【英語(yǔ)小笑話適合初一的】 哪有英語(yǔ)口語(yǔ)小笑話

1、本文格式為word版，下載可任意編輯【英語(yǔ)小笑話適合初一的】 哪有英語(yǔ)口語(yǔ)小笑話 笑話是一種用來(lái)逗笑取樂(lè)的文體。笑話,不僅能讓同學(xué)們?cè)谌粘Ｉ詈蛯W(xué)習(xí)中不時(shí)地會(huì)心一笑,還能從中學(xué)習(xí)到不少的英語(yǔ)學(xué)問(wèn)。我細(xì)心收集了適合初一的英語(yǔ)小笑話，供大家觀賞學(xué)習(xí)! 適合初一的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇1 白癡老師 if there are any idiots in the room,will they please stand up? said the sarcastic teacher . 寵愛(ài)挖苦人的老師說(shuō)：假如在這間教室里面有白癡，就請(qǐng)站起來(lái)好嗎?。 after a long silence,one rreshman

2、 rose to his feet, 緘默了很久之后，有一名新生就站起來(lái)了。 now then mister ,why do you consider yourself an idiot? enquired the teacher with a sneer. 老師就以譏笑的口氣問(wèn)他：喂， 先生，你為什么認(rèn)為你自己是個(gè)白癡呀? well ,actually i dont,said the student ,but i hate to see you standing up there all by yourself. 這名同學(xué)說(shuō)： 唉呀，實(shí)際上我才不認(rèn)為我是個(gè)白癡呢，而是我很厭煩看著你一個(gè)人站在

3、那里啦。 適合初一的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇2 交換三明治 two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. 有兩位律師走進(jìn)一家小餐廳。點(diǎn)了兩份飲料。 then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. 然后他們就從他們的公文包當(dāng)中拿出三明治開頭吃。 the waiter became quite concerned 服務(wù)生感到相當(dāng)不妥， and marched over and told them,you cant eat your own sande

4、iches in here! 就走過(guò)去告知他們：你們不行以在這里吃你們自己的三明治! the attorneys looked each other , 這兩位律師彼此看了一下對(duì)方， shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches. 聳聳他們的肩膀，然后就交換三明治。 適合初一的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇3 醉漢 a police officer pulls over a guy who has been weaving in and out of the lanes. 有一位警官把一個(gè)在車道上穿進(jìn)穿出，迂回蛇行的男子攔到路邊。 he goes

5、up to the guys window and says sir,i need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube. 他走到這名男子的車窗旁邊說(shuō)：先生，我要你對(duì)著這個(gè)酒精測(cè)試管吹一口氣。 the man says,sorry officer i cant do that.i am an asthmatic.if i do that ill have a really bad asthma attack. 這名男子說(shuō)：對(duì)不起呀，警官，我不能吹呀。我是個(gè)氣喘病患者呀。假如我吹的話，我就會(huì)真的患很嚴(yán)峻的氣喘病。 ok,fine.i need you t

6、o come down to the station to give a blood sample. 好， 好。我要你到警察局進(jìn)行血液檢驗(yàn)。 i cant do that either.i am a hemophiliac.if i do that,ill bleed to death. 我也能抽血檢驗(yàn)呀。我是個(gè)血友病患呀。假如我抽血檢驗(yàn)，我就會(huì)流血過(guò)多而死呀。 well ,then we need a urine sample. 嗯，那我們就要你進(jìn)行尿液檢驗(yàn)吧。 i am sorry officer i cant do that either.i am also a diabetic.if i do that ill get really low blood sugar. 對(duì)不起呀 ，警官，我也不能驗(yàn)?zāi)蜓?。我也是一個(gè)糖尿病患者呀。假如我驗(yàn)?zāi)虻脑?，我的血糖就真的?huì)變得很低。 alright then i need you to come out here and walk this white line. 好吧，那我要你出來(lái)到這邊，走這條白線。 i cant do that,officer. 警官，我辦不勁呀。 why not? 為什么辦不到? because i am too drunk to do that. 由于我喝得