Almost there What? No. No. No. Sorry Po, Well bring you back a souvenir. No, Ill bring me back my souvenir! It is an historic day Is that Master Oo Gwai? Yes And one night here, I would not live to see Are your students ready? Yes Master Oo Gwai. Now notice old friend Whomever I choose, will not only bring peace to the valley But also to you Let the tournament BEGIN. Oh No, no no no. wait, Im comin Hey! Open the door.! Let me in. Citizen the Valley of Peace. It is my great honour to present you. Tigress. Viper. Crane. Monkey. Mantis. The Furious. Five . The Furious Five. Ahh. Ohh. Warriors. prepare. Warriors.no.oh. peek to hole Ready for battle The thousand tounges of fire. ho ho ho. Wow. look at that. Hey. Get out the way. And finally. Master Tigress. Believe me, citizens. You had not seen anything yet ! I know ! Master Tigress faced iron arms and his blades of death I sense The Dragon Warrior is among us Citizens of the valley of Peace Master Oo Gwai will now choose. The Dragon. Warrior Huh? no no no. no wait. Po. What are you doing? What is it look like Im doing? Stop, stop Im going to see the Dragon Warrior But I do not understand? You finally had the noodle dream. I lied. I dont dream about noodles, dad. I love Kung Fu. Oh, Come on son, lets get back to work Uh. OK. Owww. Whats goin on? . Where uh. What are ya pointing? Ow.OK. Sorry. I just wanted to see who the dragon warrior was How interesting. Master, Are,are you pointing at me? Him. Who? You! Me? The Universe has got us The Dragon Warrior WHAT? WHAT? Stop, wait! Who told you to. Master Oo Gwai. Wait That flabby Panda cant possibly be the answer to our problem You were about to appointed Tigress And that thing fell in front of her That was just an accident There are no accident Forgive us master, we have failed you. No, if the panda has not quit by morning Then I will have failed you wait.wait.wait.wait.wait. I bring a message, from master Shi Fu What? Double the guard, extra precautions? Your prison may not be adequate? You doubt my prisons security? Absolutely not! Shi Fu does, Im just the messenger I will give you a message for your master Shi Fu. Escape from Chorh-Gom prison is impossible! Impressive isnt it? Its very impressive, its very impressive one way in, one way out One thousand guard and one prisoner Yes, except that prisoner is Tai Long. Take us down Oh My. Behold. Tai. Long. Ill uhm. Im just gonna wait right here Its nothing to worry about. its perfectly safe. Guard Post, at your ready! Hey, tough guy, did you hear? Oo Gwais finally gonna give someone the Dragon scroll And its not gonna be you! What are you doing? dont get him mad! Whats hes gonna do about it? Ive got him completely immobilized. Ohhh. did I step on the winny teeny tailpot ? Im good, Ive seen enough Im gonna tell Shi Fu hes got nothing to worry about No, he doesnt Ok, Ill tell him Can we please go now? Wait a second I think theres been a slight mistake Everyone seems to think that Im a. The sacred hall of warriors. No way. Look at this place. Master Flying Rhino Armour. With authentic battle damage. the Sword of Heroes It said to be so sharp, you can cut yourself just by looking at it. The Invisible Trident of Destiny Ive only seen paintings of that painting. No. The Legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors It said contained the souls of entire Ten Shu Army. Hello. .Have you finished sight seeing? Sorry, Ive shouldve come to see you first My patience is wearing thin. Ow. Well, I mean Its no like you going anywhere. Would you turn around. Hey, hows its goin? How do you get five.? Master Shi Fu. Someone broke that, but Im gonna fix it. Ill. Ill. do you have some. glue? Aw. aw. ugh. splinter. So youre the legendary Dragon Warrior. hm.? Ah. I guess so? WRONG! Youre not the Dragon Warrior, you will never the Dragon Warrior Until you have learn the secret of the Dragon Scroll So. um. how this is work? Do you have the ladder? or trampoline or. You think is that easy? That Im just gonna hand you the secret to limitless power No! I. One must first master the highest level of kung fu And thats clearly impossible if that one. is someone like you Someone like me? Yes, look at you! This fat gut, this flabby arms It just sensitive in the flabby parts. And this ridiculous belly. And other disregard for personal hygiene. Hey. wait a minute. thats a little uncalled for. Dont stand that close, I can smell your breath Listen, Oo Gwai said that I was. uuurgh. The Wu Shi finger hold. Ho ho. you know this hold? Developed by Master Wu Shi in the third dynasty, yes! Oh, Then you must know what happen when I flex my pinky. No no no. You know what the hardest part of this? The hardest parts is the cleaning them afterwards OK OK, take it easy. Now listen closely, panda Oo Gwai mayve picked you, but when Im through with you I promised you that you wish he hadnt Are we clear? Huh. yeah, were clear. were clear. were so clear. Good, Im cant wait to get started. Lets begin Wait wait wait. What? Now? Yes. now. Unless you think the great Oo Gwai was wrong And youre not the dragon warrior Oh. OK. Well. mmm. I dont know if I can, I can do all of those moves If we dont try, well never know. will we? Yeah, its just. Maybe we can find something more suited to my. level? And what level is that? Well you know. Im not a master but uh. Lets just start at zero. level zero Oh Ho ho ho, theres no such thing, as level zero Hey, maybe I can start with that. That ? We use that for training children And for popping the door open when its hot But if you insist. Wow. the Furious Five. You so much bigger than