中考英語(yǔ)閱讀理解分類(lèi)訓(xùn)練-趣味幽默篇素材牛津版

SectionII趣味幽默篇

Passage13

Henrywasanofficeworkerinabigcity.Heworkedveryhardandenjoyed

travelinginhisholidays.

Heusuallywenttotheseaside,butoneyearhesawanadvertisementina

newspaper."Enjoycountrylife.SpendafewweeksatWestHillFarm.Goodfood.

Freshair.Horseriding.Walking.Fishing.Cheapandinteresting.”

“Thissoundsagoodidea,“hethought.’T11spendamonthatWestHill

Farm.IthinkIcanenjoyhorseriding,walkingandfishing.They'11makeachange

fromsittingbytheseasideandswimming.”

Hewrotetothefarmer.Intheletterhesaidthathewouldliketospendal1

ofJulythere.ThenonthefirstofJuly,heleftforWestHillFarm.

Butfourdayslater,hereturnedhome.

aWhatwaswrongwithWestHillFarm?”hisbestfriend,Ed,askedhim.

"Didn'tyouenjoycountrylife?”

uCountrylifewasverygood,“Henrysaid."Buttherewasanotherproblem.”

“0h.What?”

“Well,“hesaid,“thefirstdayIwasthereasheepdied,andwehadroast

muttonfordinner.”

"What'swrongwiththat?”Edasked."Freshmeatisthebest.”

“Iknow,butontheseconddayacowdied,andwehadroastbeeffordinner.”

“Luckyyou!”

“Youdon'tunderstand,“Henrysaid."Onthethirddayapigdiedandwe

hadroastporkfordinner.”

“Adifferentmeateveryday,“Edsaidloudly,“andyouarecomplaining!”

“Letmefinish,“Henrysaid."Onthefourthdaythefarmerdied,andIdidn,t

dare（敢）stayfordinner!”

1.HowdidHenryfindoutaboutthefarm?

A.Hesawitinanewspaperadvertisement.B.Hisbestfriendtoldhim.

C.Hewrotetothefarmer.D.Maybehelearneditfromtheradio.

2.Henrycamebackhomeseveraldayslaterbecause.

A.hedidn，tlikethecountrylifeatal1B.thefarmerwasn'tfriendlyto

him

C.hisholidaywasoverD.hethoughthemighthavetoeatthefarmer

3.”???andyouarecomplaining!v,theword“complain“means.

A.夸獎(jiǎng)B.說(shuō)三道四C.抱怨D.故弄玄虛

4.Whichofthefollowingsentencesistrue?

A.Edcouldeatadifferentkindofmeateveryday.

B.Henrythoughthecouldenjoyachange.

C.Henrycouldn，tthinkofanythingelsetodo,sohewenttothefarm.

D.Thefarmerdiedbecauseofthebadmeatheate.

5.Whichisthebesttitleforthepassage?

A.Whatabeautifulfarm!B.Haveagoodtime.C.AshortholidayD.Henry

andthefarmer.

Passage14

Afterreturningfromherroundtrip,theangrywomanstoodoutsidetheticket

officeofthestation."Therailwayowesme12pounds,“shesaidtoHarryJenks,

theyoungmanworkingattheoffice."YousoldmeaticketforMay22nd,butthere

wasnoshipfromJerseythatnight.SomydaughterandIhadtostayinahotel.

Itcostme12pounds.”

Harrywasworried.Herememberedsellingthewomanareturnticket."Come

intotheoffice,Madam,“hesaidpolitely."I'11justchecktheJerseytimetable

forMay22nd.w

Thewomanandherlittlegirlfollowedhiminside.Shewasquiteright,as

Harrysoondiscovered.TherewasnosailingonMay22nd.Howcouldhehavemade

suchacarelessmistake?Heshouldn,thavesoldheraticketforthatday.

Wonderingwhattodo,hesmiledatthechild."Youlooksunburnt,“hesaidto

her."DidyouhaveaniceholidayinJersey?”

