當(dāng)英語遇上漢語

當(dāng)英文遇上漢語byAmberIfyoudonotleaveme,wewilldietogether.

怎么翻譯？各級英語人士的不同演繹：四級水平：如果不滾開，我就和你同歸于盡。六級水平：你若不離不棄，我必生死相依。八級水平：問世間情為何物？直教人生死相許。專家水平：天地合，乃敢與君絕。活佛水平：你在或不在，愛就在那里，不增不減。

Yousaythatyouloverain,

butyouopenyourumbrellawhenitrains...

Yousaythatyoulovethesun,butyoufindashadowspotwhenthesunshines...

Yousaythatyoulovethewind,Butyou

closeyourwindowswhenwindblows...

ThisiswhyIamafraid;Yousaythatyoulovemetoo...普通版：你說你喜歡雨，但是下雨的時(shí)候你卻撐開了傘;你說你喜歡陽光，但當(dāng)陽光播撒的時(shí)候，你卻躲在陰涼之地;你說你喜歡風(fēng)，但清風(fēng)撲面的時(shí)候，你卻關(guān)上了窗戶。我害怕你對我也是如此之愛。文藝版：你說煙雨微芒，蘭亭遠(yuǎn)望;后來輕攬婆娑，深遮霓裳。你說春光爛漫，綠袖紅香;后來內(nèi)掩西樓，靜立卿旁。你說軟風(fēng)輕拂，醉臥思量;后來緊掩門窗，漫帳成殤。你說情絲柔腸，如何相忘;我卻眼波微轉(zhuǎn)，兀自成霜。詩經(jīng)版：子言慕雨，啟傘避之。子言好陽，尋蔭拒之。子言喜風(fēng)，闔戶離之。子言偕老，吾所畏之。離騷版：君樂雨兮啟傘枝，君樂晝兮林蔽日，君樂風(fēng)兮欄帳起，君樂吾兮吾心噬。五言詩版：戀雨偏打傘，愛陽卻遮涼。風(fēng)來掩窗扉，葉公驚龍王。片言只語短，相思繾倦長。郎君說愛我，不敢細(xì)思量。七言絕句版：戀雨卻怕繡衣濕，喜日偏向樹下倚。欲風(fēng)總把綺窗關(guān)，叫奴如何心付伊。七律壓軸版：江南三月雨微茫，羅傘疊煙濕幽香。夏日微醺正可人，卻傍佳木趁蔭涼。霜風(fēng)清和更初霽，輕蹙蛾眉鎖朱窗。憐卿一片相思意，猶恐流年拆鴛鴦。Someonelikeyou另尋滄海Iheard,thatyou'resettleddown.已聞君，諸事安康。Thatyou,foundagirlandyou'remarriednow.遇佳人，不久婚嫁。Iheardthatyourdreamscametrue.已聞君，得償所想。Guessshegaveyouthings,Ididn’tgivetoyou.料得是，卿識君望。Oldfriend,whyareyousoshy?舊日知己，何故張皇？Itain’tlikeyoutoholdbackorhidefromthelie.遮遮掩掩，欲蓋彌彰。Ihatetoturnupoutoftheblueuninvited.客有不速，實(shí)非我所想。ButIcouldn’tstayaway,Icouldn’tfightit.避之不得，遑論與相抗。I’dhopedyou’dseemyface&thatyou’dbereminded,異日偶遇，識得依稀顏。Thatforme,itisn’tover.再無所求，涕零而淚下。Nevermind,I’llfindsomeonelikeyou.毋須煩惱，終有弱水替滄海。Iwishnothingbutthebest,foryoutoo.拋卻糾纏，再把相思寄巫山。Don’tforgetme,Ibeg,Irememberyousaid:勿忘昨日，亦存君言于肺腑。“Sometimesitlastsinlovebutsometimesithurtsinstead”“情堪雋永，也善心潮掀狂瀾?！盰ou’dknow,howthetimeflies.光陰常無蹤，詞窮不敢道荏苒。Onlyyesterday,wasthetimeofourlives.歡笑仍如昨，今卻孤影憶花繁。Wewerebornandraisedinasummeryhaze.彼時(shí)初執(zhí)手，夏霧郁郁濕衣衫。Boundbythesurpriseofourglorydays.自縛舊念中，詫喜榮光永不黯。Nothingcompares,noworriesorcares.無可與之相提，切莫憂心同掛念。Regretsandmistakesthey’rememoriesmade.糊涂遺恨難免，白璧微瑕方可戀。Whowouldhaveknownhowbittersweetthiswouldtaste?此中酸甜苦咸，世上誰人堪相言？VivaLaVida

生命至上Iusedtoruletheworld遙想當(dāng)年，哥主宰世界SeaswouldrisewhenIgavetheword翻江倒海，放個(gè)p的事情NowinthemorningIsleepalone現(xiàn)在，哥獨(dú)自無眠到天亮SweepthestreetsIusedtoown寂寞無助掃大街。。

Iusedtorollthedice遙想當(dāng)年，哥盾墻破釜Feelthefearinmyenemy'seyes扛著boss不帶顫Listenasthecrowdwouldsing:沐浴山呼："Nowtheoldkingisdead!Longlivetheking!"蒼天已死，皇天當(dāng)?shù)繭neminuteIheldthekey曾幾何時(shí)，哥剛搞清鑰匙是哪只Nextthewallswereclosedonme怎料轉(zhuǎn)身插錯門AndIdiscoveredthatmycastlesstand苦心經(jīng)營幾十年Uponpillarsofsaltandpillarsofsand一朝回到解放前IhearJerusalembellsaringing哥聽到了耶路撒冷和尚在念經(jīng)RomanCavalrychoirsaresinging羅馬騎兵文工團(tuán)在呻吟Bemymirrormyswordandshield你們是哥的照妖鏡，你們是哥的折戟龍鱗Mymissionariesinaforeignfield哥遠(yuǎn)去的勇士們啊ForsomereasonIcan'texplain是因?yàn)椴荒苷f的秘密Onceyougotherewasnever,自從你們離去neveranhonestword再也沒有人對哥真心ThatwaswhenIruledtheworld這就是當(dāng)年，哥當(dāng)扛霸子的事情ItwasthewickedandwildwindYD的妖風(fēng)啊Blewdownthedoorstoletmein.吹開門簾放我進(jìn)Shatteredwindowsandthesoundofdrums砸碎玻璃翻窗戶，敲鑼打鼓把哥迎Peoplecouldn'tbelievewhatI'dbecome哥跟你說你都不信RevolutionarieswaitFormyheadonasilverplate城管等著銀盤紅燒獅子頭Justapuppetonalonelystring哥可憐兮兮只當(dāng)腰帶做頭繩Ohwhowouldeverwanttobeking?啊西巴，誰想做老大一當(dāng)好多年？IhearJerusalembellsaringingRomanCavalrychoirsaresingingBemymirrormyswordandshieldMymissionariesinaforeignfieldForsomereasonIcan'texplainIknowSaintPeterwo