【英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯簡(jiǎn)短】英語(yǔ)小故事帶翻譯簡(jiǎn)短

1、【英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯簡(jiǎn)短】英語(yǔ)小故事帶翻譯簡(jiǎn)短 笑話是日常生活中人們消遣消遣的一種常見(jiàn)語(yǔ)言現(xiàn)象,其目的在于在會(huì)話過(guò)程中傳遞和激發(fā)幽默感。細(xì)心收集了簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯，供大家觀賞學(xué)習(xí)! 簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇1 the warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on visitors day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor george always sat alone in his

2、 cell. so one visitors day, the warden called george to his office and said, i notice youve never had any visitors, george. sympathetic, he put his hand on georges shoulder. tell me, dont you have any friends or family? george replied, oh, sure i do, warden. its just that theyre all in here! 典獄長(zhǎng)對(duì)獄中一

3、位囚犯深感憐憫，由于每逢周末的探訪日，大多數(shù)囚犯都有家人或伴侶來(lái)訪，但是可憐的喬治總是孤伶伶地坐在自己的囚室中。 因此在一個(gè)探訪日，典獄長(zhǎng)把喬治叫到辦公室說(shuō)："喬治，我留意到從來(lái)沒(méi)有人來(lái)探望過(guò)你。'他滿懷憐憫地把手放在喬治的肩膀上："告知我，你沒(méi)有任何伴侶或家人嗎?' 喬治回答："喔!當(dāng)然有，典獄長(zhǎng)，只不過(guò)他們?nèi)荚谶@里面!' 簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇2 plagiarism a friend of mine who teachs european history at washington university in st.louis tel

4、l about the time he spotted a plagiarized term paper.he summoned the student to his office.this isnt your work. he said.someone typed it for you straight out of the encyclopedia. you cannt prove that! the student sputtered. my friend amiled and show him the paper.circled in red was:also see article

5、on communism. 抄 襲 我有個(gè)伴侶在圣路易斯的華盛頓高校教歐洲歷史,他說(shuō)有一次他發(fā)覺(jué)了一篇抄襲的學(xué)期論文.他把那個(gè)同學(xué)叫到了辦公室."這不是你寫(xiě)的,'他說(shuō),"有人幫你從百科全書(shū)上原封不動(dòng)地打印了下來(lái).' "你沒(méi)有證據(jù).'那同學(xué)氣急敗壞地說(shuō). 我伴侶笑了,他把論文拿給他看.用紅筆圈出來(lái)的是："也可參閱共產(chǎn)主義一文.' 簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇3 virtue many years after receiving my graduate degree,i returned to the state university

6、 of new york at binghamton as a faculty member.one day in a crowded elevator,someone remarked on its inefficiency.i said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since i began there as a student. when the door finally opened,i felt a compassionate pat on my back,and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me.youll get that degree,dear, she whispered.perseverance is a virtue. 美 德 獵取討論生學(xué)位多年以后,我回到位于賓翰頓的紐約州立高校當(dāng)教員.一天,電梯里很擁擠,有人埋怨電梯效率太低.我說(shuō)自我在那里當(dāng)同學(xué)起,20年來(lái)電梯始終沒(méi)有換過(guò). 最終當(dāng)電梯門(mén)打開(kāi)時(shí),我感到有人在我的背上憐憫地拍了一下,回過(guò)頭來(lái)我看到一位年長(zhǎng)的修女正在朝我微笑."你會(huì)拿到學(xué)位的,友愛(ài)的,'她低聲說(shuō)道："