正義必勝》5人搞笑英語話劇劇本

1、by Cecilia Liu HU 怡芬5 人短劇。搞笑的匪徒人物Bunny Cheng:Eliza Lin:Celine Tu:Sano Hsieh:Trent Cheng:5 人搞笑英語話劇劇本Justice Is The Winner（正義必勝）, 搞笑的綁架案，不錯(cuò)的劇本。Bunny ChenDaughterReporter et AsideSmall gangster（小流氓）Big gangster（大流氓）SCENE IA mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ringing. And her

2、daughter is in the school now.Mom:HelloCaller:（A boy is crying.） Ha! Your kid is here. Do youhear his voice? If you want to save your kid, prepare the ransom.Mom:Are you crazy? I don t have a son! Don t try tcheat me. Stupid guy!The mother is very angry and hung up the phone. But later the phone is

3、ringing againMom:HelloCaller:Hello Are you busy now?Mom:(I recognize the voice.) You are a fraud, right?Do you want to trick me again? Is it fun? Don t do such a borithing, O.K.? I won t beli.eve youCaller:Really? Listen to this.(A girl is crying on thephone, ” mom, help me help me)Mom:Oh you are a

4、good actor. This time is betterbut I still won t fall into your trap to rob me of my money! If you call again, I will call the cop. Do you understand? (Hang up the phone more angrier.)But the voice sounds like her daughter ansd the mom is not disturbed. She decides to go to the elementary school to

5、see her daughter. The mom got thereMom:ElizaEliza:Mom why you are here? Are you missing me?Do you come here to pick me up?Mom:Ya are you happy in the school? Let s go home.I want to tell you something on the way home.Mom tells Eliza about the phone scam and wants her to becareful from now on.SCENE I

6、英語居【J本大全 ww.OneGreen.NetBecause the mother didn btelieve the two gangsters really kidnapped her kid, the gangsters were furious. So they decided to kidnap her daughter this time.The gangsters have found the school her daughter studies in, and observed for many days. Today is the day they plan to kid

7、nap the child.The big gangster always focuses on what he dsoing but the small gangster is usually absent-minded.Big gangster:Hey! Concentrate! (The big gangster hit thesmall gangster s head)Small gangster: Ouch! O.K. O.K.At this moment, the girl appears.Small gangster: (Check the picture.) Hey! Budd

8、y! Look! Is that her?Big gangster:Ha! Ha! Ha! It s hunting time.Small gangster: I m so excited! Oh what a beautiful girl. Just like a fairy. My swee theart Buddy do you know? I feel that I get butterflies in my stomach!Big gangster:(Hitting the small gangster hesad again.)Hey! Wake up! Stop day-drea

9、ming. Let s make a move! Small gangster: Oh my baby I m coming!Big gangster:Hey! Lady! Can you do me a favor?Eliza:Sure! What can I do for you?Small gangster: (Murmuring) This beautiful lady has a beautiful heart.Big gangster:Sorry. Ignore what he said.Eliza:Never mind!Big gangster:Thanks! I want to

10、 go to Tunghai University.Do you know how can I get there?Eliza:Ohyou should go straight until thetraffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.Big gangster:Go straight until the first traffic light,

11、 turnright and we will see a supermarket at the end of the street. AndEliza:No! No! No! Go straight until thetraffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.Small gangster: Go straight until the first

12、traffic light, then turn left and go straight to the end of the street, then we can see the university.Eliza:Oh, my! No! Wrong again! You twoare really a stupid guy.Big gangster:It toso complex. I can rtemember all thedirections. I ma foreigner. And I have an important presentation there. Could you

13、go with us, guide us there? PleaseEliza was confused. But she is a kind person and she likes to help people.Eliza:Umm- let me think - okay! Let ' sgo!Small gangster: How kind of you! My little girl.Big gangster:Sorry. Just ignore him. Thank for your help.Eliza goes with the gangsters.In the gang

14、sters car, the small gangster suddenly shows a sharp knife. And shouts, “ Don mtove! ” Eliza is shocked and starts screaming.Eliza:What are you doing?Small gangster: I m kidnapping you!Eliza:Oh I am so scared.Small gangster: (Talk to the big gangster.) Did you hear that, sheis scared?Big gangster:Ya

15、 we are professional.Eliza:Not funny! I m hungry. I want to gohome! I want to go home!Small gangster: Shut up. Don t be so noisy!Eliza keeps crying.Small gangster: You! Get out of the car!Big gangster:(Hit the small gangster angrily!) Idiot! I havea stupid partner. (Disappointed)Eliza:I agree! (Nod head.)Big gangster:Don t cry baby, I give you a lollipop.Eliza:Thank you. How kind of you.SCENE IIIMother is preparing dinner.Mom:Eliza! Eliza! Time for