“Yes,"sheanswered,shyly."Thebeachwaslovely.AndIcanswimtoo!”

“That'sfine,“saidHarry."My1ittlegirlcan'tswimabityet.Ofcourse,

she'sonlythree…”

"I'mfour,“thechiIdsaidproudly."I'11befourandahalf.”

Harryturnedtothemother."Irememberyourticket,Madam,“hesaid."But

youdidn'tgetoneforyourdaughter,didyou?”

“Er,well…"thewomanlookedatthechiId."Imean…shehasn,tstarted

schoolyet,she'sonlyfour.”

“Afour-year-oldchiIdmusthaveaticket,Madam.Achild'sreturnticket

toJerseycosts??,letmesee***13.50pounds.Thelawisthelaw,butsincethe

mistakeismine***.”

Thewomanstoodup,tookthechild'shandandlefttheoffice.

1.Thewomanwasangrybecause.

A.shecouldn,tusetheticketforherroundtrip

B.shehadtoreturnhomeadayearlierthanshehadplanned

C.shespentmoremoneythanshehadexpected

D.HarryhadsoldheratickettoJerseywheretherewasnosailing

2.Harrywasworried.

A.thewomanwasangrywithhim

B.hehadnotdonehisworkcarefully

C.theJerseytimetablewaswrong

D.thelittlegirldidn,thaveareturnticket

3.Harrystartedtalkingtothelittlegirl.

A.becausehewasintroubleanddidnotknowwhattodo

B.becausehehadalittlegirlaboutthesameageasthisgirl

C.becausehewantedtobefriendlytothelittlegirlwholookedsonice

D.whenhesuddenlyrealizedthathecouldfindawayoutfromthelittlegirl

4.WhenHarrysaid,“Thelawisthelaw,butsincethemistakewasmine…”

hemeantthat____.

A.theymustfollowitwithoutotherchoice,eventhoughthemistakewashis

B.hehadtobestrictwiththewomanbecauseofthelaw,althoughhedicin't

wantto

C.thewomanhadtopayhim1.50poundsandtherailwaywouldpayherforthe

hotel

D.sheshouldpay1.50pounds,buthehadmadeamistake,shecouldgowithout

paying

5.Thewomanlefttheofficewithoutsayinganythingbecause.

A.shewantedtogohomeandgetmoneyforthechild'sticket

B.shewassoangrythatshedidn'twanttohaveanythingmoretodowiththe

youngman

C.shewasmoved（感動(dòng)）byHarry'skindness

D.sheknewshewouldhavetopaytherailwayifsheinsisted（堅(jiān)持）

Passage15

Threetravelers,Allan,CarlandPaulweresittingonthechairsinatrain

station.Theywerewaitingforatrainthatwasverylate.

Topassthetime,theybegantalkingtoeachother.

Atfirst,theytalkedabouttheweatherandtheirwork.ThenPaulsaid,“Tell

me一whatwouldyoumostliketodoifyourdoctortellyouthatyouhaveonlythree

monthstolive?”

Theothertwomenthoughtaboutthisforawhile,thenCarlspoke.

“Well,"hesaid,“ifIhaveonlythreemonthstolive,I'11takeallmy

moneyoutofthebankandgotoforeigncountriesforhoiidayswithmybestfriend,

Erik,rdliketotraveltotheplacesintheworldasmanyaspossible.AndI'11

stayatthebesthotelsandtheneatthebestfood.IthinkI'11haveawonderful

time.”

“That'sveryinteresting."Paulsaid.

Withthesewords,heturnedtotheotherman,saying,“Andwhataboutyou?”

“I'11tellyouasecret,“Allansaid."Ialwayswanttobearacingdriver.

SoifIhaveonlythreemonthstolive,thefirstthingI'dliketodoistosell

myhouse.WiththemoneyI'11buythefastestcarintheworld.MaybeIcanenter

allthebigmotorraces.”

Thenhelaughed,〃Imightevenendup（以...而告終）worldchampion.”

