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1、My Weird School Daze Book 2 Chapter 8ContentPart 1 pre-readingPart 2 while-readingPart 3 after-reading Part 1 Pre-readingHave you ever experienced anything weird in summer ?What is that about？Part 2While-reading Chapter 14 The Big Surprise Ending That Will Completely Shock You , Unless You Already G

2、uessed It The judge left, and we all helped Mr. Granite crawl out from the pile of sand. He brushed off his pants. “Are you okay?” we all asked. “Yes, I believe I am okay,” Mr. Granite said. “I certainly am lucky this sand castle was here to cushion my fall.” “Maybe you better go back to Australia,”

3、 I told him. “Mr. Sunny is really mad. He might try to beat you up.” cushion v. /kn/ 起緩沖作用beat up 打“I cannot leave,” Mr. Granite said. “I need to stay here for at least a year.” “Why?” Ryan asked. “I got a job in America, mate,” he replied. “What do you do?” asked Andrea. “Im a teacher,” Mr. Granite

4、 said. “Oh, really?” asked Andrea. “What grade?”“I teach third grade,” Mr. Granite said. Why did Mr. Granite say he cannot leave ? “Hey, were going into third grade in September!” Michael said. “What school will you be teaching at?” asked Neil. “It has an odd name,” Mr. Granite told us. “Its called

5、Ella Mentry School.” WHAT?! “Thats our school!” I said. “Youre going to be our teacher?” “OH NO!” we all shouted. What school will Mr. Granite be teaching at? Maybe Mr. Granite will be better at teaching than he is at parasailing. Maybe hell stop popping up in weird places for no reason. Maybe Mr. S

6、unny will stop talking to sand and learn how to swim. Maybe hell build a new sand castle. Maybe Andrea will stop talking that Shakespeare talk. Maybe shell fall in love with some other lifeguard and stop annoying me. Maybe that shark will come back to try and eat Andreas pizza in her stomach. Maybe

7、people will stop drowning so I wont have to give them mouth-to-mouth resuscitation anymore. Maybe the guys will stop teasing me about being in love with Andrea. Maybe Ill make it through the rest of the summer without any other weird things happening. But it wont be easy!*Book 3 Chapter 1Chapter 1 T

8、he Boringest Store in the World My name is A.J. and I hate school. Do you know which months are the best months of the year? July and August, of course! Because theres no school over the summer. Yay! The only problem is that now its September. BOO! Bummer after the summer! School starts tomorrow. So

9、 my mom said we had to go to this store called Staples to buy back-to-school supplies. Ugh! Staples is the boringest store in the history of the world. They dont sell video games or toys or any cool stuff. They just sell pens and pencils and ultraboring junk like that.ultraboring adj. 超級無聊的 My mom h

10、ad a list of things I had to get for third grade. After we found the boring book covers, boring binders, boring colored pencils, and boring glue sticks, I wanted to get a pen with a laser beam in it. Laser beams are cool. I saw this movie where they used a laser beam to kill aliens from outer space.

11、 But they dont sell pens like that at Staples.aliens n. /elin/ 外星人What did A.J. need to buy at Staples? They do have one cool thing- a copy machine. Copy machines are cool because you can put your head on the glass and make a funny picture of your face. It only costs eight cents! But you have to be

12、sure to close your eyes or youll go blind. I stuck my head in the copy machine and closed my eyes. I was reaching for the START button when I heard the most horrible sound in the history of the world “Hi, Arlo!” Ugh! It was Andrea Young, this annoying girl in my class with curly brown hair. I hate h

13、er. Andrea calls me by my real name because she knows I dont like it. I took my head off of the copy machine. Andrea was with her mom, who looks just like Andrea but with wrinkles.wrinkle n. /rkl/ 皺紋 “Are you buying back-to-school supplies too, Arlo?” Andrea asked. “No,” I told her. “Im skydiving.”

14、When somebody asks you a dumb question, you should always give them a dumb answer. Thats the first time rule of being a kid. “I would never put my face in a copy machine,” said Andrea. “Why not?” “Because Im one of a kind!” Andrea said. “You should put your face in a paper shredder instead,” I sugge

15、sted. Andrea rolled her eyes. Why cant a copy machine fall on her head?shredder n. /red(r)/ 碎紙機 My mom and Andreas mom were talking about the weather. Grown-ups are really interested in weather. Nobody knows why. So l was forced to talk to Andrea. “Which do you like better, Arlo,” Andrea asked, “thi

16、s notebook with a picture of kittens on it or one with elephants on it?” “Do they have a notebook with a picture of elephants stomping on kittens?” I asked. Andrea rolled her eyes again. Our moms said we could play around on the office chairs for a few minutes while they talked about the weather. “L

17、ets pretend were grown-ups working in a real office!” Andrea said.stomp v. /st:mp/ 踩 I sat at one of the desks and picked up a fake telephone. “Send over a million dollars!” I barked into the phone. “NOW!” “Wheres my coffee?” Andrea shouted. “ Ill die if I dont have coffee!” “Youre fired!” I barked

18、again. “Get out!” Pretending to be a grown-up is fun. “I need to file some reports,” Andrea said, and she rolled her chair over to a big filing cabinet. When she pulled it open, the most amazing thing in the history of the world happened. A head popped out! “AHHHHHHHHHHHH!” we screamed. “Gday, mates!” the head said. It was Mr.Granite, our new, third-grade teacher!pop up 突然出現(xiàn)scream v. /skrim/ 尖叫What happened after Andrea