小學(xué)英語(yǔ)趣味閱讀

1、小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)故事英文風(fēng)趣故事：1、Therewasaguy家伙，伙計(jì)whowentintoashoptobuyaparrot鸚鵡.Therewerethreeparrotsintheshop.Onewas$5,000;another另一個(gè)one,$10,000;andthethird第三one,$30,000.Thecustomer顧客askedtheowner,“Howthisguyis$5,000?Thatsexpensiveso貴的forthiskind種類ofparrot.Theownersaid,“BecauseIhtrainedve訓(xùn)練himandhecantalk.Sothecus

2、tomeraskedhim,“Howaboutthisguy?Whatcanhedothatmakeshimsoexpensive?Theownersaid,“Well,apartfrom除了talking,hecanalsodosomeamusing風(fēng)趣的actions動(dòng)作,likedancingandsoon.Thatwhyshesoexpensive.Thenthecustomersaid,“Howaboutthethirdone?Whatcanhedothatmakeshimsoexpensive?Theowneroftheshopsaid,“IdontknNormallyw.往常,I

3、haveneverheardhimtalk,nordance,norwhistle吹口哨,norsing,nothingatall!ButtheothertwocallhimBossThe老板.2、Whereistheegg?Teacher:Canyoumakeasentence造句withthewordegg?Student:Yes.Iateapieceof一塊cakeyesterday.Teacher:ThenwhereistheStudent:Inthecake,Sir.“egg?3、firsttimeforhimtodothat.Hebuys買aticket票andgoesin.But

4、aftertwoorthreeminutes分鐘hecomesout,andbuysthesecond第二張ticketandgoesinagain.Afterafewminuteshecomesoutagainandbuysthethird第三張ticket.Twoorthreeminutesafterthathecomesoutandasksforanotherticket.Butagirlaskshim,“Whydoyoubuysomanytickets?Howmanyfriendsdoyoumeet?“No,Ihavenofriendshere,butabigwomanalwaysst

5、opsmeatthedoorandcutsup剪myticket.4、Teacher:WouldShakespeare莎士比亞beagreatmanifhewerestillalivetoday?Student:Ofcourse.Hemustbeagreatman,forsofar當(dāng)前為止nobodyhaslivedtoover400years.5、Mr.Smith:Waiter,theresadeadfly死蒼蠅inmysoup湯.Waiter:Yes,sir,Iknow-itstheheat熱t(yī)hatkills殺死it.6、Boy,whyhaveyougotcotton-wool棉花iny

6、ourear?Isitinfected感染?No,sir,butyousaidyesterdaythateverythingyoutoldmewentinoneearandouttheother,soIamtryingtostopit.7、Teacher：Weallknowthatbeatcausesanobjecttoexpandancoldcaueseittocontract熱脹冷縮.Now，cananyonegivemeagoodexample例子?John：Well，inthesummerthedaysarelong，andinthewinterthedaysareshort.8、AG

7、oodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents分.WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgave給youyesterday?Igaveittoapooroldwoman,heanswered.Youreagoodboy,saidthemotherproudly驕傲地.Herearetwocentsmore.Butwhyareyousointerestedin感興趣theoldwoman?Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy.糖果9、Drunk醉酒Oneday,afatherandhislittlesonweregoingho

8、me.Atthisage年紀(jì),theboywasinterestedin感興趣allkindsofthingsandwasalwaysaskingquestions問(wèn)問(wèn)題.Now,heasked,Whatsthemeaning意思o(jì)fthewordDrunk,dad?Well,myson,hisfatherreplied回復(fù),look,therearestanding站著twopolicemen.Ifregard認(rèn)成thetwopolicemenasfourthenIamdrunk.But,dad,theboysaid,theresonlyONEpoliceman!一般英語(yǔ)故事Story1ID

9、ontLikeHerBobgoestoanewschool.Onedayhecomesback,“Bob,doyoulikeyournewteacher?hismotherasks.“Idontlikeher,Mother.Becausefirstshesaysthatthreeandthreeissix,andthenshesaysthattwoandfourissix,too.Story2TenCandiesMotherasksherson,“Jim,ifyouhavetencandies,andyoueatfour,thenhowmanycandlesdoyouhave?“Ten.Jim

10、says.“Then,Motherasks.“Yes,Mum.Fourcandlesareinmystomach肚子andsixcandiesareoutofmystomach.Fourandsixisten,isntitright?Story3Count數(shù)TomorrowMorningItsaright.Johnislookingatthesky.TomisJohnsyoungerbrother.HeasksJohn“Whatareyoudoing?Johnsays,“countingImstars數(shù)星星.Tomlaughs笑andsays,“Itreallysdarknow.Whynotc

11、ountthemtomorrowmorning?Story4AddingFeettoaSnake多此一舉一壺酒.Whocandrinkit?Theythinkoutanideaanddecidetohaveamatch-Drawasnake.Ifyoufinishfirst,youcangetit.SoonMr.Wolffinishesdrawing.“Yeah,Ivefinished.Ihesaysm.NoBut.1,hedrawsagainandsays,“Oh,letmetoaddmyfeetsnake.Atthetime,Mr.Gorilla(猩猩alsofinishes.Hetake

12、sawaythepotofwineanddrinks,thenhesays,“T.Story9CoveringOnesEarsWhileStealingaBell自欺欺人Mr.Wangthinksheisclever,buthealwaysdoesfoolishthings.Onedayheseesabeautifulbellatthetopofadoor.“Oh!Hownice!Iwilltahome.Hethinks,“WhatcanIdo?Afterawhilehehasa“goodidea.“Aha!Ihaveanideanow.Icanplugmyears.ThenIwillnotheartheringwhenItakeoffthebell.Thenhedoesso.Butassoonashetakesoffthebell,theowneropensthedoor.ateyoudoing?theownersaysangrily.Story10AddingEyestoaDragon點(diǎn)睛之筆Mr.Liisagoodpainter畫(huà)家.Onedayhedrawsabeautifuldragonwithouteyes.Mr.Zhoulooksatthepictureandsays,“Thedragonhasnoeyes.Itisnatgoodpictu