“Nowit'syourturn,“Allanwenton,“Ifyourdoctortel1youthebadnews,

whatwouldyoumostliketodo?”

“Oh,"saidPaulwithasmile."I'11goandseeanotherdoctor.”

1.Thethreemenweretalking.

A.inthepostofficeB.inthewaitingroom

C.onthetrainD.onthechairs

2.Themancalledansweredthequestionfirst.

A.CarlB.AllanC.ErikD.Paul

3.Themenbegantotalkabouttheweatherandtheworkbecausethey.

A.didn，tknowanythingnewB.wantedtopassthetimequickly

C.hadnothingtodoD.wereveryinterestedineachother'swork

4.〃Imightevenendupworldchampion./zHeretheword"champion“means

inChinese.

A.名人B.賽車(chē)手C.大款D.冠軍

5.Whichsentenceisrightaccordingtothepassage?

A.Thetraindidn,tarriveontime.

B.Paulwantedtobuyaracingcarverymuch.

C.Allanwasthesecondmantoanswerthequestion.

D.Carldidn，tliketravelingatall.

Passage16

AnEnglishtravelerfoundhimselfinNorwaywithonlyenoughmoneytobuythe

ticketforhisjourneybackhome.Asheknewthatitwouldtakehimonlytwodays

togettoEngland,hedecidedthathecouldeasilyspendthetimewithoutfood.

Soheboughtaticketandgotontheship.Themanclosedhisearstothesound

ofthelunchbell.Whendinnertimecame,hedidn,tgotodinningroom,saying

thathewasnotfeelingverywell.

Thenextmorninghestilldidn,thavebreakfastandatlunchtimeheagain

stayedinhisroom.Butatdinnertimehewassohungrythathewenttothedinning

roomandateeverythingthewaiterputinfrontofhim.Hegotreadyforthequarrel.

uBringmethebill,hesaid."Thebill,sir?”saidthewaiterinsurprise.

aThereisn'tanybill.Onourshipmealsareincluded（包括）inthemoneyfor

theticket,“saidthewaiter.

1.Thestoryhappened______.

A.inEnglandB.onashipfromNorwaytoEngland

C.inNorwayD.onashipfromEnglandtoNorway

2.Whydidn'tthetravelergotothedinningroomfirst?

A.Becausehehadnomoney

B.Becausehedidn'tfeelverywell

C.Becausehedidn'twanttoeatanything

D.Becausehedidn'thearthesoundofthebell

3.Thetravelerwenttothedinningroomtoeatsomethingbecause.

A.hisfriendhadgivenhimsomemoney

B.thewaiterhadaskedhimtochangehismind

C.helearnedthattherewasnobillontheship

D.hewastoohungry

4.Howmanymealsdidthetravelerhaveontheship?

A.OnlyoneB.TwoC.ThreeD.None

5.Afterthetravelerfinishedeating,_______.

A.hehadaquarrelwithwaiteroverthebill

B.hedrankalot

C.heaskedthewaitertobringhimthechange（零錢(qián)）

D.hecametoknowthattravelersontheshiphadfreemeals

Passage17Afarmerhadacow.Hetookverygoodcareofthiscowandoneday

whenitwasill,hewas

veryworried.Hetelephonedthevet.

“What'stheproblem?vThevetaskedhimwhenhearrived.

“Mycow'sill,“thefarmersaid."Idon,tknowwhat*sthematterwithher.

She'slyingdownandwon,teat.She'smakingastrangenoise.”

Thevetlookedoverthecow."She'scertainlyill,“hesaid,“andsheneeds

totakesomeverystrongmedicine.”

Hetookabottleoutofhisbox,puttwopillsintohishandandsaid,“Give

herthese.Thepillsshouldmakeherbetter.”

“HowshouldIgivethemtoher?”thefarmerasked.

