女朋友生氣了,哄女朋友開心的短信.doc

女朋友生氣了,哄女朋友開心的短信 Its xx, and texting is an integral part of our lives whether its pertaining to our regular ol friends or a girlfriend (or boyfriend alike). 現(xiàn)在是xx年，短信是我們生活中不可或缺的一部分無(wú)論是發(fā)給工作上的朋友還是發(fā)給男/女朋友。 Whether we fail to aept it or not, the things we say through text messages in many cases are equally as important as those said face-to-face. 不管你是不是不愿意接受，但在很多情況下，我們通過(guò)短信傳達(dá)的信息和面對(duì)面說(shuō)的一樣重要。 For this reason, you need to be deliberate with the things you text her. After all, Im sure you could relate to receiving a certain text that managed to brighten up your day after opening it up. 因此，你發(fā)短信時(shí)要深思熟慮。畢竟我敢保證，收到一條甜蜜的短信可以點(diǎn)亮你的一整天。 By putting more effort into the finer points of your relationship, like random texts throughout the day, you can show her youre truly mitted (or interested, if youre not quite in the relationship stage yet). 為促進(jìn)戀愛關(guān)系多做一點(diǎn)努力，你會(huì)讓她感受到你的誠(chéng)意，比如說(shuō)在一天中隨性發(fā)一條短信。（如果你們之間還沒確定戀愛關(guān)系，這至少表明你對(duì)她感興趣）。 F*ck all that “sending signals” or “waiting for a sign” talk. If you like her tell her. By trying to be too cryptic and mysterious, you might end up losing her in the process. Save that for the romantic edies. 不要再糾結(jié)她是否有“給過(guò)你暗示”，也不要“等待她的暗示”了。如果你喜歡她就告訴她。如果你態(tài)度模棱兩可或者表現(xiàn)得過(guò)于神秘，那么很有可能失去她。省省吧，糾結(jié)來(lái)糾結(jié)去那些都是浪漫愛情喜劇里的橋段。 Here are the eight situational texts you should certainly be mindful of and how to go about them properly. 以下是8種場(chǎng)景下發(fā)送的短信，你應(yīng)該注意如何恰當(dāng)?shù)匕l(fā)送這些短信。 1. The “good morning” text “早安”短信 Youre going to want to get a bit creative, here. Dive into your bag of tricks, as its the first thing shes going to be waking up to in the morning. Make sure to stay away from generic sh*t like “good morning.” 這樣的短信你可能想要有點(diǎn)創(chuàng)意。嘗試一些小竅門吧，因?yàn)檫@條短信是她早上一睜開眼睛第一個(gè)要看到的東西。你一定要避免“早上好”這樣俗套的東西。 Do you know how many dudes have probably texted her “good morning”? Exactly. Youre going to want to separate yourself from the pack, so to speak and how are we going to do that? Bam, were gonna throw in a pet name. 你知道有多少哥們兒可能給她發(fā)過(guò)“早上好”嗎？一定有很多。這么說(shuō)吧，你想要和他們有點(diǎn)區(qū)別吧那我們要怎么做呢？噢，我們要在短信里加上一個(gè)愛稱。 