英語(yǔ)新概念教學(xué)材料

1、1 / 11JokeA Woman in the barA woman in the bar wants to do the plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her,“Hey, you don t need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery.”The lady asks, “How doI do it without surgery? ”“Just rub toilet paper between them. ”“How dose t

2、hat make them bigger? ”“I dont know, but it worked for your ass! ”新概念英語(yǔ)二冊(cè) barHairdresserHairdresser: “Did you have ketchup with your lunch, sir? ”Custom:“No I didn t. ”Hairdresser: “In that case （既然如此） , I have slipped with the razor. ”新概念三冊(cè) case.A: Lend me fiftyB: I have only fortyA: Well, then let

3、 me have the forty and you can owe me the ten._ 新概念二冊(cè) L3Examining the X ray, the doctor said, “Not a thing to worry about. You should lived to be ninety. ” “ButDoctor, ”the patient said, “Iam ninety. ”“See?I was right! the”doctor said._ 新概念一冊(cè) L103 exam 或者是 L63 看病Young Woman: Look! Here is a magazine

4、 that tells how to take five years off your face.Old Woman: Good! I ll take two of them._ 新概念一冊(cè) L127 討論年齡問(wèn)題作為背景笑話(huà)RequestA murderer, sitting in the electric chair, would be killed.“Have you any last requests?”asked thepoliceman. “Yes,”replied the murderer. “Will you hold my hand? ”_ 新概念二冊(cè) Lesson 5 re

5、questOne businessman asked another, “Is your advertising getting results?”“It sure is,”replied his friend.2 / 11“Last week we advertised for a night guard. The next night we were robbed.”_Lesson 7 guard and robBoxerDuring the fight, the boxer swiped the air furiously, but couldn t hit his opponent.

6、“How am I doing? ”heasked his coach at the end of the round. “Well, if you keep this up, ”replied the coach, “he might fee thewind and catch a cold. ”_新概念三冊(cè)John asked his mother for one dollar.“What are you going to do the money?”“Iam going to give it to a poorman,”he answered.“You are a good boy,”s

7、aid the mother proudly.“Here you are, but why are you sointerested in the old man?”“He is the man who sells ice cream.”_Lesson 121 定語(yǔ)從句Public school 在英國(guó)和美國(guó)是不一樣的， 在美國(guó)，人們把 public school 認(rèn)為是公立中學(xué)， private school是私立中學(xué)。而英國(guó)人卻認(rèn)為 public 是大眾的意思， public school 是老百姓自 己創(chuàng)立的學(xué)校，是私立中學(xué)。_新概念第二冊(cè) Lesson 1 private public

8、A: I found a pretty girl.B: You are telling me你早就告訴我了_新概念第二冊(cè) 第二課 現(xiàn)在進(jìn)行時(shí)A: How is the girl?B: I don t think much of it我對(duì)他印象不太好_新概念一冊(cè) thinkIt will be all right on the night祝你一切順利為什么是在晚上呢？是 all right on the night 是以前演出時(shí)導(dǎo)演、 和演員之間常說(shuō)的一句安慰 的話(huà)，因?yàn)榕f時(shí)的戲劇表演通常是在晚上舉行， 于是就有了 on the night 的說(shuō)話(huà)。 后來(lái)， 該語(yǔ)被引申為中寬泛的勉勵(lì)，表示“一切

9、都會(huì)好起來(lái)” 。_ 新概念二冊(cè) Lesson17Show sb to the door. 將某人趕出去_ 新概念一冊(cè) 海關(guān) passportA bird in the hand is worth two in the bush 一鳥(niǎo)在手，勝過(guò)兩鳥(niǎo)在林_新概念一冊(cè) it is worth every penny3 / 11A GOOD CAT DESERVES A GOOD RAT 好貓?jiān)摰煤美鲜骭 新概念二冊(cè) Lesson11A lazy sheep think his wool heavy. 懶羊嫌毛重_ 新概念一冊(cè) wool A thief knows a thief , as awolf

