簡短但要爆笑的英語笑話-英語簡短笑話大全爆笑

1、簡短但要爆笑的英語笑話|英語簡短笑話大全爆笑 英語冷笑話是一種新興的語言現(xiàn)象,伴隨著網(wǎng)絡(luò)的普及它已經(jīng)滲透到了青年群體的日常生活,間或爆出的一兩句冷笑話能使溝通氛圍變得輕松愉悅,也能展現(xiàn)交談?wù)叩挠哪筒胖恰＜毿氖占撕喍痰Φ挠⒄Z笑話，供大家觀賞學習! 簡短但要爆笑的英語笑話：typewriter a husband and wife decided they needed to use code to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. they decided on

2、the word typewriter. one day the husband told his five year old daughter, go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter. the child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, tell your daddy that he cant type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter. the

3、child went back to tell her father what mommy said. a few days later the mom told the daughter, tell daddy that he can type that letter now. the child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand. 簡短但要爆笑的英語笑話：i

4、won, is that because. three third graders are playing at recess. a white kid, jimmy, an italian kid, joey, and a black kid, tyrone. jimmy says, im bored, every day we come out at recess and do the same thing. lets do something different. lets measure our penis. so they all whip out their penis and j

5、immy and joey say wow tyrone, u have the biggest penis, you win. so that night tryones mother asks what he did in school, so he tells her, we were really bored at recess, so me joey and jimmy measured our penis, and mom, guess what. i won, is that because im black? so his mother looks at him and say

6、s, no son, its because your 23. 簡短但要爆笑的英語笑話：what do you want for xmas? a little boy goes to the local mall to see santa. when santa askes the little boy what he wants for christmas, the little boy replies, i dont know. so santa startsthinking of things that the little boy might like and spells it ou

7、t. each time he says a letter, he pushes the boys nose. b-i-k-e. c-a-t. etc. santa runs out of ideas and asks the little boy one more time what he wants for christmas. the little boy says, i want some p-u-s-s-y, and i know you have some because i can smell it on your fingers. 簡短但要爆笑的英語笑話：is the seal broken? a mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. the boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table. what are you doing, his mother asked? the box says you cant eat them if the seal is broken, the boy ex