Personally, Ive always been a fan of “good morning sunshine,” as it paints some pretty mental imagery. Its warm, not overly provocative, and its also directly quoted from a Quasimoto song so, yeah. 就我個(gè)人而言，我一直很喜歡這樣的短信“早安，我的陽(yáng)光”，因?yàn)樗枥L了很美的心理意象，是那種溫暖的、卻不太過(guò)分的感覺，這也是Quasimoto的一首歌里的歌詞所以，這個(gè)很好。 2. The “I had a good time” text 短信：“和你在一起很開心” If you genuinely had a good time with a girl whether it was on a date or after just meeting her for the first time somewhere its super crucial to be vocal about it. Dont be shy, big guy. Were going to have to use our words. 如果你真的和一個(gè)女孩在一起覺得很開心無(wú)論是約會(huì)之后還是第一次在某個(gè)地方見到她之后清楚地表達(dá)這種感覺都是超級(jí)重要的?；镉?jì)，別羞于表達(dá)。我們要好好利用文字。 Remember, if you dont say anything, how will she know? Having said that, we all dont have to be wordsmiths like Hank Moody in order to express ourselves. 記住，如果你什么都不說(shuō)，她怎么會(huì)知道呢？上面已經(jīng)說(shuō)過(guò)了，我們并不必像漢克?穆迪那樣舞文弄墨地去表達(dá)想法。 Keep it short and sweet and straight to the point. If you had fun with her, just say, “Hey, I really had fun with you last night.” 簡(jiǎn)短、甜蜜、直接地去表達(dá)。如果你和她在一起很開心，就說(shuō)“嘿，我昨晚和你在一起真的很開心”。 It shouldnt really matter how specifically you choose to articulate it as long as youre clear-cut about your feelings. The ability to vocalize your emotions will show confidence, and girls will eat that sh*t up. 你的表達(dá)有多么特別真的沒太大關(guān)系只要你把你的感覺描述清楚了。能夠說(shuō)出你的情感就顯示出你很自信，而且女孩也吃這一套。 3. The “Im just thinking about you” text 短信：“我正在想你” Youll have to be wary of how liberal you are with this type of text. If you overuse it, youll risk making yourself sound a little bit creepy. 你要提防這類短信措辭的自由程度，如果使用過(guò)度，你的短信有可能會(huì)讓人心生畏懼。 I mean, think about it; If her feelings arent 100 percent matched, it might make her a little bit unfortable knowing youre “thinking about her” with any great frequency. 我的意思是，要考慮考慮；如果她對(duì)你不是100%有感覺，那她知道你在很頻繁地“想她”就會(huì)使她感覺有點(diǎn)不舒服。 Then again, if shes into you the same way youre into her this type of text will pay off in spades. Itll tell show her shes truly making an impact on you day-to-day, and youre sensitive enough to recognize and appreciate it. 然而，如果她像你喜歡她一樣也喜歡你這種短信肯定會(huì)很有效果，能使她知道她對(duì)你的影響與日俱增，你也敏感地意識(shí)到了這種影響、并且對(duì)此感到很喜歡。 更多英語(yǔ)學(xué)習(xí)方法：企業(yè)英語(yǔ)培訓(xùn) 哄女孩子開心經(jīng)典短信集錦 你的字典里缺少了哄女孩子開心的話和哄女孩子開心的短信怎么能行？下面為大家了一些比較經(jīng)典的哄女孩子開心的話和哄女孩子開心的短信。希望能助有心上人的男生們一臂之力。 