10、 knows a wolf.賊了解賊， 正如狼了解狼。_ 新概念二冊(cè) Lesson7As well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb 偷大羊和偷小羊同樣被處死。 （一不做二不休）Give a dog a bad name and hang him. 欲加之罪，何患無(wú)詞_新概念二冊(cè) Lesson26 hang）Fat hens lay few eggs. 肥雞不下蛋_新概念二冊(cè) L49 lieStupid BirdsWhy do birds fly south for the winter?the answer is:Because its too far to w

11、alk!_ 新概念一冊(cè)tooto 句型兩個(gè)男人在紐約的一個(gè)酒館里喝酒。他們已經(jīng)喝了很多 Whisky. 他們其中一個(gè)人對(duì)另一個(gè)人 說(shuō)，So whereare you from, then?Im from Ireland.Me too! Ill drink to that. 他們喝完了又要了兩杯。 .Where in Ireland are you from?Dublin.Me too! Ill drink to that. 他們喝完了又要了兩杯 .Where in Dublin are you from?The East Side.The East Side? Me too! What a c

12、oincidence! Ill drink to that! 他們兩喝完了又要了兩杯。 Where on theEast Side are you from?McDonagh Street.Me too! This is incredible! Ill drink to that.當(dāng)兩個(gè)人又喝完了后 , 旁邊的另一位顧客對(duì)招待員說(shuō)到， Thats amazing! I cant believe theyre from thesame street in Dublin. Whats going on?“哦， 沒(méi)有什么驚訝的，只不過(guò)是兩個(gè)來(lái)自愛(ài)爾蘭的孿生兄弟又喝醉了4 / 11_新概念一冊(cè) Whe

13、re are you fromMad CowsTwo cows were talking in the field. One cow says, Have you heard about the Mad Cowdisease thats going around?The other cow answers, Yeah, makes you glad youre a penguin, doesnt it?新概念Lesson21Milking itA woman and a baby were in the doctor examining room, waiting for the doctor

14、 to comein.The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat belownormal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.“Breast fed? th”e woman replied.well, strip down to your waist,? the doctor asked. She did. He pressed, kneaded, rolled,cupped, and pinche

15、d both breasts in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.Motioning for her to get dressed he said,“No wonder this baby is under weight! You donthave any milk.?”I know,? she said, I am his grandmother, but Im glad I came.?Neighbour: I hearda big noise in front of your house last night. What happ

16、enedto you?Husband: it was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of thewindow.Neighbour: your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise?Husba nd: I-ha ppe nedto be in side the coat._新概念二冊(cè) 第三課 一般過(guò)去時(shí)Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by

17、 accident.He showed the whites of his eyes andseemedto have ceased breathing. The other huntersoon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator saidcalmly, First, you should make sure that he is already dead. Then the operator heard agunshot from the other end of the

18、 phone and next he heard thehunter asking, What should I do next?兩個(gè)獵人進(jìn)森林里打獵，其中一個(gè)獵人不慎跌倒，兩眼翻白，似已停止呼吸。另 一個(gè)獵人趕緊拿出手機(jī)撥通緊急求助電話(huà)。接線(xiàn)員沉著地說(shuō)： “第一步，要先確 定你的朋友已經(jīng)死亡。 ”5 / 11于是，接線(xiàn)員在電話(huà)里聽(tīng)到一聲槍響，然后聽(tīng)到那獵人 接著問(wèn)：“第二步怎辦？”Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.現(xiàn)在的夢(mèng)想決定著你的將來(lái),所以還是再睡一會(huì)吧.沒(méi)關(guān)系的十種用法1Thats OK!沒(méi)關(guān)係！2. Thats alright沒(méi)關(guān)係！3. Dont worry about it!不用擔(dān)心！4. Its nothi ng!沒(méi)什麼！5. Never mi nd!別放在心上！6. It does nt matter無(wú)所謂!7. It does nt make any differe nee沒(méi) 差!8. No problem!沒(méi)