愚人節(jié)快樂英語

第第頁愚人節(jié)快樂英語

通告：愚人節(jié)來臨，4月1日您收到的短信均為假的，意思正好截然相反，敬請(qǐng)留意。以下是第一條：您是英俊瀟灑玉樹臨風(fēng)貌美如花魔鬼身材的.大眾情人!

Shacengsaid:Ihave16change!Journeysaid:Ihave32change!Wukongsaid:Iam72changed!InhisTangSeng:Nishionthetreatment,youchangeaphonecall,Isawhowotherpeoplelookatmonsterswithphonemessages?HappyAprilFoolsDay!

沙僧說：我有16變!八戒說：我有32變!悟空說：我有72變!唐僧大怒：西天路上也沒見你們變個(gè)電話，看人家妖怪都拿手機(jī)看短信呢!愚人節(jié)歡樂!

AfterdinnersevenCommandment:Iquitsmoking,quitimmediatelyeattwofruits,threeringrela*edbelt,thefourimmediatelyquitdrinking,Wujiebaibuwalk,batheimmediatelyquitsi*,sevenquitimmediatelytosleep!Journey:Remember?

飯后七戒：一戒吸煙，二戒立刻吃水果，三戒放松褲帶，四戒馬上喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒馬上洗澡，七戒馬上睡覺!八戒：記住了嗎?

Somepeopleseeyoutoday,youstillascharming,wearingacheckedvest,Manyouyoutowalk,adetachedlookcomfortable,itislovelytothat.YoureallydonotknowhowthatisSaiguorabbit?

今日有人看見你了，你還是那樣迷人，穿著格子背心，慢悠悠地走著，一副超然自若的樣子，實(shí)在是可愛極了。真不知你當(dāng)年是怎么賽過兔子的?

Youstandinthecrowdwerewhitefromthewindandthelonghair,asthemostbeautifulmelodiesworld,inmymindZhou,Iwanttosay:Youhavetodropawig……ButtodayAprilFoolsDay!

你站在人群中，被柔柔的風(fēng)吹起的長發(fā)，像人間最美的旋律，在我心頭久久回蕩，使我想說：你的假發(fā)要掉了……今日可是愚人節(jié)哦!

Youfindoneyoulovedeservesthelove,Inotunderstandyouandyourfeelings,Iknowthatsomethingscannotreluctantly,notsomedistancebeyond,likeyesterday,Icouldnotbelievethatinordertorootbonestellpeopleyo