1.海豚想給天使一個(gè)吻，可天空太高了！天使想給海豚一個(gè)吻，可海太深了！我想給你一個(gè)擁抱，可太遠(yuǎn)了！只能給你發(fā)個(gè)信息，輕輕地告訴你：我想你！ 2.有一位黃先生，他兒子叫黃軍，他經(jīng)常帶兒子乘8路公交車，所以經(jīng)常有這樣搞笑的鏡頭：黃先生帶著兒子走向車站，看見遠(yuǎn)處公交站臺(tái)駛進(jìn)一輛8路車，立刻對(duì)身邊的兒子大喊：“黃軍，快跑，8路來(lái)啦!” 3.大一，一次去食堂打包子，誰(shuí)知?jiǎng)澘C(jī)出了點(diǎn)毛病，一下劃下去150塊3，賣包子的哥哥鼓搗了半天也加不回去，于是可憐兮兮地說(shuō)：“沒事，我記得你，以后常來(lái)，直到把多劃的錢用完?！蔽抑缓猛饬??？蓱z我上頓包子下頓包子地吃了一學(xué)期，包子哥哥還欠我2塊3?最可氣的是大學(xué)四年我竟然沒找到一個(gè)女朋友！直到畢業(yè)，有一天我走在校園林蔭路上，就聽后面一幫女生指指點(diǎn)點(diǎn)小聲道：“沒錯(cuò)，就是他！以后可別找這樣男朋友，天天去二食堂吃包子不給錢！ 4.腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎如果有一輛車,司機(jī)是王子,乘客是公主,請(qǐng)問(wèn)這輛車是誰(shuí)的呢?如果的 5.紅豆傳相思，短信送情意；點(diǎn)滴相思意，深情問(wèn)候里；人生得與失，有我陪著你；未來(lái)苦與樂(lè)，堅(jiān)定永不棄；我心似磐石，永遠(yuǎn)不相忘！ 6.給我一秒鐘，我會(huì)想起你，給我一分鐘，我會(huì)牽掛你，給我一整天，我會(huì)思念你，給我一輩子，我會(huì)守護(hù)你，給我一條短信傾訴，我會(huì)說(shuō)：我想你了！ 7.幽靈：上帝，我下次投胎想和天使一樣全身潔白，并且?guī)е粚?duì)翅膀，但我仍然想吸血。 上帝：那你投胎做護(hù)舒寶吧 8.公交車上搞笑的一幕幕 由于擁擠一男一女發(fā)生了碰撞。 時(shí)髦女郎回頭飛眼道：“你有病??？” 男子覺得莫名其妙回道：“你有藥嗎？” 車上人竊笑！ 女子覺得生氣回道：“你有精神病??？” 男子冷面對(duì)道：“你能治??？” 全車人爆笑！ 公交司機(jī)停車，趴在方向盤上大笑！ 公交車上超擠，有一女人站在門口, 從車后面擠過(guò)來(lái)一個(gè)要下車， 跟那女的說(shuō)了一句“讓一下，下車”，那個(gè)女滴木有動(dòng)。 擠過(guò)去時(shí)就踩到她了。 結(jié)果那女人好厲害的，不停的罵“神經(jīng)病啊你！神經(jīng)病啊你！”，還超大聲，搞得全車都看呀。 一直木有說(shuō)話，下車時(shí)忍不了了，回頭對(duì)那女人說(shuō)，“復(fù)讀機(jī)呀你！” 全車人爆笑！ 后邊有幾個(gè)搞笑的小孩，不停的伴演剛才的一幕， 甲說(shuō)“你神經(jīng)病呀你！。乙說(shuō)“你復(fù)讀機(jī)呀你”。 全車人爆笑！ 后來(lái)，有個(gè)小也要下車，擠過(guò)去怯怯滴說(shuō)“偶偶偶想下去，偶不是神經(jīng)?。　?全車人再次爆笑！ 那個(gè)女人木有說(shuō)話，可是從邊上飄來(lái)一句話“你是不是沒電了” 全車人爆笑不止！ 9.寶貝：不要感到累了，才休息；不要覺得餓了，才用餐；不要感覺冷了，才加衣；不要感覺困了，才想我。照顧好自己，呵護(hù)好身體！ 10.寶貝，夜里別忘蓋被子，省的感冒哭鼻涕；白天冷暖要注意，著涼生病不好受；晚上上網(wǎng)別太長(zhǎng)，免得起晚誤時(shí)間。要輕松愉快健康點(diǎn)喲。 11.想給你老婆一份既經(jīng)濟(jì)又能讓她非常高興的生日禮物嗎？給她發(fā)一封匿名情書！ 12.對(duì)面的女孩看過(guò)來(lái)，寂寞男孩情竇初開，需要你給我一點(diǎn)愛。 13.快到情人節(jié)了，剛才我去樓下買完?yáng)|西。老板：“先生買花么？”我：“買花干什么??？”老板：“買花送女朋友??？”我：“哦，買多少花能送個(gè)女朋友??？”然后老板默默的把花收回去了? 14. 不想想你，可眉頭一皺就想到了你；不想說(shuō)你，你嘴巴一動(dòng)就說(shuō)到了你；不想理你，可手指一動(dòng)，短信就發(fā)給了你?天啊，你說(shuō)我這是怎么了？ 15.親愛的，每天太陽(yáng)升起的時(shí)候就是我在心里想你的開始，每天月亮升起的時(shí)候就是我在夢(mèng)中想你的開始。月亮太陽(yáng)讓我愛你一生一世。 結(jié)語(yǔ)：以上是一些比較經(jīng)典的哄女孩子開心的話和哄女孩子開心的短信，只要好好運(yùn)用，相信一定會(huì)為你們的愛情錦上添花的。 搜一搜百度“舞步學(xué)院”專研戀愛的藝術(shù)，教你正確追女生！ 