Thevetgavehimatube（管子）andsaid,〃Putthistubeinhermouth,thenput

thepillsinthetubeandblow.That*11makeit.〃

Thenextdaythevetcametothefarmagain.Thefarmerwassittingoutside

hishouseandlookedmoreworried.

“How'syourcow?”thevetasked.

“Nochange,“thefarmersaid,"andI'mfeelingverystrangemyself.”

“Oh?”thevetsaid,〃Why?〃

“Ididwhatyousaid,“thefarmeranswered."Iputthetubeinthecow's

mouthandthenputtwopillsdownit.”

“And?"thevetasked.

“Thecowblewfirst,“thefarmersaid.

1.Inthestory,thevetmustbe.

A.thefarmer*sfriendB.amilkfactory

C.ahospitalforcowsD.adoctorforanimals

2.Thefarmeraskedthevetforhelpwhenhiscow

A.couldn，tliedownB.didn'teatthepills

C.couldn，tmakeanynoiseD.wasill

3.Whatmedicinedidthevetgivethefarmer?

A.Bottleofpills.B.Alongtube.

C.Twopills.D.Asmallbox.

4.Thevettaughtthefarmerhow.

A.toblowthetubeB.tomakethecowtakethepills

C.totakethemedicineD.toputthetubeinhismouth

5.Whichofthefollowingistrue?

A.Thefarmeratethepillshimself.

B.Thecowgotbetteraftertakingthemedicine.

C.Thevetcametohelpfarmerchangethecowthenextday.

D.Thefarmerwaitedforthevetoutsidehishousethenextday.

Passage18

Severalyearsago,atelevisionreporterwastalkingtothreeofthemost

importantpeopleinAmerica.Onewasaveryrichbanker,anotherownedoneofthe

1argestcompaniesintheworld,andthethirdownedmanybuildingsinthecenter

ofNewYork.

Thereporterwastalkingtothemaboutbeingimportant.

“Howdoweknowifsomeoneisreallyimportant?wthereporteraskedthe

banker.

Thebankerthoughtforafewmomentsandthensaid,“Ithinkanybodywhois

invitedtotheWhiterHousetomeetthePresidentoftheUnitedStatesisreally

important.”

Thereporterthenturnedtotheowneroftheverylargecompany."Doyouagree

withthat?”sheasked.

Themanshookhishead,"No.IthinkthePresidentinvitesalotofpeople

totheWhiteHouse.You'donlybeimportantifwhileyouwerevisitingthe

President,therewasatelephonecal1fromthepresidentofanothercountry,and

thePresidentoftheUSsaidhewastoobusytoanswerit.”

Thereporterturnedtothethirdman."Doyouthinkso?”

“No,Idon't."hesaid."Idon'tthinkthatmakesthevisitorimportant.

ThatmakesthePresidentimportant.”

“Thenwhatwou1dmakethevisitorimportant?”thereporterandtheother

twomenasked.

“Oh,IthinkifthevisitortotheWhiteHousewastalkingtothePresident

andthephonerang,andthePresidentpickedupthereceiver,listenedandthen

said,'it'sforyou.'”

1.Thisstoryhappenedin.

A.EnglandB.AmericaC.JapanD.Australia

2.Thereareinthispassage.

A.twomenandtwowomenB.threemenandonewoman

C.threewomenandonemanD.fourwomen

3.Thebankerthought_____.

A.hewasreallyimportantbecausehewasarichbanker

B.thevisitortotheWhiteHousewasreallyimportant

C.thevisitorwhometthePresidentoftheUnitedStates

D.thereporterwasreallyimportant

4.Theowneroftheverylargecompanythought.

A.shewasreallyimportantbecausesheownedoneofthelargestcompanies

B.thebankerwasreallyimportant

C.theownerofmanybuildingsinthecenterofNewYorkwasreallyimportant

D.thevisitorwouldbereallyimportantifwhilehewasvisitingthePresident,

thePresidentwouldnotansweranytelephonecall

5.Theownerofmanybuildingsthought_____.