your action figures. Except for you Mantis , youre about the same. Go ahead Panda. show us what you can do. Oh. um. are they gonna watch? Or should I just wait until I get back to work or something? Hit it. OK, yeah I mean. I just ate. mmm, so Im still digesting So my Kung Fu may not be as good as later on. JUST HIT IT. What you got? You got nothing, cause I got it right here You picking on my friends? Get ready to feel the thunder. Come on with the crazy feet, What you gonna do With the crazy feet? allright come on. Im a blur, Im a blur You never see me, Bear style You only seen Praying Mantis Or monkey style or imagine Snakety snake. Would you hit it ! Alright, alright. Why dont you try again? a little harder? Hows that? this painful This will be easier than I thought Uh. my tenders. How did I do? There is now. a level zero Theres no words. -No deny in that. I dont understand what master Oo Gwai was thinking The poor guys is just gonna get himself killed He is so mighty. The Dragon Warrior Fell out of the sky, in ball of fire When he walks, the very ground shakes One would think The master Oo Gwai would choose someone Who actually knew kung fu Yeah, or could at least touch his toes Or even sees his toes Ohh. Hey. Hi. Youre up? I am now. I was just a. someday huh? This Kung Fu stuffs is hardwork, right? Your bicep soar? Ive had a long and rather disappointing day, so uh. Yeah. I should probably get to sleep now Yeah yeah yeah, of course OK thanks. Its just. Im, Im such a big fan. You guys were totaly amazing in the battle of weeping river outnumbered thousand to one but you didnt stop And you just. Uhh. sorry about that. Look, you dont belong here. Huh. I know, I know, youre right. I dont have.I just, my whole life, Ive dreamed of. No no no. I meant you dont belong here I mean in this room But this is my room Property of crane. Oh. OK. right, right. So, yeah, you wanna gwt to sleep, Im keeping you up We got big things tomorrow. alright Youre awesome, the lasting I wanna say, OK, bye-bye What was that? I didnt say anything OK, alright, Good night, sleep well Seem a little bit awkward Master Tigress, didnt mean to wake you, just a. You dont belong here Yeah yeah, of course this is your room I mean, you dont belong in the Jade Palace Youre a disgrace to Kung Fu and if you have any respect Youre a disgrace to Kung Fu and if you have any respect For who we are and what we do You will be gone by morning Big fan I see you have found the sacred peach tree of heavenly wisdom Is that what this is? Im so sorry, I thought its just. A regular peach tree I understand, you eat when you are upset Upset? Im not upset. Why. Why.should I upset? . So why are you upset? I probably sucked more today than anyone in history of Kung Fu In the history of China In the history of sucking Probably And the five. You shouldve seen them, they totally hate me. Totally. How Shi Fu gonna turn me into the Dragon Warrior? Im not like the five. Ive got no claws. No wings, no venom. Even Mantis, got those thingys. Maybe I should just quit and back to make noodles Quit, dont quit. Noodles, dont Noodles. Youre too concern with what was and what will be. There is a saying. Yesterday is history Tomorrow is a mystery But today is a gift . That is why is called the present. Oh No. Whats happening? Fire Crossbow. Tai Longs free! I must warn Shi Fu. Youre not going anywhere, neither is he. Bring it up. Wait. bring it back. He is coming this way. He wont get far. Achers. Were dead. so very very dead. Not yet were not. NOW. can not escape now? Yes Im glad Shi Fu sent you I was beginning to think that Ive been forgotten. Fly back there and tell them. The real Dragon Warrior is coming home. Good Morning Master. Panda. Panda! wake up! Hes quit. What do we do now, master? with the panda gone? Who will be the Dragon Warrior? What we can do is do more training and trust that in time The true Dragon Warrior will be revealed. What are you doing here? Hi. good morning master. I thought I warmed up a little. Youre stuck. Stuck? No. Wha? Stuck No. this is mmm. Yeah. Im stuck. Help him. Oh dear. Lifting on three. one, two. Thank you Dont mention it. No. really. I apprecia. Ever You. actually thought you can learn to do a full split in one night? It takes years to develop once flexibility And years longer to apply it in combat. Put that down! The only souvenirs we collect here are bloody knuckles. And broken bones Yeahh.excellent. Lets get started. Are you ready? I was born ready. Im sorry.brother. I thought you said youre ready. That was awesome. Lets go again! I have been taking it easy on you panda. but no more. Your next opponent. will be me. Alright, yeah! Lets go! Step forward. The path to victory is to find your opponents weakness And make them suffer for it. To take his strength and use it against him Until he finally falls. or quits But the real warrior never quits. Dont worry master. I will never quit. If he smart, he wont come back up those steps But he will Hes not gonna quit. is he? Hes not gonna quit bouncin I tell you that I thought you said accupuncture would make me feel better Trust me, it will, just not easy finding the right nerve points. Under all this Fat Fur I was gonna say fur Sure you were Who am I to judge the warrior based on his size I mean, look at me? Im over here Maybe you should take a look at this, again. Oh. OK. I know master Shi Fu is trying to inspire me and all But if I didnt know any better, Id say hes trying to get rid of me. I know he can seems kinda hard list I know he can seems kinda hard list But you know, he wasnt always like that.