4. The “this is what makes you special to me” text 短信：“對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō)，這就是你的特別之處?！?If theres one thing women will always love aside from diamonds its a pliment. Along these lines, if there are certain aspects about your girl youre specifically into, dont be afraid to let her know. 除了鉆石、如果有一種東西是女人永遠(yuǎn)喜歡的，那就是恭維。按照這個(gè)思路，如果你的女朋友哪方面特別吸引你的話，不要害怕讓她知道。 If anything, you should be more afraid of what you dont say. A lot of times, men will try and play it cool, and women will mistake that for apathy. 正相反，你更應(yīng)該害怕的是有什么東西你沒說(shuō)。很多時(shí)候，男人會(huì)試著?？?，可女人會(huì)誤以為你對(duì)她冷漠。 A random text letting her know you think shes pretty or like the way she dresses can go a long way in letting her know youre interested. 隨便發(fā)條短信讓她知道你覺得她很漂亮，或者你喜歡她那樣穿衣服，這可以讓她知道你對(duì)她感興趣。 5. The “I miss you” text 短信：“我想你” If you do miss your significant other, it cant hurt to let her know. Your girl will always love hearing youre yearning for her, wherever you might be, and it will always make her feel special. You want your girl to feel special, dont you? 如果你真的想念對(duì)你的另一半，那就告訴她。無(wú)論你在哪兒，你的女朋友永遠(yuǎn)都喜歡聽你說(shuō)你想她，這也總能使她感覺很特別。你想讓你的女朋友感覺很特別，不是嗎？ 6. The “I love you” text 短信：“我愛你” Once you and your girl are on firm “I love you” terms, be generous with your application of the phrase. 一旦你和女朋友到了穩(wěn)定說(shuō)“愛你”的階段，一定不要吝嗇說(shuō)出這句話。 I cant really think of a time of the day when a lady wouldnt enjoy being told shes loved, especially by someone who shes expected to love, in return. 我真想象不到有哪個(gè)女人會(huì)不喜歡別人說(shuō)愛她，尤其是從她喜歡的人嘴里說(shuō)出來(lái)。 7. The “how was your day” text 短信：“你今天過(guò)得怎么樣？” Usually, this text is tossed around in casual conversation with people you dont really care about. 通常，這類短信被用在和你不太在乎的人隨意聊天中。 When you send this text to a girl you like and your intentions are genuinely to find out how her day went suddenly this text takes new shape. 而當(dāng)你給喜歡的女孩發(fā)這條短信時(shí)你是真的想知道她這一天過(guò)得怎么樣突然，這條短信有了新的意義。 When you ask how her day went, its one of the realest methods of showing a girl you actually care. After all, if you didnt, Im sure you wouldnt care to know how her day went. 當(dāng)你問(wèn)她一天過(guò)得怎么樣的時(shí)候，這是表達(dá)你真在乎她的最真誠(chéng)的方法之一。畢竟，如果不在乎的話，你不愿意知道她一天過(guò)得如何。 8. The “Im sorry” text 短信：“對(duì)不起?！?When youre invested in a relationship with someone, disputes are bound to arise. Hey, were hu