A.hewasreallyimportantbecauseheownedmanybuildingsinthecenterof

NewYork

B.theowneroftheverylargecompanywasreallyimportant

C.thevisitorwasreallyimportantifhetalkingtothePresidentandthe

Presidentreceivedatelephonecallforthevisitor

D.thepersonwhoworkedintheWhiteHousewasreallyimportant

Passage19

Threementravelingonatrainbeganaconversationabouttheworld，sgreatest

wonders.

“Inmyopinion,“thefirstmansaid,“theEgyptianpyramidsaretheworld's

greatestwonder.Althoughtheywerebuiltthousandsofyearsago,theyarestill

standing.Andremember:thepeoplewhobuiltthemhadonlysimpletools.Theydid

nothavethekindofmachinerythatbuildersandengineershavetoday.”

“IagreethatthepyramidsinEgyptarewonderful,“thesecondmansaid,

“butIdonotthinktheyarethegreatestwonder.Ibelievecomputersaremore

wonderfulthanthepyramids.Theyhavetakenpeopletothemoonandbroughtthem

backsafely.Inseconds,theycarryoutmathematicalcalculationsthatwou1dtake

apersonahundredyearstodo.”

Heturnedtothethirdmanandasked,“Whatdoyouthinkisthegreatestwonder

intheworld?”

Thethirdmanthoughtforalongtime,andthenhesaid,“Well,Iagreethat

thepyramidsarewonderful,andIagreethatcomputersarewonderful,too.However,

inmyopinion,themostwonderfulthingintheworldisthisthermos.”

Andhetookathermosoutofhisbagandhelditup.

Theothertwomenwereverysurprised."Athermos?”theyexclaimed."But

that5sasimplething.”

“Oh,no,it'snot,“thethirdmansaid."Inthewinteryouputinahot

drinkanditstayshot.Inthesummeryouputinacolddrinkanditstayscold.

Howdoesthethermosknowwhetherit'swinterorsummer?”

1.Theunderlinedword“thermos”meansinChinese"____”.

A.電冰箱B.洗衣機(jī)C.電風(fēng)扇D.保溫瓶

2.Thethreemencouldnotagreeonwhattheworld*sgreatestwonderwasbecause

A.theycouldnotthinkofanythingverywonderfulB.theyallhaddifferent

ideas

C.theycouldnotprovethattheiropinionswererightD.thejourneyended

toosoon

3.Thefirstmanthoughtthepyramidswerethemostwonderfulthingsinthe

worldbecause.

A.theywereverybeautifulB.theywereEgyptian

C.theyhadbeenbuiltwithverysimpletoolsD.theycoulddomathematical

calculations

4.Thethirdmanthoughtathermoswasthemostwonderfulthingintheworld

because.

A.itlastedlongerthanthepyramidsB.itcostlessthanacomputer

C.hethoughtitknewwhetheritwaswinterorsummer

D.theothertwomenweresurprisedwhenhetoldthemaboutit

5.Thethirdmanwasnotverycleverbecause.

A.hecouldnotthinkofanythingtosayB.hedidnotunderstandhowa

thermosworks

C.hedidnotthinkthepyramidswerewonderfulD.hedidnotknowanything

aboutcomputers

Passage20

Anoldmanwasgoinghomelateonenightwithhishorseandcartafteraday's

hardwork.Whenhewasnotfarfromhishouse,thelightonthecartwentout.

Hetriedbutcouldnotmendit.

Hewasnearhishome,andsohewentalongtheroadwithouta1ight.Whena

policemansawthis,hestoppedtheoldcarter.

“Where'syourlight?”askedthepoliceman.〃Noonemaytakeacartalonga

roadatnightwithoutalight.Youknowthat.You'vebrokenthelaw.

〃Ihadalight,，zsaidtheoldman,“butithasjustgoneout.〃

〃Idon'tbelievethatstory,〃saidthepoliceman.Hetookoutabookandgot

readytowrite."What'syournameandwheredoyoulive?”heasked.

