聊天中最討厭的話

1、聊天中最討厭的話自從有了QQ之后，就開始聊天。聊天之后，就有快樂，就有煩惱。下面我就把令人為之最討厭的三句話(又稱：令人傾倒的三句話)總結(jié)一下，請大家批評指正。內(nèi)容來自互聯(lián)網(wǎng)，稍作修改第一句話：你是誰. (通常我看到這句話，如果不認(rèn)識的，直接拉黑。)評價(jià)：我是誰，我知道我是誰?平時(shí)如果到人家去串門，進(jìn)到冰冷的防盜門前按門鈴，人家從門眼里往外看半天問你聲，你是誰啊?要是熟悉的朋友，大著嗓門喊一聲“是我氨就行了。如果不認(rèn)識，說句是你家那誰讓我來的，也能打發(fā)過去。即人總需要參照物來表明自己的身份，單個(gè)人是無法說清楚我是誰的?？墒窃诰W(wǎng)上，你怎么說明自己是誰?你說我是常在XY論壇灌水的水龍王，對方回答說

2、我沒有去過那個(gè)論壇呀，你不又得為之傾倒?到這個(gè)時(shí)候可真是兩眼一抹黑，叫天天不應(yīng)叫地地不靈。如果還保存有聊天記錄，向下做個(gè)深入挖掘也許還能找到什么線索，然后原話給他發(fā)過去，他也許能想起你誰。要是對方還健忘，你只好把他請到黑名單里面看茶上坐就行了。 (有些剛加完就開口問我是誰，要是不認(rèn)識的請就不要加啦，我說是你加我的，他還來一句：哦，是嗎?不是你加我的嗎?狂汗)第二句話：哦評價(jià)：一個(gè)字回復(fù)的“哦”是很容易讓人為之傾倒的。如果你累得手指頭發(fā)麻敲了一頁字給對方看，對方看完了之后回了這么一個(gè)字“哦”，你能不為之感慨萬千?你猜得出她要表達(dá)什么意思嗎?通常回這話的都是MM。她是肯定你的觀點(diǎn)論述對你表示欽佩贊

3、同呢還是對你不厭其煩讓你趕緊住嘴?恐怕通常情況下應(yīng)該是后者，因?yàn)樗绻澩悖龝f你說的真好，你說的很有道理。那么既然是后者，我打這么多字你就給我回一個(gè)字，咱拜拜了。把你晾一邊玩掃雷。往往等到過了半天，MM就會回消息說，你怎么不理我了?哦，又是讓人為之傾倒的多情語言?你為什么不理她了?那就給她回一句：哦。第三句話是：你是男是女評價(jià)：通常碰到這樣問話的我都是讓他去看我資料去。我的資料最詳細(xì)，幾乎每個(gè)空格都據(jù)實(shí)填寫了，憑那些資料足以斷定我這個(gè)人是干什么吃的，是男是女。但是人家看上你把你加到好友的時(shí)候，就不看你那詳盡無比的資料。你就只好干瞪眼了。我那次碰到的這個(gè)小網(wǎng)民還很有個(gè)性，他說一定要我親自告

4、訴他我的性別。我一看小子架子還很端正，直接就把他給請到黑名單上去了。擴(kuò)展閱讀：非常經(jīng)典有深度的電影英文臺詞1.一個(gè)人總要走陌生的路，看陌生的風(fēng)景，聽陌生的歌，然后在某個(gè)不經(jīng)意的瞬間，你會發(fā)現(xiàn)，原本是費(fèi)盡心機(jī)想要忘記的事情真的就那么忘記了。One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone.2.幸福，不是

5、長生不老，不是大魚大肉，不是權(quán)傾朝野。幸福是每一個(gè)微小的生活愿望達(dá)成。當(dāng)你想吃的時(shí)候有得吃，想被愛的時(shí)候有人來愛你。Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights in ones hand. Its about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someones love when you need love.3.愛情是燈，友情是影子，當(dāng)燈滅了，你會發(fā)現(xiàn)你的周圍都是影子。

6、朋友，是在最后可以給你力量的人。Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off,you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last.4.我愛你不是因?yàn)槟闶钦l，而是我在你面前可以是誰。I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.5.愛情，要么讓人成熟，要么讓人墮落。Love makes man grow up or sink

7、 down.6.舉得起放得下的叫舉重，舉得起放不下的叫負(fù)重?？上?，大多數(shù)人的愛情，都是負(fù)重的。If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down,its called burden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love.7.我們每個(gè)人都生活在各自的過去中，人們會用

