精美的一年級(jí)英語(yǔ)節(jié)手抄報(bào)內(nèi)容資料.doc

1、精巧的一年級(jí)英語(yǔ)節(jié)手抄報(bào)內(nèi)容資料精巧的一年級(jí)英語(yǔ)節(jié)手抄報(bào)的圖片模板精巧的一年級(jí)英語(yǔ)節(jié)手抄報(bào)圖片1精巧的一年級(jí)英語(yǔ)節(jié)手抄報(bào)圖片2精巧的一年級(jí)英語(yǔ)節(jié)手抄報(bào)圖片3精巧的一年級(jí)英語(yǔ)節(jié)手抄報(bào)圖片4精巧的一年級(jí)英語(yǔ)節(jié)手抄報(bào)圖片5精巧的一年級(jí)英語(yǔ)節(jié)手抄報(bào)的資料一、英語(yǔ)笑話The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons.My son is a monsignor, said the first proud woman.When he enters a room, people say, Hello, Monsign

2、or.The second mother went on, My son is a bishop.When he enters a room, people say, Hello, Your Ecellency.My son is a cardinal.continued the one.When he enters a room, people say, Hello, Your Eminence.The fourth mother thought for a moment.My son is si-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds, she said.When h

3、e enters a room, people say, Oh, my God!四位牧師的母親聚到一起議論她們的兒子。我的兒子是個(gè)教士，第一位母親自豪地說(shuō)道，他進(jìn)入房間，人們都說(shuō)，您好，閣下。第二為母親說(shuō)：我的兒子是位主教。他進(jìn)入房間，人們都稱，您好，大人。 我的兒子是位紅衣主教，第三位母親接著說(shuō)，他走進(jìn)房間，人們都說(shuō)，您好，尊敬的主教大人。第四位母親略思片刻。我的兒子身高六英尺十，體重三百磅，她說(shuō)，他要是走入房間，人們都說(shuō)哦，我的上帝!二、英語(yǔ)故事Its snog, its snog! Flakes of snow lightly danced like dandelions in the

4、air, and after a while, the earth wore clothes of pure white.Cute little bear incautiously sprained his ankle, and had to lie in bed all alone.Suddenly, from outside the dow came the sound of lighthearted sinng.Little bear looked out the dow, and saw that it was Little Mouse and Little White Rabbit

5、dancing and sinng! The snow still held impressions of their cute little footprints.Little Bear was truly envious! But what could he do Little Bear gave a deep sigh, and said aloud to himself: Better get some more sleep, and maybe in my dream there will be a miracle!Sure enough, Little bear had a goo

6、d dream.In his dream, an old man with a long beard came into his room.The old man fished a little bottle out of his pocket, and smilingly sprayed some liquid from the bottle on Little Bears wounded foot.Little Bear immediately leaped up and frisked about, playing cheerfully with his two buddies on t

7、he snowy ground.The hy sounds of the small birds woke Little Bear up, and found that actually it was all just a dream.But then he discovered that there was a small bottle in his hand! Little Bear took up the small bottle and sprayed it on his foot, and the wounded foot was immediately better! This r

8、eally was a bottle of mag water! After that, Little Bear never again feared bumps and bruises.下雪啦，下雪啦!一片片雪花像蒲公英一樣在空中翩翩起舞，不一會(huì)兒，大地就穿上了一件潔白的衣裳。得意的小熊不小心扭到腳了，只得孤零零地躺在小床上。突然，從窗外傳來(lái)了歡快的歌聲。小熊朝窗外看去，原來(lái)是小老鼠和小白兔在雪地里載歌載舞呢!雪地上還留下了他們得意的小腳印。小熊心里真羨慕呀!可是，他有什么方法呢小熊深深地嘆了一口氣，自言自語(yǔ)：還是睡一覺(jué)吧，說(shuō)不定夢(mèng)里會(huì)出現(xiàn)奇跡!小熊果然做了一個(gè)好夢(mèng)。他夢(mèng)見(jiàn)一位留著長(zhǎng)胡子的老爺爺來(lái)到了他的小屋里。老爺爺從衣袋里掏出一個(gè)小瓶子，笑瞇瞇地噴了噴小熊受傷的腳。小熊馬上就活蹦亂跳了，快活地在雪