，zPleasedon，ttakemyname,〃saidtheoldman.〃Myhouseisjustthere.You

canseeitfromhere.Ihadalightnearlythewholeway.Ihaven，tcomefarwithout

alight.〃

“Youcameallthewaywithoutalight.What'syourname?”

Thecarterquicklytookthepoliceman'shandandputitdownonthetopof

thelight.Thelightwasstillhot,andburntthepoliceman，shand.Hejumpedand

hewasveryangry.

“Now,whatdoyouthink?”saidthecarter."DidIcomeallthewaywithout

alight?"

1.Inthepassage〃Cart〃is.

A.somethinglikeacarB.somethinglikealight

C.somethingpulledbyahorseD.somethingwithalight

2.Theoldmandrovehome.

A.onthebackofhishorseB.lateonenight

C.verylateeverynightD.withapoliceman

3.Wheredidthepolicemanstoptheoldman?

A.Nearhishome.B.Atthetrafficlights.

C.Underaroad1ight.D.Farfromhishouse.

4.Thecartwasstoppedbythepolicemanbecause.

A.theoldmandidn'thavealight

B.thepolicemandidn，tbelievetheoldman'swords

C.theoldmandidnotwanttotellhisname

D.theoldman'slightwasn'ton

5..Howdidtheoldmanmakethepolicemanbelieve（相彳言）hiswords?

A.Hemadethepolicemantouchthelight.

B.Hejumpedandshoutedangrily.

C.Hemadethepolicemanangry.

D.Heburntthepoliceman，shands.

Passage21

EllenParkerwasworriedaboutherhealth.Shecouldnotwalkveryquickly

anditwasdifficultforhertoclimbstars.Shewassoonoutofbreath（氣喘

吁吁）.

“IsupposeIhadbettergotothedoctor,“shethought.

Shewenttothedoctorandtoldhimherproblem.

"I'mnotsurprisedatall,hesaid."It'sobviouswhatyourproblemis.v

Helookedheroverthengavehersomeadvice.

“Ifyoudon'tdowhatIsay,Mrs.Parker,“hesaid,“youwi11haveaheart

attack.Itcouldkillyou.”

EllenParkerwasveryworriedassheleftthedoctorJs.Sheknewthatshe

hadtotakehisadvicebutthatitwouldnotbeeasyanditwouldtaketime.

Thenextdayshewentshopping.Thefirstshopshewentintowasabutcher,s

shop（肉鋪）.

"I'dliketenpoundsofsteak（牛排），please,“shesaid.

“Certainly,madam,“thebutcherrepliedandwentintothecoldroomandfound

alargepieceofsteak.Hebroughtthehugepieceofmeatbackintotheshopand

putitonthescale(天平).

“That'sjustundertenpounds,“hesaid.

“Thatbigenough,"Mrs.Parkersaid.

Thebutcherworkedouttheprice.

“At$4.99apoundthatwi11be$49.50,please.Wouldyoulikemetocutit

upintosmallerpiecesforyou?”

“Oh,Idon,twanttobuythemeat,wMrs.Parkersaid.

“Ifyoudon'twanttobuyit,“thebutcherrepliedangrily,“whydidyou

askmetogetitforyou?”

“MydoctortoldmethatIamover-weightandIhavetolosetenpounds.I

wantedtoseewhattenpoundsofmeatlookedlike.”

1.WhydidEllenParkervisitthedoctor?

A.Shehadhadaheartattack.B.Shehadaproblemwithherhealth.

C.Shewasunhappyaboutherweight.D.Shecouldnotsleepwell.

2.Whatdidthedoctoradvisehertodo?

A.Toloseweight.B.Toeatmoremeat.

C.Tocomeandseehimagain.D.Tolookafterherheart.

3.WhydidEllenParkeraskfortenpoundsofsteak?

A.Shewantedtobuysomefordinner.B.Shewantedtoloseweight.

C.Herdoctorhadtoldhertoeatsteak.

D.Shewantedtoseewhattenpoundsofmeatlookedlike.