8、一分鐘的時(shí)間去認(rèn)識一個(gè)人，用一小時(shí)的時(shí)間去喜歡一個(gè)人，再用一天的時(shí)間去愛上一個(gè)人，到最后呢，卻要用一輩子的時(shí)間去忘記一個(gè)人。We all live in the past. We take a minute to know someone, one hour to like someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forget someone.8.一個(gè)人一生可以愛上很多的人，等你獲得真正屬于你的幸福之后，你就會明白一起的傷痛其實(shí)是一種財(cái)富，它讓你學(xué)會更好地去把握和珍惜你愛的人。One may fall in lov

9、e with many people during the lifetime. When you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you love.9.年輕的時(shí)候會想要談很多次戀愛，但是隨著年齡的增長，終于領(lǐng)悟到愛一個(gè)人，就算用一輩子的時(shí)間，還是會嫌不夠。慢慢地去了解這個(gè)人，體諒這個(gè)人，直到愛上為止，是需要有非常寬大的胸襟才行。Whe

10、n you are young, you may want several love experiences. But as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love. All this needs a very big mind.10.當(dāng)明天變成了今天成為了昨天，最后成為記憶里不再重要的某一天，我們突然發(fā)現(xiàn)自己在不知不覺中已被時(shí)間推著向前走，這不是

11、靜止火車?yán)?，與相鄰列車交錯(cuò)時(shí)，仿佛自己在前進(jìn)的錯(cuò)覺，而是我們真實(shí)的在成長，在這件事里成了另一個(gè)自己。When tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more important in your memory, we suddenly realize that we are pushed forward by time. This is not a train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. It is the truth

12、 that weve all grown up. And we become different.11.離開我就別安慰我，要知道每一次縫補(bǔ)也會遭遇穿刺的痛。If you leave me, please dont comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.12.曾經(jīng)擁有的，不要忘記。不能得到的，更要珍惜。屬于自己的，不要放棄。已經(jīng)失去的，留作回憶。Dont forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things youcant get. Dont give up

13、the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.13.我喜歡并習(xí)慣了對變化的東西保持著距離，這樣才會知道什么是最不會被時(shí)間拋棄的準(zhǔn)則。比如愛一個(gè)人，充滿變數(shù)，我于是后退一步，靜靜的看著，直到看見真誠的感情。I love and am used to keeping a distance with those changed things.Only in this way can I know what will not be abandoned by time. For example, when you l

14、ove someone, changes are all around. Then I step backward and watching it silently, then I see the true feelings.14.男人的愛是俯視而生，而女人的愛是仰視而生。如果愛情像座山，那么男人越往上走可以俯視的女人就越多，而女人越往上走可以仰視的男人就越少。Men love from overlooking while women love from looking up. If love is a mountain, then if men go up, more women they

15、will see while women will see fewer men.15.好的愛情是你通過一個(gè)人看到整個(gè)世界，壞的愛情是你為了一個(gè)人舍棄世界。Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.16.在自己面前，應(yīng)該一直留有一個(gè)地方，獨(dú)自留在那里。然后去愛。不知道是什么，不知道是誰，不知道如何去愛，也不知道可以愛多久。只是等待一次愛情，也許永遠(yuǎn)都沒有人?？墒?，這種等待，就是愛情本身。We shal

16、l always save a place for ourselves, only for ourselves. And then begin to love. Have no idea of what it is, who he is, how to love or how long it will be. Just wait for one love. Maybe no one will come out, but this kind of waiting is the love itself.17.有誰不曾為那暗戀而痛苦?我們總以為那份癡情很重，很重，是世上最重的重量。有一天，暮然回首，

17、我們才發(fā)現(xiàn)，它一直都是很輕，很輕的。我們以為愛的很深，很深，來日歲月，會讓你知道，它不過很淺，很淺。最深和最重的愛，必須和時(shí)日一起成長。Is there anyone who hasnt suffered for the secret love? We always think that love is very heavy, heavy and could be the heaviest thing in the world. But one day, when you look back, you suddenly realize that its always light, light.

18、 We all thought love was very deep, but in fact its very thin. The deepest and heaviest love must grow up withthe time.18.在這個(gè)世界上，只有真正快樂的男人，才能帶給女人真正的快樂。In this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness19.女人如果不性感，就要感性;如果沒有感性，就要理性;如果沒有理性，就要有自知之明;如果連這個(gè)都沒有了，她只有不幸。If a woman is not sexy, she needs emotion; if she is not emotional, she need