4.WhatwasEllenParker'srealproblem?

A.Sheatetoomuchsteak.B.Sheweighedtoomuch.

C.Thedoctordidnotknow.D.Shecouldnotwalkveryquickly.

5.WhatdidthedoctorthinkmighthappentoEllen?

A.Shemightputonmoreweight.B.Shemightstopeatingtoomuch.

C.Shemighthaveaheartattack.D.Shemightgotoanotherdoctor.

Passage22

(Incourt(法庭)，thejudgeaskstheboynamedHenrysomequestions.)

Judge:Canyoutellushowtheaccidenthappened?

Henry:Yes,sir.ThefarmerdroveveryfastwhenImetwithhim.Hiscarknocked

medownandhurtmyarm.

Judge:(Tothefarmer)Wasthatright?

Farmer:No,sir.ButitrainedheavilyandIcouldn,tdrivefast.

Judge:Soyoudon,tthinkyouknockedhimdown?

Farmer:Yes,Idid.ButIdidn'tseehimmendinghisbikeinthemiddleof

theroad.

Judge:Well.Didyousendhimtoahospital?

Farmer:Yes.Butthedoctorsaidtherewasnothingserioustohim.

Judge:(ToHenry)Doyouagreewithhim?

Henry:Yes,sir.ButmyleftarmoftenhurtsandIcan，tliftitatall.

Judge:Couldyoushowushowyoucanliftitnow?

Henry:Sure.(Slowlytheboyliftshisarmbelowhisnose.)

Judge:Poorboy!Andhowhighcouldyouliftitbeforetheaccident?

Henry:Oh,Icouldliftitveryhighlikethis.(Holdinghisleftarmupover

hishead)

Judge:ButIdon，tthinkthere'ssomethingwrongwithyourarm.

Henry:I...I...Soitis.Butmylawyer(律師)tellsmetodoso.

根據(jù)上面的對(duì)話，在短文的空白處填寫(xiě)一個(gè)適當(dāng)?shù)脑~，使短文內(nèi)容與對(duì)話意思相符。

Ithappenedona(1)day.AboynamedHenrywas(2)hisbike

ontheroadwhileafarmer，s(3)______knockedhimdown.Thefarmersenthimto

ahospitalandthedoctorsaidnothing(4)happenedtotheboy.Buthis

parentshopedtheboycouldbepaidmore(5)forit.Theyaskedfora

lawyer，s(6).Thelawyertaughttheboy(7)tosayincourt.Henry

toldthejudgehisarmhurtandthathecouldn，t(8)________itup.Thejudgeasked

himtoshowittohim.Hecouldliftitbelowhisnose.Thejudgeaskedhimhow

(9)_______hecouldliftitbeforetheaccident.Theboy(10)whatthe

lawyersaidandlifteditoverhishead!

SectionII趣味幽默篇答案與解析

Passage13

【答案與解析】假日里，亨利喜歡到海邊去旅游。有一次，他想去西山農(nóng)場(chǎng)享受一下

田園風(fēng)光，并計(jì)劃在那兒度過(guò)一個(gè)月的時(shí)間?？墒橇钊梭@奇的是，才去四天之后他就回來(lái)

了。當(dāng)朋友問(wèn)起其中的緣由時(shí)，亨利說(shuō)道：第?天，農(nóng)場(chǎng)里死了一只羊，晚餐時(shí)美美地吃

了一頓烤羊肉；第二天農(nóng)場(chǎng)死了一頭牛，又吃了一頓燒牛肉；第三天農(nóng)場(chǎng)死了一頭豬，結(jié)

果又吃了…頓烤豬肉?？墒?，到了第四天，農(nóng)場(chǎng)主死了，我不敢再留下來(lái)吃飯了。

1.Ao第二段的首句“…butoneyearhesawanadvertisementinanewspaper.”

即是答案的出處。

2.Co本題考查根據(jù)語(yǔ)境進(